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sorcerous-caress · 13 days
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I'm so jealous of Daniil. Having only played the Haruspex route so far in both game, each time I'm invited to the Bachelor's place I turn green with envy at how he resides at an actual proper house with a real room and a real bed.
A real bed with a whole bedframe. A pillow with an actual pillowcase!! His bed even has sheets!
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He has WINDOWS. His house is in a nice neighbourhood, and his roommate is a very attractive woman. There is actual furniture in his room. Not one hint of fungus growing on the walls or rust!
Can you imagine living there as your lair? Spending the whole game knowing you have a real house with a real bed to go back to at the end of each night? Seeing Eva's face every day before leaving to do quests?
Meanwhile, Artemy is stuck in this dumpster room of an abandoned factory. Cuddling with rats on his makeshift bed, held by nothing but a wooden panel, some boxes and a dream.
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A pillow so yellow it has its own ecosystem where bugs established real estate. Is that even a pillow or is it some random rock Artemy found and chucked in there? Is it a stale loaf of bread?? Why is it hard looking?
But no, you don't even get to keep the rock roach pillow because in P2, they take it away.
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Fuck you Artemy, you had it good for too long. No pillow now because what are you gonna do about it?. Fold your mattress instead to have a resemblance of a faux sense of protection under your most vital organ during the long hours of death rehearsal that you call sleep.
Somehow, they made the bed even more unstable looking. As if that thin panel in the middle could hold Artemy's weight without caving in. Oh, and apparently, I ran out of boxes to use for furniture because the bed and the table have to share custody of the same box.
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We have downgraded into barrels now, as you can see :) No, I don't know what they used to contain inside.
Waking up every day to Sticky's snotty face telling me not to spit in the wind and nagging me about cleaning up the week-old human organs thrown around that are stinking up the place.
THERE IS MOLD GROWING ON MY WALLS. RUST FLAKES FALL FROM THE EXPOSED METAL PIPES DOWN INTO MY CEREAL EACH BREAKFAST.
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This single wall holds so much mold and fungus that they started crossbreeding and evolved into new, never seen before types of bacteria. Satan's asscrack is more hygienic than whatever biohazard plagues of Egypt this slab of concrete contains.
I live in the gutters. My only neighbours are an illegal gang of minors with a hatred for furries and another illegal gang but of adults this time who sell me bullets way above the market price. A dangerous neighbourhood where you can't have shit because SOMEONE STOLE MY BULL.
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The basement I reside in has no windows, the smell is pungent and fucking vile down here. There isn't even a space for a bathroom.
This is my kitchenette/bathroomette/showerette/cupboardette/surgery tools disinfection stationette/sinkette/watercoolerette/toilette/fridge.
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also my buckets yk.
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One bucket for the makeshift bathroom, another for holding important organs and loose guts during surgery, a third one as a cooking pot for making tasty meat grub soup and the final one for murky water after sweeping the floor.
What do I use to tell them apart? Oh nothing :) I just mix em up every now and then, oppsie daisy.
Oh and the floors are CONSTANTLY wet for some reason. Yeah sticky slipped and almost broke his neck the other day so watch your steps.
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There is also this eerie room with literal garbage and broken furniture right next to the entrance. Don't worry about it, sometimes I hear someone crying and screaming for help when I'm trying to go to sleep but it's just the factory being silly lol.
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Now this? This is where the M A G I C happens. This is where Artemy the Menkhu makes his famous herbal remedies and natural mixtures. This is where the Panacea for the infamous sand plague gets made!
In a rusty empty food can.
Falling into a bucket with shit stains.
MEDICINE BABBYYY. GET YOUR WEAK SOFT BONED ASS BACK TO THE CAPITAL BITCH, THIS IS HOW REAL MEN MAKE REAALLL MEDICINE!! RAWRRRRR🦅🦅💥💥
Meanwhile, dickovsky has the view of the cathedral and polyhedron just around the corner from where he resides. He has a backyard with a lake, and all I have is a swamp behind my basement. I trudge through the mud each night, collecting weeds and herbs to mix and trade so I and the two orphans who adopted themselves into my life don't go starving.
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Not to mention the gaggles of herb brides loitering outside and giving me a false bad reputation.
That dandy douchbag has a pharmacy, a grocery, and a tailor right next door. The closest establishment to my shrekcore place of resident is a dingy basement bar with shady drinks and no bouncer to check for ID, I saw two kids in there once.
Pov: a qt3.14 surgeon says his dad isn't home and invites you over.
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yanderederee · 11 months
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sorcerous-caress · 7 days
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pathologic meme dump bc I can
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sorcerous-caress · 6 days
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Pathologic meme dump 2 because free will exists
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sorcerous-caress · 7 days
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what it feels like each time you receive a letter from Daniil in the Haruspex's route:
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or I take a meme I made too seriously and end up making a realistic version.
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sorcerous-caress · 14 days
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Rifle
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Shotgun
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Revolver
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Haruspex reloading animations
Pathologic classic HD / Pathologic 2
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sorcerous-caress · 15 days
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Do you think the Bachelor will understand my message or do I have to spell out the fact that I'm innocent more clearly?
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sorcerous-caress · 6 days
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she's trying her best...on the wrong account
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sorcerous-caress · 14 days
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Great Idea! @non-threatening-feminist-boy
Now I'm sure that he'll see that my heart is pure
and I'm no t a ripper <3
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sorcerous-caress · 19 days
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Daniil truly finds the steppe language to be beautiful!! That's why, in Artemy's route, he asks about the meaning of "erdem." He was genuinely curious and wanted to learn more about steppe's culture.
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Artemy only spoke steppe to him in retaliation to Daniil's random sprouts of latin, intended to annoy him probably. Meanwhile, Daniil was over the moon at being able to hear MORE steppe from Artemy, thinking he's impressing him with his latin.
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sorcerous-caress · 9 days
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Aglaya and Artemy are so smitten with each other oh my god. A doomed romance neither of them expected to blossom amidst the war and plague.
How she desperately tried to protect Artemy at each corner and turn, only wanted the best for him and put in so much effort to understand the kin in such a short notice despite her busy schedule and death knocking on her door.
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HE DOESN'T EVEN HESITATE BEFORE CALLING HER HIS WIFE WHEN THE LITERAL ARMY CORNERS THEM. Fleeing together and choosing their own path! Choosing their love over the town and all the people in it! In Artemy's view, that might as well have been their wedding vows.
She's such a powerful woman who instils fear into everyone she crosses. The infamous inquisitor who broke the mind of everyone she has called into questioning so far, who had the Bachelor thinking that she'll order his execution. Who had the kains shaking in terror, crumbling down the three old powerhouses of the town in a couple of days.
Mansplain Girlboss x Himbo Malewife fr fr
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I always felt like their relationship progressed a little too fast in P2, but when I played P1 I completely understood why. it's expanded upon so much more and you get to see exactly how they slowly fall in love, how much their trust in each other multiples by the day.
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How everyone around them can see it clearly.
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MY WIFE <3333 M Y WIFE I AM IN HEAVEN.
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There are just so many golden lines between these two. There are so many adorable moments of them being silly and weird, and so so in love like:
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Aglaya makes her interest in Artemy as a person very clear. She recites us peotry upon first meeting him, saying he will learn the meaning in the future.
Yet she compares his mind to that of a poet later on.
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Saying how much she respects him, how she incoperates a steppe term into a beautiful flirtatious line when she thinks it's time to say goodbye. When she thinks we won't return her feelings.
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And yet despite her feelings burning with the intensity of a thousand suns, she never allows it to mix with her job, even telling him not to get roped into politics because he's on the path of priesthood while she acknowledges the manipulators she works for.
All to protect him, to protect you.
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She is very sweet and thoughtful, calculated yet sincere in her feelings for Artemy. She never once acts like how others claim she would. She never walks anyone else's path of expectations.
All of her infatuation stems from the fact that Artemy answered her lifelong question so simply. Because he loved this town he grew up in and wanted to protect it.
Because he proved that having free-will makes very little difference in the grand nothingness of the universe. Even if other people interpret his actions or use it to benefit their schemes, Artemy will walk a path of his own making and follow his own heart to know what's right or wrong.
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He showed her that she has always been free, not the puppet she thought she was. That constantly trying to spite greater forces isn't a way to live your life. Rather, actually living that life how you want is true freedom.
That finding your own happiness and looking out for the people you love is the best revenge you could deliver.
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Even if everyone was a puppet and their entire reality has been nothing but a game, even then it wouldn't make a single difference to Artemy.
Because his love was real, his feelings were real enough. Puppet or not, he loved his father. He loves this town, which nursed him young. And he will deliver that love back when it's in need, when the kids he swore to protect are in danger.
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And yet, I have a theory. I think it's the player she is in love with, too, rather than just Artemy.
It's because technically, only the player has free will. Only the player gets to escape the narrative.
Only the player is the full fledged human being that she fell in love with.
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But I might be wrong, I need to play the Bachelor's route to confirm this, I've only done the Haruspex in P1 and P2 so far.
So far she is indifferent towards him, at least in Artemy's route, she views the Bachelor as a useful tool, a means to an end. Maybe it changes in his route and she falls for the player again? or maybe it's exclusive to Artemy because while she likes the player, she still loves Artemy himself on his own, even without the free will.
Or maybe you need a combination of both to results in Aglaya taking notice of you. The Bachelor is bound to Maria, who's trying to become Nina, and Aglaya loathes the kains and seeks revenge against them.
While Artemy walks free, he isn't bound to anyone she despies. Not to mention how fascinated she is by Steppe culture and the natural miracles, how excited she is when she finds the town is alive, how much invested she is in Artemy fullfilling his father's inheritance.
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I wish there was a timelife where she lives. It seems that it doesn't matter what you do, she will always perish.
A doomed romance, she finally found something in this life worth caring about, someone worth calling her own.
And just when you think you've outsmarted the system and escaped hades, the game steals her away from you and humilates you by making you walk all the way back.
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"You really thought it would be this easy?"
"You should've seen this coming"
"What did you ever expect? a happily ever after?"
"That's what you get for attempting to ruin the play, now get back inside."
So you reload an earlier savefile with a bitter taste in your mouth.
You play by their rules this time around.
Do whatever you can to appease the powers that be, keep showing up every day to deliver the best possible performance.
Willingly let yourself become a puppet and never go against the strings pulling you along.
The most painful part, however, is having to reject Aglayas' proposal to run together.
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She doesn't understand. She is desperate trying to get you to see her point of view, like you effortlessly did so many times before.
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She is confused, why are you suddenly rejecting her ideas, why did your trust in her vanish overnight? Did she do something wrong? Please listen to her. She loves you and wants to live with you.
Please just listen, I'm not lying i swear.
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Please come with me.
I love you.
And I can't go on without you.
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You have to sit there and deny her request, time after time after time, each more painful than the last. She explains herself, but you won't listen. You can't listen.
Because if you listen, she will die.
You know the future. You're trying to protect her like she has protected you so much before. She can't understand, so she gets hurt. You're whispering sorry to a screen like a fool.
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She still dies.
You've hurt her for nothing. She loved you, and in her final moments, you broke her heart.
For nothing.
All of your work and effort, your dignity and pride reduced to mud in which you've rolled through to appease two stupid kids from taking your wife away from you.
Because she still fucking dies the next day.
To rub salt into the wound, her demise is off-screen this time. Like one of the nameless npcs in the number counter of deaths we see at the start of each day.
One of them was Aglaya. Reduced to just a number on a counter, like the thousands before her.
Doomed if you do.
Doomed if you don't.
Used and discarded like an old toy.
A mother's beloved childhood doll.
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Was worthy of love afterall.
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sorcerous-caress · 10 days
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Isidor loved Artemy more than himself, more than life itself even. he loved his son enough to let him go, entrusting that he would return to him eventually.
And yet even when Artemy didn't come back, even when his letters went unanswered for two weeks, Isidor never faulted Artemy and still thought of his beloved son.
"Why isn't my son by my side?" Was he asking the gods or himself? praying to the earth for an explanation? the same son he taught how to hold a spoon, how to walk and ride a bike, wiped his tears and gently treated his scrapped knees. Cradled in his arms when Artemy was just an infant crying for a mom he could never have.
The same one he desperately called for when he felt his time was coming to an end. his little boy, his beloved Artemy.
He had already lost an elder son, and his wife didn't survive the second birth. Yet not once did Isidor act like Artemy owed him anything, not once did he let overprotectivness from the despair of losing his family take over. He allowed Artemy the ultimate freedom to choose his own path and leave his own elderly father alone, without a speck of resentment. raw unconditional love.
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sorcerous-caress · 8 days
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This ship is STARVING have some memes
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sorcerous-caress · 6 days
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had a dream I was Artemy Burakh getting chased by an angry mob through the town for ambiguous but-clearly-my-fault reasons, eventually I ended up at map edge, yes the world functioned with videogame logic but it seemed like the norm at the time, to me, Artemy Burakh.
So I'm cornered by 6 people, and I spot the changeling on top of a building. Clara yelled, "USE YOUR POWER!" My body reacted on its own like a sleeper agent. I clearly remember doing the animation for mele attack, but instead of my fists colliding with the other person's face, I threw very realistic looking glitter at them. Mind you, everything else in that game was set in pathologic classic HD graphics, from the angry mob to the sky and even my hands, yet again it seemed like the norm to me, a videogame character, Artemy Burakh.
Everything but the glitter, and the glitter was everything.
Anyway I got bodied and murdered in the end because the glitter is just glitter, pretty yes but not lethal. Then I woke up and went about my day.
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sorcerous-caress · 14 days
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Glad to see that Artemy is still down bad with his puppylove crush for Rubin in P1
Fellas is it gay to tell your platonic best friend how a dirty suggustive word escaping from his kissable lips literally made shivers run down your spine?
This was their first ever conversation after the long series of murder threat letters Rubin sent to him
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Artemy read those and thought damn my bff missed me <3 better go check on him and make a dirty joke hehe just like old times
Bonus: Grief holds the crown for the ultimate Artemy simp even in P1
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At least in P2, you were childhood friends, but here? You're just strangers. Pull yourself together Grief, you just met this guy! And pick your jaw off of the floor
Artemy: call me soft again and I'll break your jaw
Grief: Awoogha 🔥🔥🔛🔝🔛🔝🗣💯💥🗣💯💥
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Artemy: And I killed some of your guys.
Grief: !!!!! Did they pick on you!!!!
Artemy: y-
Grief: Then consider it on the house, big boss. Especially just for you, a gift from me to you, beautiful guy. Don't even worry about it or apologise. Actually, say less sweetheart. From now on, you have free rein to murder as many of my goons as you wish blondie. You're worth 100 guys NAY 1000 NAY 10000 guys just for you. Wanna a gun? Want some bullets? I even have shoes that are your exact size. Don't ask why. You know I always admired and respected your father. You should definitely come talk to me more so that I may drop lore about him in exchange for your time and company wink wink. I know I said wink wink out loud, don't mind it, sweetness.
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sorcerous-caress · 21 days
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Grief telling Artemy "let's keep those pretty surgeon hands nice and safe" is doing something to my soul
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