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Unfortunately I have managed to write zero words today

FORTUNATELY I have managed to sew this 1 inch by 1 inch by 1 inch Jellie cat head, so I’m counting the this as a win

I had absolutely no reason to do this except that I wanted to so I will take no criticism

#gtws jellie #i might sew her a body so she’s not just a detached floating head #but I forgot how much i DESPISE sewing small things because I really struggle with holding it still lol #and I stab myself with the needle 10000x more than usual (which is still a lot even normally) #so she might actually stay as just a head #not a fic update #yes I do other things beside for writing #like really really bad sewing #but on the bright side since I finished this I have nothing else to procrastinate with #so I’ll either start writing or start watching youtube #take a wild guess on which one I’m gonna do

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s), Edogawa Ranpo & Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi & Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Fukuzawa Yukichi & Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Edogawa Ranpo & Yosano Akiko Friendship (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Yosano AKiko are Siblings (Bungou Stray Dogs), and by the end of the fic they are legal siblings :D, Fukuzawa is a tired single parent, : the fic, Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa is the ADA’s father, A Ranpo-Yosano sibling fic AND dad Fukuzawa fic all wrapped into one!, Miscommunication, but the funny kind (yet still somewhat frustrating), Fukuzawa loves cats, Soft Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), he’s only soft for cats and also his two children, these tags are a mess I’m sorry, Fluff, slight crack, even slighter hurt/comfort, heavy in the comfort department tho, Happy Ending, POV Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), join me in my journey to make that an official tag, Fukuzawa Yukichi-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Yosano Akiko-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Adoption, Adopted Sibling Relationship Series: Part 1 of Family in Spirit (And Paperwork) Summary:

“Sign right here.” Yosano demanded. “Please.”

Fukuzawa picked up the papers, flipping them to the front.

“Wait! What are you doing?!” Yosano quickly snatched the papers away from.

He raised an eyebrow at her. “I’m reading them over?”

“Oh, you don’t have to do that,” she rushed, absolutely not suspiciously at all. “You can just sign them without reading them.”

‘I’m pretty sure I should read documents before I sign them,” Fukuzawa said, sounding somewhat amused.

“Uhhh…” Time seemed to freeze as Yosano saw Fukuzawa begin to look back at the documents. And then she panicked. “I’m going to go now!”

Before Fukuzawa could read what the documents were about, she clutched them close to her chest and quickly hurried out of the room before things could get too awkward.

 Or: Ranpo and Yosano try to trick Fukuzawa to sign adoption papers without him finding out until they’re already in effect. This goes as well as it could be expected.

Or or: the author decided there was A) a lack of fics where Fukuzawa adopts his kids, B) a lack of fics where Ranpo and Yosano are chaotic teen sibling, and C) a lack of fics where Fukuzawa has a heart-to-heart with BOTH Yosano and Ranpo

#bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #akiko yosano #fukuzawa yukichi #bsd ranpo #bsd yosano #bsd fukuzawa #one shot #my fic #my post #family in spirit (and paperwork) (series)

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I hought I would finish this fic way sooner than I would, but alas August passed and it was not done then

On the bright side, I finally completed it!

Gonna post it soon after editing it, but imma do that in the morning because it is midnight for me and I am weak. But! I can give a sneak peek!

It’s called “Siblings in Spirit (And Paperwork)” and it has ALL of that Dad Fukuzawa(TM) content and contains PEAK Ranpo and Yosano sibling bonding. I’ll put a short snippet it under the cut that I was going to use parts of for the summary anyways!

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Word count: roughly 793

Timeline: Ranpo and Yosano are 15/16 and 14/15 respectively in this

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“You should do it.”

“No way!” Ranpo protested immediately. He gestured widely towards the door to Fukuzawa’s office. While the glass was frosted in a way that he couldn’t see too far inside, he knew Fukuzawa was sitting at his desk. “You should do it!”

Yosano put her hands on her hips. “No. You.”

“No! You!”

“No. Y—” Yosano cut herself off and paused, thinking for a moment. “You know what? We’re getting nowhere with this. I say we both need to calm down and talk this through again.”

“‘We both need to calm down’? Yeah, right. I’m the one who’s being rational here. I think you need to take a moment to think things through.”

“Oh?” She crossed her arms. “And why do you think that?”

“Because you wrote the papers in the first place. So since you’re the one who wrote them, that means you should give them to him.” Ranpo the pointed to the papers in Yosano’s hand. “Plus, you’re already holding them.”

She huffed and shoved the papers into Ranpo’s hands. He was forced to grab onto them to prevent them from falling onto the floor. He attempted to force her to take them back, but when that failed, he settled for simply glaring at her.

“Those reasons don’t even make any sense. If we’re really going by who did what, then you should be the one to give him the papers,” Yosano reasoned. “I already did the work by writing them. You can do your part by giving them to him. It’s only fair.”

“But it’s not about what’s fair,” Ranpo claimed. He had started to try and give Yosano the papers back. He was failing. “It’s about what we need to do for the plan to work. And believe me, it absolutely pains me to say this but…” Ranpo’s tone indicated anything but. “It would be a thousand times better if you were the one to do it.”

“Now you’re just making things up. It would be better if you gave them to him.”

Ranpo stared at Yosano. “No. You.”

“No.” Yosano stared back at him. “We are not going back to that.”

“Yes, we are.”

“No.”

“Yes. And I think you should be the one to do it.”

“No!”

“Yes!”

“You were here first,” Yosano blurted out.

“No— wait. What do you mean?” He squinted at her suspiciously. “What exactly is the point you're trying to make there?”

“Well, you’ve known Fukuzawa for longer than me. Obviously it would be better if you were the one who gave him the papers.”

“Yeah, but the whole point of this is that he doesn’t know what they’re for until it’s too late for him to change his mind, so we don’t need the emotional manipulation of me doing it,” Ranpo pointed out. “We’re meant to be discreet. Which really means you should be doing it.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. You’re normally the one who gives him all of the paperwork, so it would be suspicious if I was suddenly giving him papers to sign.”

Yosano stared at him. And stared. And stared some more.

She was still staring as she glared and took the papers from Ranpo’s hands.

Ranpo cheered. “Ha ha! Yeah, that’s right! You’re the one who’s doing it!”

Yosano glared even harder before she ignored him by turning to face the door. As she entered, Ranpo leaned up against the door with his ear pressed up against it.

Fukuzawa looked up as she entered. “Yes?”

“I have some documents you need to sign. Preferably as soon as possible. As well as while I watch,” Yosano stated as she strolled towards Fukuzawa’s desk.

She watched him closely as she put the documents in front of him. She flipped through some of the pages before she reached the end, pointing to a box at the end of the page.

“Sign right here. Please,” she added after a moment.

Fukuzawa picked up the papers and flipped them back to the front.

“Wait! What are you doing?!” Yosano quickly snatched the papers away from him.

He raised an eyebrow at her. “I’m reading them over?”

“Oh, you don’t have to do that,” she rushed, absolutely not suspiciously at all. “You can just sign them without reading them.”

‘I’m pretty sure I should read documents before I sign them,” Fukuzawa said, sounding somewhat amused.

“Uhhh…” Time seemed to freeze as Yosano saw Fukuzawa begin to look back at the documents. And then she panicked. “I’m going to go now!” She announced. “And I’m taking these with me!”

Before Fukuzawa could read what the documents were about, she clutched them close to her chest and she whipped around to the door. She quickly hurried out of the room before things could get too awkward.

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Or: Ranpo and Yosano try to trick Fukuzawa to sign adoption papers without him finding out until they’re already in effect. This goes as well as it could be expected.

Ao3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49812589

#bungo stray dogs #bsd ranpo #bsd yosano #bsd fukuzawa #not a fic update #fic update information #short snippet #my post #my fic #if anyone is looking for a time it’ll probably be around 11 am or something #because idk how long I will take me to edit or when I’ll wake up #(it’s the weekend y’all I AM GOING TO SLEEP IN!!!!) #the fic ended up being around 6k words if anyone’s curious! #very proud of myself for actually doing that (even if it took me weeks) #schools starting soon but ironically I think it’ll make me post more #because writing helps me de-stress and since my summer was not stressful I did not write #rambling #I do also have two other fics beside for this one in the work! #one will probably be an enternal WIP (it’s multi-chaptered) but the other is SO CLOSE to being done (literally ending scene rn) #more rambling #again I’m actually very proud of this Sibings in spirit (and paperwork) and I think you’ll enjoy it! (hopefully) #ok i’m out now actually done rambling

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oh lords I now see why the collective of bsd tumblr was acting like that I’M SCREAMING WTF WTF WTF

Go to manga4life.com to read the newest chapter of BSD. It’s easy to read on mobile then computer.

Thanks you!

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Go to manga4life.com to read the newest chapter of BSD. It’s easy to read on mobile then computer.

Thanks you!

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Been thinkin about a Poe, Ranpo, and Dazai trio friendship lately…

(Because I needed to bring some happiness to my life. Please I can’t read the manga I can’t find it online anywhere and I got my info through tumblr screenshots can someone please tell me what exactly tf is going on —)

Detective Gang™

They’re all so smart but also all dumbasses at the same

90% of the time, Poe has the singular shared Braincell of Common Sense

4% of the time the braincell is lost and Dazai is leading the investigation to find it. 4% of the time the braincell is still lost and Ranpo has to take over the investigation to find it

(2% is shared between Dazai and Ranpo. They’re smart, but they have no common sense at all compared to Poe. Who is also lacking in the common sense department btw, because a single braincell is still just a singular braincell)

Listen, working together they could solve ten cases in a second flat. But at the same time, them working together to shop at a store to get weekly groceries would result in a lifelong ban for all of them (at least until Poe bribed the store lol)

Any time the trio go anywhere, ever, Dazai is third wheeling in the background of Ranpoe and loves being dramatic about it. He constantly walks approximately five feet away from where Ranpo and Poe are hanging out to make his point more clear, takes his phone out, takes a pictures, and definitely captions it with something stupid to send to them later

Example:

Dazai: *sends an image of when they were all hanging out at the aquarium together. Ranpo and Poe are holding hands while standing in front of a touch tank, facing away from the camera and into the water. Dazai has the most disgruntled expression his face has the capability to create*

Dazai: Come to the aquarium, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

Ranpo: Shut up. You got to touch a stingray of course you had fun

Poe: plus I bought you that 6 foot squid at the giftshop

Ranpo: Yeah, Poe bought you that squid. Who couldn’t have fun after that?!

Dazai: excuse you, “that squid” has a NAME!!!! Her name is Squidwardette

(Poe, Ranpo, and Dazai def fight over custody of said 6-foot Squidwardette on the weekends)

((“I bought her. Isn’t that like bringing her into the world? I should have custody on the weekends.”

“HEY! YOU DO NOT GET WEEKENDS! That’s leaving me with all of the parent responsibilities on weekdays while you have fun on weekends! It’s not fair!”

“Well, me and Poe are a couple and can provide more stability in her life! What do you bring to the table? Being a sad single parent who can’t even get lai—”

“DON’T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!!!”))

Despite the teasing, they all equally respect each other so much.

Dazai canonically respects Ranpo due to his intelligence not being dependent on an ability. He meets Poe and learns that A) his ability is not linked to his intelligence but to things he writes and B) he was almost able to defeat Ranpo. Dazai also canonically is not able to follow Ranpo’s thought process and keep up with him in certain parts of detective cases.

(He probably saw Poe as just another person to provoke and get a rise out of in the beginning since Poe’s so introverted around strangers. But then Dazai witnessed one of Poe’s… ahem. Passionate declarations of how great he is and how he's going to beat Ranpo one day and how he and Ranpo are the GREATEST RIVALS to ever exist despite being good friends and Dazai thought to himself. Oh. Cool. This one’s insane as well. Nice.) (Also, Ranpo has good taste in men)

(And then they were good friends ever since)

Ranpo just respects the two people who can actually keep up with him. And that he can get along with. Those are basically the two requirements for gaining Ranpo’s respect.

Poe respects anyone who Ranpo respects. His respect grew even more when, after Ranpo had finished solving yet another one of his manuscripts, Dazai asked to read one (because he wanted to make sure Poe was actually worth his salt and not just lying). Dazai of course solves it (though taking longer than Ranpo). Poe was probably a little bit upset at first since yet another person was able to best him, but quickly reassured himself it was just because it was a quick mystery he wrote up since Ranpo wanted one, and not the book he had spent 6 whole years writing like Ranpo had solved the first time. After getting over his shock, he definitely respected Dazai way more than before.

They would all help bail another of their group out if they got into trouble.

Poe: literally bailing them all out of prison

Ranpo: will literally bail from Poe and Dazai if he thinks their current weekend plans are too stupid. Don’t worry, he’ll come back later when they inevitably get into trouble with some sort of plan to get them out

Dazai: can talk his way out of almost any situation. If he can’t talk his way out, he can always turn to murder

Poe, Ranpo, and Dazai would all (and actually have) help each other hide a body, no questions asked. I will not elaborate.

#bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs headcanons #bsd headcanons #ranpoe headcanons #dazai headcanons #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #bsd poe #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #my post #not a fic update #these three would be such good friends change my mind #no enemy organization would ever be safe again

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Sing it with me now~

🎵It’s almost midnight and I still can’t sleeeeep~

🎵 I’ve been staring at this goddamned empty google doc for hours and hours~

🎵 It’s now past midnight and I’m in to deeeeeep~

🎵 Please someone either forcefully shove my electronic out of my hands or hit me in the head with a giant inflatable baseball bat until I’m knocked unconscious [insert something that rhymes with hours here]~

#h e l p im over here losing my mind #I’ve actually had a good sleep schedule for once in my life and I can see it crumbling before my eyes 😭 #writing stuff #i think this impulsive tumblr post is a sign that I should go to bed now #WELL TO BAD IM GOING ON AO3!!!! #AND NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEEEEEEE

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I take back that post I made before. This is ACTUALLY the funniest thing I have ever written

[Image ID: A screenshot of a google doc with the words:

Ranpo was too scared to put on his glasses to find out. What if he didn’t like the answer?

Nah, it was better to delay the dismay.

Maybe even repress and regress.

Could also be suppression of depressio—

Ranpo thinks he has made his point and would now like to stop thinking about this now.

/.End ID]

#bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #not a fic update #my post

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo & Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs) Characters: Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Karl (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Poe is an OK baker, as in the most he can do is follow the directions of recipes, on the flip side Ranpo is an absolute disaster in the kitchen, The aro author’s eternal quest to write something that comes off as at least somewhat romantic, I think I failed but at least there was an honest effort out there somewhere, Cake, Baking, based on a tumblr meme but not really, slight crack but not really, Ranpoe getting into some hijinks and shenanigans, Chaotic Ranpoe, Cute Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oblivious Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), (or is he?), (nah he totally is the first time), Poe just wants to kiss his boyfriend is that too make to ask, yes. it takes these idiots (affectionate) over 5k words to bake a cake and also kiss lol, brief Ranpo POV, but mainly:, POV Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edgar Allan Poe-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), they both love each other so much (romantically!) that it hurts Summary:

Brushing his bangs out of his face, Poe opened both of his eyes and peered over Ranpo’s shoulder. Ranpo was holding the handheld electric mixer above the bowl still, not mixing any of the ingredients around.

“Ranpo?”

Poe waved his hand in front of Ranpo’s eyes.

Finally, Ranpo responded. “Mixing the perfect substance known to sugar as the absolutely disgustingly tasting butter feels like a sin.”

“Mixing two ingredients together is generally how—”

“How baking works!” Ranpo interrupted. “Yes, yes, I know. You keep on talking to me about this stuff like I don’t understand when I obviously am a MASTER of baking.”

“Says the person who was going to dump the whole sugar bag in the bowl,” Poe muttered under his breath.

“EXCUSE ME!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!”

“Nothing,” Poe said hurriedly.

“I’ll have you know I metaphorically graduated top of my class in cake tasting and eating! And cakes are made through baking! Ergo, that indirectly makes me a master at baking.”

 Or: Ranpo and Poe (attempt to) bake a cake! Hijinks and shenanigans ensue.

#bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #edgar allan poe #bsd poe #bsd ranpoe #bsd ranpoe fic #my post #my fanfic #one-shot

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So heeeeeeeyyyyyyy. Been a while Huh?

Welp, I finally finished a fic and got is all edited and everything! It’s ended up being over 6,000 words and I’m very proud of it :]

Saying this cause it’s not going to be posted until tomorrow because it takes me forever to format fics to fit Ao3 and right now I am very very tired. So. New fic is going to be posted in around 12-14 hours max depending on how long I sleep in for

Anyways, here’s the sneak peek! Sorry it’s been so long with radio silence, but eh. Better late than never!

#my post #not a fic update #fic update information #won’t tag any fandom because this post has no substance lol

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It’s been… around four months since I said I would write a fic concept and it has been four months since I last opened up a single google doc.

But it’s time.

Four months of procrastination. Four months later.

I finally typed…

A single sentence.

Truly encapsulates everything about this fic so far lol

#my post #bungo stray dogs #i won’t tag any characters since there is basically no characters even present in this #not a fic update #sorry i really was intending this post to be a new fic #but i don’t think it’ll be finished until a while and I felt bad leaving you all with nothing for so long #so here it is #a progress update showing zero progress having occurred

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Okay so I see that this is a tie and I just asked the person who beta reads all my stuff which one between the two she likes better since, y’know, she’s gonna be the one who’s going to have to read it in the end and she choose the vanilla extract Ranpoe baking a cake one! (Which, she doesn’t have tumblr. She doesn’t know about the whole vanilla extract thing. Why why why why—)

I’ll end up writing the not friends anymore one eventually, but just going to write the cake one first! Writers block has been HITING HARD since I finished my last work so while I am planning on writing both, they’re going to be posted in a less-than-timely manner. I’ll see if I can at least get the cake one out by next week, but we’ll just have to wait and see how everything works out

(Also to all the people who voted a quote/fic idea that wasn’t those two, it’s not like I’m going to abandon those ideas completely! I’ll get around to writing them at some point but it’ll probably just take a while longer. I’ll either do it in the order of the votes or just what I feel like doing, idk we’ll see)

(Only setting for a day because I just need something quick to get me out if writer’s block)

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Not friends anymore:

Ranpo: Poe and I aren’t friends anymore

Poe: That is a horrible way to tell people that we’re dating

Trying to speed it up:

Kunikida: You know you can die from that, right?

Dazai: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Yosano: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.

Ranpo: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

If I can survive:

Ranpo: every time I’m confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

Armed Detective Agency: awww–

Ranpo: and I tell myself, if I can survive living with those dumbass clowns, it means I can handle every problem. 

ADA: …

So much fun:

Kunikida: Do not antagonise the local law enforcement.

Yosano, Dazai, and Ranpo: But it’s so much fun!

I didn’t bring you with me:

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Fukuzawa please come to the front desk?

Fukuzawa, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Ranpo and Yosano*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Ranpo and Yosano, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Fukuzawa: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Ranpoe bake a cake with Totally Nothing Else Going On:

*Oven timer dings*

Poe, taking the cake out of the oven: it’s done!

Poe: why—

Poe: why does it smell so much like vanilla?

Ranpo: …

Poe, looking at Ranpo: what did you do?

Ranpo: okay, hear me out. It just smelt so good and—

Poe, looking at the empty bottle of vanilla extract: What did you do to our cake?!?!

Ranpo: I said to hear me out!!!

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(Only setting for a day because I just need something quick to get me out if writer’s block)

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Not friends anymore:

Ranpo: Poe and I aren’t friends anymore

Poe: That is a horrible way to tell people that we’re dating

Trying to speed it up:

Kunikida: You know you can die from that, right?

Dazai: [smoking a cigarette] That’s the point.

Yosano: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed this up.

Ranpo: [Eating raw cookie dough and nodding]

If I can survive:

Ranpo: every time I’m confronted with a problem and feel desperate and helpless, I look at a picture of all of us together.

Armed Detective Agency: awww–

Ranpo: and I tell myself, if I can survive living with those dumbass clowns, it means I can handle every problem. 

ADA: …

So much fun:

Kunikida: Do not antagonise the local law enforcement.

Yosano, Dazai, and Ranpo: But it’s so much fun!

I didn’t bring you with me:

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Fukuzawa please come to the front desk?

Fukuzawa, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Ranpo and Yosano*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Ranpo and Yosano, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Fukuzawa: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Ranpoe bake a cake with Totally Nothing Else Going On:

*Oven timer dings*

Poe, taking the cake out of the oven: it’s done!

Poe: why—

Poe: why does it smell so much like vanilla?

Ranpo: …

Poe, looking at Ranpo: what did you do?

Ranpo: okay, hear me out. It just smelt so good and—

Poe, looking at the empty bottle of vanilla extract: What did you do to our cake?!?!

Ranpo: I said to hear me out!!!

#bungo stray dogs #incorrect quotes #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd ranpo #bsd poe #bsd kunikida #bsd dazai #bsd yosano #bsd fukuzawa #bsd ranpoe #my post #not a fic update #poll #okay so I know the last one is already dead and overdone to some people #but it’s still alive to me so I’m including it!! #for real though I do need ideas so please vote if any sound interesting to you

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ADA team bonding headcanons!

They host team bonding events every other week

They are very chaotic

But there is lots of Bonding™ that happens at them!!

They alternate between teams and every person for themselves games

Teams are randomized each time

(Or at least that’s what they like to think. Somehow Ranpo and Fukuzawa are always on the same team. This is absolutely not because Ranpo is rigging the randomization system. Again. Absolutely not that reason)

They also rotate between the people who are in charge of choosing the games

Dazai is not included in the rotation. He was banned when he picked a horrible team bonding game. (He had picked Monopoly. The building was almost burned down)

Ranpo is also not in the rotation. The games he picks are always way too hard and he’s the only one who ever wins. (He purposely picked ones that he could win)

Yosano is also not included in the rotation of people who pick the activity. She once had them dissect a frog. Great for classroom lessons, not so great for the ADA members who (despite being very used to dead human bodies) either a) cried, b) fainted, a) mourned the loss of the frog’s life (similar to cried but they also took the extra step of making a memorial), or d) laughed and cackled madly while they dissected the frog with way too much enthusiasm

Atsushi is banned from choosing the activity. He brings down the mood by talking about his tragic past and all of the ‘games’ that he played at the orphanage (just how other people bullied him). It’s not his fault, it’s just that’s How He Is.

Kenji is banned because he always brought a cow, pig, and/or other farm animal for the game. It was fine at first, but then the food cost for them was getting way too high

Kyouka is banned from picking the game. She had picked games other people had asked her to. (other people = Dazai, Ranpo, Yosano)

In the end, this leaves only Fukuzawa and Kunikida in the rotation

Everyone always complains about team bonding, but they end up enjoying themselves when it actually happens

And they all get closer and Bond™ during them!

#bungo stray dogs #bsd headcanons #bsd hcs #armed detective agency headcanons #bsd ranpo #bsd fukuzawa #bsd yosano #bsd dazai #bsd kenji #bsd atsushi #bsd kyouka #bsd kunikida #my post #not a fic update

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Chapters: 5/5

Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Edogawa Ranpo & Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Characters: Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Original Characters

Additional Tags: Kidnapping, like… a lot of kidnapping, Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Protective Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Crack Treated Seriously, just a smidge of angst ‘cause of the kidnapping and stuff, but it’s mostly crack, Edogawa Ranpo Needs A Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), And Fukuzawa gives him one!, Happy Ending, things all work out in the end!

Series: Part 3 of Kidnap Mishaps

Summary:

Ranpo finally gets to go home!!!

#bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #fukuzawa yukichi #bsd fukuzawa #my post #my fanfic #when can i go home (fic) #WCIGH #kidnap mishaps (series) #final chapter!!!!!!!!

[starlit-clouds]

Chapters: 4/5

Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Edogawa Ranpo & Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Characters: Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Original Characters

Additional Tags: Kidnapping, like… a lot of kidnapping, Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Protective Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Crack Treated Seriously, just a smidge of angst ‘cause of the kidnapping and stuff, but it’s mostly crack, Edogawa Ranpo Needs A Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), And Fukuzawa gives him one!, Happy Ending, things all work out in the end!

Series: Part 3 of Kidnap Mishaps

Summary:

Fukuzawa and the others arrive too late yet again, but are now even closer than ever to finding Ranpo

#bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #fukuzawa yukichi #bsd fukuzawa #my post #my fanfic #when can i go home (fic) #kidnap mishaps (series)

[starlit-clouds]

Chapters: 3/?

Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Edogawa Ranpo & Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs)

Characters: Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Original Characters

Additional Tags: Kidnapping, like… a lot of kidnapping, Edogawa Ranpo-centric (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), POV Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Parental Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Protective Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Crack Treated Seriously, just a smidge of angst ‘cause of the kidnapping and stuff, but it’s mostly crack, Edogawa Ranpo Needs A Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), And Fukuzawa gives him one!, Happy Ending, things all work out in the end!

Series: Part 3 of Kidnap Mishaps

Chapter 3 Summary:

Things go wrong for all sides of the conflict (and there are many, many sides)

#bungo stray dogs #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #fukuzawa yukichi #bsd fukuzawa #my post #my fanfic #when can i go home (fic) #WCIGH #kidnap mishaps (series)