Percy: Are we fighting or flirting right now?
Annabeth; My hand is literally around your throat.
Percy: That doesn’t answer my question.
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Nico: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.
Will: Nico, no.
Kayla: Mistlefoe.
Will: Kayla, please stop encouraging this.
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jason: father, i pray to you. i ask you for your generosity and to assist me by granting me a single lightning bolt. i will be forever grateful for your kindness and goodness.
zeus: fine. just one though.
percy: *creates waves hundreds of feet tall, summons a hurricane, splits a glacier in half, and drowns an entire army of monsters without even hesitating*
poseidon: haha. nice.
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Thalia: "I would never touch Zeus's throne, he would kill me before recognizing me"
Percy: "Once I sat on my father's throne, it was dangerous but it was an urgent situation"
Nico, casually lying on Hades' throne while eating a pomegranate: "hi pops"
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