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Everyday I turn into Monk a little more. Today I washed my hands three times within a few minutes and I just made a meal with ten eggs.

#also washed my hands a bunch because of the eggs #i also am becoming more like Ambrose but i am working on that #monk #mr monk #monk 2002 #adrian monk #tony shalhoub #egg drop soup

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CONTEXT: the gaza freedom flotilla coalition aims to bring emergency aid (food, medical supplies, etc) to a starving and besieged gaza. activists and journalists from all over the world (including diaspora palestinians like dylan) will be participating, and they know the risk — in 2010 turkish activists attempting a similar mission had their flagship raided by israeli forces, who murdered 10 activists aboard (9 died on site and another died later from critical injuries).

#signal boost

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I take this back now

I dont know if anyone will know what this means but I think Steven Lim is like the Billy Moran of Watcher

#watcher

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.

#signal boost

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how many times will we be traumatized by this expression

#too many times is the answer i think #david tennant #good omens #around the world in 80 days #doctor who

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They look like giants looking down on this little tiny guy

#monk #monk 2002 #mr monk #adrian monk #tony shalhoub #randy disher #jason gray-stanford #jason gray stanford #captain stottlemeyer #captain leland stottlemeyer #leland stottlemeyer #ted levine #natalie teeger #traylor howard

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i love my traumatized little blonds

#good omens #our flag means death

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NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

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This is my Roman Empire

#i hate shaking hands #best i can do is an awkward wave #tony shalhoub #monk #monk 2002 #mr monk #adrian monk #alexander minion #spy kids #conan #conan o'brien #autism #using that tag to refer to the autism that makes me not want to shake hands and the autism that makes this clip play on loop in my head

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Die Alone by Finneas

#this took me a month to make no joke #monk #monk 2002 #mr monk #adrian monk #trudy monk #ambrose monk #tony shalhoub #melora hardin #john turturro #sharona fleming #natalie teeger #bitty schram #traylor howard #ted levine #captain stottlemeyer #captain leland stottlemeyer #leland stottlemeyer #finneas #finneas o'connell #die alone #edit

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Not sure if this has made it to tumblr yet, but you can vote for the GLAAD fan favourite movie/TV show, so vote for OFMD!!!!!! (you have to put it under Other bc criminally it's not even an option)

#signal boost

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Community S1E20: The Science of Illusion

#april fools #community

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My dad replaced my brother with blåhaj

#not a joke but it kinda is #my dad bought me one when my brother moved out to university #blahaj #blåhaj #ikea

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I am STRUGGLING with the latest Monk edit but it is coming

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#signal boost #palestine

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Hello sir.

Does it get better?

Yes. Sometimes it gets worse again too. But yes, it gets better.

#neil gaiman #good omens