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Stiles (pinching Derek's nose): Got your nose!

Derek: I've got your heart.

Stiles (blushing): You can't say things like that!

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so you also like boys? absolutely. do you?

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"Sooo..."

"Oh, god," Steve gusts, already rolling his eyes. "What now?"

Eddie, the bastard, just grins. Steve hates how smug he looks right now. It's practically nauseating, the way his smile curves up like an evil cartoon character, his dimples cutting deep into the softness of his cheeks. For all of the things Eddie does to make himself look scary and mean, Steve can only see the boyish roundness of his face and the brattiness in his big, stupid eyes, and it's all annoying.

It makes Steve want to bite him, but last time he did that, Eddie had complained for a solid week, even though he bites Steve all the time.

"Sooo," Eddie drawls again, grinning with all his teeth on display like some stupid shark. "A little birdie told me—"

"I'll kill Robin dead. I'll shave her fucking eyebrows off."

"A little birdie TOLD ME," Eddie shouts over him, practically singing now. "That you said that I was the best thing to ever happen to you."

"I'll shave her whole damn head."

"Oh, baby," Eddie swoons, theatrical and awful, his smile a mile wide. He's so goddamn annoying. "You looove meee."

"I hate you, actually."

"Sweetheart, baby, darling, love of my life," Eddie says, draping himself over Steve's back, pressing his cheek to Steve's and rubbing their faces together like a fucking dog. "You're a terrible liar. Because you really, really looove meee."

"Shut up."

"I'm the best thing that has ever happened to youuu," Eddie sings into Steve's ear, hot breath on Steve's neck, and Steve's back straightens at the feeling. He can feel the rush of blood on his face. Eddie is so goddamn annoying!

"Shut up, Ed, I swear—"

"Because, you love meee—"

Steve gives into the impulse, turns his head into Eddie's and bites the first thing he can get his teeth around, which happens to be Eddie's cheek. Eddie squawks and digs his fingers into Steve's sides, which makes Steve yelp because it tickles.

Fifteen minutes later when Robin walks through the front door, they're still wrestling on the couch, tickling and giggling and cussing each other out. They don't notice her at all, not even when she turns right back around and leaves.

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Yes.

TEEN WOLF (2011-2017)

#apparently i've lost my fucking mind. sorry #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #caitlin teen wolf #man discovers bisexuality. immediately erases his own memory to not think about it

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College student Stiles keeps using movie star Derek Hale's DMs as a place to store notes for himself - grocery lists, reminders, random thoughts at night, future movie ideas, school assignment ideas, complaints about his stupid roommate- because he knows Derek probably doesn't even check his Instagram.

Until the day Stiles gets a response from Derek asking if he ever did finish the paper that Stiles had been putting off for weeks. It turns out Derek has been reading Stiles' lists for months

They become very good friends after that.

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Derek: *sees Stiles wearing fancy clothes*

Derek, frowning: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person?

Stiles:

Stiles: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?

#teen wolf #sterek #incorrect quotes #stiles stilinski #derek hale #incorrect quote

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Derek: esto es tu culpa

Stiles, sighing: I know you've already said

Lydia: you know Spanish?

Stiles: No I just know “This is your fault” in every language he can speak

#teen wolf #sterek #derek hale #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #incorrect quotes

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And still asked him for a date....

it is kind of a superpower

#incorrect quotes #sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #incorrect quote

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well, somebody had to do it...

(really shitty quality bc i had to use my old tablet/software, but you hopefully get the mugshot picture)

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their love language is being annoying

#sterek

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Stiles, seductively: do you want to have sex with me?

Derek: you know, honey, there's a gun in your nightstand. If I ever say no to that question I want you use it on me immediately.

#sterek #stiles and derek #derek and stiles #derek x stiles #stiles x derek #derek hale #stiles stilinski #derek hale x stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski x derek hale #sterek married #married sterek #husbands sterek #sterek husbands #Derek would never turn that down

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Stiles using his magic for mínor things when he first learns: removes a pimple before picture day, hair is always in place during a windy day, maybe remove a freckle or mole that doesn't fit well, he might have even made his eyes sparkle a little more.

Because he thinks these are things he should worry about. He's not vain, exactly, just wants what every teenaged boy wants. To be noticed.

No one truly notices he's doing it, though, except Derek. When Stiles asks the werewolf if it's because magic has a specific smell, the wolf just says,

"You don't look like you."

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10 Things I Hate About You - Sterek Verse

But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

#sterek #10 things i hate about you #Derek hale #Stiles Stilinski #teen wolf derek #stiles teen wolf

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Do you have a 10 things i hate about you au?

sure. 

10 Things I Hate (love) About You by catsteww (1/1 | 31,153 | PG-13)

When Kate Argent hires Stiles to date Derek and get paid for it, Stiles obviously agrees and sets out to win his heart. Except Stiles wasn’t expecting Derek to actually have layers underneath his tough exterior, and he certainly wasn’t expecting to develop pesky little feelings for him. And everything gets a little messed up along the way.

Lightly based on the movie.

I Want You To Want Me by sweetbutterbliss (7/7 | 15,940 | NC-17)

Derek scrubs his hands across his face before crossing his arms over his chest and furrowing his eyebrows at the two idiots standing in front of him. Well, Scott is an idiot. Stiles is…luminescent, and all jerky movement, with big, golden brown eyes. And he always has a plan. Derek is fucked and, it turns out, unable to say no to him.

The Male Mystique by BrightsideIsMyMiddleName (7/? | 24,264 | R)

10 things I hate about you AU - Isaac is new in town, Scott can’t date, Stiles is crazy, and Derek… Is complicated. Jackson is still an idiot, though.

I burn, I pine, I perish by destielfuckyeah (1/1 | 6,972 | PG-13)

Lydia just wants to date Jackson Whittemore, but her father forbids her from dating at all, unless, of course, her new brother Stiles could also get a date. Lucky for her, Derek Hale is single and always in the need for extra cash.

(Loosely based on 10 Things I Hate About You)

amber’s ficlet tho 

also there was a gifset made forever ago that will be written on her gravestone “i made that sterek gifset once”

#sterek #10 au #10 things i hate about you au #derek hale fic #teen wolf derek #stiles stilinski/derek hale #teen wolf stiles #stiles stilinski

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If you're still doing prompts, how about a college au wherein a sick!Stiles has to attend a class because if he misses one more lecture, his attendance drops below the required attendance to pass the class, and Derek is the only one who really cares about him being sick and tries to take care of him?

Ahh thanks so much for this prompt, anon 😊 I don't really know how colleges and attendance work so I hope this makes a certain amount of sense!

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Stiles sneezes into his elbow and follows it up with a wet, spluttery cough. "Ugh," he says. Whines, really. "I don't feel well."

Derek rests the back of his hand against Stiles' forehead. "You're burning up and you smell like death. You can't go to class like this, Stiles."

"I have to," Stiles whines. He is going to be very whiny today. For a few days, probably. He's not good at being sick. Terrible, in fact.

Derek's eyebrows judge him.

"Don't give me that look. I'm sick. You're not allowed to be judgy when I'm sick."

Derek's eyebrows stop judging him.

"Better. You know how I had flu at the start of term so I was off for a week? And then appendicitis a few weeks later and was off for two weeks? Well if I miss one more class, I'm gonna fail. Doesn't matter if I pass the exam or all my assignments, I won't meet the minimum attendance to pass. Failing grade, my GPA will be hit, I'll have to retake, it'll be a whole thing."

"That's ridiculous," Derek mutters, but he knows he can't change the rules or magic Stiles better in the next five minutes. He could give him the bite but that seems like a somewhat drastic solution to a temporary problem. A tempting one, though, given Stiles' ability to pick up any bug that's going around.

So in the absence of any immediate solutions, he picks up his car keys. "One class. I'm driving you and I'll wait there so I can drive you home."

"Thanks, babe," Stiles says, sounding significantly less whiny now.

"And for god's sake wear a mask, don't get anyone else sick because the college has stupid rules."

"Got it."

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Stiles gets through his class. It's a little hazy, he doesn't take much in, but the professor marks him down as having attended and that's all he really needs.

Derek is waiting for him outside the lecture hall, with a takeout cup of coffee.

At least what Stiles thinks is coffee. Given that he can't smell anything, it comes as a nasty surprise when he lifts his mask up and takes a sip and discovers it's lemon and honey tea. Not that he doesn't like lemon and honey tea, he does, especially when he's sick, but when you're expecting one drink and get another, it's always an unpleasant surprise.

"Thanks," he mumbles into the cup as he drinks it, happily now he knows what it is.

It's nice to have someone to take care of him when he's sick.

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Turns out that Derek went to the store while he was waiting for Stiles. There's a small bag of cold and flu remedies - natural and medicinal to cover all bases - and Derek checked with the pharmacist to make sure nothing interacts so Stiles can take as much as he needs to, within the recommended dosages.

There's also a bag of groceries that Derek squirrels away as soon as they get inside which piques Stiles' curiosity. Unfortunately he's too sick to do anything about that curiosity so he has to settle for falling dramatically onto the couch in the manner of a waning Victorian maiden who needs to spend a year at the seaside for the good of her health.

Derek tactfully doesn't mention that Stiles is being very dramatic about a cold (his eyebrows mention it a bit but only in an abstract way) and instead tucks a blanket around Stiles and makes sure he has enough pillows. Then he disappears off to the kitchen and comes back with a tray a few minutes later.

The tray, Stiles discovers when he finally manages to sit up, contains a glass of orange juice, a plate of buttered toast and -

"Spaghettios?" he says, his eyes shining as he looks up at Derek.

Derek shrugs and puts the tray on Stiles' lap. "Called your dad. He said your mom used to make spaghettios and toast when you were sick. And -"

"Chicken soup."

"Chicken soup. Which I'll make later."

"Make?"

"Make."

"Not reheat like from a can but make?"

"Yes, Stiles. I am going to make chicken soup."

"Best boyfriend ever," Stiles says and immediately starts shovelling spaghettios into his mouth.

He says it again when Derek tucks the blanket back around his shoulders.

And again when Derek presents him with a bowl of chicken soup that evening.

He means it every time.

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Anyway, Sterek lives on.🖤

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