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So there were two people. Let's call then Joey and Amber They with all my friends were sitting in Ambers brothers cabin. Joey is cousins to Amber and her brother. This is what happened: Joey: IM SecONd iN cOmMAND of THiS CAbIn Amber: I AM YOU FRICKIN B(y'all know the rest of the word I'm too much of a mom friend to swear) Joey: YoU WaNNA gO Amber: LEts GO Joey: hOLd mY CHEEZITS Amber: AAAAAHMGJWBXKGIN Joey: ASDFFGJKLJRBENAAAJF

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So I have a weird star wars head cannon. Here it is.

When Ben was a little boy, he loved Chewie. Who wouldn't, hes a giant teddy bear if you're friends. Chewie loved Ben too. Sometimes, Chewie would wrap little Ben in a giant but gentle bear hug. Other times, Chewie would put Ben on his sholders. Leia didn't like that though, because she felt that Ben would fall off. She would follow them around when this happened, force holding Ben still. Still, Ben loved the Chewie hugs most of all. He felt loved and safe. Of course he did around his parents, but they were busy a lot. When they were around him, they seemed almost cautious, knowing how powerful in the force their child was. They were almost afraid; afraid for Ben's safety and those around him. But Chewie didn't care. He didn't care if he was hurt and knewLeia and Han would dissiplin Ben well enough if he broke something. He just gave Ben love. No fearful love, no cautious love, no hidden love, just love. Chewie knew what it felt like to be feared as a monster, and he would never let little Ben feel that.

Fast forward to right after Ben is redeemed. Leia still accepts him. Rey loves him. Ben feels love and light. He is happy. Most of the resistance is still a little uncertain, but they soon warmed up. General Organa and Rey trusted him. It's ok. But Ben wonders, where is Chewie? Just as he asks his mom where Chewie is, he is wrapped in the furry, strong arms of a Wookiee. Ben turns around and smiles into the face of his childhood best friend, the only person who never called him a freak or a monster while Rey giggles and Leia's smile spreads across her face. "I missed you, Chewie." He gives Chewie a proper hug as Chewie replies (in Wookiee of course) "I missed you too, Ben"

Ben is happy as the celebration continues. He has his beloved mother, the love of his life, and his best friend. He is happy.

Anyway this is terrible but it's just my head cannon it doesn't have to be yours please don't hate

#star wars #reylo #chewie #ben solo #bendemption #rey #han solo #star wars headcanons #chewbacca #kylo ren #leia organa #leia solo #general organa

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So y'all where I live there is this bug called ticks and they burrow into your skin and suck your blood and they're almost impossible to kill. One year it was a really bad tick year and my mom just got fed up with these ticks crawling across the picnic table in the back and she knew they were hard to kill, so she got a fricking 15 POUND PLUMBERS WRENCH and YEETED IT ONTO THE TICK and so there was a little crater in the picnic table with a dead tick at the bottom 😂

#yall ive got the best mom #she so cool #or she just hates bugs #i think she just hates bugs #but shes pretty cool too #memes #meme #jokes #gen z humor #gen z #gen z mood #story time #story

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True story:

So everyone in the choir I was in when I was little was obsessed with cats. We went so far as to sing our songs without lyrics, only in meows. In orchestra I started doing it with our piece in my head. Until I realised I was actually doing it out loud with 100 other people walking around me. My best friend (who was also in choir) was the only one nit judging me because she remembered. Still to justify myself I had to say something so I just was like "remember how we would do that in choir,,,? Ha good times *visible sweating*"

#ugh why me #what is wrong with me #it was literally so embaressing #i need help #i almost started crying #my best friend will never let me live this down

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My last brain cell

"Ladys and gentlemen, I'm a cool kid now." I proudly slide on my sunglasses while what does the fox say blares in the background.

#my brain at 4am is so wierd #i think that was my last braincell #i literally had what does the fox say stuck in my head after that it was torture #if this happened everybody would probably back aeay slowly and be terrified of me for the rest of their lives #memes #wierd thoughts #wierd #random #random thoughts