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pilotstreets · 3 months
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i'm not gonna lie, if i was a citizen of dema i don't think i'd ever escape. i'd probably have no clue banditos even exist. i would be bopping around my all gray room to scaled and icy like "man, i wish there was a color that went with red and orange. too bad i've never seen it in dema. anyway, no chances slaps. im sure there's no deeper meaning to it." and i'd meet up with my friends and chat about "did you SEE that guy on good day dema? with the pink hair? wasn't he sooo cute? omg and the guy on drums? what a MAN!" then all of the sudden the bishops are dead and body control is real and the guy on good day dema led a rebellion that ended society as i knew it. and i still don't know what a bandito is.
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liquidstar · 2 months
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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mylittleredgirl · 7 months
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my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.
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eboneeblak · 19 days
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Black femme goths
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thelovelyblark-barg · 9 months
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My mom and I went to an antique mall and we were both devastated that this was $650
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her: i’m coming over you better not be trent reznor spinning in the closer by nin mv when i get there
my dumbass:
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FNAF movie Mike gets banned from the Pizzaplex..
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motelgoth · 8 months
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Mexico's goth scene! ☆
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restingcorpse · 1 year
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blackbird-brewster · 2 years
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i love you people still wearing face masks i love you people wearing them for strangers i love you people wearing them for themselves i love you people wearing them for family members i love you people wearing them for friends and coworkers i love you people wearing them despite it no longer being mandated i love you people wearing masks
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pilotstreets · 2 months
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"can you die of anxiousness?"
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"fear might be the death of me, fear leads to anxiety"
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vampyrsdread · 8 months
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zmbiefood · 5 months
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shopwitchvamp · 1 year
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"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!
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"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!
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"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!
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*wild cheering* /scene
🖤witchvamp.com🖤
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kobrakids · 2 days
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i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was
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strawberry-smog · 1 year
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Mabel on the tumblr account she made immediately after turning 13: one of the most important things to remember about boybands in that they're very social! most members can't make it solo. this is why you should always give them a sleeping area that fits all of them at once, so if one of them wakes up in the middle of the night he has the others to pose with and comfort him back to bed. if he still won't go back to sleep you can try rocking him to simulate the gentle motion of a tour bus too!
Everyone else on tumblr: haha funny joke *10k notes*
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