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…all my obsessions both current and former in one post 😮

SaintTail x KaitoKid x CarmenSandiego x D.N.Angel x KaitouJoker - Crossover

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an unusual video is trending in japan right now...

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God knows how many fic ideas are sitting in my notes app right now just waiting to be written but holy shit school is so terrible for creative writing like i think i forgot how to write. promise tho I will come back, maybe with a vengeance

#writing #school kinda sucks #how to relearn fic writing

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Happy 30th Anniversary!! 🥳💕

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Detco movies rated based on how much shit gets exploded / destroyed

The Time-Bombed Skyscraper - the whole premise is about blowing up stuff, but it's shame no trains got got, 7/10

The Fourteenth Target - it's just an underwater restaurant that is pretty out of the way from anything else and we have no prior attachment to. bonus for the helicopter crash, 5/10

The Last Wizard of the Century - an entire castle does get burned down, but it's no explosion, 6/10

Captured in Her Eyes - just some regular old murder, 0/10

Countdown to Heaven - truly a 9/11 movie. point detracted for leaving the second tower intact, 8/10

The Phantom of Baker Street - the entire thing takes place in VR, so it shouldn't even count, but no one even gets their brain blown up :( 0/10

Crossroad in the Ancient Capital - somehow nothing gets bombed or destroyed? Conan tries a little arson but is unsuccessful, -1/10

Magician of the Silver Sky - a plane gets somewhat mistreated, 2/10

Strategy Above the Depths - a whole damn ship sinks, it's all very dramatic, 9/10

The Private Eyes' Requiem - despite the constant threat of exploding people, barely anything gets exploded. half a point for Kid using a gun on some windows, 1.5/10

Jolly Roger in the Deep Azure - i guess they do find that ancient pirate ship and it immediately falls apart, 5/10

Full Score of Fear - plenty of shit gets blown up including a concert hall while no one inside realizes anything's wrong. you'd think they'd have some fire warning system in place, 10/10

The Raven Chaser - sadly no explosions, but the tower gets shot at hard, and the helicopter does not end up fine, tho no actual crash on screen, 5/10

The Lost Ship in the Sky - only a research facility we don't care about gets exploded in the opening, and that airship barely gets scratched up, 4/10

Quarter of Silence - we have a train exploding out of a tunnel, a dam blown to smithereens, and an avalanche, what more could you want, 10/10

The Eleventh Striker - who can say no to some exploding stadiums, great movie for people who hate football, 8/10

Private Eye in the Distant Sea - just a rando ship at the beginning, who cares, 1/10

Dimensional Sniper - some police cars and incredibly light bombing of the tower, eh, 3/10

Sunflowers of Inferno - a cool museum gets absolutely demolished, the burning fake sunflowers are a lovely image, plus we got some proper plane mistreatment, 10/10

The Darkest Nightmare - both an explosive car crash at the beginning and a ferris wheel gets extremely destroyed, 9/10

The Crimson Love Letter - lots of explosions, and in beautiful scenery too, 10/10

Zero the Enforcer - destroying shit with a satellite is pretty imaginative, but there was not as much destruction as i hoped, 7/10

The Fist of Blue Sapphire - they're surfing on some iconic Singaporean landmarks, meanwhile an oil ship freely wrecks shit, 11/10

The Scarlet Bullet - i fully admit i have no idea what Masumi and Conan were trying to do, both the train and station ended up looking pretty rough. 10/10

The Bride of Halloween - for a movie about bombs not all that much significant shit gets destroyed, but they do go out in style at least. bonus points for covering Shibuya in goo, 9/10

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Bernard: wait, how many siblings do you have?

Tim: Hmm? Oh, five, officially.

Bernard: Okay, so...that's Dick, Duke and Damian. And Cassandra, though I'm convinced she's a cryptid. Who am I missing?

Tim: *slow, dawning horror that Jason is meant to be dead, that they never officially met, and Bernard will almost certainly make this into a conspiracy*

Tim:...

Tim: I meant to say four.

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secret gift for @myfriendsarerealidiots !! historical with a little bit of modern day parallels :) i really enjoyed drawing this, i hope you like it. happy holidays <3

(thank you to @dcmkkaishinevents for hosting this event ^0^)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan/Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid, Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan & Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid Characters: Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan, Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid, Haibara Ai | Miyano Shiho, Hakuba Saguru, Koizumi Akako, Mouri Ran, Nakamori Aoko Additional Tags: Fluff, Time Travel, Dating, shinichi is a cat, APTX 4869 Permanent Antidote, Post-Conan Kudou Shinichi Summary:

An accident leaves Shinichi in the body of a cat. Dejected after Haibara is unable to come up with an antidote, he returns to his home only to be catnapped by Kaitou KID?

hi hi @dee--eer here’s my gift for you~ I hope you enjoy it. I tried my best to merge two of your prompts together though I’m not sure that’s what you wanted to happen. I had a fun time writing this story and I hope you enjoy reading the hijinks a thief and a cat can get up to. 

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#kaishin #kudo shinichi #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #haibara ai #miyano shiho #time travel #shinichi is a cat.

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writing tip: don’t tell us your character’s backstory. don’t tell us what your character is thinking. don’t tell us what your character is doing. don’t tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.

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Time and Time Again Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan/Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid, Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan & Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid Characters: Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan, Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid, Haibara Ai | Miyano Shiho, Mouri Ran, Koizumi Akako, Nakamori Aoko Additional Tags: Comedy, Fluff, Temporary Character Death, idk how to tag, Suggested self-harm, Canon-Typical Violence, Gunshot Wounds Summary:

When the day resets at every lie, how will two individuals whose lives are more lies than truth return the day to normal? Kaito needs to find Conan but the little detective seems to have pulled a disappearing act. (Wasn't he the magician here?) Meanwhile, Shinichi is stuck as his teenage self, unsure how to approach Kid without revealing his secrets. My work for this year’s @kaishinbigbang run by the lovely mac. I got to partner up with @srl541 who wrote an amazing song and an instrumental. She was a lovely partner and I enjoyed bringing her idea to life. 

(btw the link to the fic is in the title)

#kaishinbigbang2022 #ksbb22 #kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudo shinichi #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #fanfic

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Here’s a part of my fic for the @kaishinbigbang this year. Wow can you believe it? I’m posting a preview this time. I got the honor of working with @srl541​ Scarlet who makes incredible music please go check her work out. Her concept really pushed me out of my comfort zone and made me think…a lot.

Her song Blue Truth and an instrumental titled A Circle’s Round(and Here We Go Again) along with my fic Time and Time Again will be posted on August 9 so look out for them!

Beneath the line is the text version~

At first, this situation was similar to those he faced in the past, or at least, situations that involved a certain phantom thief. 

He stood on the roof of a high-rise building. In front of him was the infamous Kaitou KID. A stunningly blue gem laced with hints of gold was in his hand and his lips were curled into a smirk that was synonymous with his name and appearance. 

“Good evening, Great Detective.” His voice had its usual flare. He tipped his hat in Conan’s direction, revealing curly dark brown locks tucked beneath it. “Are you here to pass the time with me?” 

“KID, return the gem.” Conan rested his hand on his watch, ready to send a stun needle in KID’s direction. KID froze up. 

“Detective, I’m sure we can talk this through.” He raised his hands in the air with his palms facing Conan. “Let’s not be rash.” 

“Last time you said that you covered the entire rooftop in pigs.” Recalling that very incident, Conan narrowed his eyes. “I’m not taking that chance again.” Nor would the police. They didn’t know what to do with the sudden appearance of fifty pigs on the rooftop of a building in the heart of Tokyo. In the end, the pigs were sent to a farm in Chiba. 

“Can’t you take a joke, Detective?” KID chuckled. He threw the gemstone into the air and caught it, raising it towards the moon then clicking his tongue. “Weren’t you also laughing at the sight of them last time?” Conan cleared his throat and promptly looked away in embarrassment. 

Taking advantage of this moment, KID dropped a smoke bomb then swiftly made his way towards Conan and pushed the gemstone into the detective’s small hands. Before Conan could react, the smoke that filled his sight was replaced with a flash of blue then black. 

#ksbb22preview #kaishin #shinichi kudo #kaito kuroba #edogawa conan #kaitou kid

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan/Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid Characters: Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid, Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan Additional Tags: Mecha, Cute, Fluff, kaito pining, shinichi being oblivious af Summary:

Out of the blue, Kaitou KID decides to gift Conan with a...mecha???

#kaishin #kaito kuroba #kaitou kid #kudo shinichi #edogawa conan #mecha #robot

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Do I even know 10 ppl... 1. Broadcast Parade - Kanae

2. All You Wanna Do - SIX the Musical

3. Darl+ing - Seventeen

4. Scars - Stray Kids

5. paruparo - syd hartha

6. Say My Name - Beetlejuice 

7. Sunshine - Monkey Majik

8. Queendom - Red Velvet 

9. Queen of Hearts - Royal Scandal 

10. Beat Eater - Vivid Bad Squard 

Tags: @maraichh and thats it idk anyone else on here lmao so if you see this feel free to join in

Tag game

Rules: list 10 songs you really like, each by a different artist, and then tag 10 people to do the same

Tagged By @violetwinters, Thank you for tagging me 🌸🌸

1. Come To Brazil  - Why Don’t We 

2. Blue Hour - TXT 

3. Candy - Doja Cat 

4. Miracle -  Wayv 

5. Heart Of Fire- Black Veil Brides

6. Besitos - Peirce The Veil

7. This Is What Makes Us Girls - Lana Del Rey 

8. Agree To Disagree - Sleeping With Sirens 

9. All In - Stray Kids 

10. Miss Americana & The Heart Break Prince - Taylor Swift

I tag @hear-the-sound: @ego-like-sandwich @hopeticket @simply-elegantly-kai  @shwazzberryswriting @dibidibidismynameisleeknow @thelonelymeow @morningsunandnightsky @sharkie-stay  @ramenlixxie I also tag anyone who also wants to do it. 

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Kaishinbigbang 2022 Artist WIP Doc Revealed!

Hello there friends! Writer sign-ups open this Saturday, May 14! This means it’s time to reveal what the artists have been working so hard on these past few weeks!

If you are a writer and interested in collaborating with an artist to create something new for the Kaishin fandom, this event is for you!

Important info

Writer sign-ups begin MAY 14 and go until MAY 19 or until all artists are claimed, whichever comes first. Writers should have looked over this document prior to signing up as the claiming process goes quick!

Writers must write a minimum of 3,000 words

More information can be found on the faq page, and the schedule is here.

An overview of the process

Writers will have five days to peruse the WIP doc to see if someone’s art or summary catches your eye! Please use the link below to check out our 37 amazing artists.

Interested writers will sign up when the form opens at midnight EDT on MAY 14. At the end of the form there will be a link to the claiming document. Claiming will be first-come, first-served. It is a good idea to have several artists in mind when you go to the claiming document!

A more in-depth explanation will be posted the day before sign-ups open, so keep an eye out!

follow the link to check out the artists’ work!

If you have any questions please feel free to ask!

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I wrote a thing! wow it’s been so long I missed it. 

Times Gone By

Ship: Childe x Zhongli  Tags: Reincarnation, angst, sad ending, self sacrifice Summary:  Memories can be made, forgotten, recalled but never transferred. https://archiveofourown.org/works/38821056

#zhongli #childe #tartaglia #genshin impact #fanfic #angst #idk what else to put so enjoy

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan/Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid Characters: Kudou Shinichi | Edogawa Conan, Kuroba Kaito | Kaitou Kid, Agasa Hiroshi, Haibara Ai | Miyano Shiho Additional Tags: APTX 4869 Permanent Antidote, Memory Loss, Angst Summary:

It would be simple if everything went downhill from that day.

It did, at first. However, I gained a lot of important memories from it. Lots of experiences and friends I wouldn’t have had if not for that day. Now, I’m losing them all.

TLDR; Shinichi gets an antidote for the apotoxin but at the cost of the memories he made over the course of his time as Conan.

#kaishin #kaito kuroba #shinichi kudo #fanfic #edogawa conan #kaitou kid

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So, yesterday I watched Magic Kaito 1412 with a friend. Previous to this, I had told her a lot about Kaito, but hadn’t even mentioned Conan’s name. The following is a summary of the experience.

That first scene in the classroom

Her: So, they’re geniuses.

Me: All of them.

Her: Amazing.

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Kaito puts on the KID suit for the first time

Her: I can already tell I am going to be simping for this man

Me: I already am.

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Shinichi appears

Her: Wow he kinda looks like Kaito

Me: He sure does

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Conan appears

Me: The child! :D

Her: He is so short oh my gosh

Me: Child :)

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Conan starts to do Conan things

Her: Wow this child is a genius

Me: Yeah he is

Her: I can already tell, he’s gonna be one of the best characters.

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After the episode is over

Me: So we could continue to watch this linearly or we could skip to the next epic episode with Conan in it

Her: Epic Conan episode please.

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Watching the second episode with Conan in it

Her: You know, Conan should get his own episodes, like his own show.

Me: About that…

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Watching the episode one special of DetCo

Me: Shinichi!!! :D remember, the dude from the helicopter?

Her: Yeah! He looks like Kaito.

Me: In both art styles!

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A bit later

Her: So, who’s the main character in this show? Shinichi or Conan? ‘Cuz you said this was Conan’s show but it’s all been Shinichi so far.

Me: I… yes. You’ll see.

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Shinichi gets poisoned

Her: O-O

Me: >:3

Her: Is that… permanent?? Please tell me if that’s permanent or not!

Me: Just watch.

Her: Is he stuck like that??? is that PERMANENT???

Me: Yes, but only sort of.

Her: He’s gonna tell Ran, right?

Me: …

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Shinichi names himself Conan

Me: To answer your question from earlier, yes.

Her: Ahhhhhh

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Ran confesses love to Shinichi unknowingly

Her: This is painful.

Me: Yeah

Her: It’s great, but it’s painful.

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KID shows up

Her: Kaito :D

Me: Kaito :D! Fun fact! This KID, all mysterious, unreadable, face completely hidden, suave and untouchable, this is how everyone else sees him. The Kaito you know is how he sees himself.

Her: No… really??? Actually??? Seriously???

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Right as she’s about to go home

Her: send me the info for all of this. I need it.

Me: will do :)