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glad google ai is on top of this

#fuck ai #but also #lmao #hilarity #enshittification

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

#hahahahahahahahaha #randomness #sexuality #kinks

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TIL there are only around 120 anonymous Michelin restaurant inspectors in the world. They spend 3 out of every 4 weeks on the road, and must vacate a region for 10 years if they think a restaurant suspects their identity.

via reddit.com

#i need a rian johnson version of this in the same universe as the benoit blanc mysteries #like maybe benoit's husband (which as you recall is played by hugh grant) is the restaurant critic #randomness #writing prompts #sort of

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#fandom culture #THIS

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#sometimes humanity is beautiful #architecture #art

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An overgrown light pole in Poland

#and now the weather #sort of #spooky vibes

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reader, i cried several times throughout the documentary and my heart grew three sizes

shoutout to all my fellow 80s babies who, like me, saw levar burton tweet about there being a documentary about reading rainbow on netflix, metaphorically ran to watch it, and then started crying as soon as they started and it opened with levar burton sitting down reading from the book from his favorite episode of the show.

MY HEART IS SO FULL

#the mid 80s - early 90s was the golden age of childrens' television in this essay i will #butterfly in the sky #reading rainbow #levar burton

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"Capitalism makes me sad"

Spotted in Rochester, New York

#about me #graffiti #capitalism was a mistake

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shoutout to all my fellow 80s babies who, like me, saw levar burton tweet about there being a documentary about reading rainbow on netflix, metaphorically ran to watch it, and then started crying as soon as they started and it opened with levar burton sitting down reading from the book from his favorite episode of the show.

MY HEART IS SO FULL

#butterfly in the sky #levar burton #reading rainbow #my heart my heart my heart #documentaries #tv: reading rainbow #movie: butterfly in the sky #ppl: levar burton

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today in "google AI is fucking useless because it hallucinates things that never happened", i bought a couple CVS thermometers that have both been acting up, tried to search if there had been a problem with the whole product line:

there is no record of this product recall. it did not happen. the date "feb 8 2024" is the date someone listed a thermometer for sale on ebay.

#for future reference #useful things #google #fuck ai #enshittification

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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.

#adhd problems #executive dysfunction

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#hahahahaha halsin in bear mode is sending me #baldur's gate 3

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This poll is for people who live in North America, and consider it their permanent resident (ie, not people here for a couple years on a work or student visa). This is regardless of if you're documented.

For the ancestor of yours who immigrated (or was taken) to North America most recently, what is their relationship to you?

If multiple ancestors arrived together, pick the one who's the shortest distance from you (relationally, not geographically). For example, my mom arrived with my grandparents, so I would select "parent."

#most recent is a great grandparent #furthest back is that i had an ancestor on the mayflower #he fell overboard but then he got rescued #which i think is funny and is the main reason i ever bring it up haha #polls

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i just need to ensure that @mostlysignssomeportents has seen this

#enshittification #fuck ai

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#OH MY GOD #tumblr culture #memes #spiders georg

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navigating social interactions and rules doesn't really make me feel like an unsocialised dog or anything like that but more like one of those guys in an m.c. escher or hieronymous bosch painting

#about me #social anxiety #introvert problems

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#i mean i'd argue it's long past time #i'd argue livenation/ticketmaster should never have become what they have become at all #but you know #this is better than nothing #live nation #ticketmaster