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Or he could be Wybie

dungeon lord who makes your dream come true

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I have been listening to the songs in the Rapunzel series and I had an idea(like I always do)

I don't know if this has already been done but I feel like the song Crossing the Line fits Zagreus so much. He'd be Cas and Meg/Than would be Raps.

I don't care how cringe it is I will find an animatic for this or so help me Zeus the world will pay for it.

#zagreus #hades game #zagreus hades #hades zagreus #thanatos #hades thanatos #thanatos hades #hades megaera #megaera hades #megaera #rapunzel #rapunzel series #song claim

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When it comes to Labru, the fandom just assumes Laios would be the top.

Which I feel is because he's tall and blocky(in the best and most beautiful way of course)

But him as a person..... Sorry, I can't see a dominant bone in his body. Unless scaring away animals by acting cracked out is something you want him to channel in the bedroom. (That was wild but I need you to see the vision)

This adorable man is a sub of all subs. And he is getting topped by Kabru.

Thank you for your time.

Edit: it would seem that people think that I believe that topping and domming are the same thing I am well aware that they aren't.

I typed this on a random Sunday afternoon(I believe) and didn't put much thought into my wording because I genuinely believed that only I would really see this. I meant domming guys! I meant domming.

#laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #dunmeshi laios #kabru #kabru of utaya #kabru dungeon meshi #kabru dunmeshi #labru #you all know i'm right

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I👏🏾NEED👏🏾MORE👏🏾LAIOS X SENSHI👏🏾CONTENT!!!!

It's not fair😫😫

They'd be so perfect bro. The autism duo who understand each other. Out of everyone who Laios is shipped with he's the only one that has never looked at him like he was subhuman! (I love the cast but they be making my boy feel lonely sometimes) the only thing close to that that Senshi does is give him the fluoride stare but that's just how he is most of the time so it isn't personal. (I'm looking at you chilchuck with your 16,000 stank faces)

And you can't even deny, out of all of the possible combinations, Senshi is the only one with a 0% chance of saying a single ableist thing to Laios. Partly because he knows the struggle but also because he doesn't operate on society's expectation of normalcy. He doesn't feel like how people talk, walk, and/or act should be dictated by the norms other individuals set and thinks it's foolish to think of people as inhuman simply for something like a difference in behavior.

NOW ONTO THE SHIT THAT MAKES THEM ALIKE IN WAYS I EAT FOR BREAKFAST.

Laios as well as senshi confirmed geek over the monsters and the different ways to prepare them. So if Senshi ever wanted to initiate anything romantic-like he'd woo Laios with that good monster food. But realistically if they ever had crushes on each other neither would really know because they themself's wouldn't even really sus it out.

So Chilchuck would be in the room looking at them and with his 75 years of experience(joke) he'd say some shit like: kiss already😑 while lazily and haphazardly sharpening one of his lil daggers. And then once it clicked it would be "mind activation" for both of them. Then they'd start the awkward mating ritual. This of course being painful to look at for Marcille, runs away everytime she even thinks they're going to interact.

Said mating ritual involves: talking about anything that comes to either of their mind with each other until they're throats get so dry they can't physically speak anymore(I got autism and I'm very comfortable with one my friends so this actually happened)

Doing the complete opposite and being able to sit in complete and utter silence while still looking like they're communicating (they on that telepathy shit)

Understanding immediately when one or the other isn't up for something or if they don't feel like talking to the others but don't know how to voice it.

Imagine other people in the dungeon look at the two and think they're acquaintances because of how nonchalant they talk to each other only for one of them to do some the most romantic shit out of nowhere then go back to being chill.

The looks of bewilderment would be insane.

(Genuinely I don't think I'm that good of voicing my opinion of characters and ships so if you can help me reword parts that feel weird to you feel free to comment because I wrote this while having a random spark of inspiration at the dead of night.)

#senshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laios x senshi #senshi x laios #cute shit #cute ship #neurodivergent #nonsensical ramblings #i ship them #shipping #defending this with my whole life #make a fanfic please #chilchuck #chilchuk tims #chilchuk dungeon meshi #marcille dunmeshi #marcille dungeon meshi #marcille donato #fic ideas #i'm begging

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I just listened to the Matilda soundtrack for the 84th time and I came up with an idea. And of course it's related to TF2.

The song "My House" but it's scout singing about how he feels at home at base even if the space he's living in isn't really ideal. And spy secretly listening only to blow his own cover by singing the dad's parts.

The song just reminded me of them SO much.

#scout tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 spy #matilda movie #matilda musical #fic idea?

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I'm seeing a severe lack of bottom Clark Kent on the Superbat tag and I need this to be rectified.

There will be hell to pay if I don't see that buff bottom of a man being utterly destroyed in my mind while reading the most diabolical smut scene ever depicted.

HELL.

TO.

PAY.

#ao3 fanfic #fic ideas #i'm begging #hands and knees #superbat #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne

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I just read King's Maker(only the season 1) and it's fucking amazing. From the story that is trying to be told, to the plot, to the art, to each character, and to the ending!!!!

But what truly made the experience that great for me is the fact that I listened to the Matilda movie soundtrack while reading. The songs fit the story so good. Specifically, "Naughty", "School Song", " The Hammer", "The Chokey Chant", " When I Grow Up", "My House", "Revolting Children", and " Holding my Hand".

Like, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY CRIED BECAUSE OF THE STORY BUT THE SOUNDTRACK ALONG SIDE IT MADE ME CRY SO MANY TIMES!!!! AND THE ORDER IN WHICH THE SONGS PLAYED(plus a little bit of my own tampering) FIT EACH AND EVERY SCENE!!!!!

I am so looking forward to season 2 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

#anime and manga #manga #bl #boy's love #king's maker #kings maker #matilda movie #matilda movie soundtrack #soundtrack

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Tf2 fic idea: after scout basically comes back to life he's the same as he ever was. Except something seems... Wrong.

Sometimes you could swear he's glowing out of the corner of your eye. You could just chalk that up to him being happy or excited.

But when you pay extra close attention you could swear that when he walks or just moves in general the edges of his space lag. Like his presence is causing the space around him to warp.

Basically, the guy becomes a damn Seraphim! (Angel)

#scout tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 fanfic idea #tf2 fanfiction #fic ideas #i thought it was cool #i wanted to share #angel scout #angel scout tf2

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I'm watching heartbreak high and I just don't see how anyone can like Harper?? (I'm only on episode 4 or 5, the show is amazing but it's fucking whirlwind)

Granted I can tell some crazy shit happened to her and I'm already slightly spoiled to what it might be but I don't think that's an excuse for anything she does in the show for what I've seen.

She comes back to school after ghosting her friend, of which she's been friends with for at least a decade, and is completely unresponsive to her. (To a degree she must blame her for what happened but that blame must be not that much since she's so desperate to talk with her in the episodes after 1.)

Then proceeds to break Amerie's nose, or at the very least injure it, in front of everyone.

Amerie then tries to find a way to talk to her a a party. When she asks what happened all Harper can do instead of actually explaining is get defensive and cal her stuff.(If you don't feel like talking about something traumatic I'm not saying you have to but if you're going to hold it over someone's head because you believe it to be their fault you could at least give them the gyst of they seem keen on trying to fix it.)

And that's not even mentioning that Amerie didn't even think of snitching on her for participating in the whole thing that kicked this off. She really could have after the punch to the face. Because it is entirely unfair that she receives the brunt of the blame for something and the person that she did it with contributes to her alienation.

Then Harper fucks Amerie's crush. Which Amerie has no claim to the guy but Harper knew she had been crushing on him forever. Harper claims it just happened but I don't believe that for what happens next.

She then takes advantage of Malakai, Amerie's boyfriend, while he's under the influence and had just been freshly assaulted by the police. (With the help of Dusty, Amerie's crush, so he's disgusting too.) And the show doesn't specifically say it but I have every reason to believe she was at some level sober when she initiated the act. Which for obvious reasons is just fucking awful but also she slept with another person who held great value to Amerie. Even if she isn't conscious to it, she hast be unconsciously taking revenge on her. Her excuse for this was something along the lines of "I just wanted to help him🥺" or some shit. Which to quote Sarah (a girl in the show) "you just wanted to get your dick wet".

She then has the audacity to mad at her friend for not supporting her horrible behavior.

I've seen people try to excuse everything she's done (and will probably continue to do) all because she has trauma. Which I'm sorry but I have CRAZY amount of trauma and traumatic memories but I don't go around doing shit like this.

JUSTICE FOR AMERIE! SHE IS MY FAV BBG OTHER THAN DARRON AND QUINNI!! THEY ARE THE BEST TRIO AND I HOPE THEY LIVE BEAUTIFUL LIVES. (ALSO CA$H)

#heartbreak high #amerie #harper #heartbreak high harper #heartbreak high amerie #amerie heartbreak high #harper heartbreak high #Darron heartbreak high #heartbreak high darron #quinni heartbreak high #heartbreal high quinni #malakai heartbreak high #heartbreak high malakai #dustin heartbreak high #heartbreak high dustin #sarah heartbreak high #heartbreak high sarah #ca$h piggott

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I made scout on picrew!

Try out Bright's Picrew Hell!

#picrew #scout tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 #not my art #not my character

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Just watched a review of the Hello Neighbor cartoon. It was Pastra and Th3 Badd3st. BRO I LOVE THIS THING!!!

BIGGEST KINNIE: NICKY!!

Seriously I'm going to devote so much of my brain capacity to this it's unreal.

I don't care if you personally don't like or hate it this post isn't for you than. SCROLL. Because I'm not going to debate someone about my personal likes. You can't debate me out of liking a show.

I'm probably hella late. Like I usually am.

#hello neighbor welcome to raven brooks #hello neighbor #hello neighbor nicky #hello neighbor trinity #hello neighbor maritza #hello neighbor enzo #hello neighbor ivan

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Made a crossover of tf2 and hazbin for scout!

I was in a hurry but I had an idea and I ran with it!

#scout tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 fanart #tf2 #hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #angel dust

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I like this

I have read a lot of creepy Gotham fanfiction but I have not seen any weird and uncanny Metropolis headcanon so I'm gonna make some (probably will write a fanfiction in far future too lol)

Just gonna call it Uncannolis for now!

The biggest thing to talk about is the 'neighbor', the most inhumane side of the city because I want Superman to have friends or something like that, thank you very much.

Anyways, they have always enjoyed staying away from government as best as they could. Now, when thinking of a place full of 'neighbor' and weird creepy creatures, the first thing everyone thinks of will definitely be Gotham. Duh, even their hero is seen as the epitome of fear and revenge? What could be a better place for those 'neighbor'.

Ironically, Gotham is the place filled with less 'neighbor' the most.

The true capital? Uncannolis.

Most people take a first glance at Uncannolis and they're like yeah this is a normal city. But the more they pay attention to it, the more freaked out they feel.

The too-perfectly-bright sunny day, the fresh trees that never wilt, the cheerfulness in people... all of those seems too perfect, too good to be true.

As you go deeper into this place, the uncanny and slightly magical side in Uncannypolis starts unraveling. The soft humming in a gentle breeze. The pitch black shadow next to the golden sunlight. The cat that always manages to climb up the tree even when the houses are all closed. The laughter ringing in the air. 1The people moving along with the sun and the wind because they all know that as long as they don't make a big thing over 'them', nothing wrong will happen. It never gets a chance to happen.

The brighter the light is, the darker the shadow grows

Moving on, the whole world gets another shock when they realize that the civilian is impossibly chill about Superman. Too accepting? What the hell Metropolos? An overpowered man pops up one day and decides that he will save people? And you guys all go like ok cool! You are one of us now! : D!

Superman loves his city so much. And they love him back too. An alien is a nice addition to the collection of 'neighbor' after all!

Batman never wants to go to Uncannolis. The vibe is completely different from Gotham in more than one way and he is, uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable. He will rather go kick Joker ass, thank you.

Even the League of Assassin knows that Uncannolis is something not to play with. They never stay too long there, only to finish some mission and quickly return.

The 'eyes' don't like unwelcomed guests on their land after all.

#uncannolis #metropolis #weird metropolis #onlyinmetropolis!AU #headcanon #DC #superman #batman #Batman takes a look at Uncannolis and goes nope. never #Hidden Terror

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Sorry but this is postponed for further notice. Some crazy stuff happened and I am on no mind space to continue it for now

I'm making a scout fic inspired by ado's cover of aishite. So if you want to read it just look for PurgeMeDarlin' on Ao3 because it will probably be posted within the week since I've never felt this motivated in this month.

#ao3 fanfic #postponed

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Don't you just hate it when you find a non sexual meaning to something sexual and people automatically label you has "innocent" or act as if you don't get the joke when you do.

Don't you hate it when people then use that as way to act as you are some sort of ignorant petulant child.

Don't you hate when your genuinely just trying to add to something in whatever way and you are automatically dogged on for having a different opinion sparked by different experiences of which everyone has.

Don't you hate it when-

#don't you hate it when... #pet peeves #things that annoy me #things that actually happened #i hate it here #i hate it all #i hate this #i hate everything #don't you just want to go apeshit #don't you just want to violate the genneva convention #don't you just want to commit war crimes #rage post #rant post #angry post #so angry #so angry I'm crying #i'm crying #I'm crying from anger

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I'm making a scout fic inspired by ado's cover of aishite. So if you want to read it just look for PurgeMeDarlin' on Ao3 because it will probably be posted within the week since I've never felt this motivated in this month.

#tf2 scout #i don't know which ship i want to include #mediscout #blunt trauma #speeding bullet #??? #we'll cross that road when we get to it i guess #ao3 fanfic

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I feel like there isn't enough Phoenix x Omen fanfics for valorant. The sun/moon dynamic goes hard for those two.

You know how in Ava's demon the elements of the demons dictate the alignment of the main characters and how fire and death were peas in a pod?? That but with them!!!

Then there's beauty and the beast as a dynamic. (Since a lot of omen angst is omen viewing himself as a monster)

I can also picture a Rapunzel and Cassandra thing with them. (In the series Rapunzel gets sun powers often referred to as flames, and Cassandra has moon powers that symbolize being Rapunzel's shadow.)

Honestly so much that can be done with these two??

#valorant #phoenix valorant #omen valorant #phoenix x omen #pleasseeee #at least more than 10 fanfics #i'm begging