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some things dont change
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i cannot stop laughing at send no pee
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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn
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Please reblog for sample size!!!
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There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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Mr D. Water Law ❤️
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Mr D. Water Law ❤️
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Mr D. Water Law ❤️
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Mr D. Water Law ❤️
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Mr D. Water Law ❤️
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Mr D. Water Law ❤️
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screwthepurplegiraffe · 4 months
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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.
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screwthepurplegiraffe · 4 months
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for @tinybro!
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For science
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screwthepurplegiraffe · 4 months
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me, start jan: yeah ahahah i wanna post more on tumblr as a new years resolution also, me: :does not fucking upload any of the shit i draw:
yall be getting a lot of blorbos (batfamily) and pokemon coming its the only thing ive been drawing lol
I present, Jason and his team (part of his team? listen there are too many pokemon; too many fit, i could do probably over dozens of drawings with different teams): Chandelure, Cubone, Dachsbun, Skuntank, Silvally, Paldean Tauros(Aqua Breed)
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screwthepurplegiraffe · 4 months
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Sunny Kandi Cuff Tutorial
Here is the glorious sunny cuff! I designed this cuff on my own. I had never seen anything like it before, so I decided to share it with you! Just because I had never seen anything like it doesn’t mean that someone else hasn’t already come up with it of course :) 
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1. Here are the things you need: stretchy string, scissors, and beads (duhh). 
2. Put a sequence of beads on your string that fits your wrist/where you want to put this cuff. Make sure that your pattern goes like this: 3 beads, connector bead, 3 beads, connector bead, etc. 
3. Tie it off and cut the extra string. 
4. String through any connector bead. 
5. Add on 3 beads that are the same as your non-connector bead color. (Or whatever you want, it’s your cuff, I don’t control it.)
6. Secure the new beads by stringing through another connector. 
7. Go all the way around your work. Tie it off and cut the extra string. 
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8. String through the middle bead in the set of 3 non-connector beads. 
9. Add on 5 beads. The middle bead will be a new connector bead, so you can make it a different color if you’d like. 
10. Secure these beads by stringing through the next middle bead in the set of three non-connectors. 
11. Go all the way around you work doing this. Tie it off and cut the extra string. 
12. Flip your work over. 
13. String through the middle bead in another set of 3 non-connector beads on the opposite side of your work. 
14. Add on 2 beads. 
15. Secure these beads by stringing through the connector bead (middle bead) of the 5 beads you added onto the other side of your work. The bead you’re supposed to string through is marked in red. 
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16. Add on 2 more beads. 
17. Secure these beads by stringing through the middle bead of the set of non-connector beads. 
18. Do this all the way around your work. Tie it off and cut the extra string. 
19. String through the connector bead on the outside of your work. 
20. Add on 7 beads now. You don’t have to leave one as a connector. 
21. Do this all the way around your work. Tie it off and cut the extra string. You’re done now! Wasn’t that easy? :D 
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If you want to see more tutorials, go here. 
If you would like to request a tutorial, go here. 
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