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modern AU billy gets called a faggot on xbox live and then he turns to stu and shouts "I'M NOT GAY". the mic picks up stu whimpering and going ":( ok billy i love you". the other players keep calling billy gay and then billy lays stomach-down on the floor and screams

“i’m not gay, stu. why THE FUCK do they keep saying i’m gay?” billy says to his boyfriend.

like DUDE. 😒 he’d start acting like this

all cause some guy said he’s gay like damn go cry to your boyfriend about it or some shit cause he does not need to be doing all this

#like you are not convincing ANYONE. #william loomis #i know what you are #i’m his hater #number ​2 biggest hater #billy loomis

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HELO he’s arching the other way like stuart that is not the way you’re supposed to do it idiot 😭

gotta stick the ass out not your back damn 😒

sorry. sorry.

but yeah! fav white guy! love that dude! 🫶

hi user stanheightis :3 how do you feel about uhhhh

this man. these pictures specifically

sighh my man who wants a man 😣🤞the images literally prove that (why r u arching like that 🤨)

love that white guy tho!! no hate 🫶

but like.. hes literally the embodiment of this

anyways stuart macher u will forever be famous!!

#stuart macher i love you #i love him so much #hes a little gay #but i support and accept him the way he is #i support! #stuart lewis macher #scream #scream 1996 #stu macher #billy loomis

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okay okay wait hear me out.

stu was allowed to watch spongebob as a kid - he LOVED that shit, thought it was hilarious and quotes it everyday (barely anyone knows what hes saying😭)

billy wasnt allowed to watch it, so it turned him into spongebobs biggest hater, and will audibly sigh and get all irritated whenever stu mentions it

sidney wasnt allowed either, but she didnt care, she’d watch it sometimes at a friends house, but she was indifferent to the show in general; will occasionally laugh at stus stupid jokes

tatum was allowed, and she loved it, but she grew out of it and doesnt mention it every other second (cough stuart cough) but she catches every reference stu says and finds them funny

randy was also allowed, but didnt care for the show. he probably thought it was childish and unfunny, and lowk hates on it w billy sometimes, only he actually knows the show and isnt just blindly hating on it

(also, one time in private, stu made a spongebob related joke and billy actually LAUGHED. stu hasnt ever let him live it down and uses it as black mail from time to time to get what he wants)

HELP I LOVE THIS SM i love random scream headcanons they’re so funny

i think stu just knows pop culture like really well. like any kind of kids tv show? he’s seen at least an episode. sit coms? seen them. like any movie ever? he’s seen that shit

like it is insane how much this boy knows he gets any reference to anything but also lowkey gets slightly annoyed when other people don’t get it like fym you haven’t seen every single episode of jimmy neutron? (i’ve never seen it guys )

i feel like billy’s mom was cool with him watching mostly anything but she had like some very specific cartoons she didn’t want him watching , again, for really stupid reasons. soooo, stu brings it up and billy’s just a hater 😭 he’s a hater on most things tho so it’s not that crazy but stu’s a huge spongebob fan like he cannot believe this. this is hate. discrimination even.

i’d see sidney and tatum having about the same reaction to stu’s jokes except as you said, sid doesn’t actually know what he’s on about she’s just trying to go along with the joke and laugh it as if she knows what’s going on. hc that when stu and tatum first became friends she didn’t know any other thing that stu was interested in other than spongebob so that’s all they ever talked about 💀

and randys just… sigh. ily randy sm but i feel like he either enjoys something or absolutely hates it😭 like in scream 2 with how much of a hater he is when it comes to sequels like if he hates something, he DESPISES THAT SHIT HE CANNOT SPEND IT LMFAO. so stu makes a joke and randys just like “stu’s at it again”

i feel like before randy got into the whole like hating billy at any moment he gets, i feel like he actually tried being friends with billy but it just didn’t work cause billy doesn’t like anyone 😭 so stu makes another spongebob joke and randys like “oh my god. did you see that billy? he’s at it again” and billy just ignores him cause he does NOT wanna be friends with randy

i’m getting off topic but yeah i feel like randy tried to be friends with billy but uhhhh, it didn’t work very well.

also the billy laughing at stu’s joke i feel like it’s happened multiple times but it’s very rare. he has to be in a REALLY good mood 😭 but it’s probably happened a few times and stu does not let him move on from it even years later

#not spell checked at all #rant #sorry #scream 1996 #stu macher #billy loomis #randy meeks #sidney prescott #tatum riley

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SKATER STU IS SO CANON TO ME IDEC ANYMORE i have proof guys!!!!!

also i think it’s these types of adidas shoes

i cant see stu wearing them tho idkkkk

i used to own a pair of roller blades when i was younger I LOVED THEM 😔😔 i have a skateboard now but i still dk how to skate but to me skater stu is like ❤️❤️❤️❤️

stu macher skates??? also i’ve been saying he has a skateboard but that is NOT a skateboard i’m pretty that’s a penny board 😭

which is lowkey funny i can’t imagine him on it

also are those adidas shoes like the white and green ones???

sorry i’m sending a lot of asks recently i just need to talk about this 😔‼️

DON'T BE SORRY

that do be looking like adidas but i dunno.. weird color..

BUT BRO SKATER STU GOT ME AT A CHOKEHOLD. SKATEBOARDER BUT ALSO ROLLERBLADER??? OSUHDGHJSK

I love skating and he does too. CANON CANONNN/j

#skater stu is the love of my life #can you guys tell #the loml #🥶 #scream 1996 #stu macher

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I think all the Sidney friend group would have the worst, most Industrial Revolution and Its Concequences type senses of humor known to fucking mankind. Just in different fonts

Stu is 2024 skibidi toilet baby sensory video family guy subway surfers.

Billy is unironically still stuck in his 2005-2016 MLG edit YTP airhorn pepe saying slurs on xbox live phase

Randy is like CinemaSins but somehow more nitpicky and is really pretentious over film and movies. He will portray anyone who disagrees with him as a wojack.

Tatum is almost always in some kind of drama. She has the passive aggressive "love that for you hun 💅" humor. She gets 80k viewers on her TikTok/Instagram lives just to see what she has to say. Once she got in a fight with Jojo Siwa. No one knows why or how.

Sidney. Sidney is just above Billy in the 8th circle of Hell. Sidney plays Animal Jam and Club Penguin Rewritten religiously. She makes really bad puns, cute animals with a funny impact font caption, and unironically posts facebook minions memes. Sidney has horse girl behavior

LMFAOOOO all of these are so true honestly

stu would’ve fucking ADORED acting cringe on purpose, “erm what the sigma!? 🤓” type shit . he kinda has the same humor that i have around my best friend all our jokes is just stupid tiktok humor

now billy. HM. he gives off that type of humor but i feel like he wouldn’t post anything like that if scream was taking place in a modern day, he thinks he’s too good to post like memes online

also this isn’t even funny, but i’ve always compared cinemasins and randy , cause he would’ve loved that channel (he’s just like me fr). he’d give like movie reviews and have a patreon letterboxd account and everything

now tatum to me gives off those 2020 tiktok comments that would be like “no ❤️” but generally she just gives off a really good sense of humor , but she’s also like REALLY good at arguing 😭

and sidney. sigh….. cause she posts minion memes probably and finds them hilarious . like the facebook minion type of memes like

and you’re so right she’s giving off horse girl without even being a horse girl it is so scary 🥶

#i love ranting about these lil idiots #lil losers #i love them #scream 1996 #stu macher #billy loomis #sidney prescott #randy meeks #tatum riley

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THATS IT. You're going to Woodsboro 1998

WHAT. THIS SOUNDS LIKE A THREAT. BUT ITS KINDA NOT 1998 DOES NOT SOUND VERY THREATENING CONSIDERING STU AND BILLY ARE ALREADY DEAD 🤷🤷

living my best life in woodsboro lowkey

#hell yeah #scream 1996 #scream #scream movie

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like are we seeing this?

NOT STU! HES ALIVE! CAUSE THIS ISNT HIM!

not my stuart who is this

(jk i know this is the stunt actor 👅)

#/jjjj #we love you stunt guy #his name is #allen robinson #i think #scream #scream movie #scream 1996

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skibidi sigma rizzler stu macher

he’s my skibidi sigma rizzler

#so sigma #the most sigma #ever #scream 1996 #stu macher #stuart macher #skibidi toilet #rizz #skibidi rizz #mt sister explained what skibidi toilet is to me #so scary #🥶🥶

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SCREAM 1996 WAS RELEASED EXACTLY 10,000 DAYS AGO !!!

here are some of my favorite behind the scenes and stills

#scream 1996 #does this count as an anniversary #scream #billy loomis #stu macher #sidney prescott #tatum riley #randy meeks #gale weathers #dewey riley #matthew lillard #skeet ulrich

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Laura Palmer + Neil McCormick, Brian Lackey

#my fav things #mysterious skin #twin peaks #gregg araki #laura palmer #brian lackey #neil mccormick

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i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.

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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

#me

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is his constant position just always being a little bent over ???

#sorry for bad quality #scream 1996 #stu macher #scream #stuilly #i have a lot more pictures i took a lot #stuillyshipping #stu macher x billy loomis #stuart macher

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play

play limbus company

i had to search up what this was i’ve never heard of it before but from what i’m seeing it’s free on steam?? i’ll get it later today 🫡

oh also kinda off topic but not really, if you have any horror game recommendations PLEASE. PLEEASEEEE. i need a new hobby like really badly honestly

#kinda trying to get into silent hill i’m just gonna watch youtube videos about the gameplay and lore #and uhhh #i forgot what else i wanted to play #but yeah #ask

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have you ever read wuthering heights

sadly no i haven’t. i don’t even think i have the book but last time i was at barnes and noble i wanted to get it 😞😞

maybe next time i go i’ll buy it 🙏

#to me if i get a recommendation for a book or movie #THAT I ALREADY WANT TO WATCH OR READ #it means like #i really gotta see what this is about #so thank you #ask

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why’s he so spread out

#pansy assed mamas boy #smh #homo repressed #scream 1996 #billy loomis #stuilly #scream #stuillyshipping #william loomis

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not my stuart who is this

(jk i know this is the stunt actor 👅)

#can you tell i was rewatching again #scream 1996 #stu macher #scream #scream movie #stuilly #stuart macher