krispyllamaruins

[krispyllamaruins]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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YOU ARE MISTAKEN

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pranking the new kid in the firing squad by telling all the other guys not to pull the trigger during his first execution

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you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.

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#my art #doodle #animal crossing #oc art #digital art

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#my art #art #digital art #grandpa died #poor guy

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went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games

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boy are you peter griffin

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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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Every night at eleven I have to choose between enjoying the sweet embrace of slumber or staying up late to do something enriching and fun that I wouldn’t otherwise have the opportunity to do. And every night at eleven I take the secret third option of “doing nothing on my phone until one in the morning.”

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i didnt even realize this was a porn bot i was like yeah thats a regular text post on tumblr dot com

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anerican choese

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we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again

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i want so badly to be more offline but alas the siren call of images

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always inevitably when i see the word chimera i remember how i once heard someone pronounce it as "chimmy-ray" and i just can't get that out of my head