Alfred Pennyworth is my main father figure
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Today’s mood is Nero dancing and playing the fiddle while half of Rome burnt to the ground
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Make like Holden Caulfield and
Sort of goddamn as hell and all
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mood
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I saw a car zoom past me today at high speed with the window open, and inside the passenger seat from what I could see in the split second it flew past me was a person with their legs casually crossed up on the dashboard, screaming at the top of their lungs. If that’s not big chaotic energy I don’t know what is
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when cats flex their little toe beans. No claws, just the little open close. good shit.
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*drinking seltzer* crunchy water
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An unmatched feeling is the feeling of a song you didn’t know you knew the words to coming on and you surprising yourself by knowing all of them
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*to the tune of pocketful of sunshine*
I gotta bucketful a bucketful of lawn gnomes
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Colonialism, more like
Caucasian Invasion
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Everytime I move my legs my knees wanna go snap crackle pop. I ain’t no Rice Krispies, Bitch
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*sprints at 50 mph to give my cats a kiss on their soft little foreheads*
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god id sure hope not
this muppet (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew) wears glasses but literally has no eyeballs. Who can explain this.
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Leave him alone he just likes to go sailing
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sometimes I think New York City is the greatest place on earth
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Today I passed by an older woman wearing a baby blue floppy bucket hat that was covering her face and a very homemade-looking shirt that said “you say ‘oh rats’ like it’s a bad thing,” with a photo of a rat next to it. I think I just witnessed a celestial being.
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I’m not buyin it. He is obviously hiding something. There is more afoot.
this muppet (Dr. Bunsen Honeydew) wears glasses but literally has no eyeballs. Who can explain this.
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