Scenario: somebody you know casually, but not, like, that well has cheaply obtained some rare article that happens to be related to a special interest of yours. However, they're not sure if it's genuine or a knockoff, and – being aware of your special interest – they reach out to you to confirm its authenticity. The results of examining photos being inconclusive, they insist on showing it to you in person; upon arrival, they point the way to a musty, ill-lit basement where item in question is ostensibly kept.
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Reposting because I fucking love this.
Vincent Price interview on the set of The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
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Has anybody done this before?
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They're sickly in love, disgusting 💚💜
Idea shamelessly stolen from @/komochor on twitter <3
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Midnight Pals: Magic Man
Kiersten White: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the creepy kids show
Stephen King: oh excellent! a creepy pasta!
King: my boy joe told me all about those
King: like that scary cartoon sponge man!
Joe Hill: it was squidward, dad
King: right right of course joe
White: this isn't a creepypasta
White: it's about a weird show that everyone vaguely remember watching but can't remember any details of
White: and also the time slot and channel mysteriously seem to shift
Kris Straub: ah! candle cove!
White: no
White: no this is different
King: haha remember in candle cove when the boat is all
King: "you have to go inside"
Straub: yeah i remember
Poe: spooky stuff!
Koontz: ha ha! "you have to go inside"
White:
White: it's not candle cove
Barker: you're all saying it wrong
Barker: it's all like
Barker: "you have to go.... INSIDE"
Barker: see, you gotta get the inflection right
King: you said it exactly the same
Barker: no it was way scarier when i said it
King: "you have to go... inside"
Barker: hmm no not quite right
King: i don't see the difference
Barker: kris who said it right
Kris Straub: clive
Barker: see???
King: i really don't think i said it any different
White: ANYWAY
White: this is about a creepy kids show called Mister Magic
White: these kids are forced to live on a set away from their parents
White: until one kids dad tries to take her away
White: but try to understand dad
White: try to understand
White: try try try to understand
White: he's a magic man
White: now it's 30 years later and she's going to a show reunion
White: and she's all "hey what happened 30 years ago? i forgot"
White: and everyone's all "lol not telling!"
White: gotta preserve the mystery
White: at least til the final reel
White: see, these Mormons found an eldritch god in the desert
White: and they thought
White: you know what would be good to do with this?
White: make a kids show about how you should always be polite
King: uhhh
Poe: no actually that kinda scans
White: the now grown up kids from the show have to reunite
White: and defeat mister magic through the power of um...
King: understanding?
White: Yeah! it can totally be like understanding or forgiveness or something
White: they overcome all their fears
White: and they turn out totally fine
King: i didn't know candle cove was really just lessons about being polite!
White: IT'S NOT CANDLE COVE
King: "you have to go... INSIDE!!"
Straub: there
Straub: there it is
Straub: you got it that time
King: creepypastas are so much fun, why don't we have more of them around here?
Mr Creepypasta: now I've heard a guy tell a story hundreds of times. saying perfectly ordinary words. just mouth sounds. perfectly ordinary. nothing weird about them. very normal. nothing to worry about
Chillz: here's the TOP tennnn VIDEooooos PROvinGGGG THAT the dracullllaaaa is real
King: oh yeah now i remember
Eric Knudsen: i have a story about the terrible secret of space
HP Lovecraft: what
Lovecraft: what is the terrible secret of space?
Lovecraft: is it a color?
Lovecraft: cuz i already know that one
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Ouhhh boy..
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*turns the bsd cast into funny animal cartoons*
Part 1/? I guess ehehehe
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The Pit And The Pendulum art by Jack Manning
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Someday I'll get desperate enough for new fics that I'll read those 20 000 soukoku ships just for ranpoe as a background ship. Someday.
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getting out of the closet in the guild groupchat 👍
GC: capitalism vs society of smart people
poe: I have something to say.
poe: Hi everyone, I'm gay.
mark: IT WAS ABOUT TIME ???? LOL
nathaniel: You're going to hell [insert praying gif]
margaret: It's amazing to know you trust us enough for that, Edgar. I am proud of you. Know we will not see you in a different way for that.
mark: 🥳🥳🥳
francis: Do I need to increase your pay for being a victim of society or smth?
lovecraft: what is gay ?
margaret: Simple, Lovecraft. A gay person is someone who is attracted to the same gender as theirs.
lovecraft: what if I don't have one
mark: the non-gender ever
louisa: uhm.. can I say something too ? i am a lesbian
nathaniel: 🙏🙏🙏oh my Lord oh for God's sake not you too
margaret: It's okay, Louisa. Ignore him. We are also happy you trust us enough for that.
steinbeck: hi I just got my phone now sorry I was in the bathroom
steinbeck: I thought you two were American?
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hi hello!! what kind of metal do you think bsd characters like
me personally
atsushi: power metal bc he's a nerd (affectionate). also definitely nu or industrial
kunikida: black metal. (this makes me so happy for some reason, i always like it when ppl make kunikida a wild card)
chuuya: sludge🐌 metal lmao. but also. bro is the biggest NWOBHM enthusiast. loves thrash. loves groove metal. likes nu but prefers old school. the only one i hc as a full-on metalhead on this list (also maybe yosano)
yosano: gives me melodic death metal vibes for some reason (she could be into all types of death metal tbh. she's inherently metal. i love her sm, she's so cool)
akutagawa: gothic metal. you saw this coming from a mile away. but otherwise i don't think he's that big on metal tbh. which is good bc he'd be the biggest metal elitist ever. calls you a poser in victorian child speak. (he's into gothic rock and dark wave. but i don't think he'd be an elitist in the goth subculture, idk why. he's probably super chill actually. would rant about goth for hours if you mention it around him. he's actually waiting for you to mention it with the biggest bug-eyed stare ever.)
tachihara: crossover thrash. bc he likes hardcore punk
sigma: symphonic metal bc he's a pretty princess
dazai not included bc i don't think he likes metal?? i think he's more into grunge tbh
ranpo can't stand metal imo
poe listens to gothic rock only i think
that's it byeeee
edit bc i forgot gin!! i must be out of my mind bc she's more metal than all of them combined
gin: girl listens to everything metal. the most knowledgeable on this matter. metal encyclopaedia basically. probably runs the metal archives website. is in a band most likely. she plays bass. you rarely catch her without earphones (which you would think would be impractical bc she needs to be aware of threats at all times but. you will still never catch her off guard even w sepultura playing at 100000000000 volume. she's that good. i love her sm. i will never be able to repent for forgetting to mention her here)
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The Rather Surprising And Unlikely Friendship Between The Guild's Resident Novelist And The Port Mafia's Executive
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"Death and the Maiden" (2008) by Takato Yamamoto
Original: 1st Photo
My Redraw: 2nd Photo
Poem "Annabel Lee" by Edgar Allan Poe
Letters Used:
Death by Death Note
And by Beauty and the Beast
The by The Smiths
Maiden by Iron Maiden
Check the art process here
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