murderandcoffee

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hey idiot. the future called and we’re all eating a delicious meal together and laughing

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

#e

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I love leather and I love fur and I don’t mind arguing about it.

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Maxfield Parrish - At Close of Day (1941)

#art #a feeling

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tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly

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Transphobes make being trans sound so cool. Like trans men sound like they are possessed by the devil? That sounds AWSOME .

#PLEASE LET T MAKE ME SOUND HAUNTED AND/OR POSSESSED #@LUCIFER HELP

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#none #I'll usually opt for tea #but that might change whenever I move back to my hometown #since my favorite coffee shop is there lmao

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#EATS THIS ALICE #OP PLEASE MARRY ME OR AT LEAST LET ME MARRY YOUR ALICE DESIGN #TMAGP

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we're fucked

#yes we ARE fucked <3 😏

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#king shit

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dyhard is like. it's not their fault their love language is acts of service and all they know how to do is be mean .......

#OP YOU'RE S OFUCKING RIGHT I'M KISSING YOU FOR THIS #DYHARD

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im going to start compiling all the shitty booktok videos i find except theyre on reels bc i suck

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👁👁 let’s go

congratulations, you have been assigned…

☣️ THE EXTINCTION ☣️

and

🔥 THE DESOLATION 🔥

enjoy your new allegiance!

(send me a 👁--or 👁👁 if you want two!--and I’ll roll a d20 on my randomized chart and assign you a fear entity!)

#HI CAS SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG #BRAIN BAD. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS #ask game #random entity assignment #tma #the extinction #the desolation #ask murderandcoffee #wingedscribe

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Clearly Sam and Celia won't be a relationship that will last for a long period of time but they are so obviously messy and a terrible influence on each other that it gets to be fun. Fawning boyfriend and lovebombing girlfriend is the only straight ship possible

hmmm, I'm not sure if I see the terrible influence part? like yeah celia definitely seems like she wants something out of him/knows more than she's letting on, but their interactions so far seem to have been pretty genuinely kind. unless I'm missing something? either way, I can't wait to see how their relationship warps as shit inevitably goes sideways

#tmagp #sam khalid #samama khalid #celia ripley #also unsure how celia is lovebombing. seems like she's just flirty? #ask murderandcoffee #anonymous

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im from indiana, holiday world can be very good or very bad. the sunscreen was always fully out and half the rides weren't working and also the food was like real cold in some spots last time i went....... water park was pretty cool though. also this isnt meant to come off as an argument im just sharing cause im bored and surprised someone else actually has been there

oh man, I actually don't think I've ever encountered that with the sunscreen and rides! the food can be iffy, but I feel like that's an issue with most amusement parks. admittedly, I haven't been to holiday world in a bit because I've been living in florida for the past couple years--do you think it's a recent development? or did I just happen to have good luck whenever I went?

#that didn't come off as argumentative at all! I find it interesting--I've genuinely never encountered that issue before! #I've seen a couple rides be closed every once in a while for maintenance and whatnot #but I don't think I ever saw more than 2... maybe 3? out of order while I was there #huh! #also hello fellow hoosier lol #ask murderandcoffee #benji-woodside