#And Joel I guess

[solarockk]

13 year old tea

designs // first meeting

shiny duo pokemon au "Pokémon’s Shiny Jewels Sun&Moonstone" by @wyvernspirit and I

#geminitay fanart #pearlescentmoon fanart #smallishbeans fanart #ldshadowlady fanart #mcyt #pokemon au #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #joel smallishbeans #lizzie ldshadowlady #sol art #artist on tumblr #A wild Lizzie enters the chat #And Joel I guess #Hey look guys it’s Barbie! ..and Ken #shes everything.... hes just ken #love you joel #They’re having tea.. in a tea shop.. as in.. it might be a teapot👀 #Ooo is that a wild cameo of a Katherine Elizabeth I see? #Is that the champion- oh no nevermind he’s still missing #Who’s that mysterious guy? Itsssss a loser #a girl failure #the best story of the AU and it’s not even the main plot point #how long can one run from their responsibilities? 13 years apparently! #we love him tho #i swear #not tagging who tho lol #joel might just be the funniest character btw #happy tuesday upload! #pokemon shiny jewels sun&moonstone

[wonderlandleighleigh]

midge finds out that lenny steals club owners' chairs

"That motherfucker stole all my chairs!"

Midge blinks owlishly at her ex-husband. "What?"

"Lenny Bruce! He came in the middle of the night, broke in - didn't even take the money I owed him! Just- stole all the chairs."

Midge tries desperately not to laugh. This is deranged. This is the behavior of a deranged man.

Okay, so maybe she's in love with a deranged man. Maybe the man she loves is absolutely feral, and will steal the chairs from clubs who don't pay him.

"Why didn't you pay him?" Midge asks.

"I-I was late with it, I was gonna!" Joel cries. "He did a great set - amazing! I just- why are you smiling?"

She shakes her head. "I'm not smiling."

"Yes you are. I know that smile. That's your 'I had sex with a mandman' smile, I've seen it before, because you used to smile like that when I did something insane," Joel accuses.

"I have no idea what you're-"

"You fucked Lenny Bruce!"

Midge is still trying not to laugh. "Every chair?"

"Fuck."

#fic #au #tmmm #Midge/Lenny #Midge x xLenny #and Joel I guess

[theminecraftbee]

i'm so glad to see that joel's trapping skills have, if nothing else, remained consistent.

#hermitcraft #joe hills #joel smallishbeans #stream liveblogging #hermitcraft spoilers #i guess? #anyway i'm cackling. he. tried.

[seventhsession]

My man Etho coming in with Sources.

#ethoslab #joel smallishbeans #hermitcraft #my art #7thSeshart #look at this graph #ethos lab #smallishbeans #geminitay #bdubs #<i guess? tagging them just in case

[unsolved-marionette]

More fun lineless design

#life series #hermitcraft #sos smp #i guess its TECHNICALLY these things?? nothing special jsut them in their default outifts tho #zombiecleo #lizzie ldshadowlady #scott smajor #joel smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #🌟 draws

[nezhanetwork]

party for two :)

#life series #secret life #secret life spoilers #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #jizzie #trafficshipping #I GUESS? #my art

[spoonmoment119]

its true 👍

#spoon doodles #real life smp #real life spoilers #<- i guess #joel smallishbeans #jimmy solidarity #grian #smallishbeans #smallidarity

[transfemzedaph]

this is so fucking funny to me

#original post tag #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady #jizzie #i guess #video tag

[liauditore]

when you don't play abt that homo shit but that one homie being way too kissable rn

#joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #trafficblr #hermitblr #trafficshipping #i guess it's implied lol #my art

[nicolethered]

#pedro pascal #joel miller #I should make yall guess who op was talking about

[pedrohub]

EMMY AWARDS LOSER PEDRO PASCAL

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series

#pedro pascal #the last of us #the last of us hbo #tlouhboedit #tlouedit #tvedit #joel miller #ppascaledit #pedropascaledit #emmy awards #emmys 2024 #emmys #joelmilleredit #ours #gifs #constance #yes i did two versions..... sometimes you gotta laugh out of the pain i guess #we'll get you that emmy king.... for season 2

[spaciebabie]

springtrap says the EVIL sex word because hes so so SCARY and evil and PURPLE AAAAA!!!!!! AAAAAA!!! SEX!!!!!!! MOUMMY!! HEEELP!!!!

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #springtrap #purple guy #william afton #springtrap fnaf #you all should listen ta the hit album 'sex in minecraft' by joel varg #a classic if i do say so myself #GRANDMA HAS DIED BUT I STIIIIIIIILLLL HAVE SEX IN MINECRAAAAAAAAAAAFT #what is up w/him and grandma first the ghostbusters album now this #glitchtrap #vanny fnaf #this has been stuck in my head for forever #this is what insanity looks like :\ #oh well already knew thattun #i wasnt supposed ta draw this taday. it was supposed ta be. something else. #weeeeeereeeerrrrghgh #bye #suggestive #i guess #spacie scribbles

[cowgurrrl]

She’s A Gun

Pairing: Joel Miller x fem!reader

Author’s note: *John Mulaney voice* My wife is a bitch and I love her SO much (gif by @salome-c) I also didn’t know how to end this so sorry

Summary: Somebody didn’t give the new guy a heads up about talking about Joel Miller’s family [1.6k]

Warnings: idiots in love, a quick mention of a queer slur, I can’t think of anything else!!

You catch him looking at you across the room as you sip some new whiskey Tommy traded for. He looks young and fresh-faced without many scars or littering the surface of his skin. His eyes are bright when they meet yours, and you give him a polite smile before returning to your drink. Unsurprisingly, he bellies up to the bar a few minutes later. You glance at the door, and the man follows your gaze. 

"You meeting someone?" He asks. The bartender, a kind man named Nick, flashes you a look, but you wave him off, turning to the younger man, who is dead set on making his presence known. 

"You must be new." You say, and he laughs as he holds out his hand. 

"You got me. I'm Luke," He says. You meet him halfway and shake his hand, giving him your name. "Where are you from?"

"I came here from Boston."

"You're a long way from home. What brought you here?" 

"Long story."

"Is it longer than the time it would take to get you another drink?" 

"I can get my own drink, but thank you."

"'Course," he says but doesn't move from his place next to you. "What do you do here in Jackson?" He asks, and you open your mouth to say something, but he cuts you off. "Let me guess. School teacher. No, a nurse."

"I work patrols, but good guess."

"Oh, I'm going to work patrols, too. I actually just signed up for my first shift tomorrow. Speaking of which, do you know anything about this guy… Miller, I think, is his name. I heard he's a hard ass."

"Joel or Tommy?"

"There's multiple?" He asks, and you smirk as you sip your drink.

"There's a few of 'em hanging around, yeah. What did they say? Maybe I can," you shrug and try to hide the amusement in your voice. "Help you figure it out."

"Well, this guy, Seth, said Miller shouldn't even be in Jackson. Something about him killing people to get by before coming here, but he gets to stay because he's buddies with Maria. Apparently, he's a hell of a shot, though. I heard a rumor that he once shot an Infected from a mile away, but I'll believe it when I see it." He says, and you nod. 

You remember that day well. Tommy had been bragging about his marksmanship, mostly telling big fish stories, and you finally got sick of it. Joel told you to leave it, but you had to see. When you went on patrol the next day, you and Tommy had a competition to see how far he could actually shoot. You passed the gun back and forth to see who could hit accurately and how far. You were the one holding the gun when the Infected bound his way up the hill and quickly went down as the bullet buried in his skull. You didn't think that story would've made the rounds, though. 

"What else did Seth say?" You ask, and he puffs his cheeks out as he shakes his head.

"He told me to stay away from him. Something about not fucking with people like that because he's ruthless, especially when it comes to his kid. He said Miller yelled at him last week because he said something to her. Just... totally lost his mind like a crazy person." It wasn't just something. He called my daughter a dyke, you think to yourself. Joel may have pushed him and made him leave, but you threatened to ruin his fucking life. If you ever hear him say something like that to Ellie again, you'll make Joel look like the poster child for forgiveness. You bite the inside of your cheek and save that information for later. 

Seth wasn't warning Luke about Joel. He was warning him about you.

"And you're sure he was talking about a man?"

"Pretty sure. I mean, I know people do lots of shitty things to stay alive, but I can't imagine a woman instilling that much fear in a man like Seth," He says, and you hum. "No offense."

"None taken." You smile and watch his guard come down just enough for him to feel comfortable reaching for your arm.

"I wish I had known they let women as beautiful as you out on patrol. I would've signed up with you instead of Miller." He says, and you almost gag. Joel's hand skims your lower back almost as if on cue, and you turn to face him. He kisses you a second too long before looking over your shoulder to face the stranger who looks embarrassed. His arm wraps protectively around your middle, and he's close enough that you can smell his shampoo over the bar’s stench of stale beer.

"Great timing. This is Luke. He's starting patrols tomorrow," You say. Joel reaches across the space to shake his hand, and Luke winces at his too-tight grip. "Luke, this is my husband, Joel Miller," you wish you had a camera to take a picture of the stunned look on his face when he hears the last name. "Joel, we were just talking about the last time I was on patrol with Tommy."

"You're Miller?" Luke asks, suddenly looking pale. "Why didn't you say anything?"

"Oh, I thought I mentioned it. I'm sorry, I'm probably losing my mind." You echo Seth's words and smack yourself on the forehead dramatically. Luke drains his drink before glancing around the room.

"It was great to meet you, man. Um, I'm gonna run to the bathroom really fast." He says and takes several steps away from the bar. 

"Oh, so soon? I was hoping you and Joel could talk about routes."

"Maybe later." He says, and with that, he's gone. You smile and turn in Joel's arms to face him.

"Jesus, I thought he was going to have a heart attack. What did you say to him?" 

"Seth was warning him about the mercenary who's buddies with Maria and shot an Infected from a mile away, asked if I knew anything about the guy."

"Seth should learn to keep his fuckin' mouth shut." He grumbles, and you nod.

"It didn't help his case that he tried flirting with me. Even asked if I was a school teacher." You say, and he gives you a look. His warm fingers reach under your shirt collar to pull out the chain with your wedding band on it.

"Maybe if you actually wore this, that wouldn't happen so often."

"C'mon, everybody knows I'm yours. It's not my fault no one gave him the run down," you say, and he tugs on the chain to kiss you, his big hands moving to hold your jaw. He swallows your gasp when he licks into your mouth, sending a zing of electricity down your spine. He's a touch too handsy for a public space, but you're not complaining. "I don't see you wearing yours out on patrol either." You say, pulling away before he can start something he can't finish, at least not in public. Still, his hand slips into your back pocket, squeezing your ass through the denim.

"Don't want to lose a finger. Besides, everybody knows I'm yours," he parrots, and you smile. A familiar, old country song plays over the speakers, and Joel lights up at the first few chords. "Will you dance with me?" He asks, pressing light kisses to your jaw to butter you up. You lock your arms around his shoulders and let yourself forget about everyone else in the bar. 

"And to think there was a time when you hated PDA."

"That was before someone tried hittin' on my wife," he says, and you feel like your face will get stuck from smiling so much. It's been three months since the small backyard wedding officiated by Tommy and Maria. Ellie walked you down the aisle— more of a patch of grass than anything else— and acted as your maid of honor. When Tommy asked if she agreed to give you to Joel, she said, "it's not like she's fucking property, but sure." She beamed so brightly when she realized you each included her in your vows, promising to love and protect her as much as you love and protect each other. It wasn't planned, but the unexpected matching further proved that you three are a family. Still, you don't know if you'll ever get used to hearing Joel call you his wife. "Dance with me, please." He pouts into your neck, and you finally give in, grabbing his hand and leading him to the dance floor. 

He pulls you close, and you bury your face in his neck as you slowly dance to Tanya Tucker's voice. He sings along for only you to hear, his accent getting stronger as he does. You could stay like this forever, wrapped up in him and listening to him sing the same song you used to sing along to while driving on backroads. You would marry him again if you could. You think you would marry him in every lifetime.

Scary rumors of mercenaries and blood on your hands fade from your mind. To men like Seth and Luke, you are a subversion of their holy mother. You are bloody and broken, a monster beyond saving. You are a warzone with a heartbeat.

But to Joel, you are the most sacred thing he's ever held. It's not enough to erase the rumors and nightmares about you, but it's enough to knock the wind out of you and make you love your husband that much more. That has to count for something. 

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Tag list: @evyiione

#joel and ellie #joel miller #the last of us #joel miller fic #joel miller x reader #joel tlou #the last of us x reader #joel miller the last of us #joel miller fluff #i wrote this for me but you can read it too i guess

[katiky-png]

so when are the weddings

#hermitblr #smallishbeans #skizzleman #tangotek #ethoslab #ANYWAYS #QUICK ONE BECAUSE I HAVE THE MOTHER OF HEADACHES SAKHJSDKSD #hermitshipping #i guess :D #mcyt #mcytblr #hermitcraft #ethos lab #ethoslab fanart #skizz fanart #tango tek #tango fanart #joel smallishbeans #katart

[schmoel]

joel literally leaning forward in real life to kiss jimmy in game . can they just not for one episode

#smallishbeans #trafficblr #rlsmp #real life smp #solidaritygaming #trafficshipping #<- i guess? they kinda just did that on their own though lol #i #joel liveblog tag

[dead-sp1der]

I think these are accurate

I'm probably gonna do Bdubs, Joel and Gem later, but for now take this graph

Some things to note:

I do not want the Hermits to be aware of this graph, because while making it I realized I would hate to see this if I were a Hermit. I made this for my own data-driven curiousity only

I am a human so I there is a chance that I missed 1 or 2 names somewhere along the line. I will reblog this with the raw data for if anyone wants to check my measurements

Bdubs, Tango and Gem are the top 3 most frequent mentioned Hermits in Etho's videos, do with that information what you will

Bdubs is the only hermit Etho has mentioned every single video, for some reason, what is wrong with him

Stress and Zedaph are (afaik) the only Hermits who's names are never said by Etho, but they do both appear and talk in his videos

#i don't even know what to tag this with #graph #statistics #I guess??? #man #ethoslab #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #hermitcraft s10 #Bdoubleo100 #bdubs #bdoubleo #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #I'm tagging the major ones from the graph who Don't have a tumblr (I have Joel&Pearl&Gem blocked) #Geminitay #pearlescentmoon #tangotek #cubfan135 #docm77