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hotvintagepoll · 22 days

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Marlene Dietrich (Shanghai Express, Witness for the Prosecution, Morocco)—Bisexual icon, super hot when dressed both masculine and feminine, lived up her life in the queer Berlin scene of the 1920s, central to the 'sewing circle' of the secret sapphic actresses of Old Hollywood, refused lucrative offers by the Nazis and helped Jews and others under persecution to escape Nazi Germany, the love of my life

Sophia Loren (Marriage Italian Style, Houseboat)—Major Italian star, first actress to win an Oscar for a performance not in English (for Two Women (1960)) and later when Roberto Benigni won an Oscar in 1999 he jumped over the chairs towards the stage going "Sophia Sophia!!" because he was running towards Sophia Loren and said he cared more about her than the Oscar, that's the effect she had on people. She was big in the 60s already even though she gained a lot more notoriety after that. And I mean. Can we take a moment and just.

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Sophia Loren:

She has maxed out all her stats: beauty, elegance, sensuality, she's got it all. her mesmerizing eyes, her sensual mouth, her sharp face shape, her everything is so striking and unlike any other beauty in films. she was also voted the world most beautiful woman when she was freaking 65

im submitting her in honor of my dad bc she was the first celebrity crush of his he ever admitted to me and my sister :) and he was right. shes so pretty

OSCAR WINNER. Worked with some of the hottest leading men in Hollywood but remained faithful to her husband whom she had a loving marriage with till he died (even though Cary Grant almost tempted her once, it's complicated)

One of the most well-known sex symbols of the Golden Age of Hollywood, and unlike some unfortunate others, she seems to have been pretty well at peace with occupying that status. She made assertiveness and a tempestuous temper seem glamorous, and although she's famous for side-eying Jayne Manisfield's cleavage, honestly? She's one to talk.

Absolutely, drop-dead sexy, also a hard working, extraordinarily talented actress who didn't shy away from the less glamorous roles to gift us some gritty, memorable performances

Submitting this on behalf of my dad, who knows nothing of tumblr or this blog, but I remember being a kid watching Houseboat while my mom thirsted after Cary Grant, dad thirsted after Sophia Loren, and I was excited that they lived on a boat. Anyway, she's extremely beautiful and was an international star, doing a ton of movies in Italy before being recognized in the US.

JUST LOOK AT HER Y'ALL

Very smart and beautiful, the characters that she played (I mean those in the movies that I put in the previous question) are as strong and determined as her which I think adds to her hotness.

Global superstar and my late grandfather's long time movie star crush and for a man as quiet as he was, and as hopelessly devoted to his wife as he was, the fact that I know that means she was EXCEPTIONAL.

Big in the chest, snatched in the waist, pretty in the face 😳

Sexy, beautiful, deep. A real star.

Her performance in "Man of La Mancha" is just so very captivating. Dubbed as "the Italian Marilyn Monroe", she looks beautiful in any movie and at any age.

Forget the exotic sexpot of her Hollywood films and go back to her Italian career: sparking with Marcello Mastroianni as the woman who drives him mad and outwits all his fumbling attempts at macho posturing in their early films, and showing a tender side in their 1970s films. Sophia isn’t self-conscious about who she is or her beautiful body: she enjoys being herself and she wants us all to enjoy ourselves too.

She starred in films as a sexually emancipated persona and was one of the best known sex symbols of the time. She is a great cook and her filmography is immense.

On the misattributed quote that Sophia owed everything to spaghetti: 'Did you actually say the quote frequently attributed to you, "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti"?' "Non è vero! It's not true! It's such a silly thing. I owe it to spaghetti, no, no. Completely made up."

Marlene Dietrich:

ms dietrich....ms dietrich pls.....sit on my face

its marlene dietrich!!!! queer legend, easily the hottest person to ever wear a tuxedo, that hot hot voice, those glamorous glamorous movies…. most famously she starred in a string of movies directed by josef von sternberg throughout the 1930s, beginning with the blue angel which catapulted her to stardom in the role of the cabaret singer lola lola. known for his exquisite eye for lighting, texture, imagery, von sternberg devoted himself over the course of their collaborations to acquiring exceptional skill at photographing dietrich herself in particular, a worthy direction in which to expend effort im sure we can all agree. she collaborated with many other great directors of the era as well, including rouben mamoulian (song of songs), frank borzage (desire), ernst lubitsch (angel), fritz lang (rancho notorious), and billy wilder (witness for the prosecution). the encyclopedia britannica entry im looking at while compiling this propaganda describes her as having an “aura of sophistication and languid sexuality” which✔️💯. born marie magdalene dietrich, she combined her first and middle names to coin the moniker “marlene”. she was a trendsetter in her incorporation of trousers, suits, and menswear into her wardrobe and her androgynous allure was often remarked upon. critic kenneth tynan wrote, “She has sex, but no particular gender. She has the bearing of a man; the characters she plays love power and wear trousers. Her masculinity appeals to women and her sexuality to men.” in the 1920s she enjoyed the vibrant queer nightlife of weimar berlin, visiting gay bars and drag balls, and in hollywood her love affairs with men and women were an open secret. she was an ardent opponent of nazi germany, refusing lucrative contacts offered her to make films there, raising money with billy wilder to help jews and dissidents escape, and undertaking extensive USO tours to entertain soldiers with an act that included her a playing musical saw and doing a mindreading routine she learned from orson welles. starting in the 50s and continuing into the mid-70s she worked largely as a cabaret artist touring the world to large audiences, employing burt bacharach as her musical arranger.

First of all, there are those publicity photos of her in a tux. Second of all, I have never been the same since knowing that she sent copies of those photos to her Berlin lovers signed "Daddy Marlene." Not only is she hot in all circumstances, but she can do everything from earthy to ice queen. Also, she kept getting sexy romantic lead parts in Hollywood after the age of 40, which would be rare even now. She hated Nazis, loved her friends, and had a sapphic social circle in Hollywood. She also had cheekbones that could cut glass and a voice that could melt you.

Her GENDER her looks her voice her everything

“In her films and record-breaking cabaret performances, Miss Dietrich artfully projected cool sophistication, self-mockery and infinite experience. Her sexuality was audacious, her wit was insolent and her manner was ageless. With a world-weary charm and a diaphanous gown showing off her celebrated legs, she was the quintessential cabaret entertainer of Weimar-era Germany.”

The bar scene in Morocco awoke something in me and ultimately changed my gender

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"Her manner, the critic Kenneth Tynan wrote, was that of ‘a serpentine lasso whereby her voice casually winds itself around our most vulnerable fantasies.’ Her friend Maurice Chevalier said: ‘Dietrich is something that never existed before and may never exist again.’”

"Songstress, photographer, fashion icon, out bisexual phenom (notoriously stole Lupe Velez and Joan Crawford's men, and Errol Flynn's wife, had a torrid affair with Greta Garbo that ended in a 60-year feud, other notable conquests including Erich Maria Remarque -yes, the guy who wrote All Quiet on the Western Front- Douglas Fairbanks Junior, Claudette Colbert, Mercedes de Acosta, Edith Piaf), anti-Nazi activist. Marlene was a bitch - she had an open marriage for decades and one of her favorite things was making catty commentary about her current lover with her husband, and her relationship with her daughter was painful- but she was also immensely talented, a hard worker, an opponent of fascism and the hottest ice queen in Hollywood for a long time."

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"She can sing! She can act! She told the Nazis to fuck off and became a US citizen out of spite! She worked with other German exiles to create a fund to help Jews and German dissidents escape (she donated an entire movie salary, about $450k, to the cause). She looks REALLY GOOD in a suit. If you're not convinced, please listen to her sing "Lili Marlene". Absolutely gorgeous woman with a gorgeous voice."

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"Bisexual icon and Nazi-hater. Looks absolutely stunning in the suits she liked to wear. 'I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men'."

"would you not let her walk on you?"

#sophia loren #marlene dietrich #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old woman #ladies 6 #Youtube

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l1tw1ck · 9 months

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Please write more of the toy. PLEASE -🥚

Toy (2)

dom!bottom!ftm oc x sub!top!masc reader

wellll since you asked sooo nicely and im in the mood to write some sexy dominating men,,, | AFAB Language Used

CW: Non-Con, Dark Content

Debt Free

CW: Non-Con, Pet Play (Sort of) (puppy pet name, mention of collar and leash)

You were given the opportunity to clear your debt by dating your goddamned debt collector. He fell for you and basically ruined your life, he made you fall deeper and deeper into debt just so he could make you desperate enough to accept his offer. Now you're in his bedroom, wearing a studded collar and a leash. He likes treating you like an obedient dog and making you do things for him knowing you're not allowed to deny him. He could kill you if he wanted to.

He sits comfortably on your face, treating it like a special throne. He arches his back, shivering as he feels your tongue exploring his soft walls. "Mm...just like that, puppy~" He moans. "You've gotten better- uh~!" He gasps as your tongue finds his g-spot. He throws his head back, crying out shamelessly in pleasure as you eat him out. You're not the biggest fan of him but you can't deny the wonderful taste of his pussy and the pretty moans that come out of his mouth. "Yes- yes-" He breathes out.

"Fu- fuck~!" He squirts. "Mmh- such a good puppy.." He grinds down on your face before getting up.

ok i got lazy sorry

How to Please a Man

CW: Stepcest, Manipulation

this was lowkey difficult to write bc i have no idea how to finger someone 😭😭😭 im an autistic asexual virgin who absolutely hates masturbating with my fingers bc sticky so if anything is off ... thats why

You decided to ask your step father for relationship advice. You're a virgin and you're very nervous about asking out your crush. He was eager to give you advice and even offered to teach you some things.

"I bet you don't even know how to kiss." He climbs onto your lap. "Let me teach you." He doesn't wait for an answer and forces you into a kiss. You try to push him away but he's too strong. He grinds down on your crotch, determined to fuck you.

He finally pulls away from the kiss. "Relax, most guys don't like inexperience. I'll make sure you know what you're doing with him." He stands up and grabs your hand, pulling you into his bedroom and bringing you onto the bed with him. He manages to shimmy his shorts and boxers off, exposing his wet cunt to you. "Don't be scared, try and do what you think would feel good."

You swallow the lump in your throat. He's probably right. Your crush would appreciate it if you knew what you were doing. And this probably doesn't mean anything to him. He's just helping you out. Although you're unaware of your crush's anatomy, this'll probably be helpful for any future endeavors too. You look at his t-dick and hold it with your thumb and index finger, gently sliding it up and down. "Is...is that good?"

"Yeah, so good.." He moans. Jerking his dick is the easiest way to get him off thanks to how sensitive is. "But, you shouldn't rely on just that to please m- him."

"Oh- okay." You slide your finger down his cunt, eyeing him for a reaction. You slowly push your finger inside him, your breathing turns shallow as you take in the feeling of his warmth. You didn't know it felt like this. So warm, so plush, and so fucking wet. God. You feel weird for thinking this way about your step father but dear Lord, his pussy feels amazing. You slide in another finger and fumble around in his insides.

"Try finding my g-spot. You'll know when you find it."

You search around for it, earning a soft gasp from him when you find it. You poke it with the pads of your fingers, effectively pleasing him. You get the smart idea of sucking his dick while doing this.

"Fuck- good boy~" He throws his head back. "That's it. Keep going.."

You find yourself getting turned on by the sound of his moans and his praise. This is so wrong but oh so fucking good.

You keep going until he squirts, making a mess of the bed. You pull your mouth off his dick and lick up his slick before pulling away.

"Do you wanna learn more?" He looks at you with a lopsided smile. You nod eagerly, no longer worried about the morality of this.

part two for the second part if i remember lololol

#wicks🕯shorts #top male reader #male reader #sub male reader #dark content #dom character #oc x male reader #male reader smut #ftm character #afab character #tw noncon #tw stepcest

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fcthots · 8 months

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okay maybe nottttt the exact type of jason content you’re writing but i do really just need jason loving a curvy reader so good bc she’s having a bad body dysmorphia day

Ok im going for a more hc approach to this to keep it geared towards a more broad audience as I have to be able to relate to be able to write it. also I rlly just wanted to try out this format lol

ok so its date night and Jason looks fucking HOT

and you really wanna give him a treat. You wanna look good for him!

You want him to look at you and think "Wow! I'm so lucky! I'm so glad I found you."

You try on a dress that you think will look cute

It... doesn’t look like you thought it would

oh well. you'll just try another even though you were really planning on the first one

So you try the next one and that one doesn’t look right either

you try on the third outfit and you're starting to think maybe you're the problem

you know you're late but maybe if you find that outfit, he’ll think you're so pretty that it'll be ok. He'll think you're so beautiful that he'll forgive you. You just have to be pretty enough.

You just have to try to deserve forgiveness. You just have to try to deserve a fraction of all of the amazing love he gives you.

And that's how Jason finds you 30 minutes later, naked on the floor of your apartment surrounded by probably 14 different outfits

He sits down criss-cross next to you

"thought I'd find you in here. I got worried when you didn’t show up at my apartment. thought I had the wrong day at first."

you don’t even respond or look at him. you don’t think you can. you have no excuse

He does it for you. "You wanna tell me what's going on?"

You lean up, grab your blanket off the bed, and put it over your entire body, including your face

you hear him sigh and move closer to you before he moves the blanket away from your face

"please tell me? please."

You cave and tell him everything. He sets his jaw and listens.

you finish talking and it takes him a full minute before he speaks.

"We'll circle back to some things later, but I got you a present. I wanted you to wear it tonight. Also got some stuff I thought we could use tonight. You wanna see it?"

You nod your head, more confused than anything else. He comes back in two minutes later with a bag he tosses at you.

You open it

It's pajamas

Not lingerene

Pajamas like a giant shark onesie

you look at what else is in the bag

its a Shrek dvd

He speaks again. "I think we definitely need to watch Shrek tonight. in our matching shark onesies."

You don’t know what to say

but he does

"I'm with you because I love you and I like you. Every inch of you. I think you're smart and funny and amazing. And I also think you're sexy and gorgeous and beautiful. I can't change the way that you think. But will you at least believe me when I say that in my eyes you are the most beautiful woman on the planet?"

You pretend you're not actively crying "I think it would do me some good to watch Shrek"

He laughs and helps you up.

#can you tell I want to rewatch Shrek?#saph’s love letters #jason todd #jason todd x reader #saph’s thots #red hood #red hood x reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd x you #jason todd x reader angst #red hood imagine #red hood x reader angst #red hood x you #jason todd angst #angst #anon

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truly-a-snitch · 8 months

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Hii can I request ranpo and chuuya with an s/o that has a kitsune type ability? like they can turn into one fully and can also semi transform with just the ears and tail, you can make it female or gender neutral

dang ranpo is popular LMAO not that im complaining hes my little meow meow ^_^ also i went w gn reader bc i dont write fem reader !! also u didnt say if u wanted hcs or not but i went w hcs if u wanted drabbles or fics feel free to ask again !!

WARNINGS: a bit suggestive in chuuyas but nothing explicit

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chuuya and ranpo with a kitsune ability user s/o

chuuya

kitsune are born tricksters, being yokai, and those with kitsune abilities are certainly no different ! while your affinity for practical jokes may grate on chuuya, you are still his s/o at the end of the day

(he would NOT be dating you if he didnt want to trust me)

when you’re partially transformed (or fully transformed) he tries to watch how loud he gets since he’s not very good at volume control and he doesn’t want to hurt your ears

he likes to scratch behind your ears or pet your tail !! he does it mindlessly tbh, even though he can’t feel your fur through his gloves he likes hearing you react or feeling your ears/tail twitch

he also likes hearing and seeing your foxlike mannerisms ! he can always tell if somebody is getting on your nerves because of your gekkering, and he’s particularly fond of when you nuzzle up to him or the way you ‘shadow’ him (trailing behind him)

chuuya probably has a book or two on his bookshelf about fox mannerisms just so he understands your body language a bit better

one thing he had to get used to was just how talkative you were. foxes are very social creatures, and much of that crossed over into your personality

luckily for you, he likes listening to you talk

if you have claws, he thinks thats really cool (he's into it in a sexy way)

the shapeshifting throws him off not gonna lie. especially because you're so smart as a result of your ability. however he loves watching you mess with people by turning into other people

ranpo

ranpo is 100% THE BEST audience for your illusion tricks. he will sit next to you/in your lap/literally anywhere he can see you and demand that you do your silly little illusory tricks

he thinks your fox form is absolutely precious. he loves petting you and carrying you around on his shoulders

joins in on your pranks all the time fr !! he helps you make them more unpredictable

so far, you've gotten everybody in the agency... except dazai, who keeps seeing through your plans. you've gotten ranpo, but he 'let you' (you aren't sure if he actually did)

mimics your fox noises ! you start yapping ? he yaps back. you bark ? he barks right back !

hes been a play wrestler ever since he found out that it's a way that fox kits blow off steam. any form of physical touch is a big yes for him, but especially wrestling. it's the only way he expends energy he doesn't absolutely have to

(its probably nostalgic for you, since you likely would have done it as a child/right when your ability presented)

prank wars are common between you two as well !!

he's talkative ! he loves talking and you two will frequently go on dates where you just infodump at each other over a meal

he likes to play with your tail and ears a lot !!

#writing #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x gn reader #headcanons #percys silly hcs #gn reader #gender neutral reader #chuuya x reader #chuuya x y/n #chuuya x you #chuuya x gn!reader #ranpo x y/n #ranpo x reader #ranpo x you #ranpo x gn!reader

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cas-skz · 1 year

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im boutta sound real desperate with this request because thats how down BAD i am: i am begging on my knees cas please write anything that includes jongho having you against a wall whispering the sweetest things in your ear about being his pretty girl and just saying super cute things but his fingers down your pants are the complete opposite and just completely ruining you i dont care what the plot is or the location or what led to this very moment i just NEEEEEDDDD to see this in writing bc my thoughts alone arent good enough to just imagine this 😭😭😭😭😭 pls and thank u ill pay you in kisses

I WANT MY KISSES PLEASE

Jongho x Fem! Reader

| non-idol au | smut | established relationship

18+!!! MDNI plz&thnx

[requests - closed]

A quiet sigh escaped your lips as you closed the lap top in front of you. Another week of work in the books.

You swore you could fall asleep right there from how exhausted you felt, but your boyfriend wanted to take you out to dinner so sleep wasn’t an option.

You had almost gathered all your things when Jongho appeared in the foot way of your office, his soft smile immediately making you melt.

“Hi Beautiful.” Jongho greeted,

You quickly walked from behind your desk and into his arms, resting your head in his chest as his arms embraced you. “Hi Handsome. I missed you”

His head rested on top of yours as a low chuckle shook through his core, “I missed you too, silly goose.”

Jongho took a small step back, tilting your head up with his hand before kissing you deeply.

You couldn’t help but smile into the kiss.

“How was your day?” Jongho asked, pressing another kiss into your forehead before you returned to gathering your thing.

“It wasn’t too bad. Next week is going to be hell, so I’m trying not to stress to much about it.”

“I don’t like when you get stressed.” Jongho pouted, but you caught the devilish look he had in his eyes.

“I’m almost ready.” You swallowed, feeling a slight tension in the air.

The door clicked closed, and you felt your cheeks start to burn red. When you rose, Jongho had moved closer and his jacket was tossed aside.

“Come here.”

You instantly went to him, placing yourself between his legs as he sat on the armrest of a chair. “Yes?”

Jongho’s arms snaked around your waist, his finger tips brushing against your skin. “Kiss.”

You pressed your lips deeply into his, and Jongho’s hands slid quickly up your shirt, pulling you into him as he slid his tongue between your lips.

You moaned softly into the kiss, swirling your tongue with his as his hands ran slowly along your spine, kisses becoming more and more intense.

“Baby” You said softly, pulling away the tiniest bit, “We can’t do this here.”

“Why not? No one’s around.”

You paused for a moment before pulling away, quickly going towards the door and taking a quick glance around the office. It was empty.

You closed the door again, turning to see Jongho closing in, his lips were on yours before you could say another word.

Jongho backed you into the door as his lips worked quickly against yours before moving to your jaw and up to your neck, sucking gently in your sweet spot.

His fingers worked to unbutton your pants before his hand slid towards your clit, gently rubbing through your panties.

“My sweet girl.” He whispered in your ear, his teeth gently nipping at cartilage.

You were already putty in his hands, moaning softly as he slid his fingers under the fabric of your panties. The smallest gasp left your lips as his skin came in contact with yours.

“I don’t want my pretty girl to be stressed.” Jongho muttered as his fingers slid towards your entrance, already soaking wet with excitement.

“Just be my good girl and relax.”

His fingers slowly slid back and forth between your folds as your body unconsciously reacted to his touch, your hands gripped onto whatever body part of his you could find.

“You’re so beautiful. I’m so lucky you’re mine. My sweet, smart and sexy forever.”

His breath was hot in your ear as you pushed towards your peak, sweat starting to tickle for forehead.

Your back arched away from the door as your breathing picked up, “Jongho…”

“Y/N, not yet.” He whispered, his lips pecking soft kisses along your neck. His fingers slowed, keeping you on edge.

Jongho’s lips pulled back to yours, roughly and deeply kissing you as his fingers dipped towards your entrance.

“I’m going to make sure you’re always happy.” He slowly slid two fingers inside you, letting his thumb find your clit.

“Going to make sure you have everything you want.” His words were slow between kisses, but his fingers started to pick up speed, causing you to shake in his hold.

“C-can’t hold much..longer.” You gasped out, feeling your walls start to clench.

“I’m going to make sure you’re satisfied.” Jongho’s lips moved to your neck again, sucking sweetly at the spot he knew drove your crazy. “Are you satisfied baby girl?” He whispered.

“Ye-yes babe..” You moaned, your body starting to jerk along with his movements. “So go-good.”

“Then cum for me.”

Your orgasm hit with his command, sending shock waves of pleasure through your body, your loud moans of release filled the room.

Jongho’s lips quickly found yours, chuckling against them as his fingers slowed, and his thumb was brushed gently against your clit. “Good girl.”

You whined quietly against his lips as your peak slowed, your wetness dripping onto his hand and your panties.

His hand slowly came out of your pants, resting on your stomach as you tried to control your breathing.

Jongho kissed your cheek as his hand worked to fix your pants, “You have no idea how bad I want you right now.” You smirked at him, running one hand up to cup his cheek as the other gently grasped as his firm cock, pressed tight against his pants. “Well, maybe we should skip dinner and head home?”

His hand slid to your butt, giving it a hard slap and squeeze. “I’m not sure we’ll make it home.”

#plz enjoy #jongho #jongho x you #ateez smut #ateez x you #ateez fanfic #ateez Jongho #kpop fanfic #kpop smut #ateez #jongho x reader #jongho x y/n

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screampied · 6 days

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see I just realised you said GHOST and not ghostface,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that’s very embarrassing I wish I could unsend an ask bc that’s so embarrassing,,,,,,,,,,,, EISH IM CURLIN UP I MISREAD IT AGHHH

close enough it’s TOJI and he’s sexy so :3333

did he js flick the reader’s forehead,,, OU HIS HANDS ARE COLD?? MEOWWWWW “are you even listening” NO KING IM TRYNA HEAR UR DICKS HEARTBEAT MIAOOWWWWWW

“wanna feel?” 😧 well,,,,,,,, it must be the witching hour bc I’m about to do some magical spells on that shit LMFAOAOA 😭 “knock y’erself out” AYE AYE CAP’N 😻‼️

HAPPY TRAIL??????? AND DIANA IS ON THE PROWL MEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW “you wanna find out?” VEGAS YOURE KILLING ME SHES HISSING I CANT DO THIS AUSGGDHFHFHFHF “c’mere then” LAWD IM IN HEAT sorry that is wild..

“knees” did and done 🧎🏾‍♀️”bra, take that off too” SO HE WANNA SEE MY TITS 😛😛😛 BEST BELIEVE THAT SHIT IS FLYING OFF (I’m so sorry.) “fuck, y’er pretty” THANK YOU DADDY 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

“it’s too big for you? thats my bad” cocky about his cock,,, I NEED HIM AUGGH

“play with your tits” … radio silence…………… unexpected……….. NO BC THE WAY MY JAW ACC DROPPED I WAS LIKE WOAH?? BUT I MEAN SHIT IF THERES A WILL THERES A WAY I GOT THE ASSETS FOR ALLAT !!

“such a pretty mouth, ugh” the ugh in italic? I HEARD IT?? LAED?? IM SO FINISHED IM PROPERLY DONE “good girl. haah, ‘s good” meows.

“yer nasty” VEGAS YOU ALWAYS SERVE AT THE RIGHT TIMES IVE BEEN GEEKING ABOUT BEING CALLED NASTY FOR DAYS AND YOU PULL THIS, I CANTTTT “play with yourself” FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

“you want that, sweets?” I CALL PEOPLE SWEETS TOO OMG ME N HIM TWINNIN and wtf is ectoplasm.. IS IT YHAT GREEN SHIT FROM GHOSTBUSTERS?? OH NAH GMFU SAY WHAT NOW?? nvm its whitee, false alarm :P

“Yer mouths gettin smart” IT CAN GET SMARTER, OG OFFICE SIREN RIGHT HERE !! “fuuuuuuuuck me” lawd……… LAWD I LOVE WHEN MEN DO THAT

“I wanna break you” sweet and sour kebabs.. “you have to pay for that you kno-" LMFOAOAOAOAOAO WE ARE FUNNYY “you played with her?” he referred to it as her… screampied’s version of toji is the man of my dreams NOT YOU ADRESSING IT LMFAOAOOA YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT

“n-no” “y-yea” moans. THE MOCKING I NEED THIS IN MY LIFEEE “look at that tongue” IM DYING IM BEDRIDDEN IM ILL HELP ME “listen to it with me” WOWZA “atta girl” YOWZA !

“whatever spell you had” TOLD YALL IMA BE ON MY WITCH SHIT 🗣️‼️ DONT PLAY WITH CATTTTTTT I WAS CASTIN SPELLS ALLLLL OVER LIKE “PUSSARIUS DRUNKIOS” BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO NOW HE LUV IT, IM TEWWW GOOD 😛

DID IT END OFF W A WHINY NEEDY TOJI??? im a LITTLE too good .. BUT LAWD YOU ATE IT DOWNNNN, HATS OFF TO YOU QUEENIE

— pearl anon !!!! :3

LMAOOO OMG 🫦🫦🫦 tehe yesss he’s an actual ghost but id love to write ghostface toji one day 🤚🏽 that'd eat so hard bruh

the dick's heartbeat 😭😭😭 that's new i'm gonna use that one day. YESSSS HIS HAPPY TRAIL, i could literally write so much ab happy trails it’s actual sick idk ??? like they’re jus so sexy to me. happy trails >>>

NOT U CALLING THE COOTER DIANA PLS

right he’s so cocky he just needs to get put in his place like … (he does 🌚) HEHEJE YESSS UGH IN ITALIC. it just has more pizzazz me thinks, omg i love that word pizzazzzzz. HELPPPP ectoplasm is a ghost like substance but since it’s fanfiction let’s say it’s another type of cum 👨🏽‍💻👨🏽‍💻

YESSS tojis pussy talk is literally unmatched, literally got an ask to elaborate on his pussy talk n i’m so GEEKEDDDDD. writing his dialogue makes my stomach churn up in KNOTSSSS

right. we love sassy reader's w backbone before being put in their place >>>> THE WITCH SHIT BYE. pussarius drunkios HELP ???? 😭😭😭😭

yep, whiney toji my fav 🫦 did all that just to get put in his place <3 he’s never gonna leave us bc he’s too pussy whipped now 🙂‍↕️

#☆ — anons.#pearl anon #🧁#AS ALWAYS #THANK U FOR READING 🥹🥰💖#ur words motivate me more than u know :( <3 #i hope you’ve been taking care though !!! kisses

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levmada · 3 months

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Yeah, like Levi was so right to think "what a man" about Erwin. That was so real of him

ONGGGGG. tbh i'd protect him too bc i can't let that voice of his die god dan m he's so fine. im literally genuinely shocked everyone he talks to isnt a scout. ok fine u arent into big smart beautiful blond men YOURE MYSTIFIED ANYWAY the cadence and his tone is so sexy . idk how i never noticed while watching aot in dub but omg the things i would do to make his voice do things jesus christ i want to REDACTED around my REDACTED throat REDACTED (ad infintinum)

#kane has mail #im just thinking about erwins voice and my back is arched #he doesnt have to touch me just talk and id REDACTED #erwin smith

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virgincels · 11 days

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you know that accusing someone of racism because they think you’re jealous of east asians (a perfectly normal assumption to rationalise your random hatred for ada) is racist in itself right? it’s a projection.

you’re just saying big words in no particular order… like this doesn’t make any sense … im sure it’s bait but at least make it make sense next time! my ‘hatred’ for ada stems from her LACK OF CHARACTER. I don’t even dislike ada I dislike talking about her bc I start yawning and snoring. I really hate people who send me asks about a character idgaf about.

if you’re smart enough to use big words and spell them correctly im sure I don’t have to explain why accusing a south asian of being jealous of an east asian femme fatale sexy dragon lady stereotype is gross and racist 💪

#inbox 💌#tw discourse

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quodekash · 1 year

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IM BACK WITH MORE MSP INCORRECT QUOTES BUT THIS TIME THEY’RE (mostly) SHIPPING QUOTES BC I SAID SO

(also it’s mostly soundwin bc theyve taken over but there’s also tiwpor and tinngun and like one yonook quote lol)

Win: Hey, are you okay? Sound: Yeah. Win: You don’t look okay... Sound: Then stop looking.

—- —-

Win: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Sound: What changed your mind? Win: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

—- —-

Sound: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Win: What changed your mind? Sound: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

—-(this quote works both ways lmao)—-

Gun: Can I have a private talk with you? Pat: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them.

—- —-

Sound: Hey, Gun? Can I get some dating advice? Gun: Just because I'm with Tinn doesn't mean I know how I did it.

—- —-

Tiw: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Gun recently. Tinn: No, Tiw, it's not what it looks like, I swear. Tiw: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous? Tinn: No! You’re the only one for me. Tiw: Is that so? Tinn: I promise! Gun and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend. Tiw: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved? Tinn: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more! Tiw: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right? Tinn: Of course bro! Tiw: Bro... Gun: What the-

—- —-

Sound: H-how do you ask someone out? Por: Well, first- Tiw: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Sound: ...And you said yes?

—- —-

Sound: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you… Win: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

—- —-

Yo, sweating: Nook, there’s something I need to ask you- Nook: Finally! You’re proposing! Yo: How’d you know? Nook: Yo, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Nook: I even picked it up once.

—- —-

Tiw: Hey Win, wanna third wheel on my date with Por tomorrow? Win: Sure. Tiw: Sound! Wanna third wheel on my date with Por tomorrow? Tiw: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Win & Sound: … Por: Tiw...

—-(the only reason any of them get anything done is bc of tiw)—-

Sound: You have to apologize to them Win. Win: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

—-(PLEASE let this be how the fight happens)—-

Por: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Tiw and I are dating. Tiw, Gun, Yo, Win, Pat, and Sound: *gasp* Por: Tiw, why are you surprised?!

—- —-

Tinn: Gun is playing hard to get. Tinn: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

—- —-

Tinn: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Gun: Wow. He sounds stupid. Tinn: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense. Gun: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Tinn: I guess you’re right. Hey Gun, I love you. Gun: See! Just say that! Tinn: Holy fucking shit. Gun: If that flies over his head then, sorry Tinn, but he's too dumb for you. Tinn: Gun.

—-(this is literally how episode 6 went)—-

Tiw: Ooh, somebody has a crush Win: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Sound I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him. *Later that night* Win, very much awake: Uh oh.

—- —-

Gun: *yawns* Tinn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Gun: Then you must be exhuasted. Pat: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

—- —-

*playing twister* Tiw: Right hand red. Sound: *ends up on top of Win* Win: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Tiw: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

—- —-

Yo: Why doesn’t Nook find me sexy when I bite my lip? Por: What do you look like when you bite your lip? Yo: *bites lip* Por: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

—- —-

Sound: My hands are cold. Win: Here, let me hold them. Sound: My lips are cold too. Win: *covers Sound's mouth with his hand*

—- —-

Win: I owe you one. Sound: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

—- —-

Tiw: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Por: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Tiw: That one. I want that one.

—- —-

Sound: The stars are so beautiful... Win: They're just giant balls of gas. Sound: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Win: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Sound: Oh...

—-(IM CRYING PLS LET THIS BE HOW THE REVEAL OF WIN’S FEELINGS HAPPENS (like sound attempting to flirt with win and win cutting him off with his own cheesy confession line and djfdjjfdjdfj))—-

Win, throwing his head into Sound's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Sound, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

—- —-

Win: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Sound: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Win: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Sound: Is it working?

—- —-

Win: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Sound: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Win: I said within reason, Sound. How about I murder that guy? Sound: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Win: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

—- —-

Sound: Are we fighting or flirting? Win: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Sound: Your point?

—- —-

Sound: I love you. Win, not paying attention: What was that? Sound: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

—- —-

conclusion: i love soundwin way too much and need to get a grip on myself like a grip as strong as the grip sound and win had on each others shirts at the end of episode 9 im so sorry ill stop now

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ynnllsn · 2 years

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Il Dottore Headcanons

Warnings: MENTION OF POISON, SELLING BRAINS? (THIS IS SATIRE THO), MENTION OF MURDER, BULLYING, WOUNDS

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-Well there are leaks from the twitter that Dottore's real name is "Fabyen/Fabien" it's sounds really sexy so I decided to include this uncomfirmed leak. we call him fabyen in this work

-Slight NSFW, just a tiny mention of ravishing you

-Akademiya days

-Reader is probably a dancer and completely dumb in academics

+You will probably be noticed by him genuinely when the two of you met at his weakest point of his life, which is Sumeru Academia days. You were a lackey in a lot of subject that day and your teacher adviced you to have a learning session with him

+your friends gives you a goodluck stares on not to be involve with him but fates bring the two of you together <3

+He often gives mean comments because you are having a hard time understanding almost everything he wanted to say. he almost give up on you. but he can't.

"Seriously what is going on inside your head, did you hit it when you were a little so you lose a million functioning cell?"

+Well aside from the plus point that he will receive for helping you out, he saw you as a genuine person who doesn't get weirded out by his present. if anything else, you are the only person who can smile while looking at him directly in the eye.

"Fabyen wouldn't be too convenient for me to sell my brain?"

"Nobody in their right mind will buy it anyway."

+he's so mean about it but feels ecstatic once you understand and get the lesson.

+you got an A in that subject and hugged him tightly to the point where he couldn't breath and say thank you a countless times for not giving up on you.

"Im on the verge actually, lucky for you." admire your smile that reach up to your ear, and he always wanted to see that smile.

+after that, he thought his life would be back to normal but that one didn't happen. you often asks him to tutor you now. but since he won't get a benefit of teaching you he decline until you offer him to buy lunch everyday.

+occassionally his bullies often get his pocket money that he worked on a night shift :(( so he agreed on your offer, only for him to get a desserts too.

+I best believe that Dottore has a huge sweet tooth

+you often put the cherry on his cupcake since you don't like the taste

"This is why you have no brains for not liking cherries." "That's not even connected."

+he likes it tho please give all the cherries you have.

+after he teach you some things, he would proceed to his thing and would expect you to leave but you didn't you watch him do his own experiment.

"What's this?" "Poison." "For who? Who are we gonna kill? 😈"

+Looks at you weirded out. there is no fear contorted in your face just a small smile that looks like a tease. oh how he wanted to kiss you. wait why would he think of it now?

+he shrugged the first sign that he's starting to like your company, he abadoned those signs that he is starting to like you.

+bcs he still doesn't trusts you.

+it was hard to prove your pure intentions to him since he had this momenst before where in the person he trusted the most turns out to be a bitch. and it worried him that you might be involve to the bullying now that you hang out with him 24/7. even neglect your friends for him.

+he have wondered what do you want from him, he always wanted the exact detail why you keep on bothering him for study, but he set that aside since he gets to have free lunch that your mother cooks and the dessert you make.

"It's nice that you can do something useful despite having no smart."

"that's just so mean!!"

+He doesn't wanna protect himself, or rather he can't protect himself, but there's something inside of him that wanted to protect you, just incase someone tried to harm you. you're the only one who's standing side by side with him, who always bothering him despite all the complains, he feel like it would be too devastating for you to leave because he would only bring harm to you

+so he wanted to protect you, only the celestia knows what is inside his mind, he is said to be inhumane to be honest. he swore to himself to protect you so you won't have any reasons to avoid him and;

+he wouldn't be able to hold himself back if ever you get involve with the bullying bcs of him. he would go apeshit to everyone who would harm you

+if you like to dance it would make him crazy specially when he sees your hip rolling gracefully. but he won't tell you because he doesn't wabt you to feel creep out or unpleasant. but everytime you perform on festival, he was there, even if there are a lot of people, he's there to watch you.

+catch you talking about him with ur friends.

"That's not true! Fabyen is a potential genius who can explore every mysterious in teyvat, all of you just sucks!"

+that just made him feel even more motivated. it almost make him feel warm and happy. no one in his entire life defended him and believe in him, just you and you alone. just by that thought... make his heart race.

+nothing excites him like this aside from learning something new, not even forming a new set of research cab meassured on how you make him feel alone. it really feels nice.

+when u visit his space for study session he's all giggly and enthusiastic, you have no idea why but that brought a smile to you face. seeing him happy somehow manage to warm your heart, you trully believe and admire him.

+there are nothing too special about you, you can't be the main subject of his fantasy but it did happened in other sense, your purest smile, clean intention, big heart for him, always in awe whenever he conduct his experiments. your lips... that he wanted to smash with his. the last reason needs to put an end.

he wanted to put an end on this relationship, this friendship that getting too deep for him to handle. so he dicided to gaslight you, although he made a deep preperations for it, because he really wanted to keep you, but it is better this way, he's too rational, and he knows what will happen if you found out about him to other people. he will be badly hurt about severing ties with you

"Wanna know the darkest side of science?" This could only mean to destroy your admiration for him, he purposely wanted you to hate him. but god of wisdom knows very well how this one would badly emotionally injured him for life. he wants you, but he cannot have you.

"Sacrificing humans and making them as a test subjects for the humanity to go forward. consensual or not. kids or old people." He said and tried to intimidate you, god knows how much he hates to look at you this way, after all, all you did for him is to give him a loving and friendly gazes. hateless intentions. completely pure friendship and offerings.

the gods knows how much he wanted to keep it this way, how much he wanted to keep you for him and only him.

but you're so dumb, he questioned your humanity to your response.

"Isn't it... great?" great, you say?

"Great?" He asks and chuckling, all the efforts he took for every night, it feels like crumbling into nothingness, turning into useless prep and a waste of time. "Great, you say? y/n... that is murder, inhumane and outright sadism."

"... but if there is an outbreak, Fabyen those who sacrificed their lives for study can save the humanity's future. i don't see the reasons for you to intimidate me." You giggled and he sighs. he give up. "I admire you for trying to break our friendship. but I think you have to kill someone infront of me out of no reasons for me to hate you."

"Is that challange?"

"Kind off."

"Wanna be the first victim then?"

"Can you?" You didn't inherit any fear as you walk closer to him and hand him a knife. you put that knife in his hand and raise it towards your chest. "Atleast when I died, not only killing my own existance but also these admiration that I have for you."

you best believe that everyone have their own heart, people tend to do inhumane things because they were shun by the own people itself, the very exact inducement for people to forget emotions and infatuation. you put the tip on your chest, slightly pressing it as you looking directly to his eyes, his red ruby eyes that you love so much. blood starts to form and flows down your chest and the moment he saw that, he throw the knife away.

that put a smile on your face.

"You can't." You said and cupped his face who's looking away from you.

he can't, how can he kill someone who stayed and want him. he looks at your chest and he immediately get some cotton and iodine to treat that wound. you pressed it a little so it was a little deep.

"You're deranged." he whispered and you only smiled, looking at him as he keep on removing the dried blood. his hand is slightly shaking as he tried his best to maintain the position of the twizzers in his thumb and index finger.

"looks like I am much more insane than you." your face are too close to you and you keep on looking at his red eyes, you know from the start why he did do that. why he took an effort to get rid of you. looks like you're not that dumb, or is it because you are constantly studying with him.

you kiss his cheeks. and his tracks stop and look at you. you smiled slightly.

"Wanna know why I bother you?"

+you confessed first because his ass cannot handle the pressure of facing his feelings, so if you wanna improve your relationship with him, you gotta paddle your way down the road

+you graduate together and hey, you went with him too. specially when the Fatui offer him funds for his experiments, and dragged you along to the fatui too. there is no way in hell he will leave you here.

+no matter how hard he tries, you know and you know who's the prime and who's the clone. after all you memorize his body composition, moles, even wrinkles. so pranking you won't be successful. he did succeed but only a few times.

+he's so possessive

+in meetings everytime Pantalone offer a snack you always give the half on him even though he already has his share, reasons? it's dessert.

+he remember every preferences you have too.

"Sunny side up right, my lunatic?"

"how abt you don't cook at all? you'll burn the kitchen."

+atleast he knows you, he would just preprare a hot chocolate or coffee for you. and he knows how ill-tempered you are when you don't get enough sleep, so he make sure you have all the 8 hours of rest in the world.

+big spoon in cuddle, at first hesitate on hugging you when you guys are still new in relationship, but you often stick to him like a koala so he get used to it. imagine him in bed for the first day in your relationship, he's too straight and keep his hand to himself, probably look at the ceilling the whole night while you keep on changing position, hug him on the side or switch on top of him and hug him.

+almost look like he's baby sitting you on the first day or month, after some few months of being together, he get more and more comfortable each day, please be patient with him.

+THE VIRGIN IN THE RELATIONSHIP, YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT THIS MAN GOT BITCHES WHEN BITCHES HATES HIM except you. you have to even initiate affection first and pour all your love on him before he does.

+talks about insanity, both of you got it and everyone thinks Dottore influence you when infact you were the one who influence him. everybody knows that Dottore is the insane one but deep down, Dottore keeps your insanity to surge. the quiet ones are the scariest.

+you always scold him when he's too harsh with his subordinates

+you're the only one who's allowed to call him Fabyen. and he really really likes to be called Fabyen when it is you who will call him. (I also can atone that he hates that name because it sounds fontaine and hates that nation but when it's you... he likes it)

+if you know his compositions, he knows every mark you have in your body, moles, scars, stretch marks (man he's obsessed with your waves, he thinks that you're a goddess and a living genuine human and not artificial.) even the size of your foot, or the size of your clothes.

it will surely take it's time for him to trusts you or have him underneath your strings but once you make him fell inlove and wanted he will get addicted to the feeling. he never asks for being wanted by someone so genuinely but he got addicted anyways. would absolutely lose his mind if you perished to the world. would absolutely betray anyone, the Tsaritsa even, just for you.

villains would really do everything in their hands for their significat other eh?

#dottore #genshin impact smut #genshin fanart #genshin x you #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin dottore #fatui headcanons #fatui dottore #fatui harbingers #villains #genshin headcanons

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LAST POLL OF ROUND 5

Propaganda

Mbissine Thérèse Diop (Black Girl)—She’s a Senegalese actress known for starring in Black Girl, one of the first African films to receive international attention/acclaim. So much of the movie relies on her ability to convey her character’s sense of isolation/loneliness, she’s so amazing, I really wish she had acted more. However, she just recently appeared in the film Cuties!

This is round 5 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Sophia Loren:

im submitting her in honor of my dad bc she was the first celebrity crush of his he ever admitted to me and my sister :) and he was right. shes so pretty

Absolutely, drop-dead sexy, also a hard working, extraordinarily talented actress who didn't shy away from the less glamorous roles to gift us some gritty, memorable performances

JUST LOOK AT HER Y'ALL

Very smart and beautiful, the characters that she played (I mean those in the movies that I put in the previous question) are as strong and determined as her which I think adds to her hotness.

Big in the chest, snatched in the waist, pretty in the face 😳

Sexy, beautiful, deep. A real star.

Her performance in "Man of La Mancha" is just so very captivating. Dubbed as "the Italian Marilyn Monroe", she looks beautiful in any movie and at any age.

She starred in films as a sexually emancipated persona and was one of the best known sex symbols of the time. She is a great cook and her filmography is immense.

Mbissine Thérèse Diop:

#Mbissine Thérèse Diop #sophie loren #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old woman #ladies 5

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boyfhee · 11 months

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moots as idols?

omg ask game :o it's been 55 years

these r mostly based on ppl ive talked quite a few times, but if ure a moot who isnt mentioned and would like to be, lmk and i'll gladly tell u which idol i associate u with

@ctrlemis : ART hmmm shuhua?? so so cool, like they're not afraid to say what's on their mind, and also v funny . also niki bc i think both of their energies match . MINGYU ure definitely the most stunning person to walk on earth

@amakumos : wonyoung / sunghoon / ningning, yun is so famous like she will always be famous . she's funny AND GOD SHE IS PRETTY TOO v nice tho!!!!! these four sit at the same table idk

@haerinz : rose FAE IS THE REASL FAMOUS MOOT HERE LIKE U WILL SEE HER EVERYWHERE IN EVERY OTHER SMAU . js like rose in in every pic like ??? mayb fae has powers to break ppl up....it's giving cupid's conflict yn (go read yun's works)

@maiverie : MOTHER LIKE KARINA i have nothing to say ab mai she can leave u speechless actually . but both her and karina r so...cool...and alien bc they're out of the world 😆☝️

@tyunni : atp i cant associate u with anyone other than riki BUT jay . no im not saying ure as smart as him but ure as cool as him . and jay is very cool like that's a fact from science . ALSO EUNCHAE idk u both r same atp

@jennaissantes : YUJIN AND YUNJIN three slayful girls together. i have no explanation here but lily just reminds me of yunjin and yunjin, AND IT'S VICE VERSA . guys do u know lily can sing...this was meant to be

@hoonvrs : the real heeseung moot everyone. if ure my hee moot ure my fav idk. gives very pretty girl vibes and i bet saint is one . heeseung bc i think she's good at a lot of things...idk it's just the energy, plus shes The comedian

@flwrshee : sunoo....lia....seungkwan, v cute and composed energy here (kwan is not composed i Know), like probably someone who can make u smile instantly, that's ri for u

@tnyhees : DINO hmm also minhee?? from gidle?? let's add jake too. v chaotic energy here, but again v cute i swear half of u r super cute. but chae is a rlly fun person to talk to, js like the ppl i mentioned above (me saying this as if i talk to those three on a daily basis)

@soobnny : SEUNGMIN AND JUNGWON WITH A HINT OF RYUJIN . first of all, sue, ure v cute and funny so seungmin and won card was guaranteed, and ryujin bc ure also super cool like omg be my friend :o ps. chaeryoung reminds me of u sm

@jaeyunverse : minghao and jay moot. the brain energy is over the roof here like yeah sage can help u write ur thesis 😍☝️ v intimidating at first and is equally insane, probably psychotic

@dokiyeom : aya ure so joshua and winter coded for me i cant even explain why but atp im convinced ure one of them. ik we havent talked much but from the limited conversations we've had so far, i can ure rlly welcoming and nice and sweet and id love to talk more w you

@heeliopheelia : JEONGHAN AND HEESEUNG MOOT fuck ure too sexy for this site what r u doing here? carly probably has three degrees and is pursuing a fourth one be honest bae this is how it is right? BC URE SO . COOL . LIKE COOL IN CAPS BOLD ITALICS . COOL . and ure funny . date when

#—ask games.#im sry i can barely think of words except cool funny pretty my vocabulary consists of ten words #cant think of idols either like suddenly my mind goes blank

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dollwrites · 1 month

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He has tragic lore it’s very dark I won’t spoil it 😭 his English dub he sounds very sassy and he’s such a smart ass I love him ❤️❤️ it took me forever to get the abysswalker card!! The one with him in bed is v hot ngl. I kept getting Zayne cards lol. what do you think of Zayne and Xavier? How are you liking the game so far?!?! Ahh sorry I’m so excited that ur playing this!!

-mammon anon

NO DONT APOLOGIZE HEHEHE IM SO HAPPY WE BOTH PLAY IT TOO

I’m really trying to learn the lore of the game it’s definitely a LOT but I’m excited to learn his! Misser fishy fishy…

Zayne is sexy but I feel absolutely no chemistry with him and same goes for Xavier SKSKSK THEYRE OKAY BUT I was so drawn to Raf right from the start so I have like a very biased opinion KAKSKSK I will say that I think they’re all very interesting and I’m eager to learn about everyone’s lore, but I am just kinda gravitating more towards Rafayel

I’ve almost pulled 150 so I’m looking forward to that free 5* ( it said select one so I hope I really do get to pick it bc I want the abysswalker pair )

THE GAME IS GOOD VERY ADDICTIVE I like the battle style and getting to customize mc for the photos is nice! I was telling my friends this in the group chat but mc has to be skinny and that made it difficult for me bc as a chubby girl, I had to make mc’s face chubbier to look like me SKSKKS

the Photo Booth concept is so cute and I can’t wait to get more poses with him! I think he’s only darling lvl 30 atm but IM TRYING

ALSO YOU CAN ADD ME IF YOU WANT? I think the only thing you can do with friends is like give stamina but still!

here’s my hunter # 82000735440

#mammon nonnie !

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lqfiles · 2 months

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guess who is back 😍😍😍

I JUST FINISHED THE SERIES I KNOW IM LATE BUT OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD I ALMOST SHOF MYSELF (positive) LIKE SWINGING MY FEET GIGGLINGGG LIKEEE..

like coming back after a while and reading this reminded me of how we literally text the same and how you’re Funny Silly and the Best AND LIKE UGH YOU JUST ARE SO ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ GOOD LIKE ⁉️⁉️⁉️ i live for ur humor it’s toooooo good…

but omg lowkey i’ve been going through it so i needed a minute (a thousand years) bc college and life is out to get me bc im so funny smart sexy and so humble.. yessss…. BUT im SOOO back we are SOOOO back (im gonna jump. /j)

but i made a new account on twt and now im back on kpop/stantwt omg... bc my old one got s worded in 2019 bc i was being Real… (told a racist person to keep themselves safe) BUT WE (singular) ARE BACK😍😍😍

how have u been though i missed u 😞 i hope you’ve been great and taking care of yourself and i missed all anons too i hope you’ve all been doing well!! but yes i missed ur content and as per usual ur work makes me laugh and giggle and smile like ur just so good at what u do 😞😞 BUT YEAH I HOPE YOUVE BEEN GOOD I MISSED YOU (try not to repeat urself challenge impossible)

- 🌷

OMG HI BESTFRIENDDD we missed you so much over here 😭🫶🏽

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOUUU ughh i still can’t believe it’s actually finished like i’ll miss these two cutiebears.. but faaackkkk you’re too sweet and you’re making me blush like.. you think i’m funny.. biggest compliment ily fr YOU ARE THE BEST i’ll make sure to keep the humour up

HOPE COLLEGE IS GONNA START TREATING YOU WELL cant believe they’re having you go through war over there.. stay strong 😭 at least you have holidays now right? AMAZING!!! WE ARE SO FREAKING BACK EXACTLY

HSJDKSKS you sacrificed yourself 💔💔 i can’t imagine getting mine suspended i literally have 24k tweets on my private account istg if that account ever gets suspended we ALL have to get suspended.. kpoptwt is kinda ehh these days like everyone is just trying to get hit tweets 😑 i’m sure you’ll have fun tho, unfortunately i spent a lot of time on there too and UNFORTUNATELY i enjoy twt too 😭

awwwee i literally love you 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷 i’ve been well, kinda doing nothing with this holiday and just chilling, i’ll be back soon with content tho THE GRIND NEVER STOPS 🙏🏽 i’m sure all the anons are doing well, they seem to be doing well, and i hope you’re doing well too!!! i’ll try to continue being good at what i do omg I MISSED YOU MORE LOVELY PLZ TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GOOD DAY OR NIGHT <333

#asks.#from 🌷 anon #the way i literally said ‘WE ARE SO BACK’ when i saw this message in my inbox omg #great minds think alike #never beating the me is you you are me allegations

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🥀 and 💭?

🥀 Talk about some of your fictional crushes and why they aren’t your F/O!

p much all of these the reason is either there's not enough story for me to work with, said story is incomplete, or i just don't think about them very often. sometimes its also a vibes thing. idfk.

rammattra (overwatch) - big sexy robot! phenomenal fucking design! animations designed to Get My Ass! however, overwatch lore is garbage so i cannot be assed! this also applies to moira. i am not immune to evil butch scientist but bro there is nothing there. im stealing her and filling her with bloodworms. shes my oc now. billy (backlash) - hi. read backlash. look its right here go go go go. i love billy so fucking much she's charming she's smart she's funny she builds robots and loves anime and she can see ghosts and shuffle souls around into different bodies! i get heart palpitations when she smiles. trans lesbian queen of my heart. fucking look at her.

i do actually have a backlash insert but they're busy trying to kiss the world's most garbage man. they can probably do better. honestly i have crushes on most of the women in this comic. hot ghost grandma pls dm me. lady sorcia (thieves and kings) - ok this ones. kind of obscure. rlly good comic tho you should also read thieves and kings. she's a sorceress who gets a good chunk of her power from a magical cloak and swords that are basically extensions of a dark force that really, REALLY doesn't want her gain indipendence. sometimes she does murders about it. i was entranced by her as a kid (for reasons that would become obvious to me later) and i still think she's really cool and tbh maybe i SHOULD make myself an insert for thieves and kings. do i not deserve a funny little wizard. glados (portal) - one time i played a VR game where you try to fix a robot and then when you fail she gets up real close in your face and berates you and chucks you into a pit of lava or whatever. fundamentally altered my brain chemistry in. a way. makoto nanya (blazblue) - super buff squirrel girl fights evil with the power of friendship and incredible violence! shes cute shes smart she's ride-or-die for the people she cares about and i would let her princess carry me into the sunset. unfortunately i cant reciprocate because my arms are limp spaghetti noodles but i can dream.

💭 What’s your favorite uncommon headcanon about your F/O?

i saw a comic where law tattooed his back by temporarily removing his own skin w/ Room and just went at that shit at his desk w/ a tattoo gun and it lives rent-free in my brain. that shit fucking rules. also i think he's autistic and on the aroace spectrum. idk how uncommon these are bc i don't interact with fandom much but anyways hes JUST like me frfr.

#this turned out longer than i thought itd be. lots of guys bouncing around in there. oh well.#i got to plug my favorite comics so thats all that really matters tbh #ass memes #yellin

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