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❝ The old rustic sucker-punch, huh? ❞

“If it means you aren’t going to grab my butt again? YES.”

Her fist had planted itself square into his jaw the moment she felt something graze her backside: having some creep put his hands all over her was not part of her plan today, and she could tolerate a lot - but she had no interest in letting him get away with being gross, not without some bruising.

@mostghcst

#mostghcst #do shit get hit

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suggestive starters meme ( nsfw )

why don’t you make me?

i like you better on your knees.

i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

i wonder if you’re as loud in bed as your are everywhere else.

try and stop me.

is that a complaint i hear?

i hope you’re not too fond of that shirt.

why are you siting over there? there’s a perfectly good lap right here.

i thought you liked it when i was bossy.

are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?

i can tell you’re hot and bothered from all the way over here.

i hope you don’t plan on walking much tomorrow.

you’re not the boss of me.

you’re hot when you’re angry.

don’t make me come over there.

i’m this close to taking you over my knee.

you’re being an awfully bad boy/girl.

you know you want it.

you sure talk a big game… but can you live up to it?

i’m not sure you could handle me.

is that a challenge?

#. TEARDROPS AND BUBBLES . ( memes )

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✧ ( sentence starters → twin peaks

triggering mentions ; death, murder, rape, violence, blood, etc. please change any pronouns to your own liking or as you see fit !

❝ She’s dead… Wrapped in plastic. ❞

❝ I’m holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies. ❞

❝ Wanna know why I’m whittling? ❞

❝ Is it funny to you? It is not to me. ❞

❝ You know, this is — excuse me — a damn fine cup of coffee! ❞

❝ You know, I think I’d better start studying medicine. ❞

❝ I hear that you’re real good at what you do. ❞

❝ I feel like I know her, but sometimes my arms bend back. ❞

❝ That gum you like is going to come back in style. ❞

❝ You may think I’ve gone insane… but I promise. I will kill again. ❞

❝ Can you hear me? Catch you… with my death bag! ❞

❝ Will this sadness that makes me cry my heart out — will it ever end? ❞

❝ You’re the most cold-blooded man I’ve ever seen! ❞

❝ I’ve never in my life met a man with so little regard for human frailty. ❞

❝ I’ve had just about enough of you and your insults! ❞

❝ The old rustic sucker-punch, huh? ❞

❝ Something very, very strange in these old woods. ❞

❝ Call it what you want. A darkness, a presence. ❞

❝ What do you see? Is it a dream, or a nightmare? ❞

❝ I’ve got one man too many in my life and I’m married to him. ❞

❝ It may appear as such, but could it be a clue? ❞

❝ I can’t believe you were ever my age. ❞

❝ Did she tell you that there was no goodness in the world? ❞

❝ I’m telling you this because I don’t want to have any secrets from you. ❞

❝ Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. ❞

❝ How much would you like to start with? How about three hundred? ❞

❝ Now I’m going to get the food and you’re going to get dressed. ❞

❝ I feel like I’m going to dream tonight. Big bad ones. ❞

❝ Why is it so easy to make men like me? I don’t even have to try very hard. ❞

❝ I think a couple of times he’s tried to kill me. But guess what? As you know, I sure got off on it. ❞

❝ Hmm, isn’t sex weird? ❞

❝ I don’t know, she seemed to have reached a kind of peace with herself. ❞

❝ I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations. ❞

❝ I pride myself in taking a punch and I’ll gladly take another. ❞

❝ Are you looking for secrets? Is that it? Maybe I can give you one. ❞

❝ I would assume you’re no longer interested in girls. ❞

❝ Does a heart pump blood as it pumps love? Is love the blood of the universe? ❞

❝ Love, like blood, flows from the heart. Are blood and love related? ❞

❝ There’s an epidemic of multiple gunshot wounds following this chick around. ❞

❝ It’s almost like when they didn’t bury you deep enough. ❞

❝ When you see me again, it won’t be me. ❞

❝ Let nature guide us. Nature is the great teacher. ❞

❝ Are our appetites, our desires undermining us? ❞

❝ Nothing is simple. We live in a world where nothing is simple. ❞

❝ Seven is difficult to balance, but not impossible if we are able to divide. ❞

❝ It is happening again. It is happening again. ❞

❝ Sometimes when we are ill, we are not on our best behavior. ❞

❝ I mean, did he have a big, booming voice or what? ❞

❝ I believe you. I applaud your desire to do the right thing. ❞

❝ But you don’t believe me, do you? You think I’m mad. ❞

❝ If we’re not at the right place at exactly the right time, we won’t find our way in. ❞

❝ You and I have an appointment at the end of the world. ❞

❝ Want, not need. I don’t need anything. ❞

❝ When there are chances for reflections, there can always be two — or more. ❞

❝ ______, there are many cures for a broken heart. ❞

#. TEARDROPS AND BUBBLES . ( memes )

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Pickup Lines Sentence Starters

❝ Do you have a name or can I call you mine? ❞

❝ Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. ❞

❝ Your shirt has to go, but you can stay. ❞

❝ You look like trash, may I take you out? ❞

❝ You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! ❞

❝ You know what material this is? [grab own shirt] Boyfriend material. ❞

❝ You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad. ❞

❝ Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them? ❞

❝ Will you marry me for just one night? ❞

❝ What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? ❞

❝ On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need. ❞

❝ Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back? ❞

❝ Save water, shower with a friend! ❞

❝ See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. ❞

❝ You wanna know what’s big? [Pause] My house, you weirdo! ❞

❝ Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears. ❞

❝ Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you. ❞

❝ You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. ❞

❝ You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves… ❞

❝ Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? ❞

❝ What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you. ❞

❝ Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. ❞

❝ Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you’re da bomb. ❞

❝ There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. ❞

❝ Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick! ❞

❝ My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? ❞

❝ Is it hot in here or is it just you? ❞

❝ If you were a triangle you’d be acute one. ❞

❝ If you were a booger I would pick you first. ❞

❝ If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath! ❞

#. TEARDROPS AND BUBBLES . ( memes )

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seulerose:

that had him growling . ironically , the sound bubbled up and escaped from his throat at the very same instant a nearby crack of thunder rolled its way over the castle , nearly shaking the weakened walls with its roar . fine then ! if the storm was attracted to his mood , then the lightning was his teeth , the thunder his roar . and she , of any trespassing visitor who had e’er come close to the castle , should be more than only merely frightened by him ! ❝ maybe it is . if so , you should fear for your life . ❞ through the sound of pouring rain outside the walls , he heard another clink , and , after glaring down at the woman for another moment , he twisted away from her , turning his shoulder to her and slinking several paces away . ❝ stay down here until the storm passes . ❞

“GLADLY,” She said, turning her back to him in kind. If there was reason to fear him, Fiona was too frustrated to care - as long as nobody gave her trouble past sundown, he could demand her head on a pike the next morning and she’d think little of it. Still, it was nice to be out of the rain; she was accustomed to a roof over her head, and as resourceful as Fiona could be, it was difficult not to want things to be a little less of a STRUGGLE every now and then.

#seulerose #. A DIFFERENT STORY . ( v. tbd )

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send 💕 to just grab my muse & kiss them!

who cares about consequences, kisses all around !!!!!!

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° ▪ • * ————— SLEEPING BEAUTY SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ Good gracious! Who left the mop running? ’ ’ Now, father, you’re living in the past. This is the 14th century! ’ ’ No! It cannot be! ’ ’ A forest of thorns shall be his tomb! ’ ’ Now go with the curse, and serve me well! ’ ’ It’s incredible! Sixteen years and not a trace of her! ’ ’ She couldn’t have vanished into thin air! ’ ’ Are you sure you searched everywhere? ’ ’ Yep, yep, everywhere. We all did. ’ ’ And what about the town? The forests? The mountains? ’ ’ Yeah, we searched mountains and forests and, uh, houses and… ’ ’ Did you hear that, my pet? ’ ’ All these years, they’ve been looking for a baby. ’ ’ I’d like to turn her into a fat ol’ - hop toad. ’ ’ Now, dear, that isn’t a very nice thing to say. ’ ’ Besides, we can’t. You know our magic doesn’t work that way. ’ ’ You know our magic doesn’t work that way. ’ ’ It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness. ’ ’ Well, that would make me happy. ’ ’ That’s because it’s on you, dear. ’ ’ It looks awful. ’ ’ Now Sword of Truth, fly swift and sure, that evil die and good endure! ’ ’ Listen well, all of you. ’ ’ Seize that creature! ’ ’ Don’t despair, Your Majesties. ’ ’ Stand back, you fools! ’ ’ Then, she can undo this fearful curse? ’ ’ I have plans for our royal guest. ’ ’ Why so melancholy? ’ ’ Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose. ’ ’ Off he rides, on his noble steed, a valiant figure, straight and tall! ’ ’ To wake his love, with love’s first kiss. ’ ’ You know, sometimes I don’t think she’s really very happy. ’ ’ Nowadays I’m still the king! ’ ’ I command you to come to your senses! ’ ’ And marry the girl I love. ’ ’ That’s what I’m trying to tell you. ’ ’ The sun has set! Make ready to welcome your princess! ’ ’ But, I never baked a fancy cake. ’ ’ Oh, you won’t have to, dear! ’ ’ I’m going to make it 15 layers with pink and blue forget-me-nots. ’ ’ All you do is follow the book! ’ ’ Up here, dear. You can be the dummy. ’ ’ Well, I still say we oughta use magic. ’ ’ Now, dear, we decided pink was her color! ’ ’ Touch the spindle. Touch it I say! ’ ’ You poor, simple fools. ’ ’ Thinking you could defeat me. ’ ’ Oh, they’re hopeless. ’ ’ A disgrace to the forces of evil. ’ ’ My pet… you are my last hope. ’ ’ Go, and do not fail me. ’ ’ But when will I see you again? ’ ’ Why? After all, I am sixteen. ’ ’ You’re already betrothed. ’ ’ Since the day you were born. ’ ’ How could I marry a prince? I’d have to be… ’ ’ No! I can’t believe it, no! No! ’ ’ I’m not so sure my grandchildren want you for a grandfather! ’ ’ Well, what do you think? ’ ’ Forty bedrooms, dining hall… honeymoon cottage, really. ’ ’ You - you mean you’re building it already? ’ ’ Finished! Lovebirds can move in tomorrow. ’ ’ Want to see our grandchildren, don’t we? ’ ’ Well, I’m really not supposed to speak to strangers, but we’ve met before. ’ ’ I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream. ’ ’ I know you, the gleam in your eyes is so familiar. ’ ’ But we can’t, we can’t go there! ’ ’ Now come, we must hurry. ’ ’ They’ll be heartbroken when they find out. ’ ’ I’m awfully sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you. ’ ’ But don’t you remember? We’ve met before. ’ ’ Why do they still treat me like a child? ’ ’ They never want me to meet anyone. ’ ’ What is it? Come on, let’s find out. ’ ’ For an extra bucket of oats? And a few… carrots? ’ ’ Don’t you see? A flower can’t prick its finger. ’ ’ Well, what do you think of it? ’ ’ Why, it… it’s a very unusual cake, isn’t it? ’ ’ Well, what do you think of the dress? ’ ’ I think we’ve had enough of this nonsense! ’ ’ I’m going to get those wands. ’ ’ Well, it may come as quite a shock. ’ ’ Why doesn’t your daughter like my son? ’ ’ This means war! ’ ’ What’s this all about, anyway? ’ ’ I’ll have the royal woodcarvers start work on the cradle tomorrow. ’ ’ Oh, you darlings! This is the happiest day of my life! ’ ’ Whatever are we going to do? ’ ’ You’ve met some stranger? ’

#. TEARDROPS AND BUBBLES . ( memes )

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Send ‘Kiss’ + a number to kiss my muse...

…in the rain.

…in the house they just bought.

…on the nose.

…against a wall.

…before going to sleep.

…to wake them up.

…french.

…in their neck.

…on their forehead.

…on the cheek.

…out of happiness.

…to thank them.

…drunk.

…to suprise/confuse them.

…because you missed them.

…to comfort them.

…to stop them from rambling.

…angry.

…crying.

…as a dare.

…for the first time.

…to tell them you like them.

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Injured sentence starters.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Swearing, knives, guns, blood.

INJURED

“This looks bad, [name].” “I’m not a masochist, if that’s what you’re thinking.” “Jeez-! This hurts, y’know!” “Reckon I’ll be able to make it back to the shack before collapsing?” “What, so you’re supposed to carry bandages everywhere now? That takes up space, [NAME]!” “I’d much rather be hopped up on various anesthetics than deal with this bullshit.” “Am I supposed to be seeing bone?” “I do not bond well with seeing blood, I’m afraid.” “I’ll bloody well swear as much as I want – this hurts!” “The knife that’s currently embedded in me is mine now. The fucker lost it the moment he stabbed me.” “When will I ever stop getting into these situations?” “If I’m going down, I gotta take ‘em with me.” “I’ll take you down with me too, just gimme a few moments.” “We’re making no progress with the whole limping thing here.” “Do you even know how painful getting shot in the arm is?! It’s really fucking painful!” “It sure would be nice if I could finally fucking die.” “Honestly, why didn’t the guy kill me, y’know? Would have been a better way of getting my shit.” “Seriously, this was a poorly done job. They should have fucking killed me instead of waiting for me to draw a gun!” “Okay, lesson learned; don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.” “Look, all I had on me was a fucking knife. What do you expect?” “If you don’t want me hissing and wheezing in pain every time I take a step, why don’t you pick me up?” “Bandages would be nice.” “If I die, tell [NAME] that I fucking hated their balls.” “I’m not gonna end up dying or anything, am I?”

NON-INJURED

“Okay, that looks really bad, I’m not gonna lie.” “Look, I don’t even have a medical degree.” “Does it look like I carry anesthetic?” “Sorry that I can’t pick you up, bud, but I’m not exactly a knight in shining armor with a– a horse.” “If you’re going to keep complaining, is there a way to get you to shut up?” “Keep the pressure on that gash.” “You’ll live, idiot.” “Look, if I don’t have anything to help you out with, does it look like I can be much help?” “Oh, no, no, no. You are not dying on me now.” “Gimme a moment to tear up a bit of my shirt– the fabric’s pretty strong.” “You’re a lucky one, huh?” “Good thing we have a car somewhere.” “What the hell were you doing out at night anyways?” “Hey, I know this hurts for you, but you’ll get through this.” “Alright, fine, I’ll pick you up. Just this once.” “Uh, gimme a moment, I have some painkillers somewhere.” “I’m sorry that I couldn’t come sooner!” “Just put a plaster on it.” “For someone that’s dying, you sure do love taking your time, don’t you?” “Hey hey hey, calm down.” “You’re not gonna die, quit being a drama queen.” “You’ll be alright.” “We gotta make it back to the car and drive you to a hospital.” “Hey, you have a bit of a broken leg there.” “I’m not good with blood either, if it makes you feel better.” “You’re not seeing the reaper yet, are you?”

#. TEARDROPS AND BUBBLES . ( memes )

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nzagul

there are only two genders: monster fuckers and cowards

#...oops #. REFLECTIONS . ( musings )

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STRANGER THINGS SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS

[ feel free to adjust any words to fit the character/starter ! ]

“we’re gonna do this?”

“let’s engage”

“get him, get him!”

“i’m going, i’m going!”

“shut up!”

“hey guys, do you see the-”

“are you okay?”

“nothing’s gonna go back to the way that it was.”

“i saw something.”

“what is it?”

“i don’t know…”

“i felt it. everywhere.”

“sometimes i feel like i still see her.”

“whatever is happening, is spreading” ( + “-from this place.” )

“what does it want?”

“not me. everyone else.”

“wake up!”

“abort! abort!”

“if you’re out there, just please. give me a sign.”

“no no no no no!”

“that’s impossible!”

“you know i despise [ video game ].”

“spill it, [ name ]!”

“you want information…i need something in return.”

“no way. you’re not getting a date with her.”

“i’m not prostituting my sister…”

“it’s for a good cause!”

“acne isn’t a rash.”

“it isn’t contagious, you prepubescent wastoid.”

“trick or treat!”

“well, aren’t you cute!”

“if i get another [ candy ], i’m gonna kill myself.”

“what’s wrong with [ candy ] ?

“it is top three for me!”

“god, gimmie a break.”

“holy SHIT, you should’ve seen the looks on your faces!”

#. TEARDROPS AND BUBBLES . ( memes )

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crystalornate:

❝ oh?—- how unfortunate… royalty should have a STRONGER fashion sense. ❞ they flinched a bit as the dress is YANKED, turning a devious gaze back to the woman’s face. ❝ no matter! i shall fix their MISTAKE. a princess, after all, should dress like one. ❞

“I like my dress the way it is, thanks.” Their rotting, overwrought choice in clothes aside, Fiona was quite content in her simple gown; it breathed nicely, it was durable, and she could move fairly freely - half of what the ornamentalist looked to be wearing would likely bend her back.

#crystalornate #. A DIFFERENT STORY . ( v. tbd )#ekt is gonna resPECT PERSONAL BOUNDARIES

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crystalclaimed:

@ogressed

“ Disgusting, reeking! What are you? Not manling or gefling or podling– you’re nothing that I’ve ever seen… ” The old General muses aloud it his usual, gruff manner. Brow furrowed and bloodshot eyes are trained intently upon her from within their shriveled and sunken sockets. “ Hrn… What are you? Speak! THE EMPEROR addresses you, beast, and you will answer! ”

I’m a monster. I’m hideous. I’m horrible.

But she is also in the rare company of other creatures - creatures at night, who may never catch a glimpse of her in the sunshine - and this she can use to her advantage; craftiness she was taught to suppress may serve her well in the court of birds.

“Excuse me? I’m sure that whatever I am, an emperor would recognize a princess when he sees one.”

#crystalclaimed #. A DIFFERENT STORY . ( v. tbd )#ur one to talk turkey sandwich

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crystalornate:

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❝ oh MY! what a horrid little garment that is, who let you wear that ATROCIOUS thing! ❞ skekekt took hold of her dress with thin fingers, chuckling in their throat.

“I beg your pardon - this,” she said, yanking the dress out of their bony, crooked hand, “was sent to me by my parents while I was locked in a tower; the king and queen.”

#crystalornate #. A DIFFERENT STORY . ( v. tbd )#fiona: doN'T TOUCH

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