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If it's not rude (I don't fully know tumblr ettiquitte yet) i'd like to propse another character to throw into this militay au(?): Hank.
Personally I like to roll with the Character Gallery idea of Hank being this calm shoulder to cry on and it's also really funny to see this bulky express thoroughbred doing first aid so I imagine it goes:
Edward: Okay Hank, what do you do in all this then?
Hank: I clean up after everyone else.
Edward: Oh god what do you mean by that? Like bulldozers kocking down infastructure or-
Hank: No I do first aid. Like I literally clean up after everyone. Do you know just how many 7-planks i've had to peel off of concrete walls?
Edward: Well, i'm glad at least one engine here is coming from somewhere sensible.
Hank: Oh, I wouldn't absolve the great state of Pennyslvania just yet, Eddyboy
Edward: Wha-
Phillip, approacing rapidly with a rocket launcher: Hi Edward!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
YEAHHHHH!!!!! WE'RE ADDING HANK IN!!!!! I never include him on this blog but I think he's really cool. So, this is a great suggestion! (Also, PHILLIP NO-)
Edward: *Deep breath* Hey Bruno, other than having a fun name what do you make buddy?
Bruno: I answer the phrase, Truck around and find out with a lot of military trucks.
Edward: OH, my gosh.
Bruno: I made a truck that can transport tanks because you really don't wanna get their millage up, terrible for the resale value. I also made a truck that can throw around transport containers like a like a toddler and it's great for logistics. I also made this MATV which is a mine resistant ambush proof vehicle and it hits mines like you hit pot holes. And then I made the sports version of the humvee.
Edward: What else can you put on the racing version of the humvee?
Bruno: Depends on what ya wanna get rid of! The fifty cal is good for getting rid of people, the anti tank is good for getting rid of tanks, and the automatic grenade launchers are good for getting rid of ANYTHING
Edward: What have you made recently?
Bruno: I bought Pratt Miller which includes Corvette racing, they still won't let me race my trucks and run over the other drivers, dumb. However I also bought jbt aerotech so I can now make plans if I want to. Arguably, THE MOST MINE RESISTANT VIECHLE.
Edward: I now fear you and I worry Rosie will be worse
Edward:
Edward: Toby, Toby. I need help.
Toby: What? What's going on?
Edward: Whiff, Bruno, Rosie and the others are talking about building military weapons. They're becoming more and more powerful and I can't control them...