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I watched saltburn and y'all are so right abt it being snowjanus coded someone write the fanfic pls I'm begging
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ok who keeps deleting their snowjanus fics on ao3??? istg like 20 have gotten deleted over the past few days like pls guys 😔
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Coriolanus Snow: “Oh my god I literally hate Sejanus so much. WHY does he think we’re friends? I barley tolerate him!”
Meanwhile, also Coriolanus Snow:
“Sejanus pls pls pls come to the hob with me.”
“Hey Sejanus want to spend your one day off with me and my girlfriends family?”
“Oh thank GOD you’re here Sejanus I’ve never been happier to see anyone in my entire life.”
“Sejanus if you don’t come out of this arena I am going to press my face SO close to yours I swear.”
“I’ll keep you safe, Sejanus, I promise.”
You’re not slick, Mr. Snow.
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snowjanus // holy martyrs reprise (written by me!)
i actually still don’t know what i’m doing on here but the poem (excerpt?? screenplay-esque drabble??) is built off of aesops fables and loosely inspired by the wonderful fic “kill your darlings” by @super-nova5045 on ao3, which i’ll link in the comments
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for my freaky saltburn girlies
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Art by @itss_starry on X / twitter
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Sejanus Plinth x Text Posts 💜
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silly-taylorsversion · 4 months
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there should be a scene in the extended cut where sejanus and coriolanus kiss on the mouth
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hear me out- snowjanus mean girls au. just think about it.
sejanus plinth as cady heron
livia cardew as regina george
arachne crane as gretchen weiners
clemensia dovecote as karen smith
lysistrata vickers as janis ian
hilarius heavensbee as damian
coryo snow as aaron samuels
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"because i'm your friend"
i am. CHEWING GLASS.
because it's a lie, coryo doesn't see sej as a friend.
but it's also the truth, just not in the soft wholesome way "because i'm your friend" would suggest on the surface. it's the truth, in the ugly way that gaul sent coryo in EXPLICITLY because of what she quotes as their friendship.
and then it's also just AHHHHHHHH because coryo doesn't see sej as a friend... but he keeps carrying the consequences of associating with sej anyways. WHY DO THAT FOR SOMEONE YOU HATE, CORYO??? (and yeah "plinth prize" this "plinth prize" that but lbr coryo doesn't need active friendship with sej for that.)
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Dickotomy or whatever that word is
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You know what I love and just applaud Rachel zegler for doing so well? Making Lucy gray’s mannerisms and tone slightly different whenever she’s performing for the cameras e.g the scene at the zoo when she was being asked questions
More than that I love that in every scene with Coriolanus she doesn’t do that tone or mannerisms EXCEPT THE LAST SCENE SHE HAS WITH HIM BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARS
Like everything about it from the tone of voice to the way that she said “I’m not made out of sugar” to the way that she smiled was just so eerily similar to the way that she acts when she is preforming for an audience
Like I cant be the only one who sees how different she acts
Look at that! that’s a woman PREFORMING if I ever saw one
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But what’s so important is that SHE IS preforming, she’s made her choice, she knows she has to leave but she also knows that she is talking to someone who is extremely volatile and has shown that he can kill so she has to bide her time and play it perfectly to disappear like she needed to
So she preforms to stay alive, just like she did in the games, Lucy gray’s last performance was actually this conversation- not any song.
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