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nonbinary-corvid · 7 days
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I sometimes think about the fact that when I was like 7 years old my best friend was a girl who lived next door to me and she's always do impressions of me with a really deep voice and for some reason that never bothered me as a young girl.
And then I think about asking my parents why I couldn't walk around shirtless like all the boys I was friends with.
And then I think about when I saw the nutcracker with one of my aunts, dressed up in an atrocious frilly blue dress and proclaimed that no I did not want to be the princess i want to be a knight.
And then I think about taking a bit too much of an interest in men's fashion and talking about it to anyone who would listen.
And then I go, huh, maybe me being trans masc makes a lot more sense than I thought
Happy pride everybody
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nonbinary-corvid · 12 days
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nonbinary-corvid · 16 days
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House of Memories is such a good hannigram song I don't care if hannibal would explode if he ever listened to it my point stands
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nonbinary-corvid · 16 days
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Goddd damnnn those suits 🥵🔥
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nonbinary-corvid · 16 days
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Putting you gotta die sometime and unlikely lovers on my showtunes playlist because I like being jumpscared by pain.
putting falsettos 2016 cast recording on shuffle bc I like playing roulette with my mental health
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nonbinary-corvid · 21 days
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i be doing so fine and then someone says "photographer whizzer who was always the one to take photos so the only photos of whizzer with everyone else they have is the ones that trina took in the hospital" and i immediately trip and get ran over by a car in the middle of the living room
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nonbinary-corvid · 22 days
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busy thinking abt the fact that whizvin could've been SO happy if they had had more time. like if they both survived they wouldve been those old gays (TM) like in Vicious. Can you image how much whizzer wouldve loved pride? how much knowledge marvin would insist on passing down to baby gays? they would bicker about how many years they had been together but lovingly this time (whizzer counts the time they were togther in act 1, marvin doesnt. (says hes a different person)) and oh my god can you imagine them at protests? can you imagine how pissed they would be at the anti-drag queen bullshit thats happening in america right now? i mean obviously the ending we got was amazing (and needed otherwise the other characters wouldnt have matured) but sigh.
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nonbinary-corvid · 23 days
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Some post rejection Vox I did
Also technically day 2 of radiostatic week :)
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nonbinary-corvid · 1 month
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sometimes a family is a mom dad and child. sometimes a family is two moms and a cat. sometimes a family is homosexuals, women with children, short insomniacs, ex ex lovers, and a teeny tiny band. and I think that's beautiful.
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nonbinary-corvid · 2 months
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Cecil just complaing about people who annoy him is too funny to me. Like if you followed him your dash would be only:
My wonderful husband Carlos and I just got ice cream from the giant floating cube by the Ralphs! Absolutely delicious and Carlos looked so beautiful under the all seeing glowing eyes!
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Ugh. My new intern, Jacqueline (R.I.P) brought me and Station Management each other's coffees. How annoying! No wonder Station Management ate her. Geez how hard is my order really?
Tumblr dashboard in Night Vale simulator
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🧪homo-genius
Today's science fact:
Spiders have an open blood circulation system, which means they do not have veins and their blood is different from the blood of mammals. Unfortunately many healthcare professionals do not know this, which can lead to improper methods in...
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Spiders are a valuable part of our community and deserve good healthcare.
But more importantly, I want everyone to know that Carlos the Scientist made this post, he is my husband and I love him very much! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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Cecil everyone knows you and Carlos are married and most of us are happy for you but you don't need to tell this in every post you make
🎙️voice_of_night_vale
Wait have I mentioned it before?
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Hah saw some loser (@ marble-eyes) bring the same girl (@ mountainbeliever343 I think, couldn't see her face clearly from the cameras) home for the third time this week lol
cmon just say you are girlfriends already dont be shy
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Hey you can't just share private information like that!! And besides that is not true, I haven't brought anyone home for a long time, I don't have time for that anymore!!!
🟡secretly-in-your-home
No. I can confirm that what Sam said is true. I was there. I am always there. Also, I put the rest of your cereal to your washing machine. They have been in the cupboard for a while now, I thought they were getting quite dusty and needed cleaning.
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We had an another great season with @nvwheelchairbasketball team again! Thank you everyone, it's an honor to be the captain of the team! See you guys next season <3
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Aaaaa congratulations! I miss you guyssss
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☀️prophet-of-smiling-god
I just had the most delightful date with the most gorgeous theologist in Desert Bluffs Too!!! We had a lovely dinner at my house (some eyeball salad, mushed tarantulas and fried human fingers), watched some movies and of course made sure to serve our great Smiling God by making each other as happy as possible!! Unfortunately Charles said that it would make him unhappy if I shared the details, but I can confidently say that I have never been more joyful!!
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Kevin, you missed a service in the Temple of Joy because of this. Surely you would remember doing that for an old friend, wouldn't you? 😊
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Oh, Lauren, of course I wouldn't ignore anything like that on purpose, you know how much I love tolerating you!!
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😎violentfootstool-deactivated20230416
Hey guys, so I just spoke to the new scientist lady and found out I don't actually have three pairs of arms. The lower two were just robot limbs that I tried out when I was seven years old and forgot to take them off. So hows your day ://
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I am always happy to help with explaining your problems away.
🎀tinfoilforteeth
Hey bitch how is it going under the cow
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🎙️voice-of-night-vale
Alright, I'm going to say it. Steve Carlsberg does NOT know how to be a basketball coach. He knows nothing about any game structures, and he only allows one ball per game!! He talks too loud, except when you can't hear him. It will be ALL HIS FAULT if we end up losing this season!!!!!
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🎙️voice-of-night-vale
For everyone who finds this post now: I made this many years ago. Things have changed a lot. I'm very sorry, Steve. I couldn't hope for a better brother-in-law. You are my best friend, and I was the irrational one in this situation.
I have changed the way I look at people. I will not treat them the same way I used to treat Steve anymore.
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🎙️voice-of-night-vale
Alright, who let Susan Willman be in charge of anything? She is the absolute worst at making desicions, like, who asks an obelisk its NAME? She had an oppoturnity to ask almost anything, and that's what she chose?? She better stay away from our way for at least seven decades, and keep her "Huntokar"-nonsense with herself!!!
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nonbinary-corvid · 2 months
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happy ace day y'all
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nonbinary-corvid · 2 months
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started out as a one-sided obsession thing but turned into basically just ship art
yes it's still very rough and Al's face looks slightly different every time I draw him :'(
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nonbinary-corvid · 2 months
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Zira looks kinda weird.
Guess the background color :)
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nonbinary-corvid · 2 months
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king of rizz™ 🥂
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nonbinary-corvid · 3 months
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I can’t get him out of my head
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nonbinary-corvid · 3 months
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Unmmm I just realized I never posted this on tumblr… my bad… here is a nice Cecil, one of my favorite little guys
My current headcanon that rotates constantly in my brain is that Cecil has soooo many tattoos but he never actually went to have them done. They just showed up and he was like “neat!”
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nonbinary-corvid · 3 months
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