Charles *in the backseat*: are we there yet, are we there yet?,are we there yet?
Max *driving the car*: no. We aren’t.
Charles: are we there yet? Are we there yet?, Are we there yet?
Max: No. Charles. We aren’t.
Charles: are we there yet?,are we there yet, are we there yet?
Max *on his last wit which is at its end*: CHARLES FOR THE LAST TIME NO. WE ARE NOT THERE YET WE HAVE BEEN DRIVING FOR 5 MINUTES. Where are your crayons? How about you distract yourself with those.
Charles: ok :( you wanna draw with me :D
Max: CHARLES I AM DRIVING THE CAR- *sigh* give me strength…
I don't know much about what it feels like to be friends with someone for a long time like there are people out there who have been friends with others for years, decades.
I find it beautiful and so precious. And it also reminds me how much I struggle. Every relationship I have ever had has ended in less than a few years. Most people I have ever met have faded from my life in a short period of time even if I tried to keep things going. It almost feels like my default state at this point, like I am just meant to be alone because this has been happening since I was a kid
Wait a funny idea but, femboy reader who ends in Heaven and Adam hitting on him, and reader is like 🧍my brother in christ i am a MAN what are you on vs Adam absolutely flabbergasted going 🫵🤨 what are YOU on. I guess more like crack being taken seriously?
Yours truly,
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ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕎𝕙𝕠 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀 𝔸𝕞
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It wasn’t uncommon for Adam to hit on any new soul that arrives in heaven, but it was the fact he mainly flirted with the women. So when you arrived St. Peter threw him a weird look, one he didn’t catch.
“Hey Cutie~” He was leaning against a nearby wall with such a smug smile, likely thinking he’ll be able to sleep with you. But even if you've been here for less than a day, word travels quickly.
He was a womanizer, and you weren’t a woman. When his first attempts didn’t work he tried just a little harder, which didn’t make a difference.
“You realize I’m a guy, right?”
“Wha– huh!?” His eyes widened, probably scanning over you. “But you dress like that?”
Hands pointing all over your outfit before looking back towards a masked angel.
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