movieassholes

[movieassholes]

You clumsy toad! Isn't the inner agony of my creating enough without you carving me to bits? Take her away.

Nero - Quo Vadis (1951)

#quo vadis #peter ustinov #leo genn #robert taylor #deborah kerr #mervyn leroy #anthony mann #hollywood epic #when you die at the palace you really die at the palace #while rome burns #easter asshole

[movieassholes]

"What can you want with the head of a man?" "I want to look at it."

Salome - King of Kings (1961)

#king of kings #brigid bazlen #frank thring #jeffrey hunter #hollywood epic #jesus h christ #off with his head #easter asshole #nicholas ray

[movieassholes]

I knew this party would be full of assholes.

Howard Swine - Eating Raoul (1982)

#eating raoul #don steele #mary woronov #robert beltran #paul bartel #swinger #party host #cult comedy

[movieassholes]

I asked for an everything bagel. That's a nothing bagel. Hey, you got any booze in this place?

Gary Polisner - Ricky Stanicky (2024)

#ricky stanicky #jackson tozer #john cena #zac efron #jermaine fowler #andrew santino #peter farrelly #commercial actor

[movieassholes]

Ey, Zapt, Fritz. Listen to this! Count Hentzau offers me the throne. That is, if you two don't mind being killed!

Rupert of Hentzau - The Prisoner of Zenda (1952)

#the prisoner of zenda #james mason #stewart granger #louis calhern #robert coote #deborah kerr #richard thorpe #it's good to be the king #mistaken identity #swashbuckling

[movieassholes]

So he just owns the richest copper mine in the territory. Well, don'tcha see? You've got the daughter of a millionaire. His only daughter! What do ya suppose he'd pay to get her back?

Willard Mims - The Tall T (1957)

#the tall t #john hubbard #randolph scott #richard boone #henry silva #maureen o'sullivan #budd boetticher #loving husband #held ransom #bushwhacked #50's western

[movieassholes]

For hundreds of years, we've traded blood for blood. But no more. Your son is dead. Your concubine is dead. Tonight the House of Atreides falls. And your bloodline ends forever.

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen -Dune (2021)

#dune #stellan skarsgard #oscar isaac #david dastmalchian #dennis villeneuve #frank herbert #house harkonnen #house atreides #the spice must flow

[movieassholes]

Nikolas Van Helsing, Professor of proctology, and other related tendencies. Graduate of the University of Rangoon, and assorted night classes at the Knoxville Tennessee College of Faith Healing.

Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing - The Cannonball Run (1981)

#the cannonball run #jack elam #burt reynolds #dom deluise #hal needham #quack #drug addict #cross country race #80's comedy #star studded cast

[movieassholes]

Would you like to smell the bottlecap?

Insolent Waiter - The Muppet Movie (1979)

#the muppet movie #steve martin #jim henson #frank oz #kermit the frog #miss piggy #james frawley #star studded cast #puppetry

[movieassholes]

My friends actually call me Liv. My enemies call me Doc Ock.

Doc Ock - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

#spider man: into the spider verse #kathryn hahn #jake johnson #shameik moore #bob persichetti #peter ramsey #rodney rothman #based on a comic book #marvel comics #olivia octavius #the multiverse #rogues

[movieassholes]

I can't imagine how a game that is so popular here makes no money abroad. Someone is cheating.

Valentin Trifonov - Tetris (2023)

#tetris #igor grabuzov #nikita efremov #taron egerton #john s. baird #video game wars #espionage #kgb #ussr #nintendo #game boy

[movieassholes]

"They want the land." "That can't be allowed to happen."

Seamus Laurent - The Cursed (2021)

#the cursed #alistair petrie #kelly reilly #boyd holbrook #sean ellis #land baron #gypsy curse #monster movie

[movieassholes]

Well, fuck all y'all, I'm goin' home! Y'know, I watched my wife work all day, getting 30 bags together for you ungrateful sunsobitches, and all I can hear is criticize, criticize, criticize! From now on, don't ask me or mine for nuthin!

Willard - Django Unchained (2012)

#django unchained #christopher berry #don johnson #jonah hill #jamie foxx #christoph waltz #quentin tarantino #lynch mob #willard's wife #eyeholes #can't see shit #that's a raid #ungrateful sunsobitches

[movieassholes]

One Rocco, more or less, ain't worth dyin' for.

Johnny Rocco - Key Largo (1948)

#key largo #edward g. robinson #humphrey bogart #lauren bacall #lionel barrymore #john huston #wiseguy #hostage situation #delusions of grandeur

[movieassholes]

There is no such thing as disunity. There is only the great binding nothingness of things. At one time, we were one. We will all be one again.

Arthur Parsons - The Empty Man (2020)

#the empty man #stephen root #james badge dale #marin ireland #sasha frolova #ron canada #david prior #cullen bunn #mindfuck #cult leader #based on a comic book

[movieassholes]

I don't think Mr. LaHood wants to talk to you, tin-pan. Maybe he'd like to watch you dance, hm?

Stockburn - Pale Rider (1985)

#pale rider #john russell #clint eastwood #richard dysart #doug mcgrath #hired hand #preacher #strike it rich #gunslinger #western

[movieassholes]

I see him constantly. He walks into the house without even knocking.

Will Stubbs - My Blue Heaven (1990)

#my blue heaven #daniel stern #joan cusack #steve martin #rick moranis #herbert ross #nora ephron #divorcee #please knock