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I swear Im trying to be more active on this account and to prove it, send me numbers!!!

(feel free to to the asks either for Ava, Pitman or both!)

OC Asks

 What is/are your OC’s nickname(s) and how did it come about?

 What is the color of your OC’s eyes/hair/skin?

 How tall is your OC?

What is a noticeable physical attribute of your OC?

What does your OC normally wear? What would your OC wear on a special night?

What is one word you would use to describe your OC’s appearances?

Does your OC have any markings, such as a birthmark or a scar?

How does your OC talk/what does your OC’s voice sound like?

What does your OC’s bedroom look like?  His/her living area?

What does your OC keep in a special drawer?

What is your OC’s relationship with his/her mother?

What is your OC’s relationship with his/her father?

How many siblings does your OC and what is his/her relationship with them?

Who is the mother and/or father figure in your OC’s life?

What was your OC’s childhood like?

What is your OC’s strongest childhood memory? Why and how as that impacted him/her?

What is your OC’s imagination like?

How many times did your OC move as a child?  Which area was his/her favorite?

What does your OC think of children- either in general or about having them?

What kind of mother/father would your OC be?

Who are your OC’s closest relatives?

Who is/are your OC’s closest friend(s)?

Who are the people your OC surrounds him/herself with?

Who are the people your OC dislikes/hates?

If your OC has a soulmate, who is it?

Why does your OC and his/her soulmate work so well together?

What are some things your OC admires about his/her soulmate?

How did your OC and his/her soulmate meet?

What is your OC’s level of education?

Did your OC participate in extracurricular activities, and if so, what were they?

What is your OC’s opinion of school?  What kind of student was s/he?

What subjects did your OC excel at?

What subjects interested your OC?

What is your OC’s dream job and/or current profession?

How is your OC working towards his/her dream job and/or achieved his/her current profession?

What are your OC’s thoughts/opinions of his/her current profession?

What is your OC’s biggest dream?

How does your OC react to and handle stress?

How does your OC handle anger?

How does your OC handle grief?

What is your OC’s greatest fear?

What makes your OC happy?

What kind of sense of humor does your OC have?

What are some things that greatly upset your OC?

What are some things that annoy your OC?

If your OC has them, what are some regrets s/he has?

How easily does your OC forgive?

What are some of your OC’s vices?

If your OC experienced trauma, what was it?

What secrets does your OC have?

What are some of your OC’s morals?

What are some of your OC’s motivations?

What is the health of your OC?

Does your OC think with his/her head or heart?

What are your OC’s thoughts on death?

What are some of your OC’s strengths?

What are some of your OC’s weaknesses?

How does your OC take criticism?

What does your OC think of him/herself?

If your OC could change one thing about him/herself, what would it be?

What is the general impression your OC gives other people?

How emotionally/mentally vulnerable is your OC with other people?

How does your OC display love?

What are some habits your OC has picked up?

What is your OC’s favorite drink?

What is your OC’s favorite food?

What is your OC’s favorite sweet?

What is your OC’s favorite season?

What is your OC’s favorite kind of weather?

What is your OC’s favorite book?

What is your OC’s favorite movie and/or TV show?

What is your OC’s favorite kind music (and song if there is one)?

What is your OC’s favorite form of entertainment?

What is your OC’s favorite color?

What is your OC’s favorite scent?

What is your OC’s favorite animal?

What is your OC’s favorite sound?

What is your OC’s favorite time of day?

What is your OC’s favorite kind of ice cream?

What is your OC’s favorite dinosaur?

Ask your own question.

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NO!! I SWEAR!! I DON’T WANT MY STERNUM CRACKED OPEN-

I PROMISE

Medic can crack my sternum open anytime jus sayinnnnnnn

“Crack me open like a red lobster crab sir”

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Me and my friends tf2 oc’s as stuff we’ve said in our discord server

But first! Credits!! 

Ava, Jenny and Pitman belong to me! Chemist and Aofie belong to @tea0-0stache​!!

Castor belongs to J (they don’t have a tumblr... i think)

Pilot and Blacksmith belong to @sockheadstudios

All other characters belong to valve!!

this IS a post inspired by a tf2 post i saw once but i lost it in a sea of likes, i’d be grateful if someone gave me the name of the person who posted it so i could give them credit!!

=============================== Chemist : “You all are dough that i will simply bake in my godly oven so that when your time has passed, i will devour the bread that is your body”

Pitman : *rises from depths of hell* “Yo.” Chemist : “I can’t believe i looked up pussy in French to insult a Polish dude”  Chemist : “That’s a lie yes i can”

Ava : “Do you even eat?” Chemist : “No clue. Hand me the biscuits” Pitman : “Don’t tell me you’re gonna stab me again” Jenny : “Not in here, It will ruin the carpet” Pilot : “wh-” Pilot : “why do you have that image?” Chemist : “Don’t ask questions” Pilot : “b-but-?” Pilot : “how?” Chemist : “ 🔫 what i just fuckin’ say? ” Castor : “ I am going off on a departure to the land of non existing magic and creatures. I shall return in one moon cycle on a horse made of gay and joy, please wish me luck as this could be a tough journey. Many unknown monster lie within the land and they wish to cause chaos brought up upon memories. And let us all hope that the army of thy animals shall protect me from unwanted threat.” Castor : “Goodbye my dear friends, I shall see you all soon.” Pitman : “Oh you mean sleep?” Jenny : “Hon” Ava : “What” Jenny : “Yes” Ava : “W-What?” Pitman : “Did you just fuckin’ lick me?” Chemist : “Yes.” Pitman : “grO- WHY IS YOUR TOUNGUE VIBRATING- DON’T LICK ME AGAIN-!” Jenny : “I have no idea what i did” Castor : “Sold yr soul” Jenny : “Never had a soul to sell” Castor : “Sold yr sanity” Jenny : “Bold of you to assume i had any sanity to begin with” Medic: “Cant believe i turn into a sadist during a fight” Medic: “Thats a lie yes i can“ Scout: “My brain do a hurty” Spy: “Jeremy this will be my legacy” Scout: “I am so disappointed in you“

Chemist : “What starts with V and feels really good?” Chemist : “v i o l e n c e”

Blacksmith : “ oh no! does that mean you melt in the summertime?“ Jenny : “ it means i am inside you already as the water you consume“ Blacksmith : “I-” Blacksmith : “ yaaaaaaay?????????? “

Aofie : “Pit! Can we commit hate crimes on you?” Pit : “What?” BLU Spy head : “Hate crimes.” Pit : “uhhh... sure?” BLU Spy head : “Wonderful. Child, put a kitchen knife in my mouth”

Jenny, at Medic : “If you’re taking a ‘Top or Bottom’ quiz im divorcing you”

Pitman : “And you decided to fuck him?” Chemist : “Wrong: he decided to fuck me“

Pilot : “How’s your day so far?” Blacksmith : “Pancake” Pilot : “:0″ Pilot : “Incredible”

Pitman : “Castor, remind me how you’re helping?” Castor : “Hm?” Castor : “Oh im not” Castor : “When did i say i was?”

Castor : “Why?” Castor : “Why would you scream at a toaster?” Castor : “What did a toaster do to you?” Jenny : “KILL ME LIKE 10 FUCKING TIMES”

Chemist : “How the fuck do you cock a sword” Blacksmith : *sweats* Chemist : “Blacksmith”

Jenny : “MY NECK” Jenny : “MY BACK” Jenny : “MY INPENDING ANXIETY ATTACK-” 

Pitman : “YOU’RE NOT GOING TO GO TO SLEEP OR ARE YOU NOT HIGH???” Chemist : “Yes” Chemist/Jenny : “Met God once. Wasn’t impressed.” Chemist : “Medic help” Jenny : “There is no help” Castor : “Medic cannot save you now” Jenny : “ uhhh yall are so good if you say anything against it i will crawl under your bed for 30 minutes exactly and gently suckle your ankles while you sleep until you accept“

#TF2 OC #TF2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #incorrect quotes #incorrect tf2 quotes #text

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happy 13th meet the soldier

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Hey! Big announcement!! I'm going to Poland for 2 1/2 weeks rn! So no posts for a while!

Byeeee!!!

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Snickering June is absolutely amazing

Chapter 1 page 15

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Love this man!

sir that's my emotional support alcoholic

[Reblogs > Likes]

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@scrapnick

Saxton Hale definitely made a fan club... for himself... out of boredom

And made Daniels the leader

#i just really love Daniels okay? #he's the best #prove me wrong i dare you

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When did you get a blog young lady? - 🧪

“I got it just 2 days ago actually- “ IT’S CHEMIST!!

#tf2 #tf2 oc #meet the mini merc #ask #ava #team fortress 2 #Hi Chemist! #she found some ribbons :> #they're not really related #ava just likes to call him mom

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OH

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!

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I just had to do a little thing for ya, she’s too adorable not to!

#AAAAAAAA #THIS IS AMAZING #THANK YOU! #THIS IS THE FIRST TIME EVER SOMEONE ON TUMBLR DREW HER

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Ooh can I ask how Ava would react to Kylee aka The Mutant and Chaos? If you’re up to it!! @burnout-the-mutant for the characters btw

She’s shy around new people 

But im not sure she likes new creatures very much

especially ones that are giants compared to her

#ask #tf2 #tf2 oc #meet the mini merc #11th class #team fortress 2 #someone hug her shes terrified

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IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT!!

I love this lady but shes scary as hell!

I really hope you like it! @meetthecook​

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BLU edit!

The design before this one was basically the exact same thing Pyro wears, but with a leather jacket so i think this new one is a pretty big improvement!

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I love this lady but shes scary as hell!

I really hope you like it! @meetthecook​

#not my character #tf2 #team fortress 2 #meet the cook #fanart!

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@tea0-0stache

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The design before this one was basically the exact same thing Pyro wears, but with a leather jacket so i think this new one is a pretty big improvement!

#team fortress 2 #meet the mini merc #tf2 #tf2 oc