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God I wish I could bookmark a post 😭😭

It slaps every. Single. Time.

Spider Vs Bird

 I worked a long time on this fic. I really liked working on it though and I hope you enjoy it

 Peter met Marinette when they were six-years-old. She had been sent to camp in New York. She had been scared to be so far away from home, and while fluent in English spoke with a heavy accent that made other kids look at her funny.

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#ml fic #ml salt #damian wayne #marinette dupen chang #class salt #alya salt #the avengers #justice league #dcxdp #danny fenton #also is the author okay???? #it's been three years not a repost or anything

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Cue the record-scratch sound effect

Prompt 122

“Have you met Seal Hood?” 

Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still. 

Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.” 

Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??

“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.” 

Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.

Baby Seal Danny <3

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Omg yes! Now everyone is side eyeing Jason like “who did you sleep with that it made a baby seal??”

And Jason is like “honestly the whole night kinda a blur I slept with a lottttt of people that night”

The family starts pressing for details and Jason comes up with this whole elaborate story- I mean this boy put those romance books he read to WORK- and now everyone is scrambling to find the mystery mother that doesn’t exist.

Except Cass and Alfred. They know bullshit when they hear it.

Prompt 122

“Have you met Seal Hood?” 

Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still. 

Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.” 

Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??

“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.” 

Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.

Baby Seal Danny <3

#dpxdc #selkie danny fenton #selkie jason todd #jason todd adopts danny fenton #prompts #dcxdp #ghost selkie danny #space core danny #yes he looks like a lil ice (harp) seal but once he’s an adult he’ll be like a space seal lol #Danny Loves to swim around his tank as fast as possible #but sometimes he goes a little fast and smacks in the wall then cries

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“My king-”

I choke out another sob and I look through dimensions.

Too angry, flip.

Not angry enough, flip.

Red hair? Huh not a bad look.

“Come on baby, where are you” I sniffle, wipe my face with my blanket. It gross, I know, and Jason would absolutely drop kick me if he saw me doing it.

My lip trembles “Jason” I wail, my sobs echoing throughout the throne room. Curse you Clockwork!! Why’d you have to make so many different versions of earth?!

“Your highness! Please cease your mopping we have important business to discuss” I look over to this random nobody stand in front of my throne.

“Business? There will be no business until my husband is back in my arms” I hiss, tearing my eyes away from my red hair beloved “fiancé” he corrects “husband!” I shout.

I raise my hand and Mr. Know it all flys out out the doors, I wave my hand and the doors shut then lock themselves. I reach over and grab my tub of Cooke dough ice cream.

Now where was I?

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<Jason>

Danny is probably crying himself a fucking river. I hop off of my makeshift rope and quickly hide in the bushes.

This is fucking ridiculous

For the past 2 days it’s been nothing but checkups, brain scans, and “we’re here for you Jason” and I’m FUCKING SICK OF IT.

I hop over the wall and as soon as my feet hit the ground I take off, I’m no idiot there’s no way that don’t know I’m gone.

But that doesn’t matter, I need to get back to Danny and I have a plan.

I just need to find the cultist and make them do the ritual again- actually no screw the cultist I’ll just do it myself and BOOM your boy is married, persephone style.

This will be easy. (Spoiler alert it will not. Everything that could go wrong went wrong )

Au where Jason Todd is sacrificed to the King of the Infinite Realms and, upon realizing Danny isnt actually interested in human sacrifice nonsense, immediately shoots his shot

Like this man has been reading romance novels for as long as he can remember and he absolutely refuses to let this set up go to waste. He has a strange new world, a kind but powerful king, a castle, and big ass fucking library right there.

Too bad his family didn’t get the memo and reverse summoned him back too early.

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Jason: *finally seduced Danny and is about to initiate the “frantic sex after weeks of pining” portion of the plot*

Jason: *is summoned back*

Jason: *has hickies all over his neck, claw marks down his back, unzipped pants, and no belt*

Jason: …

Jason: I hate all of you, you cockblocking motherfuckers. I had him right there! I could have been his husband. HUSBAND!!!!!

Bruce:

Tim:

Dick: …looks like you’ve been having a better few weeks than we have.

Damian: Father, I believe this is sufficient proof for removing Todd from the family.

Jason: IF YOU FUCKING WAITED I COULD HAVE HAD A DIFFERENT ONE

Tim: sorry that we worried about you being at the mercy of an all powerful ruler of the dead???

Jason: *sighs with heart eyes* god I fucking wish. His eyes are so pretty when he’s angry 💕

#jason todd #jason todd wayne #jason wayne #jason todd x danny fenton #danny fenton x jason todd #dp x dc prompt #red hood #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #dcxdp #I fucked up but I fixed it #I filled believe John wouldn’t want to help #BUT he can be bought #rent is due

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Tumbler made a mistake with this booping thing, I’m fricken boop EVERY-FUCKING-BODY 💋

#boop #try and stop me #i love you

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It's also a great motivation to write so if you REALLY want that update-

the next time you hesitate to leave a comment on a fic remember that I go back and read all the comments I get on my fic whenever I'm feeling down and it makes me feel so much better

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I bite my tongue to keep myself from groaning in pain. “How’d you know I was allergic to these?” I ask, silently testing him.

I’m not really sure how much he knows, I haven’t gone full Phantom since this semester started so I can’t imagine he knows about the other me.

But at the same time the flowers might mean he’s been talking to people back home. The Joker isn’t stupid, once he realizes Phantom disappeared when Danny left for college I’m done for.

“Hospital records aren't hard to come by when you’re me, kid,” he says smugly, excitedly pacing around.

Nevermind I gave him too much credit.

“What's wrong, you look like you're about to cry. Are you finally realizing who you're dealing with?!” he laughs while crazily waving a gun around.

“No! I'm on the verge of a allergic reaction you dick!” I shout trying my voice to make nasally as possible, I’m not giving him the satisfaction of a reaction!!!

Especially since this is totally my fault.

DC x DP Prompt: Sticky Note

Poor sleep deprived Danny has been kidnapped by the Joker.

In the goons defense they thought only Tim Drake would fall for the old “hey kid you wanna have some Death Wish Coffee, just hop into our scary murder van” trick.

Joker was not exactly happy his goons grabbed the wrong black haired, blue eyed, sleep deprived college aged kid.

After shooting one of his goons Joker had calmed down enough to accept this was a lemons and lemonade situation.

He had the plexiglass tubes set up to fill with acid at a moments notice and his other goons were on their way with Red Robin. He could make whole “choose who dies, your bird or your lovers kid” ploy workout even if he used a random civilian. He just puts a blindfold and mouth gag on the civilian and look, instant Tim Drake.

Joker had to admit to Curly’s corpse that at least he kidnapped a Tim Drake lookalike who was so out of it already they didn’t even need to drug or threaten him. All the kid did was mumble something about fruitloops and fell asleep in the tube.

Now all Joker had to do was wait for Red Robin to get here.

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Everything had been going so smoothly.

The brats were in the tubes, the live stream was up and running, and Batsy looked ready to tear his head off.

Unfortunately Harry just had to interrupt his monologue. Apparently there was a problem with “Tim Drakes” tube.

It was empty.

…. It was Empty!!?!

Well not entirely empty.

On the inside of the tube was a little green sticky note

I got bored so I left 😜

He got bored!?

Joker had bored him!?

Joker would not take this lying down.

He would find that kid and show him just how exciting he could be.

Right after Batman stopped punching him.

#keep going #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #the joker #sleep deprived danny #The Joker is the definition of petty #Danny is fucked

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Pfffft hawkmoths drink didn’t get a straw

I love how Japan loves Luka/Viperion. So much merch/goods 💙 WARNING: LONG POST

Cosmetics!

Drinks+! (imagine going to the shop and ordering “a Luka/Viperion, please” lkasndladsn)

(this art style is just too cute!)

(T-shirts and bags!!)

(I’m happy Juleka is here too!!)

Name tags! (I heard Luka’s tag was sold out very soon…)

I can’t wait to see what the offer next time as Luka’s popularity raises 💙

Source: https://www.toei-anim.co.jp/tv/miraculous/goods/

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MY AO3 ISNT WOOOOORKING!!!!!!!

I HAVE A FIC TO UPDATE

#ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 writer

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Then Danny makes it his mission to be as reckless as possible; taking bullets for the Batfam anytime he can, walking into house fires without batting an eye, jumping off of buildings (even tho he can fly-), etc

And Bruce is like “FINE YOU MADE YOUR POINT JUST PLEASE STOP YOUR SCARING US” and Danny, who is running full speed towards a wood chipper, “The only reason your scared is because YOU STILL DONT BELIEVE ME”

Batfam: ghosts aren’t real.

Danny, having been trying to explain that he’s the dead boy to them or 3 hours: *pulls sleeve up and sticks out arm*

Danny: Find. A. Pulse.

Batfam: Danny, how is this—oh my god where is your pulse?

#batfam: you are not dead you a a meta with ghostly powers #danny: i fucking wish! #danny: maybe id have rights if i was a meta! #batfam: wait— #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dcxdp #danny fenton #addon

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What did you think it was??? What about this picture scared you

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OMFG FINALLY!!! I've been locked outta my account for-frickin-ever now I'm FINALLY BAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKK

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1500’s 💀💀 my (black) ass is grass

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

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Random conspiracies/thoughts

You wanna know what I find really weird, or I should say suspicious, is that the minute love potions were introduced to the movies is the minute Harry has a crush on Ginny. Maybe I'm overthinking a bit too much but let's not forget Ginny and Hermione were looking at look potions in the twin's shop.

Think about it... Ginny has ALWAYS liked Harry but he never noticed her, what if Ginny slipped him a love potion in the great hall or something? The odds were in her favor, the only people, actively, around Harry is her brother and his girlfriend.

What if Cho was the straw that broke the camels back?

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#harry potter #ginny potter #no hate #not hating #ginny weasley #ron weasley #hermoine granger #one sided love #love potion

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Seeing how most of their fanbase was raised with Five Nights at Freddy’s, someone should’ve thought this through 😂😂

The Black Phone timeline is all messed up😭

Gwen said Vance was taken last spring but his missing poster says September. We also know he was held back twice.

Robin was taken second to last in 1978 but his poster says he was taken before Vance in 1977. The poster says he was 13 but it also says he was born in 1963 and taken in 1977 so he would've been 14🤨.

Billy's poster says he was 13 but it also says he was born in December of 1964 and taken in May of 1976 so he would've been 11.🤨

Griffin's poster says he was 5'10" but he was the shortest of the ghost boys💀. Also he was apparently 10!?😳

Bruce's missing posters says that he was born in June of 1965 and was taken in July 1978 which would mean he's 13 but the poster says he's 12🤨.

Another look at Bruce's poster.

This contradicts Max's crime board also😭

According to their missing posters Vance went missing after Robin but Max's crime board says Vance went missing before Robin.

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“Eye of newt and toe of- what did that hoe say?”

Caption This!

Caption this! Without context, how would you caption this painting? Reblog to reply.

#satt #show and tell time #satt-prompt #satt-medea #show and tell #caption this