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lavendervirgos · 1 hour
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I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body
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lavendervirgos · 6 hours
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lavendervirgos · 7 hours
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lavendervirgos · 9 hours
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Do u have a partner?
No just problems.
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lavendervirgos · 10 hours
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Tell me how pretty I am and tease me for being shy before overstimulating me until I cry, please and thank you.
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lavendervirgos · 12 hours
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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lavendervirgos · 15 hours
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consent is sacred, holy, heavenly. full permission to please and use them as you or they or both need. consent is sexy, fun, exciting. a powerful yes or even a subtle please to start the festivities. consent is pleasure, consent is everything.
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lavendervirgos · 16 hours
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Let's nap together. Whoever wakes up first gets to wake the other up with head.
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lavendervirgos · 17 hours
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feel me
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lavendervirgos · 18 hours
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say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR
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lavendervirgos · 19 hours
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Anyone wanna pin me down and make out with me?
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lavendervirgos · 20 hours
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At the point in life where unless I'm attracted to your mind there is no chance in hell I'm ever sleeping with you
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lavendervirgos · 23 hours
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You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.
Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.
And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.
Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.
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lavendervirgos · 1 day
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PLEASE i’m curious what your 4 tiers of safe word are….i can only think of like, three
Safeword 1 means: everything is good and fine and you can take things up some notches!
Safeword 2 means: everything is good and fine at this level and i'd prefer if we didnt make things rougher
Safeword 3 means: i would like to stop because its hurting or im uncomfortable but ultimately its your decision (cnc fake safeword basically)
Safeword 4 means: full stop. everything is over for now and we need to take a break
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lavendervirgos · 1 day
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do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets
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her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.
remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.
thank you, Marsha. we remember you.
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lavendervirgos · 1 day
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not to be horny but. getting slapped in the face? consensually?? by someone you love and trust??? that’s the shit dude
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lavendervirgos · 1 day
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you got a real fuckable personality btw
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