i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights
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Always love how much folklore especially creature folklore emphasizes that there is a way for you to win. These are the steps to ensure the dead don't rise: take them out through a hole in the wall and give them iron shoes. Vampires cannot abide sunlight. If you hear a dog howl on a churchyard path turn around and get home as fast as you can. Iron and salt and the colour red. None of this doomed idea, the world is incomprehensible but if you're a bit clever you'll survive it just fine, there's always ways out.
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‘GET OFF THE ROAD - QUICK!!’
Heylo darlins! This is what I’ve been working on this week.
Next up, Bilbo, as per the results of my last poll :D
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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.
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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment
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Land cryptids: We think it was probably a wolf with mange.
Sea cryptids: So it turns out there really is a creature of the abyss with glowing skin and fifty-foot barbed tentacles that somehow evaded reliable documentation for several thousand years, but we're going to act like these two cases are equivalent because anecdotal descriptions of its appearance have historically been somewhat inaccurate.
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist
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love a canon (?) coffee shop AU
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new art and process stuff up on patreon
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silly goobers just in time for lesbian visibility week! forever grateful to tlt & its fandom for helping me be more comfortable with my own sexuality and gender identity🗡️
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Riding home.
hurts me each time to read Camilla get hurt...
and OH MY GOD it's such a well written scene, I loved it so much.
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I had this littlle owl in mind since a few months. Finaly abble to give him life. I think tumblr prefer gif version but I made a one with soundeffects on my instagram. Wich one do you prefer ?
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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My guardian angel: Why are you eating that ice cream. It's cold. You are cold. You are also lactose intolerant.
Me, concentrating on not dropping the ice-cream cone from my terribly shivering hands: It's pistachio
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