Cats is an allegory for applying to college, Old Deuteronomy is the college admissions counselor and the Heavyside Layer is just really selective
Their songs are their common app essays
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“A man who’s not heard of a Jellicle cat”
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another comic about cats, and also how my coworkers now know me as that manager who likes cats too much
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So my friend watched Cats 2019 while highly inebriated and the next day I asked her to recall what their names were. I can’t BREATH.
Rum Tum Tugger: Room Tim Tucker
Skimbleshanks: Skibblesteaks
Old Deuteronomy: Elendooota
Mister Mistoffelees: Magical Mr. Mogaclees
Mungojerry and Rumpleteazer: Margot and Derby
Gus: Sad Old Grandpa Cat
Bombalurina: Pentunia
Jenny Anydots: Pamela (???)
Grizabella: Magpie
Macavity: “Mystocles...Marvin...Moracles”
Bustopher Jones: Mcporker
And last but not least...
Victoria: Victoria
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Cats but They’re Sims Now
I have spent hours creating something most people would find horrific to look at but that I am extremely proud of based on the 1998 musical and now I know exactlly how the creators of Cats (2019) must feel.
DOWN TO THEIR PERSONALITIES AND VOICES I MADE IT AS ACCURATE AS POSSIBLE.
THEY LIVE IN A JUNKYARD SO I JUST GAVE THEM.... walls!?! And like four toilets!?!
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when the train is ready to leave but the tap dancing cat hasn’t yet arrived
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I mean, agree to disagree.
Adulthood reinforces the harsh reality of how important cartwheels aren’t.
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Hey! I wanna talk about Cats so here are some cats related asks you can ask me or to reblog so others can ask you!
💗 - Favorite song?
💕 - Favorite chorus cat / background cat?
💓 - Favorite of the kittens?
💞 - Favorite character overall?
💘 - Costume, Design and Make-Up of one or more of the cats that stands out the most to you?
💝 - How long have you been watching / liked cats? (and your journey with it!)
💖 - Favorite adaptation? (1998, 2016, 2019-- etc)
❣️ - Any personal theories?
❤️ - Relationship headcanons? (both romantic and platonic)
💔 - Feelings on the 2019 film?
🧡 - Best choreography?
💛 - Any background interactions you love?
💚 - Have you noticed anything during a watch of any adaptation that others might not have?
💙 - Do you think you'll ever fall out of liking the musical?
💜 - Memory or Gus The Theatre Cat?
🖤 - Any cat you don't like at all?
That's all I could come up with for now but please ask stuff!
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