#🙃

[excuseme-greentea]

good morning I think if buck and eddie ever get together, they should do the "so we could have been doing this for years?" line just as a little extra fuck you to fox

#🙃 #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #911 abc #911 #911ramblings

[stellaluna33]

The way the phrase "Pick-Me Girl" has set us back DECADES, I'm not even kidding... Like, REALLY? We're deciding that if a "girl" doesn't conform enough to what "normal girls" do or like, the explanation is that she's doing it (or faking it, even!) to impress GUYS??? Wow, ok.

#Pick me girl #I cannot express how much I DESPISE this term #🙃 #Tangentially related but did you know that pre-sex-scandal Oscar Wilde was popularly suspected #Of faking being 'not like other guys' to IMPRESS WOMEN? #Turns out he couldn't care less about impressing women! 🤪

[w-afaa]

خُـبري بالراتب يوم گنــت اقلي سمـبوسة .. 🌚😀

#w،💜 #🙃 #تمبلريات

[brndnslvra]

type shit

#🙃

[thebibliosphere]

I'm not saying I'd do it all the time; I'm just saying if someone sends me unsolicited medical advice, I should be allowed to hunt them for sport. As a little treat.

#when a nurse tells you to take tylenol for your migraines #🙃

[bigfatbreak]

Hiatus

Laptop died

#🙃

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Me, before the holiday break: Look at all this free time ahead of me! I can do so many things, get so much done!

Me, now: Well. Time has sure passed.

#sigh #adulting #creative process #procrastination #holidays #vacation #mood #to do list #🙃

[kaleidoscope-vol2]

Interviewer: You had a bit of a bromance going on there.

Jude Law: What is this new term everyone's using?

Interviewer: Bromance?

Jude Law: It's a horrible term. What about just a romance?

Interviewer: No, it's not the same.

Jude Law: Why not? Why?

Interviewer: Because then you'd have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.

Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it?

Next

#🙃 #sherlock holmes #Loki #Mobius #john watson #lokius #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #robert downey jr #jude law

[gently-decaying-flowers]

take this quiz and post ur results!

here’s mine

no pressure tagging:

@enderdragon-1030 @soda-shark @marsisrealscared @lucinda-008 @orpheusdorph @niallermybabe @waitingforthesunrise @randomescapingwords @legendofthe3divas @a-portal-to-nowhere @shortgaything @underappreciatedtomato @dicklessswonder

#quizzes #this was so cool #but also #i’m so sad now bc how am i sincere love… #when i have no one to love #🙃

[blushedfemme]

idk what it says abt me that i get mildly turned on by the thought of taking care of an exhausted, drained, bone-tired butch.

i wanna take off their shoes and pants, not in a sexual way, in a “lemme do this for you” way, wrap them up in a blanket and give them some food with protein and fats to balance out their blood sugar plus a glass of water and then a hot drink, herbal tea with milk and honey, or cocoa. and after they’ve finished i lead them by the hand to get comfy on the couch. let them lean back against my chest so they can rest upright while they digest and won’t make their tummy feel sick from laying down too fast. i gently help them out of their shirt and then take off my own so we can be skin-to-skin with the blanket wrapped around us. and while they’re resting in my arms like this i wanna give them head scratches, a lil ear massage, nothing forceful, just soothing touch. i give them options: they can vent about their day, or i can tell a silly story to distract them, or we can listen to relaxing music, or just be in silence, whatever feels best in that moment. and then i let my hands and fingers and nails ease their overworked mind into a state of calm. and as they get comfy we slowly slide down until they’re laying on top of me with their head on my chest. i slow the movement of my hands. i rub their back, timed in rhythm with their deepening breath. and then i get to just hold them while they sleep.

#blushing #my fantasies lately say a lot abt my mental state im afraid #like this isn’t even sex…. girl wtf #🙃

[squishlamb]

you're family now (you always have been)

these two!!!!!! aaggrgagrjaggrgargagagwar *gnaws on cardboard while crying*

#🙃 #hunter #luz noceda #noceda siblings #toh #the owl house #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #hunter noceda #toh hunter #mine #my art #fanart #I didnt want to draw fingers yet again lmao #the owl house season 3 #luz and hunter being siblings makes me want to eat recycled cardboard

[lucifers-simp]

Alternatively, from my mentally ill halloweane brain:

Duke: Do you think we're soulmates in every universe?

Miss Holloway: Do you think there's one where you remember that we are?

(I love their suffering unfortunately)

#🙃 #starkid #starkid productions #hatchetverse #starkid hatchetfield #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #black friday musical #bf #starkid bf #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid npmd #nightmare time #the witch in the web #nightmare time 2 #killer track #douglas keane #duke keane #miss holloway #halloweane

[qroier]

the two povs of that spiderbit exchange before the bomb dropped so we can all cry over it forever and ever

#qsmp #roier #cellbit #spiderbit #qsmp clips #my videos #🙃

[thequietguynextdoor]

guilty as charged

#me @ myself #oh what’s that you’re sad? #maybe buying something online would help?? #🙃 #retail therapy is the best therapy #the toy collection has been growing a little #my content

[copperpipes]

inspiration hit me like a semi truck

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt michelangelo #rottmnt future mikey #future michelangelo #future mikey #he's a menace #watch out kraang #all im gonna say #rottmnt future turtles #how i just love 'charging at you' pov #🙃 #my art

[lostinthewoodsomewhere]

Ahhhhh, I can't wait to read the beginning of Dracula again (my favourite part) with the tumblr community, tell myself I'm going to keep up with the rest of the novel, inevitably fail, and only keep up through analysis and memes!

Ahhh, good times ahead!

#dracula daily #🙃 #I mean I am going to try... not holding out much hope is all...