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Rachel: Why is Chloe screaming?

Max: Oh, she took one of those "which Life is Strange character are you" quizzes.

Rachel: Oh? Who did she get?

Max: Victoria.

#submission #yeah that might make me scream too #thanks for the submission!!! #rachel amber #chloe price #max caulfield #victoria chase #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes

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Rachel: Chloe?

Chloe: Yeah?

Rachel: What should I get Victoria for her birthday?

Chloe: Talent.

#submitted by @marksider89 #Victoria: YOU'RE SUCH A BORON URANIUM LEAD LEAD YTTRIUM #Chloe: u just called me a bupbpby #Victoria: FUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU #thanks for the submission!!! #chloe price #rachel amber #victoria chase #life is memes #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes #source: Victorious

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Max: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Warren: In my defense, Chloe bet me I couldn't eat all dat shampoo.

Max: No, that's not what I— You ate shampoo!?

#submitted by @marksider89 #source: brooklyn nine nine #i mean money is money #especially in this economy lol #thanks for the submission!!! #max caulfield #chloe price #warren graham #life is memes #life is strange #incorrect quotes

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Joyce: I raised a fully functioning child.

Rachel: *looks at Chloe*

Rachel: *looks back at Joyce* Do you have a child I don't know about?

#joyce price #chloe price #rachel amber #life is memes #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes

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Nathan: Can you people stop being gay? Cut it out lol.

Warren: FUCK YOU.

Nathan: What are you? Gay?

Warren: You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

Nathan: Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?

Warren: Yeah, you stubborn fucking asshole.

Nathan: *pushes him onto a locker and passionately makes out*

Warren: *doesn't stop him*

Chloe: *watching* Huh.

Nathan: I'm sorry, did you need something, you homophobe?

#this one is so stupid lol #nathan prescott #warren graham #chloe price #grahamscott #life is memes #life is strange #incorrect quotes #tw homophobia

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Steph: How are you?

Alex: Okay.

Steph: Are you sure? You look upset.

Alex: Oh... I am. I just didn't know if you wanted to get into all that.

#alex is too real #source: uber stories from YouTube #alex chen #steph gingrich #chenrich #life is memes #life is strange true colors #incorrect quotes

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"Are you guys looking for silence or a fun time? Because I was thinking about calling my ex to yell at him... but I won't if you're not into that drama."

- Rachel Amber, probably

#source: uber stories from YouTube #rachel amber #life is memes #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes

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Joyce: Will you share your ETA once you get in the car?

Chloe: Why? Can't I just text you?

Joyce: I've literally seen you text "on my way" from bed so, no, you've lost that privilege.

#joyce price #chloe price #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes #source: uber stories on YouTube

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Sean: Do you speak any Spanish?

Finn: Yeah. I know a little.

Sean: ¿Cómo te llamas? (What's your name?)

Finn: Bien. ¿Y tú? (Good. And you?)

#source: uber stories on YouTube #sean diaz #finn #sinn #life is memes #life is strange 2 #incorrect quotes

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Victoria: Did someone in here just try to message me a picture of a bunny wearing a backpack?

Kate: Yes.

#source: uber stories on YouTube #victoria chase #kate marsh #life is memes #life is strange #incorrect quotes

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Max, about Warren: I don't really want to date him, but I like having him around for movies and Uber Eats.

Chloe: He's in the foodzone.

#source: uber stories on YouTube #max caulfield #warren graham #chloe price #life is memes #life is strange #incorrect quotes

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Victoria: *in the front seat* Yo, I'm so fucking glad Chloe went home.

Chloe: *in the back seat* I'm back here, you dumbass.

#victoria chase #chloe price #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes #source: uber stories on YouTube

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Rachel: *trying to deep fry chicken nuggets and accidentally sets the stove on fire*

Kate: *panics, snatches Chloe's glass, and throws it on the fire*

Max: DON'T THROW WATER ON AN OIL FIRE!

Chloe: That was water?

Max: WHY WERE YOU DRINKING A GLASS FULL OF VODKA!?

Kate: FIRE! FOCUS ON THE FIRE!

Max: Right. Where is your fire extinguisher for the kitchen?

Rachel: My only fire extinguisher is in the garage.

Max: WHY WOULD YOU NOT PUT IT IN THE ROOM OF THE HOUSE WITH THE HIGHEST PROBABILITY OF CATCHING FIRE!?

Chloe: *has wandered into the living room and accidentally awoken Warren*

Max: *runs out of the kitchen to the garage*

Warren: *sees Max running and goes into the kitchen*

Chloe: *casually steals Warren's spot*

Warren: *sees the fire and snatches up Rachel and Kate, throws them on the couch on top of a passed out Nathan*

Nathan: What the fuck?

Max: *runs back in with the fire extinguisher*

Warren, to Nathan: You have the survival instincts of a brick!

Max: *comes into the room* The fire's out.

#rachel amber #kate marsh #chloe price #max caulfield #warren graham #nathan prescott #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes #this one took a good while to put together lol

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Warren, posting online: Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Max: Another post to add to the list of "I swear I'm not a serial killer, just a photographer."

Chloe: i'm not even a photographer and this is awesome

Rachel: I'm not even a serial killer, and I love this

Mr. Jefferson: I'm a serial killer.

#warren graham #max caulfield #chloe price #rachel amber #mr. jefferson #mr. jeffershit #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes

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Chloe: *throws her laptop* Damnit! I lost again!

Kate:

Kate: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?

Chloe:

Chloe: Yes, please.

#chloe price #kate marsh #life is memes #life is strange #incorrect quotes

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"Why do we have to FIGHT the monster??? WHY can't we... kiss the monster... gently hold the monster... tell the monster how we really feel?"

- Alex about Ryan during the LARP, probably

#alex chen #ryan lucan #luchen #life is memes #life is strange true colors #incorrect quotes

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"I miss old-fashioned money laundering. Like, NFTs aren't even remotely cool. Open up car washes and Italian restaurants."

- Chloe Price, most likely

#chloe price #life is memes #life is strange #life is strange before the storm #incorrect quotes