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Incorrect Quotes • A. Petropolus, Y/N

Warnings: Cursing, ABSOLUTE CHAOS BRUH, fluffy relationship, loving ajax, a small little few mentions of sex

Violets notes: I love Ajax so much its not even fair please <33 enjoyy!

Requests are open <3

Ajax, admiring a sleeping Y/N: You’re so cute. Y/N, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Ajax, lovingly: I know.

Ajax: Wow, Y/N, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Y/N: We literally slept together yesterday. Ajax: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Ajax: That was a joke. Say ha. Y/N: Ha. Ajax: Now do it again. Y/N: Ha. Ajax: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

Y/N: We're going mattress shopping. Ajax: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in. Y/N: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline. Ajax: Y/N: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.

Y/N, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Ajax: Blue flavor! Y/N: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Ajax: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Y/N: Blue is not a flavor! Ajax: BLUE FLAVOR!

Ajax: I can't believe you've done this..... Y/N: I'm sorry I didn't know-! Ajax, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Computer: Please enter a password. Ajax: *Types in Y/N* Computer: Your password is too weak. Ajax: You wanna saY THAT AGAIN-

Ajax: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Y/N: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Ajax: Yes. Y/N: I'd sleep.

Ajax: So you like cats? Y/N: Yeah. Ajax: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Y/N: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things. Ajax: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

#wednesday #netflix #x reader #Sfw #Nsfw #Ajax #ajax x you #ajax angst #ajax x reader #ajax petropolus #wednesday addams #wednesday adams x reader #wednesday incorrect quotes #enid sinclair #tyler galpin #xavier thorpe #Rowan #bianca barclay

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Incorrect Quotes • X. Thorpe, Y/N

Warnings: Mostly fluff, some suggestive comments, mentions of violence, little bit of swearing

Violets notes: I'm so in love with him omfggg also I'm working on requests right now so those will be out soon <3

Requests are open !

Xavier: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Y/N: Peonies, why? Xavier: Y/N: Were you going to get me flowers? Xavier: Y/N: Xavier: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Xavier: You look good in that hoodie. Y/N: You know where else I'd look good? Xavier, zero hesitation: My bed. Y/N, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

Xavier: I fell— Y/N: From heaven? Xavier: No, I literally fell— Y/N: In love with me the moment you saw me? Xavier: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Y/N: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Xavier: Are you a cuddler? Y/N: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Xavier: Y/N: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Y/N: Are you trying to seduce me? Xavier: Why, are you seducible?

Y/N: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Xavier: ICARUS?

Y/N: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi?? Xavier: So fuck oxygen, I guess.

Y/N: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.

Xavier: Where did you get that tomato soup? Y/N: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Xavier, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Y/N: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

#Xavier Thorpe #xavier thorpe x reader #Xavier Thorpe prompts #Prompts #wednesday

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Xavier Thorpe prompts 🖌

Here are some prompts for if you'd like to request a Xavier fic but need some ideas on what to request <3

(Nsfw prompts under cut)

SFW

Y/N has a bunch of cute figurines/plushies they treat like it's their child. Xavier absolutely loves the act.

Xavier giving Y/N a surprise gift on a random day because Xavier felt like it.

Xavier taking care of Y/N when they're not feeling well.

Y/N and Xavier, on on the balcony of Ophelia hall on a rainy night, nose-to-nose, smiling and just telling each other warm-hearted compliments and sweet nothings as they view the stars above.

Y/N wearing Xavier's clothes. Their clothes are too big for them though, but Xavier insists seeing Y/N wear that for the rest of the day because they thought they looked cute.

Y/N and Xavier go to a field of flowers to take photos but end up laying in the field together and picking beautiful flowers for each other.

One day, Y/N receives an envelope, the labeling on which indicates that it contains highly-sensitive information for their eyes only. Y/N opens the envelope, and inside is a short, affectionate, handwritten love letter from Xavier.

Y/N sitting cross-legged on the couch with a pile of bows and hair ties in their lap, messing with Xavier’s hair, while Xavier is sitting on the floor, laughing at Y/N’s antics.

Y/N finds one of those foam noodle things you play with in the pool while shopping with Xavier, and Y/N challenges Xavier to a noodle duel.

Xavier and Y/N bake cookies together

NSFW

Y/N has never really enjoyed oral. At least, not until Xavier went down on them for the first time.

Xavier and Y/N disheveled and blissed out after a lovemaking session together. Fluffy pillow talk <3

Xavier and Y/N are taking a bath together. Everything is nice till Xavier starts to get handsy

Xavier and Y/N having deep, passionate sex, with Xavier holding Y/N's arms above their head, and whispering dirty things into their ear while thrusting hard into them

Xavier: You’re so cute, begging like anything could get you out of this.

Xavier has an oral fixation, and decides to put it to use by worshipping Y/N's body with their mouth, teeth and tongue.

Y/N is shy and keeps quiet, making Xavier go rougher to hear them moan

Y/N moans way too loud and Xavier has to cover their mouth

Gentle slow sex. Xavier is taking Y/N's virginity and wants them to feel amazing. (Lowkey praise kink)

Both Xavier and Y/N try a new kink. However, things get too intense for Y/N to handle and Xavier drops everything to spend the rest of the night cuddling and comforting Y/N

#Xavier Thorpe #xavier thorpe x reader #Xavier Thorpe prompts #Prompts #wednesday

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Hello Darling, Welcome to my blog

╔═══ -ˋˏ *.·:·.⟐.·:·.* ˎˊ- ═══╗

she was like the moon

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(((*⌒―⌒*)'･:*☆:.

〚◠〛Wednesday blog!

〚◠〛Sfw and Nsfw!

〚◠〛I write hcs, short oneshots, and incorrect quotes..sometimes series if i have motivation

〚◠〛Requests are always open <3

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【♡】 My name is Violet, feel free to call me whatever you'd like though

【♡】 19

【♡】 Bisexual

【♡】 Hispanic

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Characters I write for <3 (bolded means favorites)

〔🌠〕 Ajax Petropolus

Romantic and platonic

〔🌠〕 Wednesday Addams

Platonic and romantic

〔🌠〕 Enid Sinclair

Romantic and platonic

〔🌠〕 Tyler Galpin

Romantic and platonic

〔🌠〕 Xavier Thorpe

Romantic and platonic

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Part of her was always hidden away

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See you soon, Darling

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#wednesday #Ajax #ajax angst #ajax x reader #ajax petropolus #wednesday addams #wednesday adams x reader #enid sinclair #tyler galpin

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Slowly becoming my fav writing acc I SWEARRR

Prompts and quotes, Robin edition <3

Hey! So this is another list of prompts and quotes for people who might want to request! Just pick something from the list and send it in

Some of these might be a little ooc for the aww factor <333

WIPS! (In order of when they'll be out)

Robin x gn!reader incorrect quotes

Finney x gn!reader

Finney x m!reader

Robin lightly kissing Y/N on top of a freshly formed bruise.

Robin catches artist!Y/N sketching him during class

Robin watches as Y/N traces one of his scars from an old fight with their finger, asking Robin about it.

Robin wandering barefoot, sleepy, into Y/N's bed

Y/N and Robin cooking something together.

Y/N is suffering in the summer heat, and Robin is left desperately trying to cool them down.

Robin absolutely loves the taste of the chap stick/lip balm Y/N uses, so he keeps stealing kisses from Y/N.

Robin is on a field trip to the museum, but doesn't really want to be there. He's staring at an exhibit, bored out of his mind, when Y/N walks up to him and starts talking about it excitedly. Robin is so enraptured by Y/N's excitement, he ends up following Y/N around the rest of the trip.

Y/N falling asleep in Robin's lap. Robin holds Y/N close and doesn't move from his spot for hours.

Robin and Y/N meet for the first time on Valentine's Day

Y/N giving Robin a back massage when he flops on the couch or bed

Finney finds Robin and Y/N slow dancing with no music, arms wrapped tightly around each other, breaths mingling.

Robin finds Y/N being chased by bullies

Robin and Y/N at a theme park or carnival, and walking towards one of the many games to win a large stuffed animal. Robin is sure that he can win the game, but after many attempts (and a lot of cash down the drain) Robin gives up. Y/N, however, tries and succeeds on their first go.

Robin using Y/N's lap as a pillow.

Y/N and Robin use a time machine to go to the future, and they meet a kid that immediately recognizes them as their parents. Cue the awkwardness

Robin hogs all the blankets and Y/N gets cold so they cling tightly to Robin for warmth.

Y/N mumbling Robin's name and reaching out for him.

Robin holding Y/N very close, close enough to smell their hair. He whispers into Y/N's ear: 'I don't like your new shampoo'

Robin helping Y/N put on or take off their shoes

#the black phone #the grabber #ethan hawke #albert shaw #finney blake #mason thames #robin arellano #vance hopper #bruce yamada #finney shaw #Incorrect black phone quotes #Incorrect black phone quote #the black phone (2022) #black phone #finneyblackphone #robin x reader #finney #robin arellano x reader #gwen blake #sages fic recs <3

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YOU DREW YOUR TEACHERS IN WHAT 💀✋

(My into,, after over 100 posts)

•hii! Im val :D im 19 and i lov soup

I WRITE FOR:

•hunter x hunter, stranger things (cast & characters), demon slayer, and chainsaw man.

•I also write for people with diff personalities. Like my last post was i think eddie and chrissy x morticia adams!reader

•if ur requesting smut, please tell me in graphic detail. I wanna know every single detail bc im a freak😩 likeeeee obsessed!reader and mean!eddie??!? Yes! Absolutely! But like, spitting in mouth?? Degrading??? (You also dont have to, im jus rlly desperate)

DNI LIST:

•Homophobes, racists, fat-shamers, pedophiles, rapists, pro-lifers, transphobes. I will add more when i think of it.

•Idc if you are a minor or not because i used to read the filthiest shit on wattpad and draw my teachers in BDSM gear at 12 sooo (sorry mrs addie)

IMPORTANT!:

•my works will always be in the ‘vals works🕸’ tag.

•i absolutely do not take billy requests. As a poc i find myself uncomfortable writing billy fics (but i wont shit on you for reading them, man is fine)

RULES:

please be kind! Im not the best at writing and i might take a while but im trying my very hardest

i am absolutely fine if you want to vent to me, just please do it in my dms. I do see it in my inbox but im afraid of people you wouldnt want to see it would see.

if i see anyone. And i mean ANYONE fat-shaming ANYBODY i will rock their shit. I took boxing classes in highschool, My fat babes are fine asfuck.

my requests are open! Please please give me a little crumb of anything i can work with it all

#everyone shut up val is talking <3 #sage's thoughts <3

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Yes. Yes please. Omfg.

Do y’all want like modern hcs and imagines cause I can do that 😍😍

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These are so adorable OMGOGMGOGMG

Prompts and quotes, Finney edition <3

Hey! So this is a list of prompts and quotes for people who might want to request! Just pick something from the list and send it in <3

My list for Robin will be out later <3

Y/N screaming and holding on to Finney as he kills something Y/N is scared of (a spider, a cockroach, whatever it may be).

Finney is taking a shower when Y/N walks in. Y/N pulls the shower curtain while Finney is in the shower  "Are we - stop screaming, it's just me - we out of Cheetos?"

Finney is reading a book/watching a show and is talking about how he ships two of the characters together because of [insert cute reason here], and then Y/N says 'that sounds like you and me right there'.

Y/N and Finney as small children (somewhere between four and six years old) running around and unintentionally destroying things all while playing tag and giggling.

Finney and Y/N were supposed to go out for a date but a snow storm hits and they get snowed in. Y/N is really sad about it so Finney builds them a blanket fort so they can spend the evening snuggling and watching movies together.

Finney and Y/N getting dressed for school in the morning, Y/N however is feeling a bit playful and decides to hold a piece of Finney's clothing hostage so Finney has to try and get it back

Finney taking care of Y/N when they're not feeling well

Finney helping Y/N dry and brush their hair after a shower.

Finney and Y/N sleeping together. Finney wakes up first and contemplates waking Y/N with a kiss.Finney leans in only to hesitate centimeters away out of embarrassment. Y/N opens their eyes and says, 'Well if you won't do it, I will.'

Y/N tilting Finney's chin up to get a better look at his face and the evidence of the fight. Y/N delicately thumbs away a streak of blood from Finney's mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a breif pause, Finney's heart skips a nervous beat as Y/N looks him dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense. Their anger barely restrained. "Who did this to you?"

Y/N and Finney making funny faces at each other and messing around from separate sides from the classroom

They meet when Finney sees Y/N walk into a street sign.

Finney giving Y/N a hand to help them up or step over something.

Finney hugging Y/N from behind.

Finney and Y/N sharing a milkshake on their first date

Finney and Y/N slow dance together

Y/N falls asleep in Finney's lap and Finney has a conversation with Gwen while stroking Y/N's hair as if they were a sleeping cat.

Y/N tossing snowballs at Finney's window, not knowing the window is open and has no screen.

Finney is trying to impress Y/N and ends up falling flat on his face. As Finney lays on the ground and slowly die from embarrassment, Y/N has a mind blowing realization that they actually really like Finney and when they help Finney up off the ground, they pull him into a kiss.

Finney: "your skin is so soft..."

#sages fic recs <3 #finney blake #the black phone #the grabber #ethan hawke #albert shaw #mason thames #vance hopper #robin arellano #bruce yamada #finney shaw #the black phone (2022) #black phone #finney #finney x reader #finneyblackphone

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Im not in love you are-

FINNEY BLAKE / MASON THAMES ICONS

like/reblog if you saved

mason thames in the black phone

watch the black phone <3

#sage's thoughts <3 #mason thames #finney blake

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YESSS TELL YOUR FRIENDS I SAID HIII ESPECIALLY ICE CREAM

Me until you find a way to watch the black phone <333

Mwah mwah

Also fuck streaming services

IM ACTUALLY PLANNING ON WATCHING IT TODAY WITH MY FRIENDS!! THEIR NAMES ARE COUCH, ICECREAM AND DEPRESSION IM WATCHING IT I PROMIS

#everyone shut up val is talking <3

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I wanna see mitski in concert SOOOO BADDDD

and there's one a few days before my bday

BUT I CANT GO BC ITS IN A DIFFERENT STATE AND IM LIKE SO SAD UGHHH

#mitski #sage's thoughts <3

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this is gonna give me an entire heart attack DAMN <33

I can't find my fucking hellfire shirt kill me.

Anyways sage x Trevor >>>>

HEHEHEHNEJSJSJKEKEJD 😭

He lovs to kiss you. Like hes obsessed with everything about you, but your lips are something so special to him. He will spend hours just looking or tracing every detail with his fingers and ur just like “if you love my lips so much kiss meee :(“

driving to the middle of nowhere just to have a cliché picnic, feeding eachother foods and enjoying alone time

the first time he sees you he almost drops to his knees bc goddamn!! Mans is hooked. Love at first sight typa beat

for a while he would put little notes into your bag like a secret admirer you would feel giddy abt them but you only had your eyes set on trevor (quite ironic). When ne said he was the one giving you notes you almost passed out

#sage's thoughts <3 #everyone shut up val is talking <3

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YUS I LOVE MIKEEE okay can you do mike wheeler incorrect quotes?

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Incorrect quotes Pt. 1 | M. Wheeler, Y/N

YESYES here you gooo

I honestly love mike he just needs to get his act in check god damn

Mike: I’m going to take you out Y/N: great, it’s a date! Mike: I meant that as a threat. Y/N: See you at five!

Y/N: You have to apologize to him Mike. Mike: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

Mike: Are you ready to commit? Y/N: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Mike: I brought you some food. Y/N: *silently takes food* Mike: Can I get a "thank y-" Y/N: *growling while slowly closing the door*

Y/N: Mike is playing hard to get. Y/N: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Mike: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Y/N: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Mike: But you’re always acting stupid? Y/N: ... Y/N: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Mike walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Y/N, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK. Y/N, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)

Mike: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Y/N: Peonies, why? Mike: Y/N: Were you going to get me flowers? Mike: Y/N: Mike: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Mike: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Y/N, pointing: May I sit there? Mike: That's my lap Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, Mike

#mike stranger things #mike wheeler #x reader #stranger things #<3 #stranger things incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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Hiii

I have a quick question

Do you write for Mike Wheeler?

Btw can I be 🌸 anon?

Yup! I write for platonic and romantic Mike (and the rest of the party!)

and ofc you can be 🌸 mwah mwah

#sage's thoughts <3 #🌸 anon!

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Do u support elsie

Nope. Not at all if you do please either get off my acc or just don't mention her. Thank youu

#sage's thoughts <3

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Ill body slam them for you <3 there was a point in my life where i got super fucking ripped but i looked like i was 60. Sooooo

LMFAOOO 😭

#everyone shut up val is talking <3 #sage's thoughts <3

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IM SORRY?? YOU GH….. YO….. FURR…..

HELP?? ID BODY SLAM THEM

I LITERALLY HAVE A FUCKING BRUISE I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING I WAS LOOKING AT AN EDDIE MUNSON VEST AND MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS LISTENING TO MUSIC 😭

#everyone shut up val is talking <3 #sage's thoughts <3