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Tara: It's summer. I trust you to behave while I'm away. Here, I have left notes for each of you with instructions.

Darcy: I think you made a mistake mine just say ‘Darcy, no’.

Tara: That was not a mistake. You can apply that to any situation.

#source: twitter #osemanverse #alice oseman #heartstopper #incorrect quotes #incorrect osemanverse #darcy olsson #Dara #Tara Jones

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I... I dont have a banjo emoji, just pretend I put one?

imaginary banjos are just as good as real ones! i decided to put my collaborative playlist on shuffle (me and 3 of my best friends), so fair warning not all of these are mine. 

1. Sweet Creature by Harry Styles

2. Fool’s Gold by 1D (you might be sensing a pattern in our music taste)

3. Heather by Conan Gray 

4. 7 Summers by Morgan Wallen (this one was the only one of mine to play)

5. Peppermint Smiles by tiffi

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🪕!

ok so you sent this and im listening to Roses by Outkast so that’s no. 1 (absolute classic and the person i like really likes andre 3000 so thats information you dont really need,,, but imma keep it). i put my country music on shuffle after roses and the verdict is:

2. The Bones by Maren Morris

3. Little Rain by Morgan Wallen (his whole discography is impeccable too)

4. Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus (before he was the beloved father to hannah montana we all know and love he was releasing bop after bop and this is one of em)

5. Got What I Got by Jason Aldean

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💕🪕💕

lets goooo someone actually wanted some of my songs. thank you. ok,, i put my liked songs on shuffle and these are the ones to play. lately ive only been listening to country so it was a whirlwind when i heard these

1. Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones

2. Velvet Goldmine by the late great David Bowie

3. They dont know About Us by 1D

4. She’s Crafty by Beastie Boys (so good beastie boys are the best)

5. Talk Too Much by Coin

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send me a 🪕(banjo bc theyre better than guitars) and ill put my playlist on shuffle and give five songs

#not incorrect quotes #sorry #been unmotivated as of late #please forgive me #kinda bored and thot this would be fun

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Darcy: I’m not gay, but you look hot today.

Tara: We’re girlfriends, Darcy.

#incorrect quotes #alice oseman #osemanverse #source: twitter #darcy olsson #tara jones #dara #heartstopper

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Tara, on the phone: Where are you guys?

Darcy: Me and Nick are behind the McDonald’s with the weird red stain on the sidewalk in front of it. We heard these two guys talking shit so we went over to them and low-key had a knife fight but instead of knives it was sporks. Don’t worry, we beat their asses to the ground.

Tara:

Darcy: But we had to call Nick’s mom because we were lost and couldn’t find you and no cap, we were low-key crying because we missed you guys.

Tara: Why am I dating you?

#submitted by flippytin #alice oseman #osemanverse #source: unknown #heartstopper #tara jones #darcy olsson #submission #also sorry ive been dead on here for a lil bit #school just started and im s t r e s s e d

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Elle: Tao and I are dating

Charlie, Tara, Nick, Darcy, and Tao: *gasp*

Elle: Tao please

Tao: Sorry, I’m still surprised

#alice oseman #osemanverse #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #heartstopper #elle argent #Tao Xu #charlie spring #tara jones #nick nelson #darcy olsson

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Charlie: Short tops are valid. Also cute.

Nick, super proud of himself for knowing what a crop top is: I think they're called crop tops, but I may be wrong.

#incorrect quotes #alice oseman #osemanverse #source: ??? #charlie spring #nick nelson #heartstopper #narlie

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Michael: Hey do you want to - stop screaming, its just me - do you want to watch Shrek with me?

Tori: I’M IN THE SHOWER.

Michael: Ok well when you’re done do you want to watch Shrek with me?

#alice oseman #osemanverse #source: twitter #incorrect quotes #Michael Holden #tori spring #solitaire

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Darcy: “sleepy” is so much cuter than “tired”. Everyone should stop saying “tired” and start saying “sleepy” right now

Tara: I’m so sleepy of your bullshit

#incorrect quotes #alice oseman #osemanverse #source: not sure #darcy olsson #tara jones #dara #heartstopper

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If you get this and would like - answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog!

Oooo fun. I’m not a very interesting person, so this might be a little boring 😳

Okay, so fact number 1: My music taste is really sporadic and i always feel bad when people give me the aux 😳😔

No. 2: I LOVE hockey. It’s my favorite sport, although I do like others. I cANt wait for playoffs to start. Let’s go Pens, Canes, and Leafs!!

Threeee: I don’t have a favorite movie of all time but my top five are - Stand By Me, Dirty Dancing, Shawshank Redemption, Willy Wonka (1973 version ofc), and Julie and Julia.

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Lister: It’s really muggy out.

Rowan: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front law, I'm going to kill you.

Lister: *sips coffee from a bowl*

#alice oseman #osemanverse #incorrect quotes #source: ??? #iwbft #lister bird #rowan omondi

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🧡!!! Idk why but for some reason I wasnt following you?? Like I followed you before, but I guess there was a bug?? But now I'm back!!! (Also 🖤 please vibe check me if your feeling up for it)

🧡I shuffled my ‘Bitchin’ playlist, and the song that came on was ‘Doin Time’ by Sublime. My music taste is all over I'm sorry if you guys wanted a specific genre 😔.

🖤You're vibe is this one candy store that used to be in our mall before it closed. It was so colorful and chaotic. You got a rush just walking in there and getting to choose from hundreds of types of candy. 

I’m so glad you're back!! Tumblr has been acting up for me lately, I hope everything gets sorted out.

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@kindaorangey really out here calling me out like this 😳🤚.

🤍 tell me your celeb crush and i’ll rate them :))

🤍So, yeah it’s the other way around, but I want to see what someone else thinks of my celebrity crush(es): Lachlan Watson and Rudy Pankow :)

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🤍 tell me your celeb crush and i’ll rate them :))

🤍So, yeah it’s the other way around, but I want to see what someone else thinks of my celebrity crush(es): Lachlan Watson and Rudy Pankow :)

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oh wait is 🤍 for me to tell YOU my celeb crush and YOU'LL rate them??? uhh if its that way round my celeb crush is john boyega

🤍It is lol. Okay, so I'd never heard of this man until now (don't come for me I don't watch Star Wars) and let me tell you when his picture popped up, I was IMPRESSED. Aside from him being fine as hell, he’s and activist and is heavily invested in the BLM movement - WHICH WE LOVE TO SEE. His one downfall, for me, is his height (5′9″). That’s a little short for me, but doesn't matter too much, so I'm rating him 9.5/10