#🤎🤍

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

#it’s the same #the way the height difference becomes ten-fold by the end #incredible #fetus edmar was sooo cute!!! #so smol #so squish #and now they’re both becoming so handsome 🥹 #edmar #edvin ryding #omar rudberg #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #👑💜🎶 #wilmon #electric chemistry #young royals #young kitties #forever in our hearts #🤎🤍

[yowyowyaoi]

Deidara: I’m bored. Let’s have sex.

Sasori: That can’t be your go-to answer every time you lack something to do.

Deidara: Why not? It passes time, feels great, burns calories, all that good stuff, right?

Sasori: True. But Danna just isn’t in the mood, my love. So pick something else.

Deidara: Anything else?

Sasori: Yes. 

Deidara: Alright, then … I want to combine our art. I want you to give me that puppet you just finished, let me put a bomb in it, and send it exploding across the sky, hm.

Sasori:

Sasori, taking off his pants: You know what? Sex doesn’t sound so bad after all …

*two doors down*

Hidan: I’m fucking bored, old bastard. Let’s fuck.

Kakuzu: That’s a hard pass.

Hidan: Then give me some money so I can go out and —

Kakuzu, unbuttoning his shirt: Come here and let me love you, brat.

#sasodei #kakuhida #sasori x deidara #kakuzu x hidan #sasori #deidara #kakuzu #hidan #❤️💛 #🤎🤍 #knowing how to play your lover to your advantage

[xsunburstx]

my lazy day attire

#🤎🤍 #hello angels #lazygirl #this outfit is so comfy #i had to cut my nails :( #oops.. #oops don’t mind the bed head #me #mine #<3

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakuzu, giving math word problems to Hidan*

Kakuzu: Okay, now; say I want to buy a sweater. The sweater costs $50. I manage to talk the store owner into giving me a 25% discount. How much is the discount, and how much do I end up paying for the sweater?

Hidan: *brow furrowed, writing it down on paper*

Hidan, out-loud: A 25% discount of $50 is $12.50. So you minus $12.50 from the original price of $50, and you pay … $37.50?

Kakuzu: Very good. Alright, now what if I find a tear in the sweater, and convince him to give me another 5% discount? What am I paying then?

Hidan: You’re … paying …5% of $37.50 is about $1.87. So minus that from $37.50 and you pay … about $35.63, maybe round it up to $35.65.

Kakuzu: Very, very good, Hidan. You’re getting so good with numbers.

Hidan: Yeah, but, I still need a fucking piece of paper to figure stuff out. You do everything in your head …

Kakuzu: Hidan. You went from having trouble with simple addition and subtraction to calculating percentages. Not only that but your reading has picked up so much …

Kakuzu: *hugs Hidan* I am so, so proud of you, brat.

Hidan, blushing: T-thanks, old man. Hey, how about a reward? Like, you buy me a new blade for my scythe?

Kakuzu: A blade for your scythe? The cheapest ones are like $200!

Hidan, writing on the paper again: Actually, that one weapons shop up the road is having a sale this weekend: 60% off a purchase of $300 or more. If you buy me two new blades, at $400 total, then your discount will be … $240. Minus that from $400, and you’d only be paying … $160. That’s $40 cheaper than it’d be for one!

Hidan, grabbing Kakuzu’s hand and pulling him towards the door: Shit, you’re right; math IS fun! Come on!

Kakuzu, sighing as he grabs his wallet: I think I’ve made a mistake …

This is for you, @ama-tera 😊

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #the akatsuki #learning is fun #teaching your boyfriend how to haggle … one of the best bonding experiences 😌 #🤎🤍

[fleetingmoment]

#two birds #🤎🤍

[bjornkram]

Everybody say "Thank you trans bears!" 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤

#say it *holding a loaded gun to your head* #grumbles #🤎🧡💛🤍🖤 #hall of fame

[goya-brasilleiro]

___________________________🖤🦋 • • • • • #all #mind #cabeça #pensamentos #vida #caos #ّ🖤 #🤎🤍 #🦋❤️ #💚💚💚 #sextaferia #cores #💙 #💜 #caosinterno (em Fortaleza, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChuImy7OPV0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#all #mind #cabeça #pensamentos #vida #caos #ّ🖤 #🤎🤍 #🦋❤️ #💚💚💚 #sextaferia #cores #💙 #💜 #caosinterno

[nuggetstappen]

If you have a bad day today, here are two blurry pictures of my baby Peanut🤎🤍

#his derby little face <3 #teddy hamster #peanut #🤎🤍

[pngheavy]

#Kim Kitsuragi #Disco Elysium #disco elysium fanart #my art #🤎🖤🤍 #after work pic from yesterday #i have another deadline today oof im beat o(<

[mostlyfate]

vincenzo when he does that™️ — ✧:･ﾟ*happiest of birthdays to sara (@sjoongki​​)*:･ﾟ✧

Song Joong Ki as Vincenzo Cassano VINCENZO 빈센조 (2021) dir. Kim Hee Won.

#vincenzo #kdramaedit #kdramadaily #vincenzoedit #netflixedit #tvn vincenzo #usersara #song joong ki #vincenzo cassano #song joongki #vincenzo: vincenzo cassano #vincenzo: parallels #.gif #thank you for existing 💓 and always sending out your positivity to the world! 💐 #hoping you have the bestest day!! 🫶 #🤍🖤🤎 #😭💞 *showers you with this sjk to show my appreciation for you* 💞😭

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

A glimpse into my mind right now

#the beauty #the sheer beauty #is this the rain or my tears #wilmon #prince wilhelm #simon eriksson #young royals #young royals season three #my beloved #wilmon the interracial interclass ship of my dreams and it was #my brain today: 💜🧠💜 #always love seeing a healthy interracial couple happy like that #🤎🤍

[yowyowyaoi]

*at the store*

Deidara: Can we get frozen pizzas, hm?

Sasori: One.

Deidara: Candy?

Sasori: You still have half a bag at home.

Deidara: What about cinnamon rolls?

Sasori: You already have brownies in the cart. Pick one or the other but you’re not getting both.

Deidara, pouting: You never let me get anything fun …

Sasori: Brat. In this cart I’ve got chicken, beef, pork, and a variety of fruits and vegetables. For some reason you refuse to let me turn you into a puppet, so me making you healthy meals is the only feasible way I can see, to prolong your life.

Deidara: Why do you care so much about how long I live?!

Sasori: Because I care about you more than anything on this earth, and I want you beside me for as long as possible. 

Deidara: 

Deidara, tearing up and hugging Sasori: I love you …

Sasori: *kisses him* And I, you. So please try and behave, okay?

Deidara: Okay. And hey, at least you don’t gotta deal with Hidan, hm.

Sasori: What? What do you —

*there’s a loud commotion several aisles over; Sasori and Deidara look and Hidan is on the floor, kicking and screaming while clutching a package of cookies, and Kakuzu is trying to calm him down*

Sasori:

Sasori: You know what? *puts the cinnamon rolls back in the cart* You’ve earned them.

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #grocery shopping #kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #❤️💛 #🤎🤍

[mrghostrat]

#ask a rat #good omens/ #💖🧡💛💛🤎🤍🩷💚🩵💛🩷🖤🤎🩵💚

[ladykissingfish]

*at Hidan’s funeral*

Deidara: I can’t believe he actually died, hm. 

Kisame: Indeed; never would have thought it possible.

Pein: Kakuzu, how are you holding up?

Kakuzu: I’m alright. This is all very unnecessary, by the way. He’ll be fine.

Konan, putting a hand on Kakuzu’s shoulder: Kakuzu, I know it’s hard to accept, but …

Sasori: I examined him at least twenty times. No pulse, no heartbeat, no breathing. Has not moved or opened his eyes in two weeks. He’s gone.

Kakuzu: He’s just tired. All he needs is some motivation to get up and moving again.

The others: *exchange worried glance*

Kakuzu: But since you’re all set on going on with this spectacle … *leans down and puts a bouquet of daisies on Hidan’s coffin*

Itachi: Those are very nice. I’m sure he would have —

Hidan: *suddenly kicks the lid of the coffin off*

Hidan: Daisies? Fucking daisies?! Not only the cheapest flower you can buy, but the one I’m allergic to?! That’s how much respect you have for me, old bastard?? I oughta kill you and then YOU can be the one laying in this damn cheap pine box! I —

Kakuzu: *grabs Hidan and embraces him* Welcome back, brat. I’ve missed you.

Kakuzu: *holds up a check* I collected on your life insurance; let’s go out to dinner, your treat. The rest of you are welcome to join us if you —

Hidan: … I think they fainted, ‘Kuzu.

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #naruto #the akatsuki #this is true love and completely healthy idc 🤷🏽‍♀️ #🤎🤍 #deidara #konan #pein #itachi uchiha #sasori #kisame hoshigaki

[controlmyfeet]

i took this picture

#i love you mayhem #my babas #this picture screams ‘matty healys dog’ look at this guys face #i love mayhem so much ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎 #matty healy #the 1975

[foreverinthepagesofhistoryy]

Grand Duchesses Olga and Maria Nikolaevna of Russia 🤍

“Marie darling!..Well, good night, I kiss you and pat you on your chubby, appetising cheeks. Your sister, O Romanova” 31st October/13th November 1914

#this is so cute!!! 🤍🤎 #olga nikolaevna #maria nikolaevna #quotes #otma #romanovs #romanov #otmaa #letters and diaries #1914 #om #russian history #russian imperial family #grand duchess olga nikolaevna #grand duchess Maria NIkolaevna #grand duchess olga #grand duchess maria