#( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe ))

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“Och! Wha’s the ma’er DADDY. Don’t ye’ wanna pway with meeee DADDY?” (I’m so sorry for him 🧍‍♂️)

He warned you, Richard

#asks #richardxoliverxmayhew #( crack ) #gun tw #daddy mention tw #( forget a restraining order it's straight to a murder charge lmao ) #( he's penning Rogers a letter as we speak to help him hide a body again ) #( thanks for this Abe hates it lmao ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe )

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niksnarration asked : (hush) you pick which of our muses! and feel  free to spin it if you're interested in them pretending to be a couple.

Our muses are getting spicy somewhere they might be heard…   send   ( hush ) for sender’s muse to cover receiver’s mouth when they start getting too loud. / @impulse-incorporated​​ -- accepting

      𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, it was rather easy for Abraham to imagine the lips on his jaw and lips were that of A.nna S.trong’s. It was hard to keep the tavern cellar in mind when he knew the walls weren’t made of brick, but it was easy to imagine a different scenario instead. They were in York City once as he was now; with her brunette curls and the pink dress that was a heavenly sight to Abe that only reminded him of why he was so enamored with his childhood best friend in the first place. The soft lips on his that wandered close to his neck could be easily replaced in his mind with Anna’s and with his closed eyes, it was as if his daydream was a reality.

      When he gripped the woman’s sides, feeling the fabric of her clothes, and when her hand clamped over his mouth, he was pulled out of his reverie and unwillingly pushed into reality. His eyelids opened and when he was met with the face of Molly Strong, he was again reminded of their mission and the anger that rose in him earlier. 

      In order to conceal an alibi, they were to be posed as husband and wife to get past the checkpoints. It was a simple lie that meant nothing but when a redcoat was following them too close for comfort, the false relationship was quickly set into motion and they hoped to set his interest elsewhere with their kiss in an alleyway. It only went on from there, Abe being too eager for a passionate touch and his voice gaining volume, which is exactly why he assumed Molly attempted to silence him.

      Her palm was removed from his mouth and Abe’s heartbeat started to settle to its regular pace, but the heat felt within his body didn’t diminish any. His face was flush.

       ❝ What was that for? ❞ his voice was harsher than he wanted it to be, almost offended that there was an abrupt end to his daydream. ❝ You want to keep up our ruse, don’t you? ❞ He wasn’t going to admit that his moans were genuine, no. Molly Strong wasn’t going to get that satisfaction out of him. 

#asks #impulse-incorporated #// suggestive #( let me know if I need to change anything ! ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( part 3 of our chaos on this blog lmao ) #( he probably doesn't have his beanie here but most of my icons are beanie abe so )

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richardxoliverxmayhew asked : "Abe, has anybody told ye' yer' an absolute, wee, silly goose?"

Unprompted asks / @richardxoliverxmayhew -- always accepting

        𝐀𝐛𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞-𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲, but from what he did know was that Richard was becoming more and more infuriating every chance he opened his mouth. His brows furrowed upon hearing the nonsense being spewed from his lips. It sounded like a statement that should be told to Thomas instead of him.

        He shook his head, pressing his lips firmly into a thin line. ❝ You're as much of a nuisance as Rogers. ❞

#asks #richardxoliverxmayhew #( crack ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( thanks for sending this in! )

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anonymous asked : I heard you are an adulterer.

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react. -- accepting

        𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐀𝐛𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐠𝐨. It still swarms in the back of his mind with an ugly side of regret. He can deflect, excuse, or deny it all he wants, but even Abe knows when the truth needs to be told. Especially for a man with a liar's tongue.

        He exhales and his chest rises and falls as he wipes the dirt on his fingers. He rests his hands on his hips as he looks up at the stranger. ❝ Its a common rumor you're hear in Setauket; unfortunately as all rumors go, there's some truth to it, I'm afraid. ❞ He sucks in a breath and releases it to ease the tension from his chest, dissolving the pool of guilt in his stomach. ❝ But I swore to right my wrongs and remain loyal to my wife in the foreseeable future. ❞ Even as the situation between Anna and him was more complicated than he let on, he was certain Anna felt shame over it as well. The worst part of it? Abe still finds himself tethered to Anna, regardless of who he swore his heart to.

#asks #anon #anonymous #// suggestive #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒃𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 ; Anna (( Abe )) #( 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 ; Mary (( Abe )) #( I know we all aren't really fond of Abe/Anna but I do think Abe feels regret over it ) #( mostly because he knew it wasn't right ) #( maybe not so much that he realize she took advantage of Anna'a vulnerability ) #( not that Anna is entirely in the right either but I'm more sympathetic to Anna for multiple reasons ) #( thanks for sending this in! )

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anonymous asked : Abe can't sleep unless he snuggles his cabbages

Send me a very scandalous rumor about my muse to see how they would react. - accepting

        ❝ I'll pass on having maggots in my bed. ❞ Even though its a stab to Abe's ego to admit that his harvests have been underwhelming, Abe thinks a rumor like this is utterly ridiculous. Frankly, he assumes that there are far worse rumors circling around Setauket's sewing circles than this. ❝ Won't be good for me or my crop. ❞

#asks #anon #anonymous #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( okay but is this actually kind of adorable to imagine Abe cuddling with a cabbage lmao ) #( 'its just me and you buddy' ) #food mention tw

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niksnarration asked : 💗 for any of our disaster Abe dynamics xD

Send in 💗 for me to use a love meter to check the compatibility of our muses. [Site]. / @niksnarration​​​​ -- accepting

       ❝ Just for the record, I disagree with every single one of these. ❞ Caroline is the only person he can stand in this list.

#asks #niksnarration #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( crack ) #( I did all of our interactions on here to torment Abe because he deserves it ) #( I didn't do Thomas and Abe though because that would be weird ) #( but it's funny how all of these are in the 70s range )

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anonymous asked : So is your pp smaller than Simcoe’s nose?

Bully Abe Hours. -- always accepting

        ❝ ... Yes. ❞

#asks #anon #anonymous #( crack ) #( he never considered this lmao ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #// suggestive

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anonymous asked : Hewlett or Simcoe

Send two names and my muse will say which they’d rather kiss. -- accepting

       ❝ Hewlett or Simcoe? ❞ The question of his own is followed with a confused and surprised tone. ❝ Those are my two options? ❞ The quill is steady in his hand and his grip finally loosens on it, lifting it up from spilling any more ink onto the paper before him and it’s tossed into the inkwell. Abe doesn’t need to think all that hard on this, it’s not like any of this will come to fruition, but what does matter to him is the reputation and opinion he leaves from his answer. He’s hardly concerned with whatever is said in gossip circles when lips are loosened with alcohol, but he doesn’t want to be misheard either.

       ❝ I would rather lick a rusty nail than kiss Simcoe, ❞ he declares, his voice full of confidence in his judgment, not wanting his words to be twisted or tied into anything else. The town already spoke enough (and Abe already heard more than his share) of the kiss exchanged between Simcoe and Anna, and he doesn’t wish to repeat that horrifying image nor experience it himself. 

      But that only leaves one option: Hewlett. Not one he would consider appealing by any means, but he believed that almost anyone was a better option to kiss than that murderer in green clothing. 

      He smiles softly in a humorous way and scratches at his hairline, pulling out a few thin strands from his queue from the motion. ❝ I suppose I’d kiss Hewlett then. ❞ It was the lesser of two evils (well that being redcoats), but the image of either of these men being as disgusted (or even confused) as he was during his journey to his answer made Abe feel somewhat at ease over having to plague his conscience with the thought of kissing either man. 

#asks #anon #anonymous #( lowkey tho same Abe ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( thanks for sending this in ! ) #( Abe: hmmm this is a hard question either the guy who tried to kill my dad or the Major of Setauket hmmm )

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anonymous asked : Thoughts about Abe: He's probably fucked those cabbages...

Send your muse’s thoughts about mine on anon. -- accepting

        𝐈𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲, Abe's body tenses and his brows furrow, creating a line of wrinkles to appear on his forehead. First, everyone pokes fun at his failure of a harvest and now they are assuming him of unbecoming activities? Who did they think he was? Amoral?

        ❝ No- no. Not at all. ❞ His stomach twisted and turned with disgust as he thought about it. He shook his head, physically cringing. ❝ Who do you think I am? ❞

#asks #anon #anonymous #// suggestive #( no cabbages are being used as fl*shli.ghts here ) #( he's glaring at me for making him respond to this ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( no cabbages were harmed in this writing piece )

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kholkate asked : I'm here to drink alone- for your dialog prompts.

𝑫𝑶𝑵'𝑻 𝑺𝑴𝑰𝑳𝑬 𝑨𝑻 𝑴𝑬. -- accepting

        𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐛𝐞’𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦. Instead, he pulls a chair, stretches out his legs before him, and takes a sip from his tankard. He hums, deep in his throat, before he allows the cup to leave his lips.  

        ❝ That’s a shame, ❞ he prods even further with that cheery, optimistic voice. With his shaven face, it was common for Abe to be brushed to the side. Many of the older city connected youthfulness with a college kid, eager to get into trouble and annoy the older folk with their arrogance, but Abe wasn’t going to be satisfied with being given the cold shoulder. He had limited time in the city and as the hours were wearing thin to nighttime, he had come up short with intelligence. With how much effort it took in securing a pass into York City, he wasn’t going to leave with nothing. If they think he's a young guy with too big an ego on his shoulders, they may not waste their breath, but they might underestimate the intel that leaves their lips.

        ❝ I’ve been known to be a bit of a social drinker. Should’ve stuck to your room if you were looking for solitude. ❞ He wiped the bit of ale stuck to his lip with his sleeve before he leaned forward in his chair. ❝ How goes the war? Seasoned redcoats like yourself always have a story to tell. ❞

#asks #kholkate #( just using this for a writing warmup and to get Abe's voice back ) #( this isn't that great but eh ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( thanks for sending this in! ) #alcohol mention tw

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honorhearted asked : ☎

Put ☎ in my ask for your muses info in my muses phone. / @honorhearted​ -- accepting

NAME: Ben (or a crude nickname Abe gave him in their childhood)

RINGTONE: default iphone ringtone (he’s boring) or a weezer song he set for everyone because Abe likes weezer (unfortunately)

PICTURE: A really embarrassing photo of Ben taken in their youth

LAST TEXT RECEIVED: WHAT DID YOU DO

LAST TEXT SENT: What are you talking about? Setauket has been crazy lately. Did you get my last letter?

#asks #honorhearted #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( A scenario where Ben is mad and Abe is just like 'keep up man' LMAO ) #( this has a more modern vibe but I'm too lazy to make a modern verse tag rn ) #( when I write more in his main verse more anyway ) #( thanks for sending this in! )

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anonymous asked : Anna clearly has moved on and wants her oysters shucked by that major. Why can't you just leave her alone?

Anon hour starts now. Everything will be answered. -- accepting

        ❝ Don't use the word Anna, shucks, oyster, or Major in the same sentence ever again. ❞ Nevertheless, he didn't want to picture it, much less hear it said aloud.

#asks #anon #anonymous #// suggestive #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( Sorry this is super short I've been dealing with an on and off headache all day ) #( thanks for sending this in! )

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anonymous asked : YES OR NO: do you hate your father?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. -- accepting

        ❝ No. ❞ This question was easier to answer than one may suspect. He may have mouthed off a few times in his rage that he hated his father with all of his being. But when it truly came down to it, he would step in the way of a bullet to save his father. He would uphold any responsible Richard may bestow on him. Their relationship had been.... rocky, to say the least, but there were moments--even if they were few--where he got along with his father. He enjoyed his time in York City, working alongside him in his business dealings.

#asks #anon #anonymous #( thanks for sending this in! ) #( Abe might not hate Richard but the mun does lmao ) #( I need to rewatch the time Abe and Richard sorta bonded by the end of s3 and start of s4 but I never really bought into it tbh ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe )

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anonymous asked : YES OR NO: Will your dick retire from its Olympic sport of adultery?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’ -- accepting

        The word "adultery" pained him like nails burrowing into his skin. But Abe was not one to stray from a moment of ego stroking, especially at the hostile tone of this person. ❝ I'm afraid the answer you're searching for is: no. ❞ As long as Anna would have him.

#asks #anon #anonymous #( new icons of Abe more fuckboy action ) #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #// suggestive

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richardxoliverxmayhew asked : If espionage wasn’t in the cards for you, do you think you would’ve followed in your fathers footsteps and became a lawyer, or judge, or some sort of man of the law?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. // @richardxoliverxmayhew -- accepting

        𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠, Abe's winter dwelling mostly focused on his spying. Well, almost everything in his life surrounded spying. For example, his root cellar, which was full of field tools, was quickly upturned into a hideout for his spying operations. But in those quiet winter months when the war seemed to abate, if spying was not in the cards, the apprenticeship act he pulled to get into York CIty was looked at with a desperate glimmer in his eyes when his coin bag was low. So however the war ended, a plunge into completing his law degree did seem a bit promising. He had all of the knowledge needed, he just needed the supervision for it. If spying hadn't taken up so much of his time, a career in law didn't seem unsuitable for him.

        ❝ Yes. ❞ It was a noble profession, a profitable one if he played his cards right and with growing up with a Magistrate as a father, he was sure he could make a solid living form it. Ensuring his son's future freedom was always seen as more important than anything else.

#asks #richardxoliverxmayhew #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( okay so the reason why he became a cabbage farmer is because of the whole marriage to Mary thing and dropping out of King's College ) #( but I do think Abe wants a sense of making his life his own ) #( he shared a similar interest in law as his father but I think in the back of his mind pursing law was to gain respect from Richard ) #( since Thomas was seen as the favorite and praised way mroe than Abe ever was ) #( I headcanon that before going to King's College Abe didn't relaly know what he wanted to do and did some odd jobs around Setauket ) #( eventually fell onto pursuing a degree because he would be closer to Thomas and Richard probably kinda pressed him to choose something ) #( which in turn with his law degree he learned more about British law and found some errors in it which rove him more towards patriotism ) #( I do see Abe maybe pursuing law post turn but that's likely because the real abe did just that after the war )

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anonymous asked : Do you torment everyone with cabbage cakes?

Ask Abe questions and he's only allowed to answer with 'Yes’ or 'No’. -- accepting

        ❝ You try to do something nice and you get shunned for it in return. It's a shame, truly, ❞ he lightly chides with a grin poking at the edges of his lips. ❝ No, I give cabbage cake only to those deserving of it. ❞

#asks #anon #anonymous #( 𝑩𝒐𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒔𝒑𝒚 ; asks (( Abe )) #( 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆 ; Abe ) #( cabbage cake chronicles ) #( crack ) #( broke the rules for this but meh ) #( cabbage cake is now my legacy on this blog ) #food mention tw #( thanks for sending this in! )