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photoblogdujour · 14 hours
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Bee having lunch. Dandelion having sex.
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photoblogdujour · 2 days
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One of those big fat long haired cats, they walk under your hand or along your leg and use you to pet themselves and the static electricity is enough to power an electromagnet that can pick up your Tesla.
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photoblogdujour · 3 days
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We interrupt this dahlia broadcast to bring you breaking news!!!! I really did not have "Rutabaga Flowers" on my bingo dance card for 2024. But, here you have it. First the blog wife presented me with a rutabaga, which I cut and stuck in water. The rutabaga shot up to the ceiling, and bloomed, and here we are.
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photoblogdujour · 4 days
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Baby Temptation Lavender dahlia learning how to eclipse the old man in the background. That's the sun in the foreground, and we're about to have a solar eclipse of the dahlia as the sun rises and slowly completely covers the dahlia, showing the dahlia's corona for a few moments before moving on and baby Temptation slowly reappearing.
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photoblogdujour · 5 days
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Junior dahlia fresh as a breath mint named starsister crimson picotee showing not too much of the picotee, but c'est la vie! That's life, or more specifically, that's picotee without the picotee.
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photoblogdujour · 6 days
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Hypnotica (assorted) dahlia. The next meeting of dahlias anonymous will be meeting on Tuesday mornings for the foreseeable future. Next week will be the rooted seedling and cutting exchange. Please bring your extra youngsters for a 1-1 exchange. We will be serving cafe au lait, bloomquist fruity drink, bahama mama, alloway candy and hot tamales. We will have drawings for garden center gift certificates, plastic pots, mini-greenhouses and more!
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photoblogdujour · 7 days
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Hypnotica Red here is slowly opening up to show her true beauty. An unusually lovely shade of red, Red can be heard on your favorite dahliapodcast network. In her next podcast, she discusses the art of make-up, uptake of nutrients to give your seeds the best chance, and turning to face the sun.
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photoblogdujour · 8 days
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It's dahlia season. The Dahlia Pavilion is partly populated with 22 tuber grown dahlias. There's another 9 going in next weekend, 11 bought and already flowering dahlias in the house, and a smattering of cuttings and recalcitrant tubers that we're impatiently watching for signs of permanent life.
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photoblogdujour · 9 days
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The Primulas from Primula 9 were observing a football game and want to know what position Taylor Swift plays and what key does Travis Kelce sing in.
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photoblogdujour · 10 days
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An upright narcissus. Baby grand narcissus are more expensive and Grand narcissus can be 10 feet or more longer. Steinway Narcissus are supposed to be the best. An inexpensive plastic narcissus with only two octaves doesn't make great sounds, but may keep baby occupied.
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photoblogdujour · 11 days
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Leaning in for @ancientstarrydynamo . How did the circular dahlia show go Starry? Inquiring flowers want to know.
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photoblogdujour · 12 days
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Tulip Fields Forever. Tulip Forever is Strawberry Forever's estranged brother. They fell out arguing over their parents' estate, which they inherited after their parents died in a mysterious car crash on a narrow mountain road close to Strawberry's den.
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photoblogdujour · 13 days
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The droop.
The time has come to say good bye. The flower wilts, leaves turn, wind blows, rain falls, collars turned, shoulders hunched, faces averted, knees bent, arthritic aches, vision blurs, memory
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photoblogdujour · 14 days
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Two cherries on top of my ice cream. As I dig the spoon in, two millipedes climb my hand onto the spoon and eat the cherries. Astounded, I watch as the millipedes start jumping on the spoon, apparently signaling to put the spoon back into the ice cream for another bite. Some days you just don't get a bite at the ice cream.
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photoblogdujour · 15 days
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Ostrich (left) and Random Nunculous (Right on). Spin the wheel, roll the dice, pick a card, play the silver ball, bet on craps, double down. Go for broke or break the banc. Quickly. Three card Monte, Pick a Pocket, Lose the Wallet. It's all the same Raquet Welch.
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photoblogdujour · 16 days
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Orange you glad you asked for a horse of a different intonation locked out of the barn that came home to roost?
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photoblogdujour · 17 days
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Red and Purple attempting a dialog of the car-me-lites (TM). Red is singing Blanche today, and Purple is singing the Marquis de la Force who is with her at the Ford Theatre. The two meet on a subway car named Desire, in New York, on the West Side, First Toy Story when Grand Mercury is in Retrograde and Red is Blacklisted. It's complicated.
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