The Shane Gang are so silly, I love them.
Kord covering Pronto's eyes, so he doesn't have to see the demise of his pants.
Eli and Kord having their little healthy rivalry.
Trixie maintaining her title of the best video game player in the Gang.
Them telling each other to stop using that slug, goddamnit, it's annoying to keep rescuing you!
Their casual hangouts and movie nights.
The way they can sometimes share one single braincell.
I fucking love them and their dynamic.
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Junjie: speaking Chinese
Twist: I know, I know.
Eli: You speak Chinese?
Twist: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Junjie speaks.
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Citizen: Are you one of the good guys?
Dana: No, but I'm friends with them.
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Tad: Here's some advice.
Twist: I didn't ask for any.
Tad: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
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Pronto: Looks like Proto’s gonna have to crawl through the air duct again. Gods forbid anyone else would have to learn how to freakin’ crawl on their stomach through a tiny space. It’s not rocket science, people.
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Tad: If you were one of my men, I'd have you shot.
Snowy being held captive: If I was one of your men, I'd shoot myself.
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Dana: These so-called ‘feelings’ are ruining my reputation as a heartless bitch.
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Trixie, reading a text from Kord: Don't accidentally kill someone.
Trixie, while holding up her blaster: Well, I'm not a fucking idiot. I know how to do it on purpose.
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Eli, about Snowy: We’re getting someone new in the group.
Dana: Are we stealing them?
Twist: New or used?
Junjie: Have you warned her about us?
Kord: Did she decide to join us before or after the warning?
Trixie, teasingly: Did you invite her because you like her?
Pronto: Does she speak Molenoid?
Eli: Wonderful responses, all of you.
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Pronto: A person may fight for many things: Their country, their principles, their friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, Pronto would mud-wrestle his own father for a ton of cash and an amusing clock.
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Tad: The multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self esteem.
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Dana: I'm trash.
Trixie: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Dana:
Dana: You smooth motherfucker.
Dana: And yes it does.
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Tad, internally: Damnit, he’s so fast. He must be laser-focused in. The only thing on his mind is this battle!
Eli internally: Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckberg.
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Junjie: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Kord: I boiled Gatorade.
Junjie: ...What is WITH this group and boiling beverages that aren't mean to be fucking boiled?!
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Dana cupping Trixie's face: I've missed you.
Trixie panicking: Neat!
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Twist about Tad: I mean, yeah, he's clearly mentally ill. But you gotta admit it's a little charming watching him walk around pretending like he's not.
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Eli: What does Soltsye moye mean?
Junjie: Hm? What?
Eli: That word that Snowy keeps calling me. I tried looking it up, but I couldn’t find anything similar.
Junjie: …Perhaps that is a question best saved for Snowy the next time you’re alone together.
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