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It is Certain

there lived a russian man. in russia long ago

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I just realized something that may be obvious to other people so bear with me here.

I feel like everyone on the smp always talks about how Tommy’s always the one starting wars but not really realizing why. And no it’s not because he’s easily aggravated and power hungry, it’s because he’s the one with the most sentiments.

He cares about his disks, his pets, L’manburg, Tubbo, and in the dream smp people only want to do one thing, and that’s to hit you where it hurts the most. So of course Tommy’s gonna be in the most wars. No one else cares about their possessions like he does.

#dream smp #smp #mcyt

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“punz i need you to betray me. i’m gonna do something bad and i’m gonna go away for a while after” DO YALL NOT REMEMBER THIS

#dream smp #dsmp #mcyt

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shiny hunting but in minecraft (i think you can also ‘shiny hunt’ the brown panda, maybe)

#Minecraft

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ranboo has dream and techno; arguably the most well known, best players in minecraft right now wrapped around his little finger its so fucking funny. like mans got ASKED by techno to friend him on discord??? regularly gets dream to roleplay with him??? ranboo in y/n and we are simply living in his world

#I remember when he was that random kid on tik tok damn #and when Punz raided him which gave him his twitch followers #mcyt

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(I'm not going to include the first part of this scene cause it doesn't work well and I can't fix it) (essentially, Phil and Tommy run into each other and get into a small argument. Tommy only really gets set off when Phil calls him selfish for "betraying" Technoblade).

"Don't act like Techno is some saint! He didn't exactly treat me perfectly either," Tommy spewed out.

Phil blinked softly at Tommy's quick change in tone before he recovered from his surprise. He scoffed at him, "He gave you everything you needed. He spent months getting materials to help you fight a war where you used him as nothing but a weapon. You betrayed him."

"We didn't betray him! He knew from the minute he arrived that we were going to uphold a government and he didn't fight that until we won. We never asked him for the materials, he did that on his own."

"He risked his life helping you, and you threw him out as soon as it was convenient."

Tommy glared, hand gripping his sword's handle. "Did he ever tell you about what happened after the festival? How Wilbur built a pit in Pogtopia and Technoblade almost killed me during some stupid fight because I was upset that he murdered my best friend?" Phil didn't say anything, just knit his eyebrows. "What about all the times where he stood off to the side and watched while Wilbur screamed about blowing everything up? What about how he forced me to deal with my brother tell me that everyone was going to abandon us and how Tubbo, and Niki, and Fundy, and every last person I knew hated us? How he never stepped in? He acts upset that Wilbur's dead but didn't even attempt to help me talk Wilbur out of what he did. He wants to complain about how we didn't support him during the festival when he never once did the same back then."

"Technoblade probably had his reasons," Phil told him, quietly.

"And I don't? You think I'd fight wars and lose lives and watch all my friends leave if I didn't have a reason? Just admit it Phil, Technoblade has always been your favorite and I can never change that."

Phil shook his head. "I came here to help you and Wilbur, I was forced to leave after your nation put me under house arrest and tried to kill my son."

"You finally come here, after years of me going through war after war and being abused and tortured- and the first thing you do is kill the one person who cared about me. You expect me to thank you for that? I had been trying for a year to help him, on my own, and you decide that it's better to just stab him because he fucked up? He needed help, not a sword to the chest!" Phil looked away from his youngest, choosing to stare at the building behind him instead.

"Tommy-" he started with a sigh.

"No, don't even start! You killed my brother and then ran off. You choose Technoblade, once again. What about me? Why didn't I get any help? You took away the most important thing to me then ignored me for a year straight. You didn't visit once while I was in exile, you left me alone with some green bastard who fucking- who..." he stopped, eyes welling up. He quickly changed what he was going to say. "Then you destroy my only home. L'manburg was more than just a government! It was the only place I ever felt safe, and I'll never have that again. You took everything from me- and haven't even apologized once for it."

There was a heavy silence. Tommy was rubbing his eyes every few seconds, refusing to let a single tear fall.

"Tommy, you all had to learn a lesson. Destroying that place was the only way to teach it." Tommy laughed humorlessly, shaking his head.

"You know how many times I've heard that I needed to 'learn a lesson'? I've been taught the same one dozens of times before. I was taught a fucking lesson when Eret betrayed us and let us all die, when Schlatt exiled me, when people I trusted shot at us and I had to watch my brother lose his second life, when Wilbur screamed at me for hours on end in Pogtopia, when Technoblde executed Tubbo, when Wilbur blew up our nation, when Technoblade set withers on me, when I watched you kill Wilbur, when Tubbo exiled me, when my nation called me selfish, when nobody visited me for months straight, when Dream blew up my armour every week, when nobody showed up to my party, when I spent days on a bridge to Logstedshire that not a single person used, when Dream blew up Logstedshire and everything I'd worked for, when Dream clipped my wings, when you abandoned me, when Niki told me I didn't deserve to be trusted, when Fundy and Niki watched L'manburg fall and left us to die, when Niki burned down the tree, when you invited Ranboo to live with you and left me homeless.

"When I would spent every fucking night hoping that maybe someone would figure out that violence and punishment isn't the right way to teach me a lesson and they never did. Do you know how many times I've had to fight wars against people who I cared about? How many times people just given up on me the second I made a mistake? You all want to blame me and Tubbo for this, but we were the teenagers who were forced to take care of a nation because everybody else abandoned it."

Tommy wiped his eyes again, tears already long since fallen. Phil couldn't do anything but stare at him. Tommy looked at him expectantly. Like he wanted an apology. One that Phil would never give.

Tommy ignored the small crowd and the quickly growing anxiety that came when he thought about what he'd said and the fact that he was crying in front of that many people.

A minute passed before Tommy gave up any hope that he would get an apology or even an acknowledgement of how he had been treated. "You want to act like you saved me when you took me in, but I'd be better off dead than having lived like this." He spit out before he turned towards his old house and sped off in that direction.

He could already feel the heavy panic hitting him, in the way that his chest started hurting and his hands began shaking. He just needed to make it there.

Phil stood still before looking at the people around him- close enough to hear them but not enough to be payed attention to. Eret, Tubbo, Niki, Fundy, Sapnap, Punz, Sam, and Quackity. He only stayed for a few seconds before he made his way to the portal.

#mcyt #dream smp #hey op im fucking sobbing wtf

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various non-suit ranboos

#mcyt #dream smp #ranboo #art

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So much conflict could have been avoided if ranboo just had one of these bad boys

#dream smp #mcyt #art #ranboo

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I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

#text post #funny

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Robert de Niro in heat and I’m not apologising

i forgot heat was the name of a movie and i had my finger on the block button

#funny

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trust no one, tommy

#mcyt #punz #why do I care him #dream smp

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Heyo I opened commissions! Send me a dm over on my Instagram if you are interested! :D

https://www.instagram.com/eversotired/

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I cant stop imagining c!Tommy being incredibly jealous of Ranboo. Ranboo, who took his place as Tubbo's best friend. Ranboo, who took his place in Techno's home. Ranboo, who burned down George's house alongside him but didn't face the consequences. Ranboo, who Tubbo trusted even after he was outed as a traitor.

Imagine Tommy, seeing Ranboo talking with Phil. Laughing alongside him and living with him happily. Imagine how jealous Tommy would be, that Ranboo has a better relationship with his father than he ever had. That Techno, his brother, told not to come to L'manburg and who told Ranboo- in the midst of the battle- that he could leave and Techno wouldn't say anything. His family and closest friends trust and care about Ranboo more then him, and they've only known him for less than a month.

/rp /dsmp

#mcyt #dsmp #dream smp

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c!tommy probably loved c!wilbur more than anyone else on that entire server did. tommy never, ever left his side; even when he was going crazy. even when the things he was saying shocked tommy to his core and ultimately scarred him. he thought wilbur was “coming back around” in the end. he was horrified when wilbur died. he, out of everyone else, refuses to bring up wilbur’s death except when absolutely necessary. he still tries to do things he thinks “the real wilbur” would be proud of him for. he humored and looked out for ghostbur as much as he could despite fully seeing him as a different person then wilbur. just… god, tommy loved his brother. and he still does, so fucking much.

if phil suceeds on the 10th i am incredibly interested in how tommy and wilbur will interacta /roleplay

#mcyt #dsmp #dream smp #op fucking broke me

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@scientific-w1tchery why’d you send this to me? Did you just want to make me cry???

kurapika thinks about his parents

#hunter x hunter

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#funny

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#cottagecore #asethetic