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[popodoki]

The utter glee I had on Saturday scuttling up to other ofmd cosplayers and handing them my Nigel sticker and Baby Bonnet badges dressed as Nigel Badminton. The energy was PEAKED

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[femdomliterature]

FemLit 0550 - 50 Ways To Humiliate Him...

FOOT WORSHIP. Shove your feet up close the webcam, or place it on the floor for a worm’s eye view, and then make him demonstrate how he would kiss your feet, lick them and suck your toes.

ASS WORSHIP. Turn around, bend over and make him demonstrate how he would kiss your ass and worship it. One of the most powerful forms of humiliation, you should make him plant kisses on each cheek, wiggle them and slap them gently. Grabbing your ass cheeks and jiggling them in his face with his nose buried in your backside is also a good idea.

CFNM – Making him stay naked while you are clothed is femdom webcam 101. Clothed female, naked male is always required and being nude in front of a cruel Mistress will make him humble and more subservient. Don’t let him cover his privates to add to his humiliation.

SPH. The best way to hurt any man is to ridicule his dick size. All men want to have a big cock to pleasure a woman so insult him about how small it is. Really lay it on him and be as brutal as you can. Make him measure it against baby carrots or match boxes and laugh and point at it. Be sure to tell him no woman want dicks as small as his.

FORCED FEMINISATION. Make him dress as a woman. Who cares how humiliating it is for him. Dress him in stockings, suspenders, panties, frilly dress and wig with full make up.

ANAL TRAINING. Make him insert dildos, vibrators or cucumbers up his ass. Make him stretch that fuck hole to the max for you. Train him to receive cocks for you so you can pimp him out.

PUBLIC HUMILIATION. Make him go out in public dressed as a woman, or wearing just panties or make him walk around the house naked.

CHASTITY. Become his online chastity keyholder and lock his cock away in a plastic cage and cut off all his sexual relief. Make him beg, plead and grovel to be allowed to cum. Then deny him any way and laugh at him as his face drops in a crestfallen look.

ADULT BABY. Make him wear a diaper and maybe a baby bonnet. Have him suck on a pacifier. Make him go number 1 or number 2 in his diaper and then sit in it. Talk to him in baby speak and make him respond in kind.

SPEECH DEPRIVATION. Forbid him from speaking. Don’t let him utter one word and instead make him grunt. For added humiliation, have him carry a squeaky dog toy and squeak once for yes and twice for no.

ORGASM DENIAL. Make him wank and edge over and over but don’t let him cum. Make him stop just at the edge and watch him crumble in tears and beg and plead to be allowed to orgasm. Keep him like this for as long as you like.

COLLAR HIM. Make him wear a leather slave collar and snap a padlock on it. Make him feel owned and be sure to point it out to him. For added humiliation, make him wear a pink one!

PIMP HIM OUT. Make him submit an online profile to be pimped out to horny guys as a cheap fuck or a slutty mouth to suck off random strangers.

BOOT WORSHIP. Make him show you how he would lick every inch of your leather thigh high boots. Tell you how beautiful they are and how much he adores them.

CBT. Any mans most treasured possession is his junk so making a male slave abuse them on a cock and ball torture webcam session is a humiliating experience. Slapping them, punching them or clipping clothe pegs to them.

WRITE ON HIMSELF. Have him write humiliating slogans on his body in lipstick or marker pen. Things like “small cock loser” “Cum slut” or “I am a sissy faggot”

BLACKMAIL. Make him take embarrassing pictures and then threaten to show them to the world by posting them online.

FINANCIAL DOMINATION. Make him give you access to all his money and leave him nothing to live on for himself. He will need to survive on basic foods with precious little for heat or electric.

SING. Make him stand and sing to you. This is even more humiliating if the song has actions.

TAN LINES. Make him wear a bra and then sunbathe all day. The outline of the bra will be extremely humiliating for him to have so be sure to constantly point it out during your femdom webcams session. He will also find it humiliating trying to change at the gym.

FEMALE CLOTHES. Make him wear a female blouse to the office or a pair of panties or a thong that constantly rides over his trousers. Have him take pictures of him at work to show you. All of his colleague’s will laugh at him. Hilarious for you!

SPLOSH. Make him pour cold custard, cream or milk over himself or have him splash pies and cakes into his body and crush them till he is covered in food. Then make him eat it all up.

FORCED BI. Force him to watch gay porn and tell you how much he wants to suck their cocks or have them fuck him. Make him be on his knees and worship their male bodies and how he wants to take their spunk down his throat.

BODY COMPARISON. Show him pictures of muscle bound hunks with tans and rippling biceps and then make him comment on his own flabby, balding, sweaty pasty physique.

SENSORY DEPRIVATION. Make him plug his ears so he is deaf and then shout and insult him and he won’t have a clue what you are saying about him or have him wear a blindfold and then do things to leave him wondering what you are up to. It is especially humiliating if you make him listen to you masturbate and orgasm while he can’t see and/or hear you.

FORCED FOOD EATING. Make him pour dog food into a bowl and then eat it from the floor. Or custard and spit. Any disgusting combos you can think of are humiliating for your sub to consume so be creative. For added humiliation, make him beg to eat it and then thank you afterwards.

DROOLING. Make him attach a clothes peg to his tongue and then talk to you till he is drooling all over himself. Then make him talk some more.

MOUTH SOAPING. A good one for slaves who answer back. Make him place a bar of soap in his mouth and hold it. Within minutes the taste will make him screw his face up. Make him hold it for 20 minutes. For added effect, make him rub the soap along his tongue or against his teeth.

BODY FOOD EATING. Have him smear peanut butter or mayonnaise all over his ass and his balls. Then make him smudge it in and then scoop it off and eat it. Laugh at him as he gags.

DOUBLE DOMINATION. Have another strict dominatrix enter your session and you can both laugh at him and make him perform for you. Give him contradicting commands that are impossible to please both of you. Having two beautiful women laugh and humiliate him is extremely degrading.

TOILET CLEANING. Make him lick the toilet with his tongue or use his toothbrush to scrub it spot less.

TOILET PERMISSION. Make him ask you for permission to use the bathroom. Have him text or enter your private bdsm cams online room and beg for permission to go pee.

PUPPY PLAY. Make him stay on all fours and act like a dog. Make him yelp or bark but never speak. Have him throw a toy then fetch it and beg for food. Make him roll over on his back for a tummy tickle.

BUTT PLUG. Make him wear a plug up his ass at all times. Make him stand up and laugh at him as he gingerly tries to sit down.

BUTT PLUG SUCKING. After the plug has been up his ass for a while, make him suck on it and lick it clean.

SUPERVISED MASTURBATION. Make him kneel in front of you and jerk off. Lean in close and insult him about his cock size and how pathetic he is. Call him a wanker and how disgusting he looks. Laugh as he can’t perform or if he gets soft.

CUM EATING INSTRUCTIONS. Have him ejaculate and then lick up all his mess. His hand, a plate or whatever. Or make him do it over a meal and then eat it all up.

CORNER TIME. Force him to stand with his nose pressed in the corner. Make him stand there for ages and ignore him. Especially effective if he has just been spanked and his cheeks are burning.

HEAD SHAVING. Get him to shave his head completely bald. Have him totally shave off ALL his head hair till it totally bare. Then laugh at him and point out how stupid and ridiculous he looks.

TEMPORARY TATTOOS. Have your male slave get a tattoo with your name on it or that you belong to him. Or even just something humiliating like “cock lover”.

SISSY PANTIES ONLY. Get him to burn all his male underwear and jockeys and make him only wear women’s underwear. The sluttier the better!

SIT DOWN PEEING. Make him sit down to pee at all times. Never allow him to stand up. This is a very humiliating experience for a male, to be made to pee like a woman.

FORCED ORGASM. The opposite of orgasm denial, when he has cum, make him keep wanking. Don’t let him stop and make him get hard again straight away and cum again. Repeat till he is crying and begging to be allowed to stop.

DILDO ONLY ORGASM. Don’t let him touch his dick. Instead, make him shove a dildo up his ass and massage his own prostate till he ejaculates.

RUINED ORGASM. Don’t let him cum properly. Make him get to the point of no return and then take his hand off as he begins to spurt. You will be laughing as his face drops while his orgasm slips away without him getting any satisfaction.

WATCHED ORGASM. Deny him the right to touch himself and instead make him sit on his hands and watch as you enjoy a nice, long wank yourself. Make him sit the whole time till you cum loudly.

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[henqtic]

FIVE INCOMING . STEVE HARRINGTON X BLACK!READER

word count: 1045 . warnings: pregnancy ( readers pregnant ), suggestiveness 

summary: tonight, you decided to hear what steve had to say to the baby.

note: i haven’t FULLY written anything in a little bit, this was the first thing i could write out in full in months ( rip half written draco and eddie blurbs in my drafts ) so this may be just a little dusty :)

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almost every night, at 10:27pm, you’d pause the music playing through your headphones, wrap the cord around them, unplug it from the cassette tape loaded with what you liked best, and place it on the side of your body. 

just to hear the sound of his keys jingling through his hands, not stopping until the right one getting pressed into the hole of your door. a smile would arise on your face, big and full at the long routine, tradition of him stepping out of those shiny work shoes, throwing the keys somewhere on the island in the kitchen, coming back with a warm glass of milk and kissing the very top of you hair.

“hey sweetheart, how was your day?” he’d ask, always glancing around your face, as if he'd forgotten any part of it the hours he was away, not letting the glow that bounced off of it from the shea butter you applied stop him

and he’d pull himself away for only a second to sit the cup down somewhere so that he could help you sit up from your resting position, with your head on the arm of the couch and black braids hanging down, in order to drink from the glass in a way that it wouldn’t spill all over you. 

“oh it was just the same,” you’d sigh airily, however unremarkable it was not mattering anymore since he was here now, “incredibly boring, lifeless, and peaceful without you in the house,” you raised your eyebrows with an enclosed smile at the slide in of the insult, holding out your hands to receive the warm cup.

a hum, an unconvinced, never offended hum, because he knew you were lying.

it was more exhausting really, a never ending cycle of lying around, cooking up about thirty different snacks that were all of the odd things you could find in your kitchen, reading up on the never ending lists of pregnancy, parenting, and birthing books steve had left around, and calling up his mom to get more and more insights into her boy as a baby.

“peaceful? without me? c’mon, [ your name ], wives don’t lie.”

“i’m not, y’know magazines are much better companions than you.”

“oh please,” he’d snort, and find a bonnet laying somewhere around to place on your head instead of having you lift your ever so fragile arms and do it yourself. 

once you were done, he’d take the empty glass from your hands, kiss the thick mustache it left, and leave it in the sink for the morning. 

he’d kiss you all the way to bed, from your forehead, to your eyebrows, eyes, cheeks, nose lips, hands, until you were tucked away in bed and he could shower for the next fifteen minutes.

he’d return, in nothing but his boxers and the soundless call to slip under the sheets with you, pull the blanket down to the start of your thighs, and lay his head on your rounded stomach so that he could talk with the baby growing inside of it like his best friend. although dustin liked to respond in forms other than kicks and languid movings.

the only difference tonight was, you’d usually be asleep.

you knew as tiresome dust and debris clouded your eyes, and the big read numbers of 10:50 beamed through it all. but this time, you thought to switch up the routine, just a little bit. only to hear whatever heartwarming things he had to say.

heartwarming being what you expected, this was more of heart collapsing, heart punching, heart stopping and revelrous reviving at the very chance it had heard something wrong as his talks and murmurs and promises stirred left. completely left, like a wrong exit that led you to another state.

“steve, six is way too many,” you whispered into his ear, an airy coat to your voice as you tried not to laugh out loud at the image of your baby and their five other future siblings sitting in the back of some van on some road trip he'd just come up with.

“honey it’s past your bedtime, just go to sleep,” he attempted to dismiss you, shushing you softly as he scooted his head further back so that your nails could dig further into his scalp.

“and six is past my pushing limit.”

“we’ve had six children before,” he tsked, twisting his body around to look up at you with those big brown eyes, all homey and squinted with that trace of feigning anointment and ignorance as you attempted to deny both of your skill sets, “lucas, max, dustin, will, mike, erica.”

“did i push any of them out of my vagina?”

“mentally.”

“steve.”

the minute you started dating him, it seemed that not only the title of mrs.harrington had slapped itself onto you, but also designated babysitter. honestly one of the best babysitting jobs you could’ve never got paid for.

“fine, fine, okay, what about. . . five?” he offered, furrowing his eyebrows together to make his fake attempt at a thought of compromise more believable. 

not working at you heckled out a sound that would make your neighbors think you were watching the comedy channel late at night.

so funny that it made your husband upset at the fact he couldn’t come up with that joke, face remnant of a brick wall with absolutely no sort of amusement quality to it. 

“okay, i’m sorry, i just– you think five it that much different than six?”

a straight lipped silence was your answer.

“look, how about this. . . three. four if i really need you.”

the squinting curtains he placed over his eyes rose as his spirits did, four was a big family, big enough for the two of you.

“four is a great number. but what do you mean if you really need me?” his voice echoed the regulation of your term, and he smiled amused at the implication. you nodded with a similar expression as you kept eye contact and continued rubbing his scalp.

“because every other day eating out isn’t needing me. . .”

“hey now, that’s only because it’s recommended for pregnant women.”

you weren’t quite sure if that was truth or lie.

“recommended?”

“mhm.”

“by who?” he challenged.

“any pregnant women you ask.”

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[sixstepsaway]

Urg, I saw someone saying that the cutting off the toe etc. thing is a proportional, normal punishment for a captain to inflict on someone who was insubordinate. But this all happened right after Ed was talking about how he doesn't even want to be a pirate anymore! It's total bullshit to be all 'Ed has to be tough as a pirate captain to keep Izzy in line' when Ed has been blatantly neglecting his captain responsibilities all season while Izzy has been unfailingly loyal until the Trying to Kill Stede incidents. Is Ed a soft widdle baby being wronged by Izzy or is he a tough pirate captain??? Uaaaaahhhhh

I don't have a gif of Rogelio De La Vega going, "Inhala, exhala," from Jane the Virgin, and my tethered internet is far too slow for me to go find one, but please know I wanted to start this response with that gif, if it exists.

Inhala, exhala.

It is not a proportional, normal punishment for a captain to inflict. If it was, surely most of Ed's crew would be limping or missing limbs, or they would have said something earlier like Roach would've said, "I sewed my shoulder up once when my captain tried to sever my arm off for mouthing off!"

Also, Wee John laughs at Izzy in 1x09 and Izzy (who is clearly very sensitive about being laughed at and called names like Izzy The Spewer etc, else he would not have been concerned enough about Lucius telling the others the nickname that he let him off the job he wanted him to get done) and Izzy says no rations for a week. He doesn't storm over there and fight him, or tell Fang or Ivan to go maim him for it. Or even to punch him! If it's proportional, then surely Wee John laughing at Izzy would be, ehh, 50% let's say of what Izzy said to Ed. Proportionally speaking. So maybe Wee John should have been beaten up a little? Nothing permanent, but a physical reminder?

But, no, that isn't what happened. That is not how it went, because it's not normal or proportional, and it definitely wasn't proportional at all even within the context of the scene in question!!

Furthermore, the "Ed has to be tough as a pirate captain to keep Izzy in line" is........off-base, somewhat? Izzy isn't really out of line? He's saying that the person Ed is becoming (who is actively not a fucking pirate captain, mind. He's actively pulling away from that position) is not the person Izzy signed on to serve. Which is fucking true. Izzy signed on to serve Blackbeard and Edward, not this odd Stede Bonnet version of Ed who wants to put on talent shows and shit like that.

It'd be like Izzy working at a garage for 17 years of his life, and he and his boss, Edward, spend all their time repairing trucks and cars and working on engines. It's what Izzy and Ed are good at, and they're really successful at it, to the point everyone in the area bring their cars to them, and some even come from far out of town because they know Ed and Izzy are the best!

And then Ed meets Stede and Izzy comes back to find that Ed has overhauled the entire automobile garage and turned it into a florist's shop.

Izzy is well within his rights to be like, "I'm not working at a florist?? I'm not interested in flowers? What the FUCK is this? I have loyally worked here for seventeen years of my god forsaken life, I've threatened inspectors who tried to shut us down, I've intimidated clients who wanted to undercut us, I tossed a brick through a competitor's window all for you, and now you're quitting it and turning my life's work into a florist as well? What the fuck?"

He's especially well within those rights considering this bit here:

Do we, Edward? Do we really? You just gave him explicit permission to say whatever the fuck he wants to you, because we talk it through like a crew, because we share our thoughts on this ship, and when you couldn't hack how he was feeling, you took it out on him.

Like, seriously. Do we share our thoughts on this ship or not, Ed?

Ed has been blatantly neglecting his captain responsibilities all season while Izzy has been unfailingly loyal until the Trying to Kill Stede incidents. Is Ed a soft widdle baby being wronged by Izzy or is he a tough pirate captain???

And ohhh, my god yes. And honestly, nonnie, I have said this before and I will repeat it forever I really will: Izzy attempting to kill Stede was a continuation of his unfailing loyalty. Maybe his emotions and jealousy were clouding his judgement, but he genuinely thought that Stede was hurting Edward, and as I've said before: Stede fucking agrees with him!!!

Izzy tries to have Stede killed for the same reason Stede takes off in 1x09: Stede has brought history's greatest pirate to ruin. What Edward has become is a fate worse than death and honestly I don't actually disagree; Ed is basically chameleoning himself into his perception of Stede, rather than breaking free of Blackbeard to become his own person. When he says it's nice to "just be Ed" he's actually kinda just being Stede a little. And the worst part is, it isn't even really Stede he's being.

If we take it at (head hurting) face value that it's been at max six weeks since Ed saved Stede's life, no matter how close they've gotten, there is no way that they've passed through the crushy phase of seeing each other with rose tinted glasses (which is honestly I think what the show is saying, somewhat, in 1x09 and 1x10: Stede doesn't know what a fucking monster Ed can be, but he needs to learn so that he can love all of him. Ed didn't know what a horrible, selfish piece of shit Stede can be, but he needs to learn, so he can love all of him. They have to see each other, warts and all, to truly love and be loved, not just be holding up masks to one another), the version of Ed that is presented in the red robe before he chokes Izzy, is the person Ed thinks he wants to be, because he's trying (not consciously, I don't think) to be Stede (likely because he misses him, and it's a way of keeping him with him).

It is a fate worse than death for Ed to be this person because this isn't Ed. It isn't Ed, it isn't Edward, it isn't Blackbeard. It's a shade formed from grief and pain and a desperate desire to run from his problems and boredom rather than figuring out how to solve those problems constructively. He's a shell wandering around with a fake personality and Izzy can see that. Maybe Izzy is more pissed off that he's all soft and squishy than just A Shell, but Izzy is definitely also picking up that Ed is just... wrong.

I think it would have been more acceptable had Ed not been trying to drag everyone down with him? He's trying to quit the pirate life, but because he's the captain he has the power (which, again, relates back to what I was saying about OFMD being about power; who wields it over who and what they do with it when they have it, as does the fact he says "Wonderful! We share our thoughts on this ship" and then when Izzy says something he doesn't like, strikes out against him in multiple ways; this is a massive abuse of power) and thusly if he quits, he's un-pirating everyone around him too, and with that he's risking all their lives and livelihoods.

Izzy says some shitty things and he makes Ed cry and that's awful, but the things he says aren't exactly incorrect or out of place, and the fact Edward actually encourages him to share his thoughts and then punishes him for doing exactly that (while already, canonically (proof being the tirade in 1x04) knowing exactly what Izzy sharing his thoughts will entail) makes what he does to him afterwards even worse in my eyes.

But nah, Edward is a soft widdle baby who has done no wrong, obviously!

ETA: I was trying to say at the start of this but I got off track a little: it's a ridiculous reaction because Izzy is only threatening Ed if he continues to be like this. If Ed got up and went, "Okay, I've pulled my shit together, I am ready to return to piracy, let's go, crew!" Izzy would've fallen right back into line. He didn't need to go nuclear to keep Izzy in line! Izzy was already pretty in line, they were just in disagreement over who Izzy serves!

(And, frankly, if Ed had truly disagreed that Izzy serves Blackbeard, he would not have felt the need to go full Kraken to recover his supposed lost loyalty, he could've just gone growly and all, "I'm still Blackbeard, dog. You're my first mate, don't ever forget that!" and slapped him around a bit and Izzy would've been all "yep you are right hi yes let's go")

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Why Every Construct in PGR is Sus; an Essay

(Y’all please don’t take this seriously) This post is not to - Help you understand the characters better - Use for your job application Instead, this post is to - Prove why everyone is sus - Make the corrupted to the sussy amogus dance and eat hot chip - Make an unfunny sus joke because my humor is broken Now, let’s start.

1. Lucia is sus because of her devotion to the Commandant, no matter how they act. A Commandant could actually be a 50 year old Discord mod who’s a complete douche and yet Lucia still likes them. That’s kinda sus if you ask me.   2. Liv is sus because she acts all innocent and shy-like in the lore, yet is an absolute beast in gameplay. Have you seen Jesus Liv’s gameplay? That blinded my eyes. Liv can use this to blind the crewmates eyes (which is similar to cutting off the power in Among Us) and then kill them. Pretty sus, ngl. 3. Nanami is sus because we don’t know where she came from. HAICMA? Heuristically Artificial Intelligence Caretaking Machine - Alpha? Sagemachine? Hah! Those all sound pretty sus to me. 4. Lee is probably sus because Asimov refuses to give him a new frame. Why does he not want to give him a new frame? That’s very sus, Asimov must have a reason for doing that, unless Asimov is secretly sus too. Furthermore, Lee is sus because Kuro gave him a bigger ‘thing’ in his swimsuit due to player dissatisfaction. 5. Watanabe is sus because he had a magical girl transformation from basic dilf (Nightblade) into ikemen (Astral). He also looks like he sings Baby by Justin Bieber in the shower. Don’t you think that’s sus? 6. Bianca is sus because she’s Saber. Case closed. 7. Karenina is sus because she’s always trying to be better than Lucia. Like better in what? Better in being sus? Yeah, she’s certainly succeeding in that, but she’s sus enough by now. Why is she still trying to be more sus? 8. Alpha is sus because she tells everyone to die in the abyss. Yo, why she saying that? Isn’t that what a sussy impostor would say? 9. Kamui is sus because on his CNY skin, in his ending pose, he starts off on all fours. Plus, his tail is that of a butplug level…quite sus. 10. Ayla is sus because of her badonkers. Case closed. 11. Sofia is sus because she has no emotion in her Japanese voice and is only emotional when she dies. Very sus. 12. Chrome is sus because he wishes to be Commandant’s number one, but doesn’t Lucia also want to be the number one? Hm, what’s the word for when you copy someone? Oh, that’s right: Impostor. 13. Vera is sus. She is the embodiment of sus. Personality? Sus. Appearance? Sus. 14. Camu is sus. He is overly edgy and he looks like he has rabies. Also, what’s with that muzzle? Pretty sus. 15. Rosetta is sus. I swear, I remember the word “Gungnir” and a girl raising up into the air and blasting her railgun, yet I can’t quite put my finger on it… 16. Changyu? Who’s that? 17. Qu is so sus that no one uses her in compo team anymore. 18. Luna is sus. She never graduated elementary school and you can probably beat her in a math contest. Kinda sus for someone with such a high power position. 19. Wanshi/Banji is sus. One of his lines when you put him as the construct on screen is him joking about sleeping with you last night. Pretty sus. 20. Selena is sus because she somehow turned from a compositor back into a construct…you know what reminds you of? SUS 21. No. 21 is love, No. 21 is life. The 22 year old child is not sus. (Funny enough, this is the 21st character.) 22. Roland is sus because his QTE is him yeeting himself into the air, counting as being ejected. He’s also sus because he offers you his shoulder, and also says that you can touch him using “different ways”. 23. Pulao is sus— Did she use some sort of de-aging thing? I swear I remember her being much more mature in Nona Ouroboros. I think that’s sus. 24. Haicma kinda sus. She looks like a megaphone from the back with that bonnet, making her resemble Sirenhead. Isn’t that sus?

Thank you for wasting your time on this presentation on why the PGR Constructs are extremely sus.

#pgr #punishing gray raven #pgr lucia #pgr watanabe #pgr roland #pgr liv #pgr lee #HAHAH IM GONNA BE HERE TAGGING ALL OF THE CHARACTERS #pgr kamui #pgr banji #pgr nanami #pgr camu #pgr karenina #pgr alpha #pgr vera #pgr selena #战双帕弥什

[minruko]

you know why im here 👹😏

can I request yuuji x black fem reader where they have a daughter and yuuji just spoils her all the time and just general headcanons 😜

paring: yuji x black!fem!reader

warnings: n/a

a/n- i hope you like it jo!

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he loves his daughter more than anything, she would be his home screen and lockscreen

if she was in school already he would order all her pictures day photos and keep one of them in his wallet

he thinks she’s the cutest little thing ever, he calls her a princess because he knows she is royalty

bought her the princess and the frog movie and now it plays on repeat in his house, he even bought her the little dress that tiana wears

her room would have so much toys in it, she would have this huge doll house where they hold “tea time” they would sit out side because they were sitting on the “porch”

yuji would show up in his best attire to his daughters tea parties, wearing a little plastic tiara and a boa as he sips on his imaginary tea gossiping with his daughter

he would set up play dates with nobara and megumi! the kids would play together while they hold a mini contest showing off which of their kids is cuter with baby photos

anytime you’re away at work he loves taking care of her, when it’s time for her to go to bed he would always put her little bonnet on her head

he would love styling her hair too, he would make sure she looks her cutest everyday, he truly loves her to death

at one point he even bought her a dog, he caught her and the dog sleeping together and he took about 50 photos, texted nobara and megumi about it with tears in his eyes because it was the cutest thing he’s every seen

when y’all go shopping he would sneak snacks into the cart for her, when you catch him in the act he would hold the box out to you and say “but baby these are her favorites!”

yuji takes her to see “uncle gojo” and gojo thinks she’s the cutest thing ever, they both gush about her sometimes, gojo going on and on as if he doesn’t have kids himself

gojo would gladly babysit her for the two of you, and she would love going there too, which is why yuji would insist you drop her off with either gojo or nanami, but obviously it’s nanami ,gojo comes over and hovers so he could watch her too

nobara would enjoy watching her too, she treats her as if she’s her own daughter, shows up to all of her birthdays with the best gifts, and her kids love her too!! nobara would have twins a boy and a girl both 5

nobara would gladly take you out of the house if you need a break, but if you didn’t she wouldn’t mind taking you and her own kids out, maybe to an amusement park or just a regular park so y’all could talk while your kids play

megumi would enjoy watching her too, he would probably be a last resort babysitter only because he’s always busy, yuji has caught him cooing at the baby but he denies it everytime

#yuji x reader #yuji itadori x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuji x black!reader #jujutsu kaisen x black reader #jjk x reader #jjk x black reader #jjk headcanons #jjk fluff #yuji fluff #mini.writes

[mrmrswales]

Exclusive: the ‘profoundly powerful’ moments that shaped Duchess of Cambridge’s children’s charity work by Camilla Tominey

It all started with secret visits the public never got to see. Newly married, and with the world’s press chronicling her every move – down to the details of her designer dresses – the Duchess of Cambridge resolved to go "below radar".

Acting as Prince William’s "plus one", rather than a fully fledged solo royal in those early days, the newest addition to the Royal family knew that she wanted to find a cause she could champion as impactfully as Diana, the Princess of Wales’s landmine campaign; it was simply a question of where to find it.

Having already announced her first patronage of Action on Addiction, a charity working with people with drug and alcohol problems, Hope House, a women-only rehabilitation centre in Clapham, south London, seemed as good a place as any to start.

It was October 2011 when the then 29-year-old Duchess paid the first of several, incognito visits in a bid to find out what had sent its clients on a downward spiral of self-destruction.

According to Rebecca Priestley, who accompanied the Duchess on the visit and would go on to spend five years as her private secretary, it played a pivotal role in her decision to put childhood at the heart of her philanthropic endeavours.

Speaking on the record for the first time, Mrs Priestley, who is now an executive coach, recalled:  "I remember going up to Anglesey, where they were living after the wedding, to have a conversation with the Duchess about her royal life."

At that point, she had the philanthropic world at her feet. She could have done anything she wanted in the charitable arena. Typically, she had put a lot of thought into it already. Addiction was an issue she was instinctively thinking about – but she was also genuinely interested in understanding what support was there and what role that played in the bigger picture of mainstream societal issues."

With the Duke having flown to the Falklands for a six–week tour of duty with his RAF search and rescue squadron, Mrs Priestley put a programme together to support the Duchess’s desire to "listen and learn"."A lot of it was behind the scenes, just talking to people and hearing where it was that they needed more help.  The one thing that united all of the women at Hope House was that the derailing had started so early on. They could trace the problems in their adult lives back to childhood."

A subsequent private visit in February 2012 to Clouds House, a treatment centre in East Knoyle in Wiltshire, served as further confirmation that the early years should be a key area of focus. But it was during a later meeting with female inmates at a detox unit at Send Prison in Woking when the penny well and truly dropped.

"It was a profoundly powerful moment,” recalled Mrs Priestley. "You go in there with this preconceived idea that these women have done things wrong, that it was their fault. Then one woman started speaking to the Duchess about her earliest memories of seeing needles on the floor of her home."

She had always thought addiction was a misunderstood issue, but after this, she became concerned that there was a pre-destiny about those affected – an inevitability about it. These women were born into it and there was very little chance of escape."

The experience set in train a sequence of events that will next week culminate in the Duchess, 39, stepping up her ambition in driving awareness and action on the impact that early childhood can have on society at large.

She will launch a new initiative through the couple’s Royal Foundation to further explore the science around early childhood, raise awareness of the issue and foster collaboration and partnerships across relevant groups.

According to Lord Hague, who became chairman of the Royal Foundation last September, the "ambitious" new project will be equal in stature to William’s £50 million Earthshot Prize, launched last year with Sir David Attenborough to find workable solutions to climate change and environmental problems.

"The Duchess truly believes this is one of the great issues of our time," said the former Tory leader. "This is the central plank of her work in the way conservation issues are for the Duke. It’s a hugely significant moment."

While politicians are often in a rush to make a difference during the comparatively short time they have in office, royals are there for life, which perhaps explains why Kate has taken 10 years to get to this point.Having been instrumental in launching the Heads Together campaign with William and Prince Harry in 2016, designed at tackling the stigma and changing the conversation on mental health, it was not until 2018 that she convened a steering group of experts to look at how cross-sector collaboration could bring about lasting change.

In January, she delivered a landmark speech after her Five Big Questions on the Under Fives survey garnered over 500,000 responses.

"People often ask why I care so passionately about the early years," the mother-of-three said.

"Many mistakenly believe that my interest stems from having children of my own. While of course I care hugely about their start in life, this ultimately sells the issue short. If we only expect people to take an interest in the early years when they have children, we are not only too late for them, we are underestimating the huge role others can play in shaping our most formative years, too."

Pointing out that the social cost of late intervention has been estimated to be over £17 billion a year, she added: "The early years are therefore not simply just about how we raise our children. They are in fact about how we raise the next generation of adults. They are about the society we will become."

According to Eamon McCrory, Professor of Developmental Neuroscience and Psychopathology at University College London, the Duchess "has a vision of how she can help transform how we as a society view and invest in the early years for the benefit of society".

Describing her interest in "the role the brain shapes our early experiences and how that sets us on a path to adult life", he explained: "When you look at very young babies and infants, on the surface they don’t appear to be engaging in complex emotions so there's a tendency to underestimate the millions of synapses that are being formed every minute. But science is telling us we have to look under the bonnet.

"There’s no question that for the Duchess, this is a lifetime piece of work. The last five years laid the foundations, now we are entering a more proactive phase.” Described by one source as “thoughtful, professional and determined to do a good job,” there is a sense that Kate has never been in it for the early wins, but the long haul.

As one well-placed insider put it: "She took the job very seriously right from the very beginning. She continues to want to get it right and do her very best - for the institution, for William and the importance of the work she’s doing.

"She doesn't just want to rock up for a picture opportunity, which is why she used to get quite frustrated with all the early focus on what she was wearing. She really cares about this stuff."

Another source said she was "much more fun" than people give her credit for, pointing out how she has grown in confidence having found a cause that she is not only passionate about - but also well informed.

As Lord Hague put it: "She’s been reading the books and had trustees reading the books. People assume her interest in the early years is because she has children – actually it comes from all the adults she’s met." The other key influence has been Kate’s own idyllic childhood.

Brought up in leafy Bucklebury in West Berkshire by her entrepreneur parents Michael and Carole Middleton, pictured below with the royal family, the Duchess has never made any secret of how fortunate she has been to be brought up in a loving and supportive family.

"She always recognised that she benefited from such a great start in life," added Mrs Priestley.

"That’s why sport and the outdoors has always been a key theme for her. She was always asking how those sorts of experiences could be made accessible to others."

For Dame Benny Refson, president of the children’s mental health charity Place2Be, where the Duchess has been patron since 2013, Kate’s grounded upbringing has proved an asset.

“The Duchess listens and people feel heard and valued. It’s nothing to do with privilege. The groups she meets in challenging areas in London don't look at what she's wearing. What makes a difference is that an important person has shown a genuine interest in them. She can relate without passing judgement, which is so important."

Having started out as a reticent public speaker, the Duchess has finally found her voice – and next week she will have a lot more to say.

#duchess of cambridge

[melaninkimchi]

Beauty Supply Imagine (Bang Chan x Reader)

You know the vibes alreadyyyy, this one is specifically for our melanated girlies. Real wholesome. Wrote this list style imagine eons ago and just go around to posting, please enjoy!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - You run a beauty supply with stray kids -You and Chris are the store managers -One of you is always there, so your shifts barely overlap (although you wish they did all the time) -You usually are scheduled to work open shift from 10am to 4pm, sometimes you have to come in earlier for the weekly deliveries -Seungmin always helps you open on weekdays, and usually Minho is there too -Seungmin is your favorite responsible baby, Minho and you are two crackheads in a peapod -On weekends Jeongin comes in to help, along with Felix -Felix is your special fairy baby, you would do anything for him, well almost anything -Jeongin is too grown for his own good so you ignore him sometimes -Chris is usually closing from 4-10 with Changbin and Hyunjin on weeknights -When they have night classes, Jisung comes in, and picks up extra hours on weekends -Felix does weekend close with Chris sometimes and pulls a double -It's how he affords all those skins in LoL -Anyway your shop is highly profitable -Your expertise is crochet hair. And wigs...you love secretly trying on wigs -One time Chris came in 30 mins early and caught you while your two minions were up front at register -He laughed his butt off and pulled on his own wig -While you adjusted it for him you realized how handsome he was -And almost kissed his dimple -That was scary cause then you had to try to recover from almost imprinting your clear gloss on the man's cheek -Another time the shop got in a limited-edition order of satin lined bonnets -He knew you always needed a spare bonnet -So one night while he was stocking, he had Hyunjin ring him up one -"Dude you don't need this." -"How do you know I don't need this?" -He came in early again the next day and presented it to you while you were tagging the kaneklon -You hugged him so tight -It made him so happy, he felt all sparkly and warm -After that he would ask you if you ever needed anything -Even before all that, he'd volunteer to work a double for you so you could have two days off instead of one -On Wednesdays the shop owner manager-nim would man the store with his co-owner manager-nim 2 -"Y/N, take Thursday off too, I'll open at 10, it's just 12 hours." -"Noooo, you know boss doesn't like us to go overtime." -"Okay well, how about on Friday you can stay til 6, the I'll just come in then to inventory and do deposit." -"Fine Chris..." But thank heavens for that cause sometimes you did need two days off in a row -Then he'd come in at 4 anyway to follow you around and make you laugh until he clocked in officially -One time you tried to cover him like that -"I appreciate the offer, but I'm saving money so need the hours" -"For what, you roommate with two other dudes" "Maybe it's a surprise for someone I really care about." -Then he stared at you for too long and you got scared and ran to hide in the bundled weave section -After y'all had worked together for almost a year, he asked you for his first favor -"Switch shifts with me" -"Sure, no problem" -You got to sleep in and finish your mini twists all before work -You closed with Jisung who became your best buddy in hours and Hyunjin who u quickly brought under submission -You were texting your roommate to ask her to pick you because your car was getting fixed -And you noticed a car pull up out front at 9:50 -You were instantly annoyed The store closed at 9, y'all would just use the last hour to stock, clean up and close registers -"Who is this? I mean really?" You peeked out and saw Chris grinning at the door -In his hands were flowers, a bunch of carnations -"Dude what?" -" These are for you y/n. Would you honor me with a late dinner at the river walk?" -All you could think about was how adorable he looked in his beanie with his sweater sleeves rolled up -"Freaking yes, let me grab my purse and tell the boys we're leaving" -The boys were already in back putting on their jackets (they saw everything from the aisle where y'all kept the haircolor) -The date was superb, he prepared fruits and pastries and pizza and bought your favorite drink -And

asked to hold your hand while y'all walked -And complimented the new gems you got to put in your twists -Needless to say, he quickly became the best boyfriend -Cause how could you say no to being his girl -He buys you satin lined ball caps with the backs big enough to put your puff through -He encourages all your hair changes -He always believes in you and when you tell him you want to open your own store one day, he is your number one supporter

#bang chan #skz fanfic #skz x reader #skz bang chan #bang chan x reader #bangchan x female reader #bang chan x y/n #bang chan fluff #chris fluff #stray kids fluff #stray kids chan imagine #stray kids chan scenario #stray kids chan fluff #stray kids imagines #soft skz #soft stray kids #stray kids sfw

[ebonyslasher]

Buss It Down, Now~

Slashers react to you doing the #bussitchallenge. It’s gonna get a lil raunchy:

He's scrolling on twitter when he comes across your video

You're in your bonnet, t-shirt, and shorts when you suddenly change into an orange two piece and your hair is all out and curly.

He's so shocked, he hasn't seen you do this before. He replays your vid about 50 leven' times 😂

Texts you after and says "That video was so fucking hot. God you're sexy"

“Oh so you saw my video 👀”

“Fuck Yes. I'll be at your place in 30 minutes, be ready.”

Immediately request for you to give him a private show. He needs to see this heavenly dance in person.

Once y’all get going, he's feeling up on you all night. Inside and out.

While scrolling on IG, he sees tons of videos about the challenge.

Once he sees what it is, he has to see you do it.

Begs for you to try it, “Please babe pleasseeee? I won't ask you for anything else ever again”

He lyin’ 🙄 but you entertain his request.

When you do the drop and start twerking he goes,” HOLY SHIT!!!”

Watches in amazement.

"This is the best day of my life"

Tries to do the challenge himself lol you cheer him on.

"C'mon baby put yo back into it!"

He's walking around the house, checking to see if anything is off.

He catches you doing the challenge when he wakes by y'all's bedroom.

He stands there at the doorframe and just....

Gets hard. His dick is pulsating and leaking at the view of your ass in those jogger pants just jiggling, strong enough to move the fabric.

Michael starts drooling. It's leaking down his chin. His eyes are wide and mouth open.

He doesn't make a move until you're done. Once you are, he is on you fucking fast.

Picks you up and throws you onto the bed, only saying two words.

"Ass up"

Watches you do the challenge through the walls.

You have on this purple crop top and pink loose fitting pants. Whenever you walk, your ass is rumbling in them. You stop and your ass is still going a few second after like damn bitch.

You drop it low and start going in. Steady moving. His eyes go wide.

He never thought an ass could move like that....and questions why he never asked you to dance on him. He's missing out.

Starts playing with himself right then and there. Times his jerks with the rhythm of the song.

You stop too soon, he was just about to come!

He approaches you, panting from rushing out to come get you.

"I saw you, fucking sexy. So fucking hot, I want to bury my face in your ass"

" I know you saw boo. If you wanna do all dat, I'm not stoppin’ you"

"Then do that when you're sitting on my face"

Oh, our super pure guy lol. He's in quite a shock when he this rumbling action.

Jason freezes and then turns out of the room so quickly, he can't believe he saw that!

Takes another little peek around the corner to watch but turns around soon after😆

He feels like he intruded in your privacy.

You did notice him do that out the corner of your eye

"It's okay if you want to watch, I don't mind sweetie💓"

Jason slowly comes back in and sits on a chair nearby.

Nervously watches as you bounce that ass. He feels like he's about to get in trouble just being here.

Gets hot under the collar though. There’s a desire to give you a rub down, but he too scared to ask.

If you start bussing it down on him, he will faint.

Hears music coming from the living room, so he leaves the bedroom to see what was going on.

What he sees stops him in his tracks, immediately mesmerized.

He thought he was having some....sexy ass dream right now. Is this really happening?

God, he couldn't take his eyes off of you. You're the sexiest woman he's ever witnessed no one can compare.

Even Leo is shook. "Fuck, look at that ass go! She's a fucking tease!"

All Daniel can say is "oh.....wow" in a dreamy voice.

After you're done, you turn to face him. Your facial expression tells him that you knew he was there the whole time

He's a blushing mess, wanting to cover up his large boner and giant wet spot left in his pants.

" Don't be embarrassed boo. I take it as a compliment 💋", you say as you approach him.

He hugs you and starts grabbing on your ass. Kneading into it on one side and shaking it on the other. He kisses your neck frantically, panting out that he wants to take you to bed.

You can't hear him, but Leo is cheering Danny on lol

#slasher x reader #slasher x black reader #michael myers #billy loomis #stu macher #jason vorhees #brahms heelshire #daniel lamb #michael myers x reader #brahms x reader #jason x reader #stu matcher x reader #billy loomis x reader #daniel lamb x reader #bussitchallenge #black reader

[xulcan]

Heyy mamas I came across your blog I was so hyped so I’m asking if you could write Shinra and Arthur with an black s/o xoxo

Keep up the good work 💋🥰

Aww thank you🖤

This is the longest headcanon I’ve ever wrote and it’s pure chaos, I love it

I am never writing after pullin an all nighter again <3

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SHINRA KUSAKABE

♤He adores you so much, he’s such a mess

♤You know how Arthur always calls him a dumb devil n stuff, imma be honest when they clash it could either go one of two ways

♤1. You’re laughing you ass off, or 2. Arthur leaves with a bruised ego your pick

♤Shrina is very much wrapped around your finger, he probably assumes you don’t know but chile you know. They all know

♤Whenever you try something new with your hair he’s always first in line to compliment you, which he does about 20-50 times per day

♤Maki gushes at y’all 24/7 sayin y’all are cute together

♤If you ever get mad at him and do that thing where you suck your teeth, he’s gonna get sad real quick

♤He’s gonna keep his distance of course he’s not trynna put you in an even worse mood than you already are

♤He loves to hug you after wash day cause he likes the scent of your products

♤Once he said “You smell good” accidentally out loud, next thing you knew you didn’t see him for the whole day cause he got embarrassed

♤If you ever take him to meet your grandparents, they don’t even have to be your grandparents just an old black lady that’s close to you and your family and she calls him baby, that’s it he’s like

♤”Y/N, I don’t wanna leave.” He’s just clenching his heart

♤LISTEN I DONT KNOW ABOUT YALL BUT LIKE WHEN AN OLD BLACK LADY CALLS ME BABY THAT JUST HITS

Bonus crack✨

♤Once y’all got a call about a big ass infernal and once y’all got there you looked it up and down and said “(Chile) This is beyond my black ass.” And sat in the match box.

♤Obi glared at him and said with his eyes “Get them out. Now.” Long story short you didn’t and now Obi makes you run extra drills ✨

ARTHUR BOYLE

♤ Chileeeee

♤He’s always calling you the fair Y/N n stuff for his little knight thing he got goin on

♤He has seen your glow once and from then on he calls you Deity Y/N, he asks to see it again sometimes and when you explain you have no control over it he asks Ogun so now when you’re doing paper work he waits for the right time

♤Obi likes to have you around cause you keep him in check just incase he’s about to do some dumb shit

♤If you call him a knight for whatever reason he goes from “King Arthur” to the Reincarnation of King Arthur him fucking self

♤If you ever get your hair braided or just do something new with it, get ready for the knight themed comments

♤Sometimes he just wonders to himself when you’re gonna leave him cause believe it or not he’s insecure in that subject✨

♤I’m pretty sure he knows his parents just 🚪🚶🏾‍♀️.

♤I feel like if he saw your glow he would deadass recite a whole ass poem just to be knightly or sumn

♤You don’t know how but someone he manages to get his hands on some products for you

♤Don’t ask how he did it tho, he’s just gonna kiss you and say “A knight never reveals his secrets.”

♤If you ever ever mutter something about hating your hair, maybe it was a bad hair day, or maybe it wasn’t workin with you today cause it’s a bitch✨

♤He’s gonna be so confused about why, he doesn’t wannabe like “ohh you shouldn’t do this and blah blah” he loves your hair and he can’t stand when you hate it yourself, now if you say you wanna shave it all off he’s gonna root for you if you wanna do so

♤ Biggest hype man 100%

♤When he took you to meet Ogun y’all were just like tight already, and when y’all left Arthur asked you if you knew him and you said “Nope, I have never seen him in my life.” He was so confused on the way back to the company

♤ Doesn’t let you sleep without your bonnet cause he remembers how you say that you need to wear it everynight, if you can’t find it and you’re sleepy you can bet he’s gonna help you look for it

♤ He always finds it 

#shinra x reader #shinra kusakabe x reader #arthur boyle x reader #fire force x black reader #Fire force x black!reader #fire force x reader #note to self don’t write after you wake up #this is such a crack fic #i love it.

[hurgablurg]

Shoutout to all the cucks, wannabes, and GTA babies on youtube making reaction videos to that Saints Row trailer with their bald-headed, fat-lipped, sunlight-adverse facecams in the thumbnails - you really are lower lifeforms. You and your comically oversized headphones. (Jesus wept, they look like they’re all wearing bonnets.)

Like, I’ve only ever seen TWO reactions to the trailer: “its not the old games” and “liberals reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”.

And it’s like, yeah. it’s not the old games, because the old games, through awful remasters and the passage of time, have not aged very fucking well. The jank of SR1, the washed-out colors of SR2 give me a headache, and the busted-ass difficulty of SR3′s insta-kill missions gives me an ache in my sphincter, but, yes, there is enjoyment to be had in them. If you ignore all the crashes. But beyond the gameplay and character moments?

It all SCREAMS mid 00′s, and sorry, but nostalgia be damned, those were not good years in any respect. Were there some cool toys for children? Sure, but that’s all these fucking “critics” remember, and so that’s all they associate with the decade - good times. The War on Terror and Bush administration kind of fucking sucked donkey cock. We all want to rightfully leave that time period behind, and that means the games that marinate in that era as well.

And as for the second point and the “oh-so cleverly hidden” intent behind their words about “soyboys and libcucks”, fucking please; the New Saints, even as fictional characters, are a thousand times more capable than ANY of the virtue-signaling youtuber commenters could ever hope to be. Skinheads and recessed-chin cucks obsessed with the “urban gangsta flava” and aesthetic of run-down impoverished neighborhoods without an ounce of interest in reformation or actually improving the standard of living like real gangs at least purport to do. They’d piss themselves to death if caught in a real gunfight a lot sooner than a bunch of polygons and code on a screen would, that’s for fucking sure.

And that’s not even going into the 11-15 year olds who hop on GTA Online, pay for a hoverbike-tank, 50 levels and a jizzillion dollars with their mom’s credit card and claim to be not only experts on what makes compelling crime and gangster stories, but also experts on real-life criminal activity too. I sincerely hope they grow the fuck up soon, because it is waning on me.

Does the new Saints Row game need work from the trailers alone? Sure! For the reasons they think? Not at all, and I hope they roast their little balls off in an industrial furnace!

#saint's row #saints row #00's #epic gamer moment #saints row reboot

[countess-of-edessa]

i think a misconception a lot of us have whether or not we support abortion is that history is like this: abortion is illegal, roe v. wade, abortion is good. prochoicers think that with abortion bans we will be sliding back into the past. prolifers might think that the past was a better time for laws of the unborn.

did you know that eminent 16-17th century jurist edward coke wrote on the subject of abortion, saying that if a woman caused the baby in her womb to die, it was a misprison (misdemeanor), but a baby had to be born and be alive outside of the womb and then killed for that killing to be murder? in america, which followed the common law discussed by coke, abortion laws were not put into place until the mid to late 19th century.

coke was living in a different world then we are, a world in which far fewer pregnancies resulted in the birth of a live child and a world in which far less was understood in every way about the biological facts of conception and fetal life. his idea, though reflective of his limited knowledge, is also more understandable given the context of his time. for example, if there is a significant chance a baby will be born stillborn with no intervention of the mother, and there is essentially no way to tell if something occurs until the birth, how would it even be known whether the action of the mother or another party even occurred prior to the baby dying in the womb of another cause? pregnancy was only acknowledged from 'the quickening' (fetal movement) anyway, because there was really no way to tell before then at all. as medical science began to catch up with the reality of how pregnancy actually progresses, people began to realize the errors of the previous laws and sought to correct them.

anyway, all this to say, abortion has always been here, and it has a long and storied history of being legally accepted in much the same way slavery and raping your wife have been historically upheld by courts and only altered fairly recently. (for marital rape, it was not uniformly criminalized in all 50 states until 1993, so this is not the distant past.)

to change abortion laws would not be a return to tradition—or return to some mythically evil, backwards past where women wear bonnets and churn butter. to change abortion laws would be to reflect scientific advancements which have provided us with enough information that it becomes totally irrational to believe that a fetus is anything but a human, and to reflect the development of morality to the point where one believes it is wrong to kill a live baby. the only reason they have not yet been changed is due to the interference of emotional appeals and human selfishness, the desire of people to preserve their own comfort above all else. but like, come on, guys. believe in ✨the science✨.

[blackdepths]

Kurloz Heacanons cause why not

-He was a youth group pastor, he had to be -His room is really dark. His front room is really dim tho -He has a shit ton of candles - Besides the emo/indie music he listens to, He really loves 90s Hip Hop and RnB -Erykah Badu is one of his fav artists -He never got into skateboarding like Mituna, but he is badass on roller skates -He wears a bonnet to bed -He has piercings -Before he stitched his mouth shut, was pretty talkative with his friends -His voice is smooth but gruff, he's a smooth talker -He wears head wraps sometimes -He's a really good singer -He ACTUALLY takes care of his hair -He's really whipped when he's flushed for someone, that's why he doesn't like falling in love -He's that black friend with a whole bunch of white friends -He ages like fine wine, meaning when he's 50 earth years he looks 30 earth years. Purple bloods get white hairs so imagine Kurloz with salt and pepper hair -He had "Lions, Tigers, and Bears" by Jazmine Sullivan on repeat after he and Meulin broke up -He has a complex fashion sense, a mix of indie, goth, and clown shit -Floetry is another one of his fav artists -Kurloz in a durag with a ponytail NSFW Headcanons under the cut!

-When he had his tongue, Meulin was never left unsatisfied -He a quite magical with his fingers -He's REALLY kinky: BDSM, paddles, whips, collars, leashes, chains, cuffs, etc. -He probably has a sex dungeon -He has a baby making music full of 90s RnB -He has a raging breeding kink -He's a dom top, no other way around it -He likes to push his partners limits, he's sadistic like that -His voice turned people on alot, so they were happy when he stitched his mouth together so they can stop being horny around him -He likes to sign when he's fingering his partner, he likes to see them struggle to figure out what he's saying -He's fucked a lot of people and brags to Cronus about it -Overstimulation -He loves hearing his partner whine and struggle underneath him -His favorite position is mating press -He enjoys a bratty partner cause they let him be more sadistic -He’s into pet play..................I will not elaborate -He will fuck his partner before he argues with them, cause during aftercare, they can talk about it better -He enjoys seeing his partner ride him sometimes, he’s in charge of the speed tho -AFTERCARE KING, But still a tease tho, cause he knows your sensitive </3

#homestuck kurloz #kurloz makara #homestuck #purpleblood

[keepingupwithfundies]

CO "A New Life"

The Duggars are back, and definitely signed a contract where they get to talk more about Jesus. 

-T 

The episode opens with a verse from Song of Solomon and Joy, Jessa and kids arrive at Joe & Kendra's. Kendra is 38 weeks along, nesting and getting ready for the baby, and Jessa and Joy are helping. Kendra is excited for her daughters to have that close sister relationship. Kendra is having contractions, and Kendra says she feels like the baby could come any day now. Jessa asks how covid impacted her birth plan. Kendra says this time, she won't be able to have her sister come, but she will be able to have her mom. Joy says she had Austin and a doula, and Jinger was only able to have Jeremy at her birth. Kendra says she won't have to wear a mask during labor, since breathing is so important. Kendra's labor with Garrett was almost a two day process, it went well but it was long. With Addy, her labor was very fast. Kendra says she is planning another natural, no epidural birth for this baby. Evy is there, and Joy says she is an easy baby. Joy says she thought if your first baby was easy, your second would be harder, but she has heard from other moms that it's actually number 3, which isn't reassuring for Kendra. Kendra says both her babies were easy until they get to the phase where they're mobile but not talking yet. Kendra says she is worried about having three kids all close in age. Jessa goes to check on the kids in the other room, right as Henry goes to pull a toy out of Gideon's hands. Kendra and Joy head out when they hear the commotion. The producers ask about how the kids get along, and Jessa and Joy say they're just at the age. Garrett hits Gideon, and Kendra has him apologize. The producers ask Joy and Kendra how they lean on their faith in frustrating parenting moments. Joy says you're already exhausted, and she's been studying the fruits of the spirit and striving to be more Christ-like. Kendra says she feels much more prepared thanks to Jessa and Joy's help. Jessa and Joy say they will be praying for Kendra as her due date approaches.

At the main house, the Duggars are preparing for a Easter brunch by making Easter bonnets and hats. The kids all get hats and begin decorating them. Jessa says springtime is always beautiful and refreshing. The kids start showing off their hats, and Jessa takes pictures of their creations. Jessa says that some of the kids hats are very cute, and some are very festive.

Jim Bob and Michelle have gathered the couples together to talk about their faith as Joe and Kendra are expecting their third child. Jim Bob wants to talk about what Easter means, and he talks about the Bible story. They then share their testimony. Jim Bob talks about asking for forgiveness at 7 years old, and he talks about his financial struggles growing up and how they led him to the Lord. Michelle didn't grow up going to church, but at 15 she heard that she could be forgiven for everything she'd done wrong, and Michelle says Jesus turned her from darkness to light and she is grateful for the freedom in Christ. Kendra says she thought she was saved at 4, growing up in a Christian home, and at 15 her mom could sense that Kendra was trying to do the right thing, but it wasn't coming from her heart. So they talked and Kendra says her doubts had weighed her down until them, and she cried out to Jesus, and her doubts went away and she didn't have to worry about her own good works but what Christ had done for her. Ben then talks about growing up, struggling with guilt until he was 15, and then he heard about what Jesus had done and he was saved and it was like spring in his soul. Jessa is next, and she says she thought a lot about the afterlife and she knew she was difficult and selfish, but she wasn't content staying that way. She has seen the transformation that Jesus had made for her siblings, and she prayed again, repented of her sin and she saw a big change in her life. She said that when they were younger, she and Jana had not gotten along but once she was saved she saw a change in that relationship. Ben says he and Jessa have had difficult times where you lean on God to get through them. Michelle said she once had a difficult moment with Jinger, who had decided she wasn't going to apologize for something. While Jinger napped, Michelle called Jim Bob and said she didn't know what to do, since Jinger never did that. Michelle gave her some space and prayed, and when she woke up, Michelle told her to say she was sorry and she immediately did. Jim Bob says there is no greater Joy than seeing your kids walking in truth, and they all pray for Kendra's delivery.

Kendra's due date was March 1, but she went into labor 10 days early. At an appointment, she was 4 1/2cm and had her membranes stripped, so she was walking and hoping the baby would come that day.  Joe and Kendra dropped the kids off at her parents, and then went out walking. Walking was helping, so they headed into the hospital to get checked in. The Duggars await news and talk about baby names (Jordyn says they could name it after her). Christina tells everyone they're breaking her water, and then that they're at the tail end. Baby girl arrives, and then the family gets the text message and celebrates. Kendra went into the hospital around 4:20pm and the text came in a 7:57pm so hopefully the labor was fast and smooth. Joe and Kendra are absolutely smitten with their new baby, and they think she looks more like Garrett than Addy. Joe says her full name is Brooklyn Praise Duggar.

At Jessa's, she is preparing to dye eggs with her kids. She says they will be making angel eggs at the Big House, which is what her mom called deviled eggs since they taste so good and it just stuck. Jessa mixes the colors together, and explains to her kids that they are coloring the eggs just for fun. Jessa says she got some dye on her skin and it stained, and Spurgeon asks if a shower will make it go away. Spurgeon and Henry have fun coloring their eggs. The producers ask Spurgeon to tell them the Easter story, and he does. Ivy tries one egg, and Jessa says the project is a little bit precarious. Spurgeon and Henry eat cracked eggs together, and Jessa says the kids loved this project. Spurgeon says getting to eat an egg was better than getting to dye them.

At the Main House, the family is gathering for an Easter brunch. They are making angel eggs, which the Duggar are really selling as a big thing they do all the time. Then they start making empty tomb rolls, using crescent roll dough, and marshmallows. To make, you roll the marshmallow in cinnamon and sugar and then roll it up in the dough. You bake them in the oven and the marshmallow melts away, leaving an "empty tomb."

Joe and Kendra arrive, and they are excited to introduce everyone to Brooklyn. Garrett has adjusted well, but Addy still is adjusting. Joe says Easter is a time of renewal, and they are looking forward to what's in store for their family. Joe leads the entire family in prayer, and the family digs into their meal. Michelle says it is a wonderful time to celebrate new life and the freedom they have in Christ, and Jim Bob is excited for their 20th grandchild and says it won't be long before they have 50 and 100. Michelle says they are looking forward to new relationships and new babies. Jason leads the family in Amazing Grace to close the episode.  

#counting on #Recap

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

heyy can i ask from the prompt list 31, 50 and 72 with chris when they are good friends but the sexual tension it's too much for them

31: “your cute when you’re half asleep.”

50: Don’t apologize about your morning wood.”

72: “ohh right there”

Smut

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Light kisses on your face, woke you up from your slumber. You groaned and buried your head deeper under the blanket. "Leave me alone."

Chris chuckled deeply from just waking up. “your cute when you’re half asleep.” you groaned again and pushed your head into his chest.

As you were wrapping your arms around his waist, your hands accidentally brushed over Chris hard cock. He let out a light moan.

You pulled away from his chest looking at him. Chris closed his eyes, "sorry." You shook your head. Don’t apologize about your morning wood.”

Pushing the blanket down off your body's, you pulled down Chris boxers. Chris hand ran through your head for a second, pushing the strands to the side ( if you were a bonnet to sleep then I don't know about strands).

You took a hold of his dick, not wasting anytime. You licked up his cock, your eyes never leave his. "Fuck sweetheart." Chris moaned out.

You took him all the way into your mouth. His salty precum filled the back of your tongue. Chris hand flew to your head as you bobbed up and down. "Jeez baby you have a beautiful mouth." You swirled your tongue over the tip loving how he taste.

"mm, you taste so good Chris."you returned to sucking him. His his and flex as you went down on him.

Both of Chris hand were in your hair guiding you. “ohh right there sweetheart, don't stop."

His cock brushed the back of your throat making you gag. You pulled away from his cock getting air looking up at Chris who was watching you.

Putting him back in your mouth, you deep throat him some more making him cum down your throat. A series of cursed words and groan came from his mouth, as he came.

You pulled away from him and moved back up to his face." I'm going back to sleep."

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