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[pineconnie]

being so ace and sex repulsed to the point where you can’t even make sex jokes is actual hell like. i could say the most insane thing here and it’d be funny because it’s said by someone who will never want sex ever but i CANT

#lgbtq #asexual #I COULD BE SO FUNNY :( #shitpost

[pineconnie]

hihi!! just wanted to rant about this, one of the tests performed on them was the milligram experiement, which tested how many volts people were willing to electrocute another person with when told to (basically obedience vs morality)- most kids who presumably got rejected chose morality (low-medium scores) and didn’t shock people, EXCEPT for sam who was the only kid who scored high on that!

so sam’s initial test grades for - what seems to be the magnus entrance exam, i think? were part of the ARG.

and knowing he was rejected from the institute puts his score into an interesting position

because sam had the highest recorded empathy of any of the kids at a 98% empathy index.

and if he was rejected…

are they looking…for low empathy kids? for what??

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #samama khalid

[pineconnie]

i’ve been in the same even since like mid december. guys i’m supposed to graduate in a few months and im in like a category 9 autism event it’s so bad

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

#the magnus protocol #the magnus archives

[pineconnie]

re-emphasising the CV point here because what the fuck. I feel like lying about your age and some extra experience a lot of people would do, but lying about having a MASTERS while not even finishing high school???? and no one even questions it they just think you’re a little clumsy and incompetent????? who does that!!!

Fave martin blackwood things:

- lied about a MASTERS in PARAPSYCHOLOGY in his cv. why did he choose such a niche study like how many jobs could that even get you

- writes the most terrible poetry you’ve ever heard (said with love) and plays background music while recording it onto a tape recorder for the vibes

- when encountering a terrifying worm lady that tries to add you to her flesh hive, he MAKES SURE to keep some of her worms just so he can stick it in his bosses face

-the rudest guy in the world (said boss) does one nice thing for him that he didn’t expect and he immediately falls in love (this is real to me ok let me have this)

-wears video game shirts to work

-goes on rants about spiders importance to the ecosystem to a guy with the worst arachnophobia ever

-hides CO2 cans so that ‘the worms don’t find it’

-forces his boss to go on lunch dates with him so he doesn’t completely lose it to paranoia

-walked into his bosses office, found a DEAD BODY THAT WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, and all he says is “oh jon 😕😕”

-has practically the same reaction later on when someone tells him his boss compelled them to relive their worst trauma

-gets told the guy he’s been in love with for multiple years treats him horribly and goes “yeah and”

-outsmarted an avatar of the lonely despite being in a horrible depressive episode with no contact to anyone else

-manages to make peter fully believe he’s dedicated to the lonely even as his crush of many many years is practically confessing his love at every interaction

s5 martin is my favourite id need a whole extra post for him loml

#tma #WHAT THE HELL!!! #no one gives him credit for how good at lying he is #my fave web avatar #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #if i was jon i would’ve kissed him in ep56

[pineconnie]

tmagp 14 spoilers

i’m so fucking autistic i can’t tell if this is “the statement is genuine but i’m being sarcastic to make it seem not serious or like a lie” sarcasm or “i’m going to say the complete opposite of the truth bc i’m desperately trying to stay in denial” sarcasm HELP

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #DOES SHE LIKE CELIA OR SAM IM CONFUSED NOW #I FULLY THOUGHT SHE WAS DOING THE FIRST ONE WHEN I LISTNED BUT IDK NOW #celia ripley #samama khalid #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 14

[pineconnie]

TMAGP14 HOLY SHIT???????

IM NOT EVEN FINISHED YET THAT FIRST SCENE OH MY GOD

#tmagp #the magnus protocol

[pineconnie]

I need samama khalid to crack so badly I want to see that man say things he can't unsay and look down at the waves crashing at the cliffs and realise he can't turn back now

#DOOM HIM DOOM HIM DOOM HIM DOOM HIM

[pineconnie]

GUYS GUYS WE GOT A TAGLINE!!!

IDK HOW LONG ITS BEEN THERE BUT YIPPEE

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN!! I DONT CARE I LOVE IT

[pineconnie]

NOT ONLY THIS!!! every kid highlighted yellow (presumably rejected ones) had higher levels of social and cognitive development, and also had earlier birthdays. they were letting in kids that were at MOST 3 years old, possibly younger!!!

so sam’s initial test grades for - what seems to be the magnus entrance exam, i think? were part of the ARG.

and knowing he was rejected from the institute puts his score into an interesting position

because sam had the highest recorded empathy of any of the kids at a 98% empathy index.

and if he was rejected…

are they looking…for low empathy kids? for what??

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp arg #WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON THERE #WHO LET THREE YEAR OLDS IN THR MAGNUS INSTITUTE

[pineconnie]

to me it sounded like a spider??? or a millipede/centipede, but it sounded like something with a lot of legs. Idk this could be a big assumption but it was all i could picture

maybe it’s like the thing the binary statement girl was talking about, how people end up considering old digital things as analog? and that’s why we’ve moved from tape recorders to old abandoned computer programs and CCTV and landlines? (and phones but idk maybe everyone has old phones)

I feel like we haven’t talked about this enough

the fuck is this? When have we ever dealt with metallic bugs? With metal things sure and Needles in Protocol but insects???

Like sure the corruption dealt in bugs and swarms, but unless you’re speaking of the corruption of his souls it feels kinda weird here, and again why is it metallic??? Did they evolve or something?

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 13 #tmagp theory #tmagp spoilers #tma web #i miss the web 😞😞

[pineconnie]

someone do this with tma characters

new alignment chart just dropped

#the magnus archives #tma

[pineconnie]

hey sam. why were you ‘tested’ as a kid. was it an autism test.

#tmagp #samama khalid #i need autistic hcs in every media i consume #the magnus protocol

[pineconnie]

Fave martin blackwood things:

- lied about a MASTERS in PARAPSYCHOLOGY in his cv. why did he choose such a niche study like how many jobs could that even get you

- writes the most terrible poetry you’ve ever heard (said with love) and plays background music while recording it onto a tape recorder for the vibes

- when encountering a terrifying worm lady that tries to add you to her flesh hive, he MAKES SURE to keep some of her worms just so he can stick it in his bosses face

-the rudest guy in the world (said boss) does one nice thing for him that he didn’t expect and he immediately falls in love (this is real to me ok let me have this)

-wears video game shirts to work

-goes on rants about spiders importance to the ecosystem to a guy with the worst arachnophobia ever

-hides CO2 cans so that ‘the worms don’t find it’

-forces his boss to go on lunch dates with him so he doesn’t completely lose it to paranoia

-walked into his bosses office, found a DEAD BODY THAT WAS DEFINITELY MURDERED, and all he says is “oh jon 😕😕”

-has practically the same reaction later on when someone tells him his boss compelled them to relive their worst trauma

-gets told the guy he’s been in love with for multiple years treats him horribly and goes “yeah and”

-outsmarted an avatar of the lonely despite being in a horrible depressive episode with no contact to anyone else

-manages to make peter fully believe he’s dedicated to the lonely even as his crush of many many years is practically confessing his love at every interaction

s5 martin is my favourite id need a whole extra post for him loml

#the magnus archives #tma #tma spoilers #martin blackwood #i’m so in love with him it’s not funny #jonathan sims

[pineconnie]

someone should make a tma statement that’s about the house that the 17yo got taken in by the mr spider book and like the house is infested with spiders now and it mentions offhand an old book inside/near the doorstep that looks like it’s been sitting there for decades (but like that isn’t the main focus of the statement idk it can be another web thing) i think it’d be really evil for jon to have to read about that in s1 while still in deep denial

#tma #i wish i could write so bad you dont understand #ib the second statement being in bournemouth and jon going ‘it’s nice to hear my hometown isn’t entirely devoid of odd stories’ #LIKE yeah!! i’m sure after trying to ignore that traumatic event your whole life it’s nice to hear that it’s not completely impossible!! #but what if i gave you a statement directly talking about the remains of that event that you probably haven’t revisited since you moved away #jonathan sims #the magnus archives

[pineconnie]

mutuals do this!!!!

[pineconnie]

floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time

[pineconnie]

guys i can’t believe adrianne lenker invented teaholding in 2014

#the magnus archives #jonmartin #i could do a whole animatic on this #it’s literally them!!!! #tma #Spotify