SOMETHING with gaz PLEASE!! ANYTHING!! MY BOY IS STARVING!!!!
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tbh idek what this is its so bad too someone help this fucking wristers block in murdering me and my unborn kids
cw: ooc gaz ๐ฅ kissing๐น jealous kyle๐ค
no one would have expected the sergent to be the one getting dicked down by the new recruit but here they are.
its only been a few months since you joined the force, constantly flirting with everyone but of course keeping in professional. not noticing the eyes watching you as you shamelessly flirt with soap listening to the cheesey pick up lines you two use on each other.
however your favourite person to make subtle advances towards is definitely sergent kyle, you could tell he liked it by the way he avoids eye contact as his cheeks deepen in color telling you how unprofessional it is. you dont do it as much anymore actually worrying for the sake of your job with how much he asks threatens to report you even though it was always empty promises.
you notice how he has been picking on you more, making you run errands like a chore boy so you decide to confront him knocking on his office door waiting for the quiet hum before walking in and standing across the desk from him.
he looks up from his paper work raising an eyebrow "yes? do you need anything?" trying to sound somewhat intimidating ignoring the way his heart picks up pace by simply being alone with you.
"no disrespect sir but i feel as though i am being treated unfairly with the distribution of chores around the base and i would like to wonder why" eyes scanning over his face, watching as he goes to rub his stubble, something he does when he is nervous, usually being yelled at by the captain but its just you two why would he be nervous.
confusion dusts your brain until it all clicks
"holy shit youre jealous arent you" kyle's eyes widen as he blinks "excuse me? what are you getting at here" his accent pushing through brutally hoping he doesnt get caught up in his small crush for you or maybe a small (huge.) part of him wants you to like him back. "im saying youre jealous of the other people i've been flirting with...and maybe even angry at me since i stopped messin 'round with you yeah?" leaning forward onto the table, he cant help up stare at how your muscles are bulging out of your shirt sleeves before replying "and what if i am its got nothing to do with how much chores you do im not petty" he keeps his eyes to the pages scattered across his desk as he feels your presence lurking around the desk until he feels a hand coming from behind resting on his shoulder "if you liked me you couldve just told me kyle" your lips are so close to his ear if he turned his head-
he couldnt even finish his thought before he felt a hand on his cheek turning his face as you plant a kiss on his lips a quick one that has him slightly chasing your lips "you know for a sergeant you're pretty desperate...going as far as to put me through manual labor just to get back at me" he shys away guilt slightly taking over him "you're cute though" he huffs before chuckling its been years since anyone called him cute
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hq boys and how they text
A/N: this is a fun little mini collab with @miyaniacs that started out as me commenting: omg xy emoji reminds me of Bo. And then we just kept making hcs so...have those xD
Bokuto:
frequently used emojis: ๐ช๐คฉ๐ฅบ๐๐๐ผ๐คฃ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ฅด๐ต๐ค ๐ค๐ฆโจ๐๐๐๐๐ค
ALWAYS TEXTS IN ALL CAPS
doesthisannoyingthingtoo
always does typos cause heยดs wayyy too excitedย
and when he does the * he still gets it wrong
will send 10 minute long audios talking about nothing
also will keep every group chat updated about his day, checks in on everyone every 5 minutes
also in way too many group chats but too scared to leave them cause he doesnยดt want ppl thinking heยดs rude
Atsumu:
emojis: ๐๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐๐ฅ๐ฅต๐คซ๐ฅด๐ค๐
โคโ
texts ppl who are like 5 feet away from him to get him something (poor Osamu)
always gets left on read
then double texts like
hello?๐ฅบย
r u mad at me?
flirts way too much but in a really direct way
is blocked by so many girls
he loves calling people and will annoy anyone when heยดs bored
Tendou:
emojis: ๐จโ๐ฆฏ๐ฆถ๐โ๐ค๐ฅฐ๐๐ค ๐โ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฃ๐
sends too many selfies
itยดs like heยดs vlogging cause heยดs constantly sending pics to the gcย
has a bunch of rps going on and heยดs super good at them (actually has good and interesting ocs)
sometimes speaks uwu just to annoy people
randomly quotes animeย
sends videos of himself talking rather than making audiosย
makes such cute faces too
sigh, I love this man
Suna:
emojis:๐ค๐๐ฌ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
๐๐๐๐คง๐คฐ๐๐๐พ
this man is on his damn phone too much
yet never texts back
will literally take up to 3 weeks to reply
is on discord a lot and just trolls people
has the do not disturb thingie
only texts 3 ppl (Kita, Osamu, Aran)
has Atsumu blocked
the type of guy to have a drama channel
Oikawa
always on his phone
texts
like
this
his gallery is rlly neat
has an album for everything and way too many photos
has an album just for receipts of drama he thought would be more important than it rlly is
ootd pics to the gc
expects all the compliments
gets: u still ugly
KING OF FACE TIME
๐ฅฐ๐๐ซ๐ฅบ๐ฅฑ๐ค๐ฝ๐โจ๐ฅ๐ถ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐๐โ
Sakusa
short answers
uses punctuation
has all gcs muted
only texts in there to roast Atsumu
leaves ppl on read all the time
except for Komori
sooo many unopened chats
only emojis are: โค and :) also ๐
Tsukki
sassy all the way
only reads messages when theyยดre important
otherwise he just ignores it
๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐
๐๐คข๐๐๐๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
involuntarily is in a gc with Kuroo and Bokuto
has a secret meme chat with Akaashi and Yamaguchi
picks up on too much gossip amd doesnยดt even wanna know about it
Ushijima
had Tendou explain his phone to himย
texts Oikawa at least once, showing him a picture of Shiratorizawa being like: this couldยดve been you
is blocked now
does this thing where he overuses autocorrect and types the emoji instead of the word
๐ค ๐ otherwise he rlly doesnยดt use any
Filth stuff under the cut:
Bokuto
accidentally really good at sexting
doesnยดt know what heยดs doing but it works
keeps complimenting and praising you
has issues taking dick pics cause he can never get the right angle
always begs to have phone sex cause he gets too excited
wants to be on facetime with you all the time
okay but how can someone be so beautiful when they cum? and his moans are feral, will just stare at you all hazedย
talks a lot during everything, just tells you how amazing it feels at all times
Atsumu
thinks heยดs good at sextingย
but tries too hard
legit just fuckboy energy
but we all know heยดs just a sweet soft boy who wants to know if his dick if pretty cause heยดs insecure abt it
texting game isnยดt strong
BUT HIS PICTURE GAME ๐๐๐
would actually ace it once he had sex since his texting game would just....oof itยดs so good
also not as awkward anymore
Tendou
sexting with him is so much fun
itยดs super chill and lighthearted
tells you how good you make him feel
if you ever have phone sex he will moan just for you (usually he doesnยดt cause he doesnยดt see the point in it)
somehow it feels more intense with you watching him and touching yourself to him
gets his confidence (and dick) up
would be up to try everything with you, just gets so excited abt you overall
Suna
he WILL leave during a session to make food or smthย
one time he forgot about you and just went back to gaming
kind of lackluster at times
you really have to initiate the convo
but he makes up for it with nice pics and vids
has a really pretty dick
somehow he takes really good pictures but without any effort
would do it on facetime and let me tell you:
prettiest moans
intense af eyes
THAT FUCKING SMIRK WHEN U CUM FOR HIM
Oikawa
never really shows his dick
partly because of bad experiences and cause of insecuritiesย
makes you feel things by just his words
actually will either smirk like the little bitch he is or have a super cute soft smile on his face
probs has his phone in his one hand and is throwing a volleyball up and down in the other
sooo many adjectives to describe exactly what heยดll do to you
Sakusa
sends a pic of him in only sweats, hand on his cock and tells u to come over
or a random: I need to feel your mouth around me
ยดwhy do you want me to send a picture of my hand?ยด
can get really filthy, taking you by surprise
call him sir and watch him flip the switch
when heยดs comfortable enough with you he will tell you all his dirty secrets
Tsukki
phone sex
teases you about being horny and needy
then supresses his own moansย
makes you tell him what you want him to do
maybe heยดll reward you with a picture
never starts anything since he doesnยดt wanna seem needy
but every time you sext or have phone sex heยดs like super petty at first
being all like: aww you just canยดt get enough of me~ what took you so long this time?
Ushijima
straight up dick pics or his abs/veiny arms
would send you pics after/while he works out and turns you on without intending to
accidentally leaves you on read after you call him out for it
kinda internal panic because...we all know this man is awkward asf
so you have to guide him through, tell him what you want him to do and what you wanna do to him
is kinda embarrassed the first few times, but slowly enjoys it more and more
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