Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) dir. Jeff Fowler
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Imagine if movie robotnik met glados lmao. It would be an absolute hilarious slaughter. Like heres robotnik thinking he's met a kindred spirit, a super intelligent machine thats misanthropy and love of science, testing and violence matches his own.
...Only for Glados to take one look at him, hate him on instinct (he's human and reminds her waaayy too much of the scientists that made her) and immediately A. try to kill him or make him run through life threatening tests and B. Make orphan jokes that break his sad widdle insecure heart. Like:
Robotnik: ...
Glados: ...
Robotnik: :D
Robotnik: <3 <3 <3
Glados: ...
Glados: fatty fatty no parents
Robotnik:
Glados: I feel awful about that. Tell you what, let's give your parents a ring right now. *phone rings* *the birth parents you were trying to reach do not love you, please hang up.* Oh, that's sad.
Robotnik:
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Alternate names for the falcon that han solo considered:
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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
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I can’t believe “fake gamer girl” was an actual concept guys thought existed literally the most unfuckable guys who have ever lived were convinced girls were faking being interested in loser nerd hobbies to impress them
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having to pay for parking at a hospital will always be fucking deranged to me. Sorry
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That old man actually has no effect on me any more
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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