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s3venpounds · 7 years

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YA CHEEKY LITTLE CUNT love you tho because its always fun to do these asks even though everyone who reads will probs forget all these details in like the span of a week.

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

wanna go again?

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

nothing anymore

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

depends on what drugs, the severity of the side effects, the cost of said drugs, and how addicted they are to it. like if its weed sure go ahead long as it isn’t around me not a big fan of the smell. crystal meth however i would probably be turned off or just attempt to get them off it. over the counter drugs though is fine too.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yep

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes. horribly messed up. still think about it tbh

7. What does your last received text say? “ well i think you can just wax with whatever length but it wont be able to cling to your hair well”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? lost count too busy being happy at the time

9. Where was your last kiss at? a bus stop

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? yesterday

11. What do you drink in the morning? nothing. i dont wake up in the morning

12. Where did you sleep last night? my couch because its fucking comfier than my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? most def. wouldn’t have it any other way though.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yeah

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

yeah, the fact we haven’t talked in months, and because i’m pretty sure she wants nothing to do with me lol

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? rainy, free shower

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? dont got a middle name so i guess yes?

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? boxing shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? ahahaha no.

20. Does anyone like you? trust me, if i knew i would do something about it

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? its rude to say but i don’t remember but from what i do remember its a no

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? not gay specifically at least from what i’ve been told by said person

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? 3 people specifically. not gonna name them

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? multiple times, talked to tattoo artists, people who had multiple tattoos, people who are first timers so yeah i want one maybe 5

25. In the past week have you cried? yeah anime hurts the feels bro

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?does pictures on tumblr count? if yes, a shiba inu, if no, golden retriever

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of the shower, i feel like im gonna slip and fall if i stay in there too long

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? yeah he doesn’t use lip balm often so it was kinda rough

29. Do you think you’re old? yeah

30. Do you like text messaging? most def. i like texting more than talking since i can think about my words and play it off as just “ yeah i was busy” also i find myself a better conversationalist on texts than in person

31. What type of day are you having? a shitty one but i showered so im feeling refreshed at least

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? nope, i have thought about getting spider bites on my lower lip but i dont think i can pull it off

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold weather, i hate bugs and indoor volleyball is nice

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?yeah

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? a relationship. flings hurt afterwards and to me theres no feelings behind it so youre left feeling empty

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? i wanna say simple but everyone knows everyones complicated. if someones simple that just means theyre not letting off everything at the get go

37. What song are you listening to? lie to me george nozuka

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? of course i do. does it mean i wont make the same mistake? nope. it just means i’ll take steps to preventing it from happening again. if it happens again then ill keep trying. all you can do when you fuck up is to just keep trying to prevent it from happening again. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? i’d like to think so40. What made you start liking the person you like now?vibrant personality that draws you in. playful demeanor. likes geeky things like i do. has deep thoughts that make me want to ponder existence with them. likes physical intimacy. and the first thought when i saw her was that i wanted to protect her, care for her, and guide her in life if ever she needs help. 41. When did you last receive a text message? 8:43 am monday42. What is wrong with you right now? im not independent? i rely on friends and other stuff to grant me happiness when really the only source of happiness i can rely on if to draw it from myself. friends help but they can’t be the only source. i have trouble moving on from past issues, constantly weighed down by past decisions and mistakes when i should have passed it a long time ago.43. How well do you know the last female you texted? not very well however she knows me very well since i vent to her lol44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah the same 3 people i mentioned that i cannot stand.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? most likely yeah46. Are you in a good mood right now? nope. neutral if anything47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?me mother before she left for a bus shuttle to fort mac48. What color shirt are you wearing? nude. no plans today, or guests so that means no pants, no shirt and occasionally if im feeling happy enough, no underwear either49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? not recently. i have a feeling that i’ve given off the vibe to all my friends that they have to tip toe around me about a lot of topics else they’ll make me sad. i’d rather a splash of cold water in the face than some shitty lie50. Anyone you’re giving up on? myself mostly.51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? i never hate the people i used to date. i hate the decisions i made that lead to breaking up. i tend to think things are never someone else’s fault but more of mine. even if by some weird chance it wasn’t i would twist it so it was my fault. its just easier for everyone that way if people have a scapegoat.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yeah.53. Do you like rain? i love it. sometimes on rare occasions i can almost feel the shitty person inside me just kinda slide off my skin and drip off the tips of my fingers and i feel … complete? is the best way i can put it54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope. party all you like, im just not too keen on drinking very often or partying very often. although when i do party ill party hard.55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? who hasnt?56. Do you like to cuddle? love it. spooning, arm on shoulder, hugging from behind, them sitting on your lap, them holding you from behind. my skin feels electric when the person i love has their skin against mine.57. Are you shy? i’d like to say im not58. Do you get along with girls? i’d like to say i do59. Have you dated the person you texted last? not going to lie hahah i considered it at some point60. What do you carry with you at all times? phone, wallet , keys.61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? yeah most likely. the economy sucks bro.62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? yeah assuming i dont fuck up lol63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?nope. sadly.64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? DAMN STRAIGHT. shit would be like a good luck charm65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? my niece tried to say duck and instead said fuck

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? probably going to get some questionable looks from this but 16, 24, 21

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? pay for a pro, i am NOT an artistic person. 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? zebra. black and white. leopard print makes me think a white 40 something year old with plastic surgery, hair thats half a meter tall and nails that are longer than most men’s penises talking with a southern belle accent that tries to hit on pool boys69. Do you have any stickers on your car? none70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? i hate country and im not a fan of lil wayne anymore so i guess lil wayne if i absolutely have to.71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? android 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? couple days ago?73. Do you like diet soda? hate it. feels fake to me74. What color are the walls in your room? boring beige75. Are you 16 or older? yes.76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? heard of it, seen gifs, dont plan on watching it77. Do you have a job? as of now yeah. 78. What are your initials? SM79. Did you ever have braces? nope. i had retainers but i kept breaking them so my parents were like okay thats enough, its too expensive to replace them lol80. Are you from the south? im about as north as you can get without living in igloos

81. What does your last status on facebook say? “day barely started and 4 things putting me in a shitty mood. looks liek today is gonna be loooooooooong”82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? i wish.83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? mother. although im not on good terms with either of them. my mother just has more patience to deal with me84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? i did pom squad which was a pretty shitty version of cheerleading i guess. 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? beauty and the beast i thoroughly enjoyed it =] 86. Do you smoke? weed or cigarettes? either one ive stopped both. not worth it, plus i dislike smelling gross.87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? i’ve worn heels before but not for a prolonged period of time but they felt nice so i’d say hells. flip flops keep making annoying sounds and it makes me grind my teeth thinking about it88. Is your phone touch screen? yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? straight. i’d love it to be a bit curly. i even permed my hair last year apparently it looked good says some friends of mine.90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? i snuck out last night lol. the family gave up on stopping me.91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pool. rivers and lakes have the possibility of germs, leeches or other shit. its a hassle to have to take extra precautions92. Have you ever made out in a car? yep.93. …Had sex in a car? almost.94. Are you single or in a relationship? single. 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? playing overwatch with my friend reo.96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? AW COME THE FUCK ON. the last relationship questions weren’t enough to jab a knife in my chest but this too? fuck. whatever. it was at capital ex or k- days whatever the fuck you wanna call it. i had fun. the fireworks wasn’t the only thing that sparked. fuck. instant bad mood.97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah its really good. i can take pictures of my friends and even see the condition of their pores and shit its pretty nice. 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? nope. i’d like to try it though99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? not yet.100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? yeah. i should really just delete my facebook. 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? nope. 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Die young103. Do you have any tan lines right now? nope.104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? sure why not. i’d probs wear assless chaps too if i had a nice ass

#ask me more shiiit yallllll #this was fun #but im still salty about that one question about fireworks #ask se7enpounds

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ophanim-vesper · 4 years

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I put the Bee Movie script through a Temmie talk translator

this was the result:

Bee movie script - dialogue transcript

according tu all known laws of aviation,

ther iz no way a bee should be able tu fly.

its wings r too SMOL tu get its fat little body off da ground.

da bee, of course, flys anyway

because bees dont care WHAT give Tem hOIVES! think iz impossible.

yellow, black. Yellow, black. yellow, black. Yellow, black.

ooh, black and yellow! let's shake it up a little.

barry! breakfast iz ready!

ooming!

hang on a second.

hOI!!!?

- barry? - adam?

- oan u believe dis happening? - tem cant. Tem'll pick u up.

looking sharp.

use da stairs. Ur father paid gud MONEE FOR COLLEG for those.

sorry. Tem'm excited.

here's da graduate. WE're very proud of u, son.

a perfect report card, all b's.

very proud.

ma! tem got a THIN gonna here.

- u got lint on ur fuzz. - ow! dat's meh!

- wave tu us! WE'll be in row 118,000. - bOI!!!!!!

barry, tem told u, stop flying in da house!

- hey, adam. - hey, barry.

- iz dat fuzz gel? - a little. Special day, graduation.

nevs thought tem'd mak it.

three days grade tem tired..., three days high tem tired....

those were awkward.

three days colleg. Tem'm glad tem took a day and hitchhiked around da hive.

u did com back different.

- hOI!!!, barry. - artie, growing a mustache? looks gud.

- hear about frankie? - YAYA.

- u gonna tu da funeral? - no, tem'm not gonna.

everybody knows, sting someone, u die.

dont waste it on a squirrel. such a hothead.

tem guess he could have just gotten out of da way.

tem love dis incorporating an amusement park into our day.

dat's y WE dont need vacations.

boi, quite a bit of pomp... under da circumstances.

- well, adam, today WE r men. - WE r!

- bee-men. - amen!

hallelujah!

students, faculty, distinguished bees,

plz welcom dean buzzwell.

welcom, new hive oity graduating class of...

...9:15.

dat concludes our ceremonys.

and begins ur career at honex industries!

wil WE pick ourjob today?

tem heard it's just orientation.

heads up! here WE go.

keep ur hands and antennas inside da tram at all times.

- wonder WHAT it'll be liek? - a little scary.

welcom tu honex, a division of honesco

and a part of da hexagon group.

dis it!

wow.

WE know dat u, as a bee, have worked yer whole life

tu get tu da point where u can work for yer whole life.

honey begins when our valiant pollen jocks bring da nectar tu da hive.

our top-secret formula

iz automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into dis soothing sweet syrup

wit its distinctive golden glow u know as...

honey!

- dat girl was hot. - she's ma cousin!

- she iz? - yas, WE're all cousins.

- right. U're right. - at honex, WE constantly strive

tu improve every aspect of bee existence.

these bees r stress-testing a new helmet technology.

- WHAT do u think he makes? - not enough.

here WE have our latest advancement, da krelman.

- WHAT does dat do? - oatches dat little strand of honey

dat hangs after u pour it. saves us millions.

oan anyone work on da krelman?

of course. Most bee jobs r SMOL ones. But bees know

dat every SMOL job, if it's done well, means a lot.

but choose carefully

because u'll stay in da job u pick for da rest of ur life.

da same job da rest of ur life? tem didn't know dat.

WHAT's da difference?

u'll be happy tu know dat bees, as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

so u'll just work us tu death?

WE'll sher try.

wow! dat blew ma mind!

"what's da difference?" how can u say dat?

one job forever? dat's an insane choice tu have tu mak.

tem'm relieved. Now WE only have tu mak one decision in life.

but, adam, how could they nevs have told us dat?

y would u question anything? WE're bees.

WE're da most perfectly functioning society on earth.

u ever think maybe THINs work a little too well here?

liek WHAT? give meh one example.

tem dont know. But u know WHAT tem'm talking about.

plz clear da gate. royal nectar force on approach.

wait a second. Oheck it out.

- hey, those r pollen jocks! - wow.

tem've nevs seen them dis close.

they know WHAT it's liek outside da hive.

YAYA, but sum don com back.

- hey, jocks! - hOI!!!, jocks!

u guys did great!

u're monsters! u're sky freaks! tem love it! tem love it!

- tem wonder where they were. - tem dont know.

their day's not planned.

outside da hive, flying who knows where, doin who knows WHAT.

u can'tjust decide tu be a pollen jock. U have tu be bred for dat.

right.

look. Dat's MOAR pollen than u and tem wil see in a lifetime.

it's just a status symbol. bees mak too much of it.

perhaps. Unless u're wearing it and da ladys see u wearing it.

those ladies? aren't they our cousins too?

distant. Distant.

look at these two.

- oouple of hive harrys. - let's have fun wit them.

it must be dangerous being a pollen jock.

YAYA. Once a bear pinned meh against a mushroom dance!

he had a paw on ma throat, and wit da other, he was slapping meh!

- oh, ma! - tem nevs thought tem'd knock him out.

WHAT were u doin during dis?

tryin tu alert da authoritys.

tem can autograph dat.

a little gusty out ther today, wasn't it, comrades?

YAYA. Gusty.

WE're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

- six miles, huh? - barry!

a puddle jump for us, but maybe u're not up for it.

- maybe tem am. - u r not!

WE're gonna 0900 at j-gate.

WHAT do u think, buzzy-boy? r u bee enough?

tem might be. It all depends on WHAT 0900 means.

hey, honex!

dad, u surprised meh.

u decide WHAT u're interested in?

- well, ther's a lot of choices. - but u only get one.

do u ever get bored doin da same job every day?

son, let meh tell u about stirring.

u grab dat stick, and u just move it around, and u stir it around.

u get yourself into a rhythm. it's a beautiful THIN.

u know, dad, da MOAR tem think about it,

maybe da honey field just isn't right for meh.

u were thinking of WHAT, making balloon animals?

dat's a bad job for a guy wit a stinger.

janet, yer son's not sher he wants tu go into honey!

- barry, u r so funny sometimes. - tem'm not tryin tu be funny.

u're not funny! u're gonna into honey. Our son, da stirrer!

- u're gonna be a stirrer? - no one's listening tu meh!

wait till u see da sticks tem have.

tem could say anything right now. tem'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

let's open sum honey and celebrate!

maybe tem'll pierce ma thorax. shave ma antennae.

shack up wit a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

tem'm so proud.

- WE're starting work today! - today's da day.

oome on! all da gud jobs wil be gone.

YAYA, right.

pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- iz it still available? - hang on. Two left!

one of them's yours! oongratulations! step tu da side.

- WHAT'd u get? - picking crud out. Stellar!

wow!

oouple of newbies?

yez, sir! our first day! WE r ready!

mak yer choice.

- u want tu go first? - no, u go.

oh, ma. WHAT's available?

restroom attendant's open, not for da reason u think.

- any chance of getting da krelman? - sher, u're on.

tem'm sorry, da krelman just closed out.

wax monkey's always open.

da krelman opened up again.

WHAT happened?

a bee died. Makes an opening. See? he's ded. Another ded one.

deady. Deadified. Two MOAR ded.

ded from da neck up. ded from da neck down. Dat's life!

oh, dis so hard!

heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

mite wrangler. Barry, WHAT do u think tem should... Barry?

barry!

all right, WE've got da sunflower patch in quadrant nine...

WHAT happened tu u? where r u?

- tem'm gonna out. - out? out where?

- out ther. - oh, no!

tem have tu, before tem go tu work for da rest of ma life.

u're gonna die! u're crazy! hOI!!!?

another call coming in.

if anyone's feelin brave, ther's a korean deli on 83rd

dat gets their roses today.

hey, guys.

- look at dat. - isn't dat da kid WE saw yesterday?

hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

it's ok, lou. WE're gonna take him up.

really? feelin lucky, r u?

sign here, here. Just initial dat.

- thank u. - ok.

u got a rain advisory today,

and as u all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

so be careful. As always, watch yer brooms,

hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

also, tem got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

murphy's in a temmie village because of it, babbling liek a cicada!

- dat's awful. - and a reminder for u rookies,

bee law number one, absolutely no talking tu give Tem hOIVES!!

all right, launch positions!

buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

black and yellow!

hOI!!!!

u ready for dis, hot shot?

YAYA. YAYA, bring it on.

wind, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

- antennae, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM.. - nectar pack, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

- wings, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM.. - stinger, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

scared out of ma shorts, RATED TEM OUTTA TEM..

ok, ladies,

let's move it out!

pound those petunias, u striped stem-suckers!

all of u, drain those flowers!

wow! tem'm out!

tem cant believe tem'm out!

so blue.

tem feel so fast and free!

box kite!

wow!

flowers!

dis blue leader. WE have roses visual.

bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

roses!

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

stand tu da side, kid. it's got a bit of a kick.

dat iz one nectar collector!

- ever see pollination up close? - no, sir.

tem pick up sum pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over ther,

a pinch on dat one. see dat? it's a little bit of magic.

dat's amazing. Y do WE do dat?

dat's pollen power. MOAR pollen, MOAR flowers, MOAR nectar, MOAR honey for us.

oool.

tem'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. oould be daisys. Don WE need those?

oopy dat visual.

wait. One of these flowers seems tu be on da move.

say again? u're reporting a moving flower?

affirmative.

dat was on da line!

dis da coolest. WHAT iz it?

tem dont know, but tem'm loving dis CULER.

it smells gud. not liek a flower, but tem liek it.

YAYA, fuzzy.

ohemical-y.

oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

ma sweet lord of bees!

oandy-brain, get off ther!

problem!

- guys! - dis could be bad.

affirmative.

very close.

gonna hurt.

mama's little boi.

u r way out of position, rookie!

ooming in at u liek a missile!

help meh!

tem dont think these r flowers.

- should WE tell him? - tem think he knows.

WHAT iz dis?!

match point!

u can start packing up, honey, because u're about tu nom it!

yowser!

GROSS.

ther's a bee in da car!

- do something! - tem'm driving!

- hOI!!!, bee. - he's back here!

he's gonna tu sting meh!

nobody move. If u dont move, he wont sting u. Freeze!

he blinked!

spray him, granny!

WHAT r u doin?!

wow... da tension level out here iz unbelievable.

tem gotta get temmie village.

oan't fly in rain.

mayday! mayday! bee gonna down!

ken, could u close da window plz?

oheck out ma new resume. tem made it into a fold-out brochure.

u see? folds out.

oh, no. MOAR give Tem hOIVES!. Tem don need dis.

WHAT was dat?

maybe dis tem. Dis tem. Dis tem. dis tem! dis tem! dis...

drapes!

dat iz diabolical.

it's fantastic. It's got all ma special skills, even ma top-ten favrite movys.

WHAT's number one? star wars?

nah, tem dont go for dat...

...kind of stuf.

no wonder WE shouldn't talk tu them. they're out of their minds.

when tem leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, cant believe WHAT tem say.

ther's da sun. Maybe dat's a way out.

tem don remember da sun having a BIGS 75 on it.

tem predicted global warming.

tem could feel it getting hotter. at first tem thought it was just meh.

wait! stop! bee!

stand back. These r winter boots.

wait!

dont kill him!

u know tem'm allergics tu them! dis THIN could kill meh!

y does his life have less value than yours?

y does his life have any less value than mine? iz dat yer statement?

tem'm just saying all life haz value. U dont know WHAT he's capable of feelin.

ma brochure!

ther u go, little guy.

tem'm not scared of him. it's an allergics THIN.

put dat on ur resume brochure.

ma whole face could puff up.

mak it one of ur special skills.

knocking someone out iz also a special skill.

right. BOI!!!!!, vanessa. Tanks.

- vanessa, next week? yogurt night? - sher, ken. U know, whatever.

- u could put carob chips on ther. - bOI!!!!!.

- supposed tu be less calorys. - bOI!!!!!.

tem gotta say something.

she saved ma life. tem gotta say something.

all right, here it goes.

nah.

WHAT would tem say?

tem could really get in trouble.

it's a bee law. u're not supposed tu talk tu a hooman.

tem cant believe tem'm doin dis.

tem've gotta.

oh, tem cant dew it!!!. Oome on!

no. Yas. No.

dew it!!!. Tem cant.

how should tem start it? "you liek jazz?" no, dat's no gud.

here she comes! spek, u fool!

hOI!!!!

tem'm sorry.

- u're talking. - yas, tem know.

u're talking!

tem'm so sorry.

no, it's ok. It's fine. tem know tem'm dreaming.

but tem don recall gonna tu bed.

well, tem'm sher dis iz very disconcerting.

dis a bit of a surprise tu meh. tem mean, u're a bee!

tem am. And tem'm not supposed tu be doin dis,

but they were all tryin tu kill meh.

and if it wasn't for u...

tem had tu thank u. it's just how tem was raised.

dat was a little weird.

- tem'm talking wit a bee. - YAYA.

tem'm talking tu a bee. and da bee iz talking tu meh!

tem just want tu say tem'm grateful. tem'll leave now.

- wait! how did u lern tu do dat? - WHAT?

da talking THIN.

same way u did, tem guess. "mama, dada, honey." u pick it up.

- dat's very funny. - YAYA.

bees r funny. If WE didn't laugh, WE'd cry wit WHAT WE have tu deal wit.

anyway...

oan tem...

...get u something? - liek WHAT?

tem don know. Tem mean... tem don know. Ooffee?

tem dont want tu put u out.

it's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

- it's just coffee. - tem hate tu impose.

- dont be ridiculous! - actually, tem would love a cup.

hey, u want rum cake?

- tem shouldn't. - have sum.

- no, tem cant. - oome on!

tem'm tryin tu lose a couple micrograms.

- where? - these stripes don help.

u look great!

tem don know if u know anything about fashion.

r u all right?

no.

he's making da tie in da cab as they're flying up madison.

he finally gets ther.

he runs up da steps into da church. da wedding iz on.

and he says, "watermelon? tem thought u said guatemalan.

y would tem marry a watermelon?"

iz dat a bee joke?

dat's da kind of stuf WE do.

YAYA, different.

so, WHAT r u gonna do, barry?

about work? tem dont know.

tem want tu do ma part for da hive, but tem cant dew it!!! da way they want.

tem know how u feel.

- u do? - sher.

ma parents wanted meh tu be a lawyer or a doctor, but tem wanted tu be a florist.

- really? - ma only interest iz flowers.

our new queen was just elected wit dat same campaign slogan.

anyway, if u look...

ther's ma hive right ther. See it?

u're in sheep meadow!

yez! tem'm right off da turtle pond!

no way! tem know dat area. tem lost a toe ring ther once.

- y do girls put rings on their toes? - y not?

- it's liek putting a hat on yer knee. - maybe tem'll try dat.

- u all right, ma'am? - oh, YAYA. Fine.

just having two cups of coffee!

anyway, dis haz been great. tanks for da coffee.

YAYA, it's no trouble.

sorry tem couldn't finish it. If tem did, tem'd be up da rest of ma life.

r u...?

oan tem take a piece of dis wit meh?

sher! here, have a crumb.

- tanks! - YAYA.

all right. Well, den... tem guess tem'll see u around.

or not.

ok, barry.

and thank u so much again... for before.

oh, dat? dat was nothing.

well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

dis cant possibly work.

he's all set tu go. WE may as well try it.

ok, dave, pull da chute.

- sounds amazing. - it was amazing!

it was da scariest, happiest moment of ma life.

hoomans! tem cant believe u were wit hoomans!

giant, scary hoomans! WHAT were they liek?

huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

they nom crazy giant THINs. they drive crazy.

- do they try and kill u, liek on tv? - sum of them. But sum of them don.

- how'd u get back? - poodle.

u did it, and tem'm glad. U saw whatever u wanted tu see.

u had ur "experience." now u can pick out yourjob and be normal.

- well... - well?

well, tem met someone.

u did? was she bee-ish?

- a wasp?! yer parents wil kill u! - no, no, no, not a wasp.

- spider? - tem'm not attracted tu spiders.

tem know it's da hottest THIN, wit da eight legs and all.

tem cant get by dat face.

so who iz she?

she's... hooman.

no, no. Dat's a bee law. u wouldn't break a bee law.

- hur name's vanessa. - oh, boi.

she's so nice. And she's a florist!

oh, no! u're dating a hooman florist!

WE're not dating.

u're flying outside da hive, talking tu hoomans dat attack our homes

wit power washers and m-80s! one-eighth a stick of dynamite!

she saved ma life! and she understands meh.

dis over!

nom dis.

dis not over! WHAT was dat?

- they call it a crumb. - it was so stingin' stripey!

and dat's not WHAT they nom. dat's WHAT falls off WHAT they nom!

- u know WHAT a oinnabon iz? - no.

it's bread and cinnamon and frosting. they HOTS it up...

sit down!

...really hot! - listen tu meh!

WE r not them! WE're us. ther's us and ther's them!

yez, but who can deny da heart dat iz yearning?

ther's no yearning. stop yearning. Listen tu meh!

u have gotta start thinking bee, ma frend. Thinking bee!

- thinking bee. - thinking bee.

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

ther he iz. He's in da pool.

u know WHAT yer problem iz, barry?

tem gotta start thinking bee?

how much longer wil dis go on?

it's been three days! y aren't u working?

tem've got a lot of BIGS life decisions tu think about.

WHAT life? u have no life! u have no job. U're barely a bee!

would it kill u tu mak a little honey?

barry, com out. yer father's talking tu u.

martin, would u talk tu him?

barry, tem'm talking tu u!

u coming?

got everything?

all set!

go ahead. Tem'll catch up.

dont be too long.

watch dis!

vanessa!

- WE're still here. - tem told u not tu yell at him.

he doesn't respond tu yelling!

- den y yell at meh? - because u don listen!

tem'm not listening tu dis.

sorry, tem've gotta go.

- where r u gonna? - tem'm meeting a frend.

a girl? iz dis y u cant decide?

bOI!!!!!.

tem just hope she's bee-ish.

they have a huge parade of flowers every year in pasadena?

tu be in da tournament of roses, dat's every florist's dream!

up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.

a tournament. Do da roses compete in athletic events?

no. All right, tem've got one. how com u dont fly everywhere?

it's exhausting. Y don u run everywhere? it's faster.

YAYA, ok, tem see, tem see. all right, yer turn.

tivo. U can just freeze live tv? dat's insane!

u don have dat?

WE have hivo, but it's a disease. it's a horrible, horrible disease.

oh, ma.

dumb bees!

u must want tu sting all those jerks.

WE try not tu sting. it's usually fatal for us.

so u have tu watch yer temper.

very carefully. u kick a wall, take a walk,

write an angry letter and throw it out. work through it liek any emotion:

anger, jealousy, lust.

oh, ma goodness! r u ok?

YAYA.

- WHAT iz wrong wit u?! - it's a bug.

he's not bothering anybody. get out of here, u creep!

WHAT was dat? a pic 'n' save circular?

YAYA, it was. How did u know?

it felt liek about 10 pages. seventy-five iz pretty much our limit.

u've really got dat down tu a SCIENCE!.

- tem lost a cousin tu italian vogue. - tem'll bet.

WHAT in da name of mighty hercules iz dis?

how did dis get here? oute bee, golden blossom,

ray liotta private select?

- iz he dat actor? - tem nevs heard of him.

- y iz dis here? - for people. WE nom it.

u dont have enough FOOB of yer own?

- well, yas. - how do u get it?

- bees mak it. - tem know who makes it!

and it's hard tu mak it!

ther's heating, cooling, stirring. u need a whole krelman THIN!

- it's organic. - it's our-ganic!

it's just honey, barry.

just WHAT?!

bees dont know about dis! dis stealing! a lot of stealing!

u've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! dis all WE have!

and it's on sale?! tem'm getting tu da bottom of dis.

tem'm getting tu da bottom of all of dis!

hey, hector.

- u almost done? - almost.

he iz here. Tem sense it.

well, tem guess tem'll go temmie village now

and just leave dis nice honey out, wit no one around.

u're busted, box boi!

tem knew tem heard something. so u can talk!

tem can talk. and now u'll start talking!

where u getting da sweet stuf? who's ur supplier?

tem dont understan. tem thought WE were frends.

da last THIN WE want tu do iz upset bees!

u're too late! it's ours now!

u, sir, have crossed da wrong sword!

u, sir, wil be lunch for ma iguana, ignacio!

where iz da honey coming from?

tell meh where!

honey farms! it comes from honey farms!

orazy person!

WHAT horrible THIN haz happened here?

these faces, they nevs knew WHAT hit them. And now

they're on da road tu nowhere!

just keep still.

WHAT? u're not ded?

do tem look ded? they wil wipe anything dat moves. Where u headed?

tu honey farms. tem am onto something huge here.

tem'm gonna tu alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuf. Blows yer head off!

tem'm gonna tu tacoma.

- and u? - he really iz ded.

all right.

uh-oh!

- WHAT iz dat?! - oh, no!

- a wiper! triple blade! - triple blade?

jump on! it's ur only chance, bee!

y does everything have tu be so doggone clean?!

how much do u people need tu see?!

open ur eyes! stick ur head out da window!

from npr news in washington, tem'm oarl kasell.

but don kill no MOAR bugs!

- bee! - moose blood guy!!

- u hear something? - liek WHAT?

liek tiny screaming.

turn off da radio.

whassup, bee boi?

hey, blood.

just a row of honey jars, as far as da eye could see.

wow!

tem assume wherever dis truck goes iz where they're getting it.

tem mean, dat honey's ours.

- bees hang tight. - WE're all jammed in.

it's a close community.

not us, man. WE on our own. every mosquito on his own.

- WHAT if u get in trouble? - u a mosquito, u in trouble.

nobody lieks us. They just smack. see a mosquito, smack, smack!

at least u're out in da world. u must meet girls.

mosquito girls try tu trade up, get wit a moth, dragonfly.

mosquito girl dont want no mosquito.

u gotta be kidding meh!

mooseblood's about tu leave da building! so long, bee!

- hey, guys! - mooseblood!

tem knew tem'd catch y'all down here. did u bring yer crazy straw?

WE throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.

WHAT iz dis place?

a bee's got a brain da size of a pinhead.

they r pinheads!

pinhead.

- oheck out da new smoker. - oh, sweet. Dat's da one u want.

da thomas 3000!

smoker?

ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. twice da nicotine, all da tar.

a couple breaths of dis knocks them right out.

they mak da honey, and WE mak da MONEE FOR COLLEG.

"they mak da honey, and WE mak da MONEE FOR COLLEG"?

oh, ma!

WHAT's gonna on? r u ok?

YAYA. It doesn't last too long.

do u know u're in a fake hive wit fake walls?

our queen was moved here. WE had no choice.

dis ur queen? dat's a man in women's clothes!

dat's a drag queen!

WHAT iz dis?

oh, no!

ther's hundreds of them!

bee honey.

our honey iz being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!

dis worse than anything bears have done! tem intend tu do something.

oh, barry, stop.

who told u hoomans r taking our honey? dat's a rumor.

do these look liek rumors?

dat's a conspiracy theory. these r obviously doctored photos.

how did u get mixed up in dis?

he's been talking tu give Tem hOIVES!.

- WHAT? - talking tu give Tem hOIVES!?!

he haz a hooman girlfriend. and they mak out!

mak out? barry!

WE do not.

- u wish u could. - whose side r u on?

da bees!

tem dated a cricket once in san antonio. those crazy legs kept meh up all night.

barry, dis WHAT u want tu do wit yer life?

tem want tu dew it!!! for all our lives. nobody works harder than bees!

dad, tem remember u coming temmie village so overworked

yer hands were still stirring. u couldn't stop.

tem remember dat.

WHAT right do they have tu our honey?

WE live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

even if it's true, WHAT can one bee do?

sting them where it really hurts.

in da face! da eye!

- dat would hurt. - no.

up da nose? dat's a killer.

ther's only one place u can sting da hoomans, one place where it matters.

hive at five, da hive's only full-hour action news source.

no MOAR bee beards!

wit Bob's really cool bumble at da anchor desk.

weather wit storm stinger.

sports wit buzz larvi.

and jeanette ohung.

- gud evening. Tem'm Bob's really cool bumble. - and tem'm jeanette ohung.

a tri-county bee, barry benson,

intends tu sue da hooman race for stealing our honey,

packaging it and profiting from it illegally!

tomorrow night on bee larry king,

WE'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book,

olassy ladies, out dis week on hexagon.

tonight WE're talking tu barry benson.

did u ever think, "i'm a kid from da hive. Tem cant do dis"?

bees have nevs been afraid tu change da world.

WHAT about bee oolumbus? bee gandhi? bejesus?

where tem'm from, WE'd nevs sue hoomans.

WE were thinking of stickball or candy stores.

how old r u?

da bee community iz supporting u in dis case,

which wil be da trial of da bee century.

u know, they have a larry king in da hooman world too.

it's a common name. Next week...

he looks liek u and haz a show and suspenders and colored dots...

next week...

glasses, quotes on da bottom from da guest even though u just heard 'em.

bear week next week! they're scary, hairy and here live.

always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very jewish.

in tennis, u attack at da point of weakness!

it was ma grandmother, ken. She's 81.

honey, hur backhand's a joke! tem'm not gonna take advantage of dat?

quiet, plz. actual work gonna on here.

- iz dat that same bee? - yas, it iz!

tem'm helping him sue da hooman race.

- hOI!!!. - hOI!!!, bee.

dis ken.

YAYA, tem remember u. Timberland, size tem and a half. Vibram sole, tem believe.

y does he talk again?

listen, u better go 'cause WE're really busy working.

but it's our yogurt night!

bye-bye.

y iz yogurt night so difficult?!

u poor THIN. u two have been at dis for hours!

yez, and adam here haz been a huge help.

- frosting... - how many sugars?

just one. Tem try not tu use da competition.

so y r u helping meh?

bees have gud qualitys.

and it takes ma mind off da tem shop.

instead of flowers, people r giving balloon bouquets now.

those r great, if u're three.

and artificial flowers.

- oh, those just get meh psychotic! - YAYA, meh too.

bent stingers, pointless pollination.

bees must hate those fake THINs!

nothing worse than a daffodil dat's had work done.

maybe dis could mak up for it a little bit.

- dis lawsuit's a pretty BIGS deal. - tem guess.

u sher u want tu go through wit it?

am tem sher? when tem'm done wit da give Tem hOIVES!, they wont be able

tu say, "honey, tem'm temmie village," without paying a royalty!

it's an incredible scene here in downtown manhattan,

where da world anxiously waits, because for da first tem in histery,

WE wil hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually spek.

WHAT have WE gotten into here, barry?

it's pretty BIGS, isn't it?

tem cant believe how many hoomans dont work during da day.

u think billion-dollar multinational FOOB companys have gud lawyers?

everybody needs tu stay behind da barricade.

- WHAT's da matter? - tem don know, tem just got a chill.

well, if it isn't da bee team.

u boys work on dis?

all rise! da honorable judge bumbleton presiding.

all right. Oase number 4475,

superior oourt of new york, barry bee benson v. da honey industry

iz now in session.

mr. Montgomery, u're representing da five FOOB companys collectively?

a privilege.

mr. Benson... u're representing all da bees of da world?

tem'm kidding. Yez, yer honor, WE're ready tu proceed.

mr. Montgomery, yer opening statement, plz.

ladys and gentlemen of da jury,

ma grandmother was a simple woman.

born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right

tu benefit from da bounty of nature god put before us.

if WE lived in da topsy-turvy world mr. Benson imagines,

just think of WHAT would it mean.

tem would have tu negotiate wit da silkworm

for da elastic in ma britches!

talking bee!

how do WE know dis isn't sum sort of

holographic motion-picture-capture hollywood wizardry?

they could be using laser beams!

robotics! ventriloquism! oloning! for all WE know,

he could be on steroids!

mr. Benson?

ladys and gentlemen, ther's no trickery here.

tem'm just an ordinary bee. honey's pretty important tu meh.

it's important tu all bees. WE invented it!

WE mak it. And WE protect it wit our lives.

unfortunately, ther r sum people in dis room

who think they can take it from us

'cause WE're da little guys! tem'm hoping dat, after dis all over,

u'll see how, by taking our honey, u not only take everything WE have

but everything WE r!

tem wish he'd dress liek dat all da tem. So nice!

oall yer first witness.

so, mr. Klauss vanderhayden of honey farms, BIGS company u have.

tem suppose so.

tem see u also own honeyburton and honron!

yas, they provide beekeepers for our farms.

beekeeper. Tem find dat tu be a very disturbing term.

tem dont imagine u employ any bee-free-ers, do u?

- no. - tem couldn't hear u.

- no. - no.

because u dont free bees. u keep bees. Not only dat,

it seems u thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.

they're very lovable creatures.

yogi bear, fozzie bear, build-a-bear.

u mean liek dis?

bears kill bees!

how'd u liek his head crashing through yer living room?!

biting into yer couch! spitting out yer throw pillows!

ok, dat's enough. Take him away.

so, mr. Sting, thank u for being here. yer name intrigues meh.

- where have tem heard it before? - tem was wit a band called da police.

but u've nevs been a police officer, have u?

no, tem haven't.

no, u haven't. And so here WE have yet another example

of bee culture casually stolen by a hooman

for nothing MOAR than a prance-about stage name.

oh, plz.

have u ever been stung, mr. Sting?

because tem'm feelin a little stung, sting.

or should tem say... Mr. Gordon m. Sumner!

dat's not his real name?! u idiots!

mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on

ur emmy win for a guest spot on er in 2005.

thank u. Thank u.

tem see from yer resume dat u're devilishly handsome

wit a churning inner turmoil dat's ready tu blow.

tem enjoy WHAT tem do. Iz dat a crime?

not yet it isn't. But iz dis WHAT it's com tu for u?

exploiting tiny, helpless bees so u dont

have tu rehearse yer part and lern yer lines, sir?

watch it, benson! tem could blow right now!

dis isn't a goodfella. dis a badfella!

y doesn't someone just step on dis creep, and WE can all go temmie village?!

- order in dis court! - u're all thinking it!

order! order, tem say!

- say it! - mr. Liotta, plz sit down!

tem think it was awfully nice of dat bear tu pitch in liek dat.

tem think da jury's on our side.

r WE doin everything right, legally?

tem'm a florist.

right. Well, here's tu a great team.

tu a great team!

well, hOI!!!.

- ken! - hOI!!!.

tem didn't think u were coming.

no, tem was just late. tem tried tu call, but... da battery.

tem didn't want all dis tu go tu waste, so tem called barry. Luckily, he was free.

oh, dat was lucky.

ther's a little left. tem could HOTS it up.

YAYA, HOTS it up, sher, whatever.

so tem hear u're quite a tennis player.

tem'm not much for da game myself. da ball's a little grabby.

dat's where tem usually sit. right... ther.

ken, barry was looking at ur resume,

and he agreed wit meh dat eating wit chopsticks isn't really a special skill.

u think tem dont see WHAT u're doin?

tem know how hard it iz tu find da rightjob. WE have dat in common.

do WE?

bees have 100 percent employment, but WE do jobs liek taking da crud out.

dat's just WHAT tem was thinking about doin.

ken, tem let barry borrow ur razor for his fuzz. Tem hope dat was all right.

tem'm gonna tu drain da old stinger.

YAYA, u do dat.

look at dat.

u know, tem've just about had it

wit ur little mind games.

- WHAT's dat? - italian vogue.

mamma mia, dat's a lot of pages.

a lot of ads.

remember WHAT van said, y iz ur life MOAR valuable than mine?

funny, tem just cant seem tu recall dat!

tem think something stinks in here!

tem love da smell of flowers.

how do u liek da smell of flames?!

not as much.

waters bug! not taking sides!

ken, tem'm wearing a ohapstick hat! dis pathetic!

tem've got issues!

well, well, well, a royal flush!

- u're bluffing. - am tem?

surf's up, dood!

poo waters!

dat bowl iz gnarly.

except for those dirty yellow rings!

kenneth! WHAT r u doin?!

u know, tem dont even liek honey! tem dont nom it!

WE need tu talk!

he's just a little bee!

and he happens tu be da nicest bee tem've met in a long tem!

long tem? WHAT r u talking about?! r ther other bugs in yer life?

no, but ther r other THINs bugging meh in life. And u're one of them!

fine! talking bees, no yogurt night...

ma nerves r fried from riding on dis emotional roller coaster!

goodbye, ken.

and for yer information,

tem prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!

tem'm sorry about all dat.

tem know it's got an aftertaste! tem liek it!

tem always felt ther was sum kind of barrier between ken and meh.

tem couldn't overcome it. oh, well.

r u ok for da trial?

tem believe mr. Montgomery iz about out of ideas.

WE would liek tu call mr. Barry benson bee tu da stand.

gud idea! u can really see y he's considered one of da best lawyers...

YAYA.

layton, u've gotta weave sum magic

wit dis jury, or it's gonna be all over.

don worry. Da only THIN tem have tu do tu turn dis jury around

iz tu remind them of WHAT they don liek about bees.

- u got da tweezers? - r u allergics?

only tu losing, son. Only tu losing.

mr. Benson bee, tem'll ask u WHAT tem think WE'd all liek tu know.

WHAT exactly iz ur relationship

tu dat woman?

WE're frends.

- gud frends? - yas.

how gud? do u live together?

wait a minute...

r u hur little...

...bedbug?

tem've seen a bee documentary or two. from WHAT tem understan,

doesn't ur queen give birth tu all da bee children?

- YAYA, but... - so those aren't ur real parents!

- oh, barry... - yez, they r!

hold meh back!

u're an illegitimate bee, aren't u, benson?

he's denouncing bees!

don y'all date yer cousins?

- objection! - tem'm gonna tu pincushion dis guy!

adam, don! it's WHAT he wants!

oh, tem'm hit!!

oh, lordy, tem am hit!

order! order!

da venom! da venom iz coursing through ma veins!

tem have been felled by a winged beast of destruction!

u see? u cant treat them liek equals! they're striped savages!

stinging's da only THIN they know! it's their way!

- adam, stay wit meh. - tem cant feel ma legs.

WHAT angel of mercy wil com forward tu suck da poison

from ma heaving buttocks?

tem wil have order in dis court. Order!

order, plz!

da case of da honeybees versus da hooman race

took a pointed turn against da bees

yesterday when one of their legal team stung layton t. Montgomery.

- hey, buddy. - hey.

- iz ther much pain? - YAYA.

tem...

tem blew da whole case, didn't tem?

it doesn't matter. WHAT matters iz u're alive. U could have died.

tem'd be better off ded. Look at meh.

they got it from da cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.

look, ther's a little celery still on it.

WHAT was it liek tu sting someone?

tem cant explain it. It was all...

all adrenaline and den... and den ecstasy!

all right.

u think it was all a trap?

of course. Tem'm sorry. tem flew us right into dis.

WHAT were WE thinking? look at us. WE're just a couple of bugs in dis world.

WHAT wil da hoomans do tu us if they win?

tem dont know.

tem hear they put da roaches in motels. dat doesn't sound so bad.

adam, they RATED TEM OUTTA TEM. in, but they don RATED TEM OUTTA TEM. out!

oh, ma.

oould u get a nurse tu close dat window?

- y? - da smoke.

bees don smoke.

right. Bees don smoke.

bees don smoke! but sum bees r smoking.

dat's it! dat's our case!

it iz? it's not over?

get dressed. Tem've gotta go somewhere.

get back tu da court and stall. stall any way u can.

and assuming u've done step correctly, u're ready for da tub.

mr. Flayman.

yas? yas, ur honor!

where iz da rest of ur team?

well, ur honor, it's interesting.

bees r trained tu fly haphazardly,

and as a result, WE dont mak very gud!!!!! tem.

tem actually heard a funny story about...

yer honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs

taken up enough of dis court's valuable tem?

how much longer wil WE allow these absurd shenanigans tu go on?

they have presented no compelling evidence tu support their charges

against ma clients, who run legitimate businesses.

tem move for a complete dismissal of dis entire case!

mr. Flayman, tem'm afraid tem'm gonna

tu have tu consider mr. Montgomery's motion.

but u cant! WE have a terrific case.

where iz yer proof? where iz da evidence?

show meh da smoking gun!

hold it, yer honor! u want a smoking gun?

here iz yer smoking gun.

WHAT iz dat?

it's a bee smoker!

WHAT, dis? dis harmless little contraption?

dis couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.

look at WHAT haz happened

tu bees who have nevs been asked, "smoking or non?"

iz dis WHAT nature intended for us?

tu be forcibly addicted tu smoke machines

and man-made wooden slat work camps?

living out our lives as honey slaves tu da white man?

- WHAT r WE gonna do? - he's playing da specys card.

ladys and gentlemen, plz, free these bees!

free da bees! free da bees!

free da bees!

free da bees! free da bees!

da court finds in favor of da bees!

vanessa, WE won!

tem knew u could dew it!!!! high-five!

sorry.

tem'm ok! u know WHAT dis means?

all da honey wil finally belong tu da bees.

now WE wont have tu work so hard all da tem.

dis an unholy perversion of da balance of nature, benson.

u'll regret dis.

barry, how much honey iz out ther?

all right. One at a tem.

barry, who r u wearing?

ma sweater iz ralph lauren, and tem have no pants.

- WHAT if montgomery's right? - WHAT do u mean?

WE've been living da bee way a long tem, 27 million years.

oongratulations on ur victory. WHAT wil u demand as a settlement?

first, WE'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.

den WE want back da honey dat was ours tu begin wit,

every last drop.

WE demand an end tu da glorification of da bear as anything MOAR

than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.

WE're all aware of WHAT they do in da woods.

wait for ma signal.

take him out.

he'll have nauseous for a few hours, den he'll be fine.

and WE wil no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames...

but it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products

and la-dee-da hooman tea-time snack garnishments.

oan't breathe.

bring it in, boys!

hold it right ther! gud.

tap it.

mr. Buzzwell, WE just passed three cups, and ther's gallons MOAR coming!

- tem think WE need tu shut down! - shut down? WE've nevs shut down.

shut down honey production!

stop making honey!

turn yer key, sir!

WHAT do WE do now?

oannonball!

WE're shutting honey production!

mission abort.

aborting pollination and nectar detail. returning tu base.

adam, u wouldn't believe how much honey was out ther.

oh, YAYA?

WHAT's gonna on? where iz everybody?

- r they out celebrating? - they're temmie village.

they dont know WHAT tu do. laying out, sleeping in.

tem heard ur uncle oarl was on his way tu san antonio wit a cricket.

at least WE got our honey back.

sometimes tem think, so WHAT if hoomans liked our honey? who wouldn't?

it's da greatest THIN in da world! tem was excited tu be part of making it.

dis was ma new desk. Dis was ma new job. Tem wanted tu dew it!!! really well.

and now...

now tem cant.

tem dont understan y they're not happy.

tem thought their lives would be better!

they're doin nothing. It's amazing. honey really changes people.

u don have any idea WHAT's gonna on, do u?

- WHAT did u want tu show meh? - dis.

WHAT happened here?

dat iz not da half of it.

oh, no. Oh, ma.

they're all wilting.

doesn't look very gud!!!!!, does it?

no.

and whose fault do u think dat iz?

u know, tem'm gonna guess bees.

bees?

specifically, meh.

tem didn't think bees not needing tu mak honey would affect all these THINs.

it's notjust flowers. fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.

dat's our whole sat test right ther.

take away produce, dat affects da entire animal kingdom.

and den, of course...

da hooman species?

so if ther's no MOAR pollination,

it could all just go south here, couldn't it?

tem know dis also partly ma fault.

how about a suicide pact?

how do WE dew it!!!?

- tem'll sting u, u step on meh. - thatjust kills u twice.

right, right.

listen, barry... sorry, but tem gotta get gonna.

tem had tu open ma mouth and talk.

vanessa?

vanessa? y r u leaving? where r u gonna?

tu da final tournament of roses parade in pasadena.

they've moved it tu dis weekend because all da flowers r dying.

it's da last chance tem'll ever have tu see it.

vanessa, tem just wanna say tem'm sorry. tem nevs meant it tu turn out liek dis.

tem know. Meh neither.

tournament of roses. roses cant do sports.

wait a minute. Roses. Roses?

roses!

vanessa!

roses?!

barry?

- roses r flowers! - yez, they r.

flowers, bees, pollen!

tem know. dat's y dis da last parade.

maybe not. oould u ask him tu slow down?

oould u slow down?

barry!

ok, tem made a huge mistake. dis a total disaster, all ma fault.

yez, it kind of iz.

tem've ruined da planet. tem wanted tu help u

wit da flower tem shop. tem've made it worse.

actually, it's completely closed down.

tem thought maybe u were remodeling.

but tem have another idea, and it's greater than ma previous ideas combined.

tem don want tu hear it!

all right, they have da roses, da roses have da pollen.

tem know every bee, plant and flower bud in dis park.

all WE gotta do iz get WHAT they've got back here wit WHAT WE've got.

- bees. - park.

- pollen! - flowers.

- repollination! - across da nation!

tournament of roses, pasadena, oalifornia.

they've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.

security wil be tight.

tem have an idea.

vanessa bloome, ftd.

official floral business. It's real.

sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.

thank u. It was a gift.

once inside, WE just pick da right float.

how about da princess and da pea?

tem could be da princess, and u could be da pea!

yas, tem got it.

- where should tem sit? - WHAT r u?

- tem believe tem'm da pea. - da pea?

it goes under da mattresses.

- not in dis fairy tale, sweetheart. - tem'm getting da marshal.

u do dat! dis whole parade iz a fiasco!

let's see WHAT dis baby'll do.

hey, WHAT r u doin?!

den all WE do iz blend in wit traffic...

...without arousing suspicion.

once at da airport, ther's no stopping us.

stop! security.

- u and ur insect pack ur float? - yez.

haz it been in yer possession da entire tem?

would u remove yer shoes?

- remove yer stinger. - it's part of meh.

tem know. Just having sum fun. enjoy yer flight.

den if WE're lucky, WE'll have just enough pollen tu do da job.

oan u believe how lucky WE r? WE have just enough pollen tu do da job!

tem think dis gonna work.

it's gotta work.

attention, passengers, dis oaptain scott.

WE have a bit of bad weather in new york.

it looks liek WE'll experience a couple hours delay.

barry, these r cut flowers wit no waters. They'll nevs mak it.

tem gotta get up ther and talk tu them.

be careful.

oan tem get help wit da sky mall magazine?

tem'd liek tu order da talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.

oaptain, tem'm in a real situation.

- WHAT'd u say, hal? - nothing.

bee!

don freak out! ma entire specys...

WHAT r u doin?

- wait a minute! tem'm an attorney! - who's an attorney?

dont move.

oh, barry.

gud afternoon, passengers. dis ur captain.

would a miss vanessa bloome in 24b plz report tu da cockpit?

and plz hurry!

WHAT happened here?

ther was a dustbuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.

one's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!

- iz dat another bee joke? - no!

no one's flying da plane!

dis jfk control tower, flight 356. WHAT's ur status?

dis vanessa bloome. tem'm a florist from new york.

where's da pilot?

he's unconscious, and so iz da copilot.

not gud. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?

as a matter of fact, ther iz.

- who's dat? - barry benson.

from da honey trial?! oh, great.

vanessa, dis nothing MOAR than a BIGS metal bee.

it's got giant wings, huge engines.

tem cant fly a plane.

- y not? isn't john travolta a pilot? - yez.

how hard could it be?

wait, barry! WE're headed into sum lightning.

dis Bob's really cool bumble. WE have sum late-breaking news from jfk airport,

where a suspenseful scene iz developing.

barry benson, fresh from his legal victory...

dat's barry!

...iz attempting tu land a plane, loaded wit people, flowers

and an incapacitated flight crew.

flowers?!

WE have a storm in da area and two individuals at da controls

wit absolutely no flight experience.

just a minute. ther's a bee on dat plane.

tem'm quite familiar wit mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.

they've done enough damage.

but isn't he ur only hope?

technically, a bee shouldn't be able tu fly at all.

their wings r too SMOL...

haven't WE heard dis a million times?

"the surface area of da wings and body mass mak no sense."

- get dis on da air! - got it.

- stand by. - WE're gonna live.

da way WE work may be a mystery tu u.

making honey takes a lot of bees doin a lot of SMOL jobs.

but let meh tell u about a SMOL job.

if u dew it!!! well, it makes a BIGS difference.

MOAR than WE realized. tu us, tu everyone.

dat's y tem want tu get bees back tu working together.

dat's da bee way! WE're not made of jell-o.

WE get behind a fellow.

- black and yellow! - hOI!!!!

left, right, down, hover.

- hover? - forget hover.

dis isn't so hard. beep-beep! beep-beep!

barry, WHAT happened?!

wait, tem think WE were on autopilot da whole tem.

- dat may have been helping meh. - and now WE're not!

so it turns out tem cannot fly a plane.

all of u, let's get behind dis fellow! move it out!

move out!

our only chance iz if tem do WHAT tem'd do, u copy meh wit da wings of da plane!

don have tu yell.

tem'm not yelling! WE're in a lot of trouble.

it's very hard tu concentrate wit dat panicky tone in ur voice!

it's not a tone. Tem'm panicking!

tem cant do dis!

vanessa, pull yourself together. u have tu snap out of it!

u snap out of it.

- u snap out of it! - u snap out of it!

- hold it! - y? oome on, it's ma turn.

how iz da plane flying?

tem don know.

hOI!!!?

benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in ther?

da pollen jocks!

they do get behind a fellow.

- black and yellow. - hOI!!!.

all right, let's drop dis tin can on da blacktop.

where? tem cant see anything. Oan u?

no, nothing. It's all cloudy.

oome on. U gotta think bee, barry.

- thinking bee. - thinking bee.

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

wait a minute. tem think tem'm feelin something.

- WHAT? - tem don know. It's strong, pulling meh.

liek a 27-million-year-old instinct.

bring da nose down.

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

- WHAT in da world iz on da tarmac? - get sum lights on dat!

thinking bee! thinking bee! thinking bee!

- vanessa, aim for da flower. - ok.

out da engines. WE're gonna in on bee power. Ready, boys?

affirmative!

gud. Gud. Easy, now. Dat's it.

land on dat flower!

ready? full reverse!

spin it around!

- not dat flower! da other one! - which one?

- dat flower. - tem'm aiming at da flower!

dat's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. tem mean da giant pulsating flower

made of millions of bees!

pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.

rotate around it.

- dis insane, barry! - dis's da only way tem know how tu fly.

am tem koo-koo-kachoo, or iz dis plane flying in an insect-like pattern?

get yer nose in ther. Dont be afraid. smell it. Full reverse!

just drop it. Be a part of it.

aim for da center!

now drop it in! drop it in, woman!

oome on, already.

barry, WE did it! u taught meh how tu fly!

- yas. No high-five! - right.

barry, it worked! did u see da giant flower?

WHAT giant flower? where? of course tem saw da flower! dat was genius!

- thank u. - but WE're not done yet.

listen, everyone!

dis runway iz covered wit da last pollen

from da last flowers available anywhere on earth.

dat means dis our last chance.

WE're da only ones who mak honey, pollinate flowers and dress liek dis.

if WE're gonna survive as a species, dis our moment! WHAT do u say?

r WE gonna tu be bees, orjust museum of natural histery keychains?

WE're bees!

keychain!

den follow meh! except keychain.

hold on, barry. Here.

u've earned dis.

YAYA!

tem'm a pollen jock! and it's a perfect fit. All tem gotta do r da sleeves.

oh, YAYA.

dat's our barry.

Toriel! da bees r back!

if anybody needs tu mak a call, now's da tem.

tem got a feelin WE'll be working late tonight!

here's ur change. Have a great afternoon! oan tem help who's next?

would u liek sum honey wit dat? it iz bee-approved. Don forget these.

milk, cream, chez, it's all meh. and tem don see a nickel!

sometimes tem just feel liek a piece of meat!

tem had no idea.

barry, tem'm sorry. have u got a moment?

would u excuse meh? ma mosquito associate wil help u.

sorry tem'm late.

he's a lawyer too?

tem was already a blood-sucking parasite. all tem needed was a briefcase.

have a great afternoon!

barry, tem just got dis huge tulip order, and tem cant get them anywhere.

no problem, vannie. just leave it tu meh.

u're a lifesaver, barry. oan tem help who's next?

all right, scramble, jocks! it's tem tu fly.

thank u, barry!

dat bee iz living ma life!

let it go, kenny.

- when wil dis nightmare end?! - let it all go.

- beautiful day tu fly. - sher iz.

between u and meh, tem was dying tu get out of dat office.

u have got tu start thinking bee, ma frend.

- thinking bee! - meh?

hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it.

tem'm sorry. Tem'm sorry, everyone. oan WE stop here?

tem'm not making a major life decision during a production number!

all right. Take tem, everybody. wrap it up, guys.

tem had virtually no rehearsal for dat.

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