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UK pilled tired maxxing send post

Can’t bloody sleep again. I really messed up my sleep schedule.

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Well that explains why my Lebanese family had such shit teeth. Eating all those fucking Shwarma rocks.

Oh sweet i can get ROCKS and STICKS in my shawarma

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I want that feathery underboob shirt I've seen on here. Not for the men to gawk.

For the women to gawk. ❤️

#lesbian #bi #shitposting #shitpost #lgbtq #trans #transbian #i want it so bad #sapphic #sappho

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Idk what ADA means in this context but the armed detective agency would never let this hobgoblin in

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If there is a general food workers strike I will personally tie my boss to train tracks and then his boss to another train track and keep going up the chain of command until I have 5 on one and my boss on the other, and then find the CEO of wafflehouse and make him decide who gets run over by a train and who doesn't

#fuck capitalism #fuck managers #shitpost #shitposting #communism #socialism

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Vause yior gae

Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

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Oh I am definitely tranny Wikipedia. But girl tranny Wikipedia

Your loved one!

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Blighttown posting

My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

#ds1 #dark souls #souls #soulsborne

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They're bleeding together

do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up

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Butt ugly?

The opposite really.

Often quite fucking sexy actually.

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I wish gazans could vote in the 2024 election. As a USamerican I feel like I should ask Palestinians how they want me to vote so it feels less like it's us deciding their fate

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Couple thousand years ago they buried me with 180 or so sheep ankles (the soul is stored in the ankle) to keep my fluffy comrades company in death. Then a necromancer brought me back but not my comrades so I killed her

I have too many bones. 206?? calm the fuck down

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Fag pilled transmaxxing

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The vice president that genocide supporting prick is gracing us with her presence in Atlanta and blocking traffic for hundreds of cars on 85... so she can give a speech that nobody really wants to hear? That fuck is probably back to deliver another condemnation of victims of genocide and the people supporting them

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Books I reccomend with all my God damn heart:

Last lecture

The Martian

Two of my favorites. I also enjoyed the stranger but it was hard to get through at times

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Faggin it up on a Monday

faggin it up on a friday

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Memes are modern art

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also