dude Harry is wildin wtf 😭
6 notes
·
View notes
Here be monsters again
1 note
·
View note
Silverfish in his bed :(
Most Unlucky bastard. this song is so him fr fr
Guten Morgen! Ich wach auf und denk, das muß mein Glückstag sein
Guck aus dem Fenster. Es gießt in Strömen und ich höre jemand schreien:
„Dein Glückstag muß ein anderer sein
Denn ich bin Dein Tag und heute bin ich Schwein!“
[...]
Sie schreien was von Zeugen und von stichfesten Beweisen
Und so langsam fangen die Jungs an, verbal zu entgleisen
Ich sag: „Jungs, hört mal zu, gebt mal Ruh', checkt den Clou!
Ihr labert alle Kacke!“ – „In den Knast kommst Du!“
Zickzack in Handschellen gepackt
Knüppel auf'n Kopf und rein in den Sack
Mit Blaulicht fahren wir aufs Polizeirevier
Als wir ankommen stehn die anderen Kollegen schon Spalier
Ich werd angeschrien, verhört und ausgefragt
Und hätt ich es getan, hätt ich ausgesagt
Ich war's nicht; doch zur Sicherheit und für alle Fälle
Sperren mich die Jungs in Grün erst mal in die Zelle
Sie schubsen mich den Gang entlang
Und ich fang an zu verfluchen, warum ich diesen Tag begann
In der Zelle kahle Wände, ein Stuhl und ein Tisch
Und ein kleiner grinsender Silberfisch
Silberfische in meinem Bett...
... wunderbar und mir war klar. daß diese
Tag im Eimer war
1 note
·
View note
People who think this planet was created for humans to be ours are so wild to me
155K notes
·
View notes
The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
217K notes
·
View notes
spoonhead you're too real for this
don’t you just hate when a post starts as ‘oh cute fluff head canon for this ship :3’ and then at the end they just throw in a statement about how they’d fuck for hours straight
like
i don’t have a problem with that if that’s what you like good on you but PLEASE STOP MIXING IT WITH THE SFW STUFF IM BEGGING MAKE DIFFERENT POST PLEASE 😭 i just want to know how they cuddle not how they fuck :(
7 notes
·
View notes
Heaven's falling down, Y'all
3 notes
·
View notes
I fucking love Foo fighters from JoJo‘s like goddamn if anything happens to them I‘ll scream.
0 notes
“May I please draw your OC?”
Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so. No need to ask for permission in advance.
Go for it. Draw my OC. If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts. Go to town on it.
You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result. Seriously. In fact, I encourage it. I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC. There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.
Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me. I want to see what you have done.
128K notes
·
View notes
the Kiss
1 note
·
View note
sad clown
2 notes
·
View notes
awww you're sweet, man! feeling's mutual (pun intended)
take care, buddy!! :]
hiiiii :)
it’s been a while since you’ve popped up on my dash so i just wanted to check in and hope you’re doing all right pal 👍
also, since you seemed to have missed april fools…
boop >:)
awwww that's sweet! thanks a lot, spoonhead, that is very kind of you!
yeah I'm fine, thank you! I'm still drawing just haven't been drawing digitally for a bit.
I'm currently stuck studying for finals n stuff so I don't have as much motivation to get out my tablet to digitalize some sketches. :,]
I might post some normal sketches who knows.
I've been April Fooled by a giant cat paw wth /lh
I hope you're doing alright as well!! have a nice day, dude! :]
3 notes
·
View notes
hiiiii :)
it’s been a while since you’ve popped up on my dash so i just wanted to check in and hope you’re doing all right pal 👍
also, since you seemed to have missed april fools…
boop >:)
awwww that's sweet! thanks a lot, spoonhead, that is very kind of you!
yeah I'm fine, thank you! I'm still drawing just haven't been drawing digitally for a bit.
I'm currently stuck studying for finals n stuff so I don't have as much motivation to get out my tablet to digitalize some sketches. :,]
I might post some normal sketches who knows.
I've been April Fooled by a giant cat paw wth /lh
I hope you're doing alright as well!! have a nice day, dude! :]
3 notes
·
View notes
7
freu mich für dich bro!
wir wissen jz aber beide was mit meinem Bio-Lehrer passiert.
Ich hab so ne banger Bio.Klausur geschrieben
wenn das schon wieder 7 Punkte wird raste ich komplett aus.
Ja digga der Homo Habilis hatte n verficktes Fliehendes Kinn. ja Beuteltiere existieren so nur in Australien aufgrund geographischer Isolation. ja ich weiß, dass der scheiss Kontinent Pangäa heißt hdm. Ich schwöre es wenn dieser Mann sich das alles durchliest und trotzdem nur 7 Punkte (oder weniger, so wie ich den kenne) gibt schiebe ich ihm sein Homo Erectus Schädel-Replika in den Arsch
8 notes
·
View notes
May, may I.. humbly request.. a Wolf x Mako hypo dragonet..? 🥺 /Silly
YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN!
her name is Harp, like the seal! :)
my beautiful infant daughter who can kill me with a neurotoxin
also bonus Fennec and Haunted kid
264 notes
·
View notes
*timeline restored*
31K notes
·
View notes