Hermesā teacher: Would you please unmute yourself, Hermes?
Hermes: *unmutes his mic with a straight face*
Hades, in the background: Hold on, hold on, hold on! Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess! The Wicked Witch of the East, Hecate! Youāre gonna look at me and youāre gonna tell me that Iām wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown, and she came down in a bubble, Hecate! Grow up, woman! Grow up!
Hermes:
Hermesā teacher:
Hermes: *mutes his mic again*
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even Poseidonās fucking BABY pissed at Zeus Iām screaming šš¤£
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Lore Olympus updated and I love Poseidonās baby in it!!!
Utter mood this child is.
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Triple H being extra as all Hell. Heh heh š
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I see no difference
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Persephone: A drunk mind speaks a sober heart.
Hades, extremely drunk: beesechurger
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Me reading the newest chapter of Lore Olympus and seeing Zeusā verdict on Persephone having major backlash with his marriage, his relationship with his brother, and Olympusā connection with the Underworld:
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Persephone: Who hurt you?
Hades: Do you want a list?
Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.
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Hermes *texting Hades*: Iām here to pick you up to go to the mandatory party! Where are you?
Hades: you see the figure in the distance?
Hermes *squints*: the one laying down in the middle of the road?
Hades: yeah, thatās me
Hades: floor it
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Zeus: I can't believe you and Persephone broke the bed last night!
Poseidon: Must have been a wild night.
Hades: Haha... yeah...
[Last night]
Persephone: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling!
Hades: Try me!
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Artemis: *passionately yelling at someone*
Artemis: *accidentally wacks Persephone over the head*
Artemis' mind: trying to decide between "I'm fucking sorry" and "are you okay"
Artemis: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY
Persephone, choking back tears: w-why?
Artemis: *internally panics forever*
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Persephone: *arguing with someone* fight me!
Hades: *behind her holding a knife*
Hades: *mouthing* don't.
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Hades: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Persephone: They're for the dogs.
Hades: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Persephone: They don't know how.
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Hades: So, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Poseiden: THIS IS AN INTERVENTION!
Hades:ā¦Excuse me?
Persephone: We're worried for you, Hades.
Hades: Why? I'm fine!
Hecate: You haven't slept in two weeks.
Poseidon: You literally dropped your mug today and said "mood" when it broke.
Persephone: You look sad :(
Hades: Guys, I'm fine. I occasionally commit self care.
Hecate: SELF CARE ISN'T LIMITED TO HAIR, Hades.
Hades: CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW FINE MY HAIR IS.
Hecate: DRINK. SOME. WATER!
Hades: There's water in tea *drinks tea straight from the teapot*
Everybody: NO!
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Eros: *opens Persephoneās door* Hey Persephone, do you want to-
Eros: *freezes*
Eros: Persephone, why arenāt you wearing any clothes?
Persephone: I...donāt have any clothes...
Eros: *opens Persephoneās closet*
Eros: What? You have plenty of clothes.Ā
Eros: Like this shirt, this jacket, these pants, oh hi Hades, these shirts, this skirt, oh look at this pretty dress!
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Persephone: I know you hate me, Hades, but-
Hades: Wait, what? You think I hate you?
Persephone: You always clam up when I enter the room, and youāre always watching me, and you never want to hang out with me, and you get all tense whenever I walk close to you, and you wonāt talk to me in full sentences and-oh, yep, I hear it now, oh my god, you have a crush on me?!
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