~Assorted pocket monsters~
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ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy
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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:
vibrator dies mid use
roll a shitty joint
realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention
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finishing touches 馃Ф
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how it feels to ignore text messages and phone calls
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dating someone who knocks the fuck out as soon as they hit the sheets but you have had chronic insomnia since you were 7 but you both get sad if you guys dont hug to sleep is
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a love so nice its echoed in dreams!!
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im gods weakest faggot
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all of us snoopy, all of us
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the worst part about all of this is i have to answer every random phone call i get because it could actually be someone important. i talked on the phone 8x yesterday and as someone who actively avoids phone calls thats more than ive done in the last year.
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i literally dont know this man . he left when i was 11 and he was never around before that . he made no attempt to contact me after my parents divorced . his friends talk about how good of a person he is but i know nothing about him . and they expect me to just put my life on hold to support him . they gave me a to-do list of people to call and things to find but i'm dealing with my own shit i cant just stay 4hrs from my home&work&partner to get my 50yo alcoholic father back on his feet .
my 3yr anniversary is today & instead of being w my bf im in a shitty motel 4hrs from home because my absent father decided to drunk drive and got in a car accident and has nobody to take care of him . i had to cancel all of my weekend plans and i might have to stay with his weirdo ex girlfriend who cant stop touching my arms and shoulders . shes optimistic that this is his rock bottom and this is the wake-up call he needs to get better but she said that a year ago when he attempted suicide . im really tired .
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i went to buy syringes from CVS and the pharmacist asked "are you on testosterone or estrogen?" and i said yes! and she said "which one?" and i 馃グ馃コ馃┓
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someone need to invent a dopamine rush that doesnt require smoking/drinking/impulse buying/self harming
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days are getting warmer but i am always warm when im with you ! !
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skanked so hard in the Jeff Rosenstock pit last night that i woke up from intense leg cramps 3x last night
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Spring is here 馃尭
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