kneelbeforezod

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#ahahahahahahaha #oh my god #I feel seen #lol #funny #anger #relationship #sleep

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you're so wrong for me

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When she thinks my calm demeanor means I'm gonna let that brat behavior go unpunished.

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If this guy isn't me, idk what is.

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This is what happens when you put proper effort and attention into teasing and foreplay.

Honestly, if she hasn't cum BEFORE your dick enters the equation, you're doing it wrong.

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The way I read body language, context, syntax, microexpressions and tone of voice, I'll have you figured out before you realized you've given anything away, and you'll be thinking I can read your mind (by this point I can).

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You really think that's gonna deter me?

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Me: *seeing randoms try to be sexual or dominant in peoples DMs and ask boxes*

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The Big Lebowski (1998)

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i’m full of rage but in a very chill and nonchalant way

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There's no hiding it in these pants.

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“i’m trash/empty/dead inside”

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✌🏼🌲🪵