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But I’m not done washing my fish!

#me

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Look OUT Tom Nook

#op this is great i love it #legit cackled for 5 minutes #had to send this to my friend who isnt on tumblr bc he said when he gets acnh #hes gonna put marx and communist propaganda all over #in retaliation to me having czolgosz and anarchist stuff all over #thank you for the laugh

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I definitely didn't request K.K. Waltz yesterday specifically because Zell is on the cover just so I could hang it in my house.

And I most certainly did not request the song while Zell was the only villager in the audience so it was just us two at the performance

Nahhh

#i love zell so much #i keep seeing people with him in boxes and it give me mild anxiety even though i already have him? #shits wild #acnh zell #animal crossing new horizons #mein #acnh

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I ranked every single villager in animal crossing out of boredom

Top to bottom, left to right, I compared every single villager based on my (frequently unpopular) opinions of each one. Full list under the cut cause its long 

#I'm prepared to be roasted #especially for that last line #ahahah oh no #I always like seeing other people opinions of my faves so I figured I'd post this #tbh i dont get why everyone loves all the wolves #animal crossing #acnh #animal crossing new horizons #acnh dream villagers #villagers #fun fact i actually didnt care for raymond but then he was my first random camper #so i HAD to take him and i guess he grew on me huh #dont take this too seriously #mein

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Op r u a wizard ?

Wow Marcel just took the initiative in straight up recreating my comic huh

#asdfghjkl #the FISHING POLE #fyi op you are single handedly responsible fir making me like marcel #you draw him adorably #marcel #judy

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yall are sleeping on a brand new rivalry here

#omfg op youre so right #L I S T E N #nice art #flick #redd

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Yo whoever planted those orange and black tulips thank you so much I'm 😭

And OMG Y'ALL THE MESSAGE BOARD everybody is so nice and Ray from Watermelon you are mad talented at drawing!!

Thanks everyone for being so wonderful💛

SWAP SHOP OPEN

Located on the beach immediatley to the right of the airport! Y'all know the rules, leave an item for every item you keep. Catalog as much as you want.

Able sister are selling mages hats and halos among other things, and kicks is in the plaza.

Feel free to explore, don't mind the EXCESSIVE amount of flowers everywhere, Im working on hybrids... The orchard area is barren but I have every fruit in storage so just ask! Just please dont pick the weeds. Also, if you see something youd like to catalog on the island, DM me and we can set something up! These are some of the more popular DIYs I can make, bring materials and I'll make it for you:

Dodo code: closed

Will close around 7:30pm Pacific time. I'll be around digging clams or watering flowers. Holler if ya need anything!

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SWAP SHOP OPEN

Located on the beach immediatley to the right of the airport! Y'all know the rules, leave an item for every item you keep. Catalog as much as you want.

Able sister are selling mages hats and halos among other things, and kicks is in the plaza.

Feel free to explore, don't mind the EXCESSIVE amount of flowers everywhere, Im working on hybrids... The orchard area is barren but I have every fruit in storage so just ask! Just please dont pick the weeds. Also, if you see something youd like to catalog on the island, DM me and we can set something up! These are some of the more popular DIYs I can make, bring materials and I'll make it for you:

Dodo code: closed

Will close around 7:30pm Pacific time. I'll be around digging clams or watering flowers. Holler if ya need anything!

#acnh #animal crosing new horizons #acnh trade #acnh community #dodo code #animal crosing #animal crossing #acnh diy

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Turnips are selling for 381 bells if people want to come sell. Not the highest price but still decent enough i figured id open gates. It's 9:00pm east coast time so nooks cranny is only open for one more hour, I'll close the gates then. Just don't pick flowers or weeds and we're cool!

Dodo code: NKXGS

Ended 4/30/20

If prices are good again in the future I will open back up!

#acnh #animal crosing new horizons #acnh turnips #animal crossing #turnip exchange #acnh community

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Gates are closed! Thanks everybody who came!!

Take-one-leave-one is open

Somehow hit a 5 star island yesterday so im celebrating! Feel free to explore and see what a minimal 5 star island might look like! Please make an attempt to be nice to the flowers (though I get the main town area is kinda a clusterfuck of them, sorry...) take any fruit you want, ask if you want to pick any flowers. Please don't pick weeds, if you need some to craft I have a ton in storage.

I can craft beekeepers hives, music stands, iron hangers and wall racks, ironwood dressers chairs and cupboards, tiny libraries and stack of books (need books for those), just ask and I'll make them for you.

Located on the beach area immediately to the right of the airport. Y'all know the drill, leave one item for every item you keep, catalogue as much as you want. Had an issue with someone taking and not leaving last time so PLEASE be courteous.

Dodo code: NBD0S

Closing at 8pm PDT

If anybody could drop me a cutting board or a bookcase that'd be sick 💛 shout out to Etain from Bee Hollow and Kelsey from Ocean ave! Thank y'all so much 😭😭

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Take-one-leave-one is open

Somehow hit a 5 star island yesterday so im celebrating! Feel free to explore and see what a minimal 5 star island might look like! Please make an attempt to be nice to the flowers (though I get the main town area is kinda a clusterfuck of them, sorry...) take any fruit you want, ask if you want to pick any flowers. Please don't pick weeds, if you need some to craft I have a ton in storage.

I can craft beekeepers hives, music stands, iron hangers and wall racks, ironwood dressers chairs and cupboards, tiny libraries and stack of books (need books for those), just ask and I'll make them for you.

Located on the beach area immediately to the right of the airport. Y'all know the drill, leave one item for every item you keep, catalogue as much as you want. Had an issue with someone taking and not leaving last time so PLEASE be courteous.

Dodo code: NBD0S

Closing at 8pm PDT

If anybody could drop me a cutting board or a bookcase that'd be sick 💛 shout out to Etain from Bee Hollow and Kelsey from Ocean ave! Thank y'all so much 😭😭

#acnh #acnh community #animal crosing #animal crossing new horizons #animal crossing #acnh trade

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I somehow??? Managed to get?? 5 stars???? Despite majority of my island being covered in weeds and largely undeveloped??? wild 

To commemorate the occasion, I’m gonna open my island for another take-one-leave-one later tonight- it’ll be free to explore if y’all are curious what a non-time-traveled 5-star island minimally looks like. I’ll post details in a bit but like damn this has been a PSA to those of you who love the weeds and don’t wanna get rid of them.

#im so happy #i really am not about the whole suburb or city look #i want WILDERNESS #acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #animal crosing #mein

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Ok things I have learned about the campsite(no amiibo!) so you dont have to make the same mistakes I did:

-your very first camper will stay until you invite them. Sorry.

-after that, it is random when people show up and who shows up (unless you have amiibos, which I currently do not)

- it can take several weeks for a new camper to show up if you have a full island

- they will not automatically say yes to being invited to stay. In fact they usually say no a a couple times when you ask. Often they want to play a completely random card 'game' where you are basically jusy guess what card they are holding at random.

-it doesnt really matter if you lose, you can play again.

- if you just keep talking to them the move in ask prompt will reappear as many times as it takes for them to say yes/you to win the game of chance.

- i lost del b/c i assumed once they said 'no' a couple of times they would always say it - not true! Be persistent!

-if your island already has 10 residents you can still move a camper in!

- once you talk to the camper enough to convince them (can take a WHILE) to move in, they go talk to resident services, and finds out the island is full, then prompts you if you know whether somebody is leaving. If you say yes, they will pick a villager AT RANDOM

- if you dont like who they picked you can quit the game from home and try again!

- they CAN pick your most recent move-in!! Making this the only way to move your newest villager out without amiibos!

- villager they pick is ->immediately<- in boxes after you accept (same day, as soon as you exit the tent), so DO NOT finish the conversation with the camper in the tent affirmatively if they picked somebody you want to keep, or plan ahead if you are trading villagers! (Dont finish the convo at all if you want another chance to pick someone else, homequit immediately and try again)

Hope this is helpful!

#wuoah bruh this is mad useful #reference

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Buzz is in boxes today. I know he's not partucularly popular, but on the chance that he happens to be a random fave of someone I'm throwing this out there- dm me if ya want him. Not asking for anything in return, and he wasn't forced out via amiibo so he's safe to take! Someone please love this cranky eagle man

#gonna miss him #but im trying to get 2 of my old acnl villagers whom i miss dearly #buzz hasnt been around long enough for me to get TOO attached thankfully 😭 #animal crossing new horizons #animal crossing #animal crosing new horizons #acnh #villager adoption #buzz

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Hosting a take-one-leave-one untill 9:00 pm PDT. Trade location is immediately to the right of the airport on the beach area, crafting table included! Trade or catalogue as much as you want, but please always leave something in return for each thing you keep!

Feel free to explore and take any fruit (apples pears and peaches available) but please please please be kind to my flowers. If there are any youd like to pick, please ask first! And dont pick weeds, i love all my weeds. If you need weeds, i have stacks of them, just ask.

Also, nooks cranny has cosmos, roses and tulips. The able sisters are selling the crown among some other cute things.

I can make diy things provided the materials. A few things I can make include the tiny library (need books), beekeepers hive, music stand, aroma pot, western and Zen style stones, and a bunch more- just ask if you're looking for some this ing in specific.

I'm looking for ironwood dressers, cuttingboards, and the bookshelf if anyone would be so kind!

Dodo code: J5V7V

Gates closed! Thanks everyone who participated and (mostly) followed the rules. I'll probably keep doing this once or twice a week since it went well 💛

#acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #dodo code #acnh community #dont mind the anarchy flag its an inside joke

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Booty skirt that says “Enemy of the State” ya know, since we can’t design shorts

Two versions, I like the sleeves better but the text looks nicer imo on the sleeveless dress. 

Creator code MA-9151-4223-1834

#acnh #custom design #enemy of the state #animal crossing #new horizons #I can change the midriff skin tone upon request if yall interested #mein #animal crossing new horizons #animal crosing new horizons