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It’s starting. I’m just shy of seven hours into Hotel Dusk and I just caught myself doing Rosa’s thinking sprite.

#hotel dusk: room 215 #hotel dusk #Rosa fox #like I do this #always have #pick up mannerisms from the games I play #first time I played hotel dusk it took years for me to stop flicking my head like Iris does #but so far I’ve only picked up Rosa’s #queue takumi defense squad

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Icon dump! Please feel free to use, but like or reblog if you do!

Gradient borders by @kittydoesstuff

#icon dump #Ashley Mizuki robins #dahlia Hawthorne #Melissa Woodward #Mika Evans #Iris hotel dusk #Justine Courtney #Calisto yew #lynne ghost trick #Susato Mikotoba #Trucy wright

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let's hear the applause

come on, show me how much better you are

so you deserve some applause

'cause you're so much better

(better than revenge (taylor's version), taylor swift)

#professor layton and the azran legacy #al spoilers #pl6 spoilers #professor layton #emmy altava #leon bronev #desmond sycamore #descole #look what i made #another layton/TS crossover no one asked for #but also i would like to officially thank taylor for changing that line #i could not have made this gifset if it randomly had slut shaming in it #queue takumi defense squad

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Why does the Spirit of Justice prologue introduce Khura’in as a country of spirit mediums when it turns out that the only person who’s supposed to be able to channel spirits is the Queen?

#ace attorney: spirit of justice #Phoenix wright: spirit of justice #the Apollo Justice trilogy #(derogatory) #like the only people in the whole world who can channel spirits are the queen Maya and Pearl???? #but especially that they call is a country of spirit mediums?????? #bulLSHIT #queue takumi defense squad

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Have you ever had a "crush" on someone you were neither sexually attracted to, nor romantically or aesthetically attracted to, but you felt excited everytime you saw that person and kept thinking about them without knowing why and without desiring that person in any way?

Yes

No

#Undertale #papyrus #tumblr polls #since she doesn’t follow me here so I have nothing to lose by saying it #Elisabeth this is how I feel about you #I think you’re smart and cool and I want you to think I’m cool too

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This was one hell of a way to learn there’s another word for ‘chibi’.

#phoenix wright: ace attorney #godot aa #I was like ‘oh my god that’s super rude???’ #‘you can’t just say something like that about bother people art!’ #well I mean you can but you should save that for your discord server of your private friends #but nope apparently that’s an acceptable way to refer to chibi art #queue takumi defense squad

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Okay, I get that Europe actually got the sequel so I guess it’s only fair that now they get the name in the remake and everything but can we all just take a second to all agree that Trace Memory is a way cooler name than Another Code?

#trace memory #another code #another code recollection #like they actually got the sequel so they deserve to have it be their name #but Trace memory is just… so much cooler #so much more mysterious #so much more interesting #queue takumi defense squad

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Blond Sweetheart Tourney: Round 1, Poll 21

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Regina Berry

She’s a blonde who multiple characters comment on how cute and sweet she is.

She is overall one of the nicest blonde characters in the game, she deeply cares about her loved ones and is always trying to cheer them up when they're upset. When someone needs something, she always tries her best to help them with it, even if she isn't the brightest one of the bunch. She loves playing with others including animals, and enjoys planting a smile on people's faces.

Kaveh

His roomate tells us he got scammed into buying keychains because the seller claimed the profits would go towards children in need. He's an idealist, sometimes at great cost to his own wellbeing. When he won a contest with a large cash prize, he immediately donated it all because he didn't agree with the guy that was offering it, and felt like he shouldn't keep money if he wasn't going to do what the gifter would want, despite being in debt. He does something similar again when someone offers him a teaching position that would pay better than freelance commissions, but it turns out he would have to scam families and teach children improperly and lie about the 'ease' of architecture. He does actually end up taking the kids on, but after sending the guy that offered him the job to jail. He gives all his food to foxes in the desert. He does have a bit of a temper, and is a bit iffy about receiving direct kindness at times - related to him believing he was responsible for his father dying. He's so silly and his greatest embarrassment is that he lives with his roomate as if they don't fight in public so often npcs are literally sick of them. He'll still fret about the roomate being in danger. Naturally.

He has a little robot briefcase called "Mehrak" which is such a sweet name

#🎶 I did my best #but it wasn’t much 🎶 #congratulations to the other guy and rip in peace to Regina

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Me every time I’m playing a case from the Apollo Justice trilogy where you don’t play as Apollo

#apollo justice #the Apollo Justice trilogy #like ignoring the first one #I think he’s the playable character in like… three cases total? #and I’m just like #where is (Apollo) justice #🎶 I want to see my little boy 🎶 #queue takumi defense squad #Youtube

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#phoenix wright: ace attorney #turnabout goodbyes #Manfred von karma #I got TASED #I was like TEN WHEN I FIRST PLAYED THIS GAME #AND I GOT T A S E D

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Playing the part of Ghost Trick where you have to save the detective with the hat who crashes into the Kitchen Chicken be like

#ghost trick #ghost trick spoilers #it’s just like #how many different ways can I cause this man to crash into this restaurant #and how many times can I kill Lynne in the process #queue takumi defense squad #Instagram

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Omg she’s just like me fr

#another code #another code: recollection #Frannie Edwards #Daniel edwards #d another code #another code spoilers #sweet but with a sassy streak? check. #easy to laughter but also quick to tears? check. #lonely? oh god check I am so goddamn lonely all the goddamn time. #queue takumi defense squad

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Guess I’m hanging up another one.

#hotel dusk: room 215 #I know no one cares #since like no one follows me for hotel dusk content #but it was a big deal to me #meant a lot to me #I cannot express in words what this game means to me #and what it means to return to it and to find that it still holds up #it wasn’t like UF where I was blindsided by the sudden misogyny #I loved this game and I actuallly felt like it loved me back #that is HUGE #pls play hotel dusk it deserves so much more love

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My brother and I learned that Randall and Spiderman share a voice actor so naturally this was the first thing we had to do with the information.

#professor Layton and the miracle mask #pl5 spoilers #mm spoilers #Randall ascot #spiderman ps4 #Peter Parker #yuri lowenthal #queue takumi defense squad #he’s also Clive but we don’t have nearly as much fun mocking Clive as we do Randall

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Can’t tell if there’s been a glitch or my sleeping pills are kicking in and I’m seeing double.

#hotel dusk: room 215 #Kyle Hyde #it was a glitch #but I’m gonna blame the impaired brain because it was right after I fired up the game after getting my first game over #that way it’s not my fault that I’m a dumbass! #it’s the ambien!! #queue takumi defense squad

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Feeling like pure shit just want someone to scream with about how well Heel Turn 2 by The Mountain Goats fits Professor Sycamore and dissect every lyric with.

#professor layton and the azran legacy #desmond sycamore #pl6 spoilers #i mean it's not really a spoiler unless you know the song itself #but still to be on the safe side #the mountain goats #heel turn 2 #queue takumi defense squad #I have since found someone that I was able to do this with #and it was every bit as delightful as I had hoped #fluffbeevee if you’re reading this thank you #that made my entire week

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Blond Sweetheart Tourney: Round 1, Poll 21

Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Regina Berry

She’s a blonde who multiple characters comment on how cute and sweet she is.

She is overall one of the nicest blonde characters in the game, she deeply cares about her loved ones and is always trying to cheer them up when they're upset. When someone needs something, she always tries her best to help them with it, even if she isn't the brightest one of the bunch. She loves playing with others including animals, and enjoys planting a smile on people's faces.

Kaveh

His roomate tells us he got scammed into buying keychains because the seller claimed the profits would go towards children in need. He's an idealist, sometimes at great cost to his own wellbeing. When he won a contest with a large cash prize, he immediately donated it all because he didn't agree with the guy that was offering it, and felt like he shouldn't keep money if he wasn't going to do what the gifter would want, despite being in debt. He does something similar again when someone offers him a teaching position that would pay better than freelance commissions, but it turns out he would have to scam families and teach children improperly and lie about the 'ease' of architecture. He does actually end up taking the kids on, but after sending the guy that offered him the job to jail. He gives all his food to foxes in the desert. He does have a bit of a temper, and is a bit iffy about receiving direct kindness at times - related to him believing he was responsible for his father dying. He's so silly and his greatest embarrassment is that he lives with his roomate as if they don't fight in public so often npcs are literally sick of them. He'll still fret about the roomate being in danger. Naturally.

He has a little robot briefcase called "Mehrak" which is such a sweet name

#fly my pretties! #fly and vote for Regina!